Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
Episodes
MESSY BONUS: Being A Parent
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares their experience (and reasoning) for being childless. Plus, clips of Bernadette and Brandon talking about food and first kisses. ...
Advocating For Yourself, Setting Boundaries and... Licking Faces w/ Bernadette Beck
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Bernadette Beck, host of Celebrity Truth or Dare on YouTube, is surprised to learn just how much she has in common with Brandon. Plus, a (literally) s...
MESSY BONUS: A casual encounter with the... Klan
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares the full story they teased with Laci Mosley. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com Comments an...
Scams, One Night Stands, and White People w/ Laci Mosley
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Scam Goddess Laci Mosley joins us for a brand new game and a very hairy messy story. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at S...
MESSY BONUS: A Playdough Bottom
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A messy romance story and and queer-coded characters from Sister Act 2. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com...
My Mom Broke My Heart, My Ex Made It Worse, and Sister Act 2 Saved Me
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
New merch ideas galore, plus Messy Bowl and why Sister Act 2 is the best movie ever made. Get ready! Submit your anonymous messy stories and gam...
MESSY BONUS: The Oscars?
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon predicts the outcomes of The Oscars, plus more content from Foster and Cesar's episode. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at ...
The 30s Reckoning: When Who You Were No Longer Fits w/ Foster Wilson and Cesar Cardona
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts of the Beauty In The Break podcast, Foster Wilson and Cesar Cardona join Brandon for a list of messy stories you wouldn't believe. Plus, a heart...
MESSY BONUS: Everywhere Is Queer
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie Sprinkman tells us about their amazing app! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com Comments and sugges...
Clarity Is Sexy: First Love Breakups, Family Boundaries & Saying It Plainly w/ Charlie Sprinkman
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie Sprinkman, founder of Everywhere Is Queer, joins Brandon in a sex-forward episode to talk about boundaries and honestly. Submit your ano...
MESSY BONUS: Attachment Styles
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
More from the one-and-only Sabrina Zohar! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and s...
Closure Is a Scam: Dating Is Data, Not a Moral Failing w/ Sabrina Zohar
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sabrina Zohar, multi-faceted entrepreneur and dating coach, joins Brandon to share her story of finding love, along with some hard-hitting truths abou...
MESSY BONUS: When You Need to Go On a Tangent
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes it can't be helped! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggest...
Navigating the Grief of a Parent, Supporting a Grieving Friend, & What Six Years of Celibacy Taught Me w/ VINCINT
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
World-renowned musical artist VINCINT is back with even more insight into grief and growth. Plus, they spill some never-before-heard details about Bra...
MESSY BONUS: The Musical Episode
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Come sing along! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email Te...
How to Deal With Jealousy in Open Relationships & Become A Better Partner w/ Scott Evans
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for an unmatched episode when guest Scott Evans joins Brandon for a classic kiki, complete with hilarious messy stories and tons of listener...
MESSY BONUS: The Gosh Darn Apps
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Solid dating advice from Alexis and Darby that didn't make it into the main episode. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at Somet...
Dating After Gender Transition: Finding Love, Friendship, and Self-Worth with Alexis Bevels and Darby Lynn Cartwright
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts of the IMHO Podcast, Alexis Bevels and Darby Lynn Cartwright, cut up with Brandon in a hilarious and educational conversation. Submit your...
MESSY BONUS: Trixie Cut Off A Man's Eyebrow
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Beauty school stress officially causes long-term autoimmune dysfunction. Watch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/chann...
Makeup Counters, Hooking Up in Drag, and TikTok Snake Churches with Trixie Mattel
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The one-and-only Trixie Mattel joins the show for an unmatchable kiki that covers every topic from loving yourself to snake churches. Submit you...
MESSY BONUS: Brandon's Villain Arc
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares the beginning of their villain arc with guest Atsuko Okatsuka. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMes...
