Chapter 1: What did Stuart McGill say on his podcast that caused a stir?
Are you familiar with former Australian leg spinner Stuart McGill? Yeah, well, I know of. Yeah. So he decided to get into the podcast world, you know? Yeah, classic.
Chapter 2: Why are the Springboks not conducting enough drug tests?
The Aussies are loving it at the moment, aren't they? Shit, yeah. Every old former player and their dog has got a podcast. Every old father that has once held a ball, bowled a ball, kicked it.
Chapter 3: Who does Carlos Spencer believe should be the All Blacks #10?
However, Stewie McGill's a unique individual because he is batshit crazy. Okay, so I was going to ask that. Yeah. Has he always been this way? He's batshit crazy. He's got himself in all sorts of trouble previously.
Chapter 4: What updates do we have from the Cocaine Cowboys Twilight Golf team?
But he thought, you know what? Everyone's doing a podcast. I'm going to do one.
Chapter 5: What strategies do the Black Caps need to beat the Saffas in the T20 World Cup Final?
He'll give it a crack. However... not getting on so well with his co-host. So this is the latest pod. But I just think you're missing. Move on. You're missing my, what I'm trying to say. Cause I think. Move on. Move on. Move on. Move on. Move on. Listen, you Muppet. When I say move on, I'm not talking. I'm not saying keep talking about something. Move on.
Chapter 6: What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?
It's my show as well. I can keep talking. Go on. Keep talking. I will keep talking. Listen to him shit himself. No, All right. All right. Now moving to the Bangladesh tour. And if you cut that out, it's the last time I ever work with you. I won't cut it out at all. I'll leave it in. So that was about, they were talking about the upcoming Australian. Sounds like an old Matt and Jerry. Yeah.
Breakfast show. Yeah. We had a few shows like that. Don't you worry about that. I did send a message to Joe and I said, sometimes I feel like saying that to Masha. Yeah. Well, wait, what part? The guy, the guy that looks a little bit like Johnny Vegas. Can we just clip the move on and we can have it on a button bar? Yeah, we can do that. Move on. Move on. What one do you want?
Because there's a few in there. I think that first one's quite good. Move on. Because it's quite clear. So you go play it again. So he goes. But I just think you're missing. Move on. You're missing my word I'm trying to say. No, I think move on. That one's good. Yeah, that one is good. Who was Johnny Vegas? I don't know who that guy is, but what he was talking about.
Yeah, and what was he talking about? What got him fired up was he was talking about the upcoming Australian tour of South Africa. They are going back to the scene of the sandpaper crime for the first time. And the guy was saying, look, I think the South African fans went too far last time in regards to David Warner, you know, wearing the Sonny Bill masks and everything like that. Yeah, okay.
And that teed off McGill saying, why did you bring it up again? Like, you're just as bad as the fans. It's like, you're just as bad as the fans. And he's trying to say, no, no, I'm trying to say that I've got a lot of empathy for. Move on. I've got a lot of empathy for Candice Warner and all that. And he says, and in the middle of before that, he goes, I'm good, mates. With Candice, okay?
Move on. All right, okay. Don't bring it up again. You're just as bad as him. You're just as bad as him. Yeah, okay. A lot of cocaine energy coming out of that. My question for Stuart McGill is how good of a mate is he with Candice? I don't know. Yeah, well, who knows? However, the voice... Move on. I hope he's not that good. I will move on, but...
What gets me is the voice break of his co-host who's struggling a little bit to deal with the volatility of Stuart McGill. And he wants to move on to the Bangladesh series. Can we listen to that break? That's the funniest bit. Sorry, this might be tough for you, Joe, but yeah, move the whole thing. Here you go. Here we go. Look. You muppet. When I say move on, I'm not talking.
I'm not saying keep talking about something. Move on. It's my show as well. I can keep talking. Go on, keep talking. I will keep talking. Go on, keep talking. Go on. No, I want to move on to the Bangladesh stuff. Good. All right. All right, now moving to the Bangladesh stuff. Oh, bless him. It's the last time I ever work with him. I won't cut it out at all. Oh, bless him. Move on, Meshie.
Is that what happens on midday to four on Newstalk ZB? Oh, my God. Move on, Meshie. Move on. Jeez, poor Johnny Vegas. Thoughts and prayers. When was this? Was this recently? Fairly recently. I've been seeing it so many times from so many people. I've been seeing it from former New Zealand cricketers, current cricketers. They check this out. Have you ever been a part of a reel on Mike?
