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Team Building With Knives

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A regular episode...April fool! We're off to Discworld for some Assassins' Guild teambuilding

Season 2 #8 – The Good Stuff

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's episode 100, and we've got a brand new* ship

Season 2 #7 – Second Airlock

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The crew head back to Ganymede, but are interrupted on the way

Season 2 #6 – Rule of Threes

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Our crew once again intend to rob Mr Stonelight

Season 2 #5 – Pissed Off Petty Pirates

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

With pelicans in hand, the crew attempts to get into Stonelight's house. Or do they? (attempt, that is)

Experienced Adventurers

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The continued adventures of Bridie the Birdie (and friends)

At Least Two Pigs

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We finally play Dungeon Crawl Classics!

The Secret Government Agency Everyone Knows About

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mothman's come around looking for a hand dealing with his problems. Stick around for hijinks, bad driving, and secret government agencies that are bar...

Season 2 #4 – Pelican God

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to figure out what's so special about this core, and Selara makes a friend

Season 2 #3 – Something Stupid

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew return to Jaro, and have a surprise

Season 2 #2 – Don't Worry About It

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew find out what Jaro wants, and meet a space creature. Also, tiramisu Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 2 #1 – Smells Like Restaurant

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Stellar Whale, and the world of 38th century piracy Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Series 2 Coming Soon!

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Series 2 coming soon!

Song of Iron Part 2: Smoggy Twelve

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The infiltration of the foundry continues

Song of Iron: Part One

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're playing Chymus, and something is happening to the workers in the new foundry

Season 1 #74 – Q&A: Hag in a Bag

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We finished our first campaign! But we all have questions for each other - the what ifs and what nexts

Season 1 #73 – Farewell to Morterra

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our journey reaches an end. Don't forget that you can join our Discord to submit questions for the post-campaign Q&A - discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 1 #72 – Get Fucked

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Audhilde to face The Consequences, but how will our heroes fare? Don't forget that you can join our Discord to submit questions for the ...

Season 1 #71 – Get In The Water

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences head underground

Season 1 #70 – Gronk Theft Auto

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences head to the Dead Fields

Season 1 #69 – RSPCFae

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences try to gather more information before they go after Audhilde Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 1 #68 – I Saw A Gap

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consquences are in a fight! But what is this treasure that Ambrose came for?

Season 1 #67 – Vomiting is a Free Action

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences and their new friend head to Obexos

Season 1 #66 – Interlibrary Study

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consquences have found a new friend, but are no closer to finding Audhilde

Season 1 #65 – Shenaniganry

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh no, no more How! Let's meet a new Consequence! Also chase Audhilde, I guess

Season 1 #64 – New Year, New Arc

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Saoirse's birth mother is here, and it's time to plan

Season 1 #63 – Mr The Fifteenth

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Emperor has a no good very bad day

Season 1 #62 – Saoirse's Dream: The Good Stuff: Part 2

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Having failed to steal from the palace, Saoirse and Bill head to the source

Season 1 #61 – Saoirse's Dream: The Good Stuff (Part 1)

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Saoirse dreams of finding the best fey booze around

Season 1 #60 – Vive La Révolution

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences locate the Emperor

Season 1 #59 – Get Worse, Pro

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you feel the dragon fire? Can you hear the windows crash? Do you want to burn this empire 'Til there's nothing left but ash? Let us join our heroes...

Season 1 #58 – Homicidequest

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In which YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 1 #57 – The Groggy Lizard

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Next steps are considered, and How steps in

Season 1 #56 – Finding Family

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rumplejerry has a spiritual crisis. How hassles the druids

Season 1 #55 – How's Dream: Oh Rats

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How dreams of what the dogs get up to while she’s away

Season 1 #54 – Three Weirdos and a Polecat

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences are out on the coast of Dimova, trying to find someone who can bring Saoirse back to them

Season 1 #53 – Unnecessary Skin

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

While reeling from Saoirse's death, the remaining Consequences make a plan

Season 1 #52 – Group Arson

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences head to the palace

Season 1 #51 – Pissful Ignorance

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences try to figure out how to stop Rita becoming Empress

Obside Fables: Operation Gravy Trousers

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A young boy is reaching the age of criminal responsibility. But will he choose the side of good, or evil?

Season 1 #50 – Eligible Milf

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences go to dinner. Well How does, anyway

Winter's Child

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A royal baby has been born, luckily a group of fae are up to some mischief

Season 1 #49 – Ponder the Orb

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How makes an entrance

Season 1 #48 – Dungeon and Dragon

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences have located a dragon! Hopefully it's friendly

Season 1 #47 – The Knife Man

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences infiltrate the Order of the Scorpion

Season 1 #46 – Soup Sidequest

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have a plan! Wait where's How going? How!

Season 1 #45 – 3 Gold and 2 Werthers

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to meet another of How's disguises, and learn a thing or two about dragons Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav S...

Obside Fables: Horse Trebuchet

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olaf hits the dragon with his sword... is the name of the game but also what happens maybe, listen and find out!

Season 1 #44 – Sleight of Wing

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everything is totally fine, for sure Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morterra

Season 1 #43 – Pocket Bat

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The dungeon adventure continues! Will The Consequences find what they're looking for? Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav ...

Season 1 #42 – Bad Click

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for a dungeon crawl! Transcripts at https://lizpodcasttranscripts.wordpress.com/tales-of-morterra/ Why not join our public discord server at...

Season 1 #41 – Sunk Cost

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences are on the hunt for the tunnels under the city, but it's somewhat less than straightforward

Season 1 #40 – The Zoom Wizard

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consquences find their way into the artificers' school, but will they succeed in convincing them to use a new source of bottled lightning? Why not...