Decentering the Male Gaze: How to Be Attractive for Yourself and Unlearn Eurocentric Beauty Standards
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and actress Atsuko Okatsuka joins Brandon for a hilarious and heartfelt episode with a wild two-part messy story. Submit your anonymous...
MESSY BONUS: Dating With Intention
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Nina Parker expands upon her idea of dating with intention. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669...
What to Do If You’re Ghosted, Calling Out Abuse in a Friend’s Relationship, and Setting Healthy Boundaries
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The one and only Nina Parker, Emmy-nominated TV host and fashion designer joins Brandon for some tea before getting into the real heart of the convers...
MESSY BONUS: Dealing With The Butt & Being Fired
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts of the Dads & Daddies podcast share their messy stories (and advice) that didn't make it into the main episode. Submit your anonymous ...
How to Be a Confident Dominant Partner in the Bedroom, Navigate a Friend’s Addiction, and Support Sobriety
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts of the Dads & Daddies Podcast, Brian Rubin-Sowers and Judson Morrow join Brandon for an intimate discussion that gets Brandon hot and bother...
MESSY BONUS: Dressing As Cartoon Characters
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who isn't into a little roleplay on Date #4? Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comme...
Normalizing Intimacy Conversations w/ Jessica Stahl
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cartoonist, creative director and sexual-wellness advocate, Jessica Stahl, joins Brandon with her own important acronym around pleasure communication....
MESSY BONUS: A Gay Anomaly
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon finishes the messy story from last week by explaining the "sex accident." Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at...
Through The Storm w/ Jordan E. Cooper
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan E. Cooper, playwright, actor, and director joins Brandon to share his experience with his new play OH HAPPY DAY! which then turns into a deep c...
MESSY BONUS: This Thanksgiving, I Was The Turkey
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares a messy story that gives a new meaning to Thanksgiving stuffing. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.c...
The Journey is The Goal w/ Lío Mehiel
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recently starring in the hit movie, After The Hunt, Lío Mehiel joins Brandon to share their experience in growth and feeling good in their plac...
Being the Poster Child of HIV
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's conversation with Hernando Umana was so packed full of goodies, we just had to give you some more. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Thriving with HIV! w/ Hernando Umana
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hernando Umana, actor, entrepreneur, activist and Brandon's close friend, joins the pod to share one of the wildest Messy stories we've ever heard. Pl...
MESSY BONUS: Give Me A Minute
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Long-term relationships of any kind can be tricky, so Franchesca Ramsey shares her experiences in opening communication even when you can't respond ri...
Tell Me Something Messy Presents: HIGHKEY!
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heyyy Messy Mob! Check out this trailer for HIGHKEY! ✨ RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Yvie Oddly and culture critic Ryan Mitchell host HIGHKEY! &md...
You're A Divorcee Who Doesn't Believe In God w/ Franchesca Ramsey
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Franchesca Ramsey, actress, writer, comedian, and social justice advocate, joins to show to share her stories of love, loss and recovery. Her messy st...
MESSY BONUS: Let Your Uncle Kidnap You
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This hilarious conversation with Jay Jurden didn't make it into the main episode, but it sure made its way into our hearts. Submit your anonymou...
Yes Ma'am w/ Jay Jurden
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, writer and actor Jay Jurden joins the show to mesmerize Brandon with their humor and wit as they dive into a discission on being pan, bi or ...
MESSY BONUS: There's A Line With Family
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares a story of their first night out on this New York trip, and some bonus clips from their conversation with Durand on male intimacy. ...
Non-Practicing Straight Homosexuals w/ Durand Bernarr
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Singer-songwriter Durand Bernarr joins the show to discuss what intimacy means for men, specifically between male friendships. But first, Brandon and ...
MESSY BONUS: Reflecting On Breakdowns
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares a story about a previous connection, and they and Sophia discuss the gift / curse of the times we live in. Submit your anonym...