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Chapter 7: How can the Black Caps secure a spot in the Olympics?
They've also had the most amount of suspensions for drugs by miles in world rugby. And who did they beat in the 2019 World Cup final? England. Yeah, so that's why they can't. That's why they hatchet job, yeah. Because, yeah, but it's kind of where there's smoke, where there's smoke because they've had the most suspensions for illegal drug use. The shoe fits.
Yeah, if the jacked photo fits because they just look ā you can tell a ā It's like the liver king. Did you watch the documentary on the liver king? That's right. When he was like, yeah, it's a guy on roids. You can tell right from the start. It's when the big fellas have got these kind of pot belly abs. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they're just massive. And don't get me wrong.
Some of these guys might be in shape. I don't know. I don't know what it takes to get into shape like this. They're all in shape. This goes without saying, a couple of semi-alcoholics talking about dudes are in shape. Speak for yourself. I'm a full-blown. I'm a professional alcoholic. What are you talking about? You're an amateur. That's what you are. Functional professional.
Chapter 8: What humorous antics occurred during the conversation about personal trainers?
Functioning professional alcoholic. Thank you very much. Move on. That's really hit a nerve. Play it, Joe. Move on. Who's the guy sticking to the right? He's the one that honks. Oh, is that the prop? Yeah. The beast. Yeah. He's the one that I'm looking at going, okay. Yeah, there's some suspicions there. Hey, speaking of beast, though, and dudes are still cut to pieces. Yeah. Carlos Spencer.
So he's still marauding around a little bit, doing a bit of coaching. His son is playing for the Blues, but injured, though. Okay. But he's come out, and surprisingly, he's weighed into the number 10 debate. the All Black number 10. Who should play it? Yeah, and unsurprisingly, he's come out in support of Richie Moe because Richie Moe really is a Carlos 2.0.
I'd say a little bit better than Carlos, a little bit more skilled than Carlos. Better defender probably. Yeah, Carlos was a great player. He is our best tenor, isn't he? Moanga, yeah, he is. Yeah, I mean, I still like Bodie, though, coming on as an impact or even at... Oh, well, Jordan's slowed up that fullback position, hasn't he? You can't put him anywhere else.
But is he so good that it's worth the admin of trying to make it all happen? I don't know. Yeah, hell yeah. Well, it already is. It is happening. Yeah, so it is. So do you think, because Razor's left, obviously he's still committed to New Zealand rugby. He's still coming back, isn't he? He is still coming back. Yeah, he's signed. He's signed. Okay, so Richie Moe's coming back. Oh, that's funny.
Can we send him down to the Highlanders or something? I'd almost just kind of assume that they'd fallen by the wayside since the whole race drama. Why would he go to the Highlanders? Why would he come out and play for the Crusaders? Why would you do that? Because he wants to win titles. Yeah. He's seen the slow start that we've got off to and thought, you know what? Comeback story is on here.
A Netflix doco. I can do that worm on Rugby Park again. Crusaders mana coming to a Netflix near you, 2027. Move on. Oh. What have we got next? Let me have a look. Move on. Are you going to talk about your cupboard next door? Yeah. Oh, mate, she is coming along. It's looking good. There is a video coming out tomorrow, the Dory for Betcha Lounge part two. Can't wait. Where we have gone shopping.
We've gone building. I've spent hours assembling flat packs. Yeah, look, there's Drive to Survive and then there's The Betcher Diaries. Yeah, that's right. That's one and two on New Zealand's most watched reality series. Of course, on Friday night, we have our first Watch Along coming out of the new Betcher Lounge, which is a live stream set up so we can watch all sport together.
Punt along, watch along. Admittedly, it looks like. Wank along. Hey. It looks quite good. It does look quite good. I'm a little bit jealous about your little kind of kid's cave. You're welcome to come in there. The kid's cave you've got next door. At the price of something. I'll decide what that is. Maybe like a cheesy bake or something like that. I did fill it full of Expert Ultras.
You know, that was generous. Thank you for doing that. Do you know how to stack a fridge? I hate an empty beer fridge. You do. It really triggers me. Yeah. Another drive-by you commit daily on the Hauraki radio station. And also a beer fridge that's got boxes ripped open and cans taken out of it. It's just like it's so lazy. Just respect the fridge. Respect the beer and respect the fridge.
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