Recap Episodes 1-39

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The story so far

Obside Fables 4.5: Insight Check

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will our heroes find the killer?

Obside Fables 4: All Food Is Good Food

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Duke Silverflow’s getting married and everyone’s invited. Come for the dinner party, stay for the rumours and intrigue!

Season 1 #39 – Mortal Pewter

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How helps Will become himself, and Saoirse gets romantic Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Transcripts at https://lizpod...

Season 1 #38 – A Stick and a Boat

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences make it to Gatia, and go shopping. Saoirse makes a friend Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the...

Season 1 #37 – Roll for Oolong

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, you found a phylactery. Now what happens?

Season 1 #36 – Take the Statue and Run

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

(apologies for sound issues on Scribbles this ep) It's time to infiltrate the Institute. Will gets slightly too into character Why not join our public...

Season 1 #35 – How Deep

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How takes a solo jaunt in the submarine. This'll be fine Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.c...

Season 1 #34 – Fantasy RE

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences consider next steps, and receive visions from the Eel

Obside Fables 3.5: The Macarena is Over Now

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's kick some bardic ass! Transcripts at https://lizpodcasttranscripts.wordpress.com/tales-of-morterra/ Why not join our public discord server at di...

Obside Fables 3: Surround Sound

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for another Obside fable, and this time we're off to the fair

Season 1 #33 – It's Hard to Live When You're Dead

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh no, it's the underwater level. Will and How have a word

Season 1 #32 – You Can Always Create Chaos

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will gets used to his new magic, and the Consequences continue their exploration of the Institute

Season 1 #31 – Snags and Snarls

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences find the goblin archives, and Will has a religious experience Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support...

Season 1 #30 – Baby Chain

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences finally make it to the Institute of the Arcane. But what will they find there? Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/Q...

Season 1 #29 – The Time For Stealth Is Over

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's be town heroes! Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morterra Transcripts at https://...

Season 1 #28 – Surprise Birds

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's mountain time! Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morterra Transcripts at https://li...

Season 1 #27 – Dragostea Din Tei is a Christmas Song

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holidays are for family, so let's have some found family fun times! Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show a...

Season 1 #26 – Getting Ratatouilled

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shopping episode! Saoirse learned about fashion Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morter...

Season 1 #25 – Is This A Plot Point?

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences enter the underground city of Ramiq, and meet the family

Obside Fables 2.5: Admiring is a Free Action

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will Beacon and Honnet get the mandolin? Let's find out!

Obside Fables 2: Classic Rising of the Dead Case

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with another Obside tale from Hands Crispin Undersun, and this time there's a zombie!

Season 1 #24 – All The Codes Ever

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences hit the road once again, and How brings them somewhere special

Season 1 #23 – A Miner Interlude

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences enter the mines Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morterra Transcripts ...

Season 1 #22 – Who Speaks For Alma?

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences figure some things out Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com/morterra Trans...

Obside Fables: Dual-Rocket Gambit

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We couldn't all make it, so Scribbles ran a session of Crash Pandas Join Bandit and Dollface as they race to...win a race! Why not join our public dis...

Season 1 #21 – The Eyes Are The Portals To The Feywild

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cave time! Transcripts at https://lizpodcasttranscripts.wordpress.com/tales-of-morterra/ Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQh...

Season 1 #20 – Handsome Lads

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The caravan heads off, but travel doesn't go exactly to plan

Season 1 #19 – Bottled Lightning

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes plan their next steps, and learn about an exciting new technology Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support t...

Season 1 #18 – Hand In Invisible Hand

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences tackle the chasm, and meet a creature Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon.com...

Season 1 #17 – Secret Stabbing

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences plan their assault, and contemplate the moons

Season 1 #16 – Opportunistic Bonking

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rumplejerry contemplates her powers, and the gang gets crafty

Season 1 #15 – YEET

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rumplejerry and Will get sneaking, How gets some news, and Saoirse gets crafty

Season 1 #14 – Snow Day

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How contemplates, and Saoirse is introduced to snow

Season 1 #13 – Damn Zone of Truth

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences head back down into the menagerie and find...a thing

Season 1 #12 – The Beans of a Killer

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to storm the menagerie! How gets into cage fighting, and Saoirse reveals a skill

Season 1 #11 – Fucking Elves

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Consequences investigate their lead, and finally get to meet How's book club

Season 1 #10 – The Consequences

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The party gains a name, and finds another crime to commit Why not join our public discord server at discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav Support the show at patreon....

Season 1 #9 – What Would Happen If You Conditioned a Goat?

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How gets upsold, and the gang commits property fraud

Season 1 #8 – What's Another Crime?

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The party continues their investigation on the Stendhal clan, and take a closer look at the menagerie across the lake. CW: animal death Why not join o...

Season 1 #7 – Frangipane Gets A Raise

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How and Saoirse go investigating, Will does some spying, and Liz learns the perils of letting the players name the episodes

Season 1 #6 – Special Enrichment Puzzles for your Local Wizard Pals

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to infiltrate the nobility...by being the nobility? Will finds a secret, and How makes an unusual dinner order Why not join our public disco...

Season 1 #5 – The Disc-ourse

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The hunt is on! For bad guys...and also animals Support the show at patreon.com/morterra Transcripts at drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lTvaCI7V8ja5cQ...

Season 1 #4 – Gombs Away

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang commits arson

Season 1 #3 – The Slums

13 Jul 2022

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The limb investigation continues, and Sheila sees some Things Join the community at https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 1 #2 – Beyond the Grease

29 Jun 2022

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The gang start looking around the city for an explanation for all of those limbs Join the comminity at https://discord.gg/QjMVyMQhav

Season 1 #1 – Something Afoot

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

True Night is here, a time of darkness and undead. 4 strangers come together to save an old lady's dog from zombies