Your Joy & Your Sacred Rage w/ Sophia Bush
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor and advocate Sophia Bush brings captivating takes on accepting all facets of your emotions, breaking down gender identity and raising awareness ...
This Is How I Get Free w/ Lena Waithe
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
World-renowned writer, actor and producer Lena Waithe is back on the show to dive into her place of worship, parenting and allowing oneself to grow. P...
MESSY BONUS: Who Puts Your Heart At Ease?
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A life-long friendship is hard to find, but so special when you do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sometimes Love Isn’t Broken, It’s Just Not Enough w/ Devere Rogers
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon welcomes comedian, actor and bestie Devere Rogers, who comes in hot with a messy take treading in dangerous territory: Brandy and Monica conce...
MESSY BONUS: This Is What Freedom Looks Like
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
New York versus LA d*ck.Where do you all stand on the debate? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Resentment, Environment, and the Blueprint for Great Sex w/ Erica Chidi
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon sits down with Erica Chidi, writer, producer and health educator, to talk secret trysts, and the thrill of keeping one bedroom a clean, always...
How Facing Mortality Inspires Better Art w/ Abbi Jacobson
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this delightfully messy episode of Tell Me Something Messy, Brandon and Abbi Jacobson —actor, writer, producer, and co-creator of Broad City ...
Tell Me Something Messy Season 2 Trailer
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season Two of Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman is here. Every Tuesday, Brandon invites you into bold, hilarious, and vulnerable conve...
I Consented But He Roofied Me Anyway - Part 3
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon is joined by Dr. Matthew Brinkley and Dr. Emily Nagoski as they unpack Brandon's experience from last year. Trigger Warning: This episod...
I Consented But He Roofied Me Anyway - Part 2
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon is joined by Dr. Raquel Martin and Dr. Vanessa Marin as they unpack Brandon's experience from last year. Trigger Warning: This episode c...
I Consented But He Roofied Me Anyway - Part 1
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares the story of an event that happened to them last September. Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual assault. ...
Heauxperlatives: A Season Retrospective
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon takes a look back at this season's episodes for some top highlights from guests, Messy Mail, and lessons learned. Look out for Tell Me Somethi...
MESSY MOM BONUS: Friendship w/ Devere Rogers
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon is back with more fun and friendship that didn't make it into last week's episode! Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bran...
It's About The Tone w/ Patrik-Ian Polk & Devere Rogers
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Acclaimed 'Noah's Arc' creator Patrik-Ian Polk and Brandon's bestie join to talk about life-long friendship, legacy and representation. Plus, Brandon ...
Silence Shouldn't Be Currency w/ Corey O’Brien
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, LGBTQ+ advocate and social media creator, Corey O’Brien, joins Brandon for some truly messy discussion on everything from sucking d*ck...
MESSY MOM BONUS: Die With A Smile
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Baby, y’all really lit Brandon up about that Grindr profile name and guess what? They’re back with more thoughts. In this first-ever bonus...
How To Be A Soft Daddy w/ Nick Kroll & Andrew Rannells
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The legendary Nick Kroll and Andrew Rannells join Brandon to read some Messy Mail and talk about their new movie "I Don't Understand You." Plus, Brand...
You Didn’t Get The Sex Talk. Your Kid Still Deserves One w/ Tara Michaela
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a very messy bunch of mail, Brandon finds a question about the sex talk that they can't answer alone. Founder of The Youth Sexpert Program, Tara...
"What You Don't See On My OnlyFans" w/ Taylor Stilson
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Multi-hyphenate Taylor Stilson worked as a University professor to licensed massage therapist and now has expanded into the world of Adult Content Cre...
Your Healing Is Not Dependent On Their Response w/ Lena Waithe
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Famed actor and screenwriter Lena Waithe joins Brandon to talk about a sensitive subject for them both: Being brought up in households that don't...
You Can Grieve Correct Decisions Too w/ Dr. Raquel Martin
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Clinical psychologist and Black Mental Health advocate Dr. Raquel Martin is back for a one-on-one conversation with Brandon in a special episode of As...
Reconfiguring What Happiness Looks Like w/ Trace Lysette
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actress and producer, Trace Lysette, joins to play our second-ever game of Real or Faking. Then, she and Brandon dive into having sex outdoors, channe...
Are You Being Loved Well? w/ Traci Thomas
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Champion of books, podcaster and Brandon's close friend, Traci Thomas, joins to share some messy stories as a fellow messy mom. After a game of F*ck, ...
Do Vers Tops Really Exist?! w/ Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chapelle
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Legendary superstars and fellow podcasters Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chapelle join Brandon for a whole lot of mess. Both Cody and Andrew share their mess...
Conversations Are Like Baking Bread w/ John-Michael Bond
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian John-Michael Bond joins Brandon to share multiple messy stories after a game of smash or pass. Then, Brandon and John-Michael delve into grow...
Ask Messy Mom
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In our first solo episode, Brandon reads and answers Messy submissions from patrons, including questions about mental health, or a shocking story of a...
I'm Star Bottom w/ Willam
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, podcaster, author & wig-wearing YouTuber, Willam, joins Brandon for a tea-spilling episode before diving deep into self-love and self-image...
Leave Feeling Joy w/ Joel Kim Booster
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, writer and comedian Joel Kim Booster discusses his triple name and shares a PLETHORA of messy stories. Plus, Brandon and Joel Kim Booster dig i...
A Little Revenge w/ Clark Moore
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Writer, director and actor, Clark Moore, shares a mysterious messy story filled with twists, turns, and a little potential revenge. Then, Clark and Br...
Sacred Sex w/ Liz Goldwyn
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Filmmaker, author and podcaster Liz Goldwyn dives right into the deep stuff with Brandon as they talk ex's, healing from being hurt, and of course, a ...
Bestie Break Ups w/ Liza Treyger
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actress and comedienne Liza Treyger joins Brandon to do a deep dive into Messy Mail focused around getting into trouble and the complicated nature of ...
Sex Ed w/ Danielle Bezalel
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DB, aka Danielle Bezalel, shares her vast knowledge of sex toys and informative stories that nobody ever got in sex education classes in school. Brand...
Never Cheat On A Therapist w/ Shahem Mclaurin
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon gushes over one of their idols as Therapist and influencer Shahem Mclaurin joins to deep dive into cheating. But first, a game of F*ck, Marry,...
Perfectionism and F*ck Buddies w/ Ian Paget
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor and social media personality, Ian Paget, joins Brandon for a full-on kiki including everything from sex parties to Sex And The City.&n...
I'm Not Afraid Of D*ck w/ Kid Fury
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Famed comedian and podcaster, Kid Fury, shares his journey of finding out what pleasure means for him through self sex-ploration. Brandon and Kid play...
Drain Snakes and Small Chores w/ Alex Hall
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alex Hall, chef, producer, sex ed activist and creator of The Bottom's Digest joins Brandon to share some top secret insights into bottoming. But(t) f...
That's How You Get A Squirtcicle w/ ER Fightmaster
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, musician and advocate ER Fightmaster shares an absolutely unforgettable Messy Story and some gems during Smash or Pass. Then, Brandon and ER ex...
I Really Thought I Had Healed From This w/ Johnny Sibilly
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LGBTQIA+ rights advocate, actor and producer Johnny Sibilly shares some deep fantasies during his Messy Story and a game of F*ck, Marry or Block. Plus...
Am I the drama? w/ Griffin Matthews
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Close friend, writer and actor Griffin Matthews joins Brandon to share a hilarious and incredibly odd Messy story. A round of F*ck, Marry or Block and...
I Deserve 100% Of The Space I take Up w/ Emily Nagoski
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Famed author and sex educator, Emily Nagoski, joins the show to break down some deep messages about love and self acceptance that causes Brandon to sa...
Everyone Needs a "Jay!" w/ Karamo Brown
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Emmy nominated host and Culture Expert on Queer Eye, Karamo shares his experiences with a partner who taught him to caress and love himself, which hel...
Heauxing Is Data w/ Griff Stark-Ennis
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actor and podcast host, Griff Stark-Ennis, brings an interesting experience on a dating app as his Messy Story for the day. Some underlying toxic masc...
Relationships Don't Make You Whole w/ Kyle June Williams & nicHi Douglas
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon surrounds themselves with their chosen fam Kyle June Williams and nicHi Douglas this holiday season in a special Christmas episode filled with...
The Person Who Looks Free w/ VINCINT
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pop goddess, VINCINT, shares some messy memories with Brandon and dives into some wildly-hilarious Messy Mail. Then, one one submission prompts a deep...
Everybody Deserves Sexy Underwear & Self Awareness w/ Blakely Thornton
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Blakely Thornton, acclaimed “pop culture anthropologist” and close friend to Brandon joins to tell everyone some real tea on the Messy submissions...
Babe, I Don't Have The Energy To F*ck w/ Danielle Schneider
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Writer, performer and co-host of the Podcast BITCH SESH, Danielle Schneider, joins Brandon to shed some light on a topic they've been interested in: H...
F*ck Your Potato Salad w/ Devere Rogers
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon and bestie Devere Rogers kiki about Thanksgiving with some holiday F*ck, Marry, Block and Messy Mail. Plus, Devere shares one of the most outr...
Find Your Coven Of Doms w/ Zachary Zane
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Columnist and sexual-health-advocate Zachary Zane joins Brandon to share some hilarious messy stories that raise a few really interesting questions a...
Butt Seriously w/ Mitra Jouhari & Dr. Evan Goldstein
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Does your butt get bigger from having anal sex? Is cum good for your face? Find out when Brandon plays a game of Real or Faking with their Big Mouth w...
Ethical Non-Monogamy w/ Matthew Raymond-Goodman
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon shares a messy story about their first time having penetrative sex. Then, Brandon's partner, Matthew Raymond-Goodman, joins to play our first ...
I'm Such A Lover Boy w/ Zach Campbell
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a hilarious and self-explorative episode, Brandon and guest Zach Campbell dive into what it means to find yourself in the queer community. Plus, a ...
Toes Are Where The Trauma Is w/ Taylor Tomlinson
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
World-renowned comedienne and salad-date-partner, Taylor Tomlinson joins Brandon for a deep dive into repressed love and sexuality because of organize...
I’m A Hemorrhoid Whisperer, Baby! w/ Dr. James Simmons
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After receiving a fist-full of recurring medical questions from the c'heauxmunity, Brandon invites Dr. James Simmons, a renowned expert in all things ...
My Little Secret w/ Katya Zamolodchikova
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The one-and-only Katya Zamolodchikova graces the pod with her presense to share a slew of messy stories, mostly involving butt plugs. Plus, Brandon an...
Let Her Be Free w/ Alesha Reneé
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon's close friend, Alesha Reneé, joins to share where she is on her Heaux journey, but as they start talking about all of the things that Alesha...
Jerkchella! w/ Eric Williams
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brandon is back to help you navigate your interactions with FuckBoy, LLC, and they've invited Eric Williams (That's A Gay Ass Podcast) to talk all thi...
Kissing Titties w/ Shantira Jackson & Dr. Vanessa Marin
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first Heaux Sympheauxsium! Brandon has invited two unbelievable guests, Shantira Jackson, comedian and writer, and sex-pert, Dr. Vanessa Mari...
I Need Some Potassium In My Life w/ TS Madison
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Digging in deep on a sensitive subject, Brandon and special guest TS Madison talk about a recent experience Madison had when re-examining her own sexu...