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The Agenda

"No F Bombs Please..."

17 Jun 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What triggered the discussion about the French tennis player's interview?

0.031 - 9.569 G Lane

Oh, good morning, Tony Lyle. Good morning, G.A., and what's going on? Hey, you're a man of, you know, of many talents. You've obviously spent a lot of time on the sidelines of particularly cricket grounds.

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Chapter 2: How did the All Whites perform in their World Cup opening match?

9.769 - 21.211 G Lane

Yes, it's true. I spent a lot of time on the sidelines of a lot of various grounds, to be honest. Yeah, with a microphone in hand. Yep. Emceeing, interviewing people from the crowd. Of course. Maybe interviewing the odd player. Do you interview your players?

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Yeah, interview the players after the games, get out there on the field, go mill around with the hoi polloi and the fancy journalists in my usually pair of cut-off jean shorts and a black caps jersey.

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Have you ever given an interview like this? 142 mile an hour second serve. How tough is it to return that?

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That's so frustrating.

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Chapter 3: What were the critical moments in the All Whites' match against Iran?

40.799 - 43.924 G Lane

You know, when I had the match point, I was on the second serve.

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Chapter 4: What challenges are the White Ferns facing in their T20 World Cup defense?

43.944 - 45.125 G Lane

Okay, you aim in the middle.

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Whatever you do, you just put the ball in the court and then he hates me 142. I was like, fuck, I would have to serve and I would have to.

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No F-bombs, please.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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No, no, no, no.

Chapter 5: What feedback did listeners provide in the 'Yours Please' segment?

58.68 - 60.964 G Lane

Well, I've got to say, huge rookie era.

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Chapter 6: How does the podcast engage with its audience through social media?

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I'm going to ask you one more question. Apologies, everyone, for the language there. I'm going to ask you one more question, so please keep it clean, OK? You on the grass.

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Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes were shared about sports commentary and interviews?

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Last week, unfortunately, didn't go your way.

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Chapter 8: What closing thoughts did the hosts share about the future of sports discussions?

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What's it like to get your first victory? We need to improve that for the next round.

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I love it. Love it, love it, love it. I think her mistake was trying to put up the guardrail. She was trying to put up the bumper bars for him. Never do that. If I'm ever doing that and I can see them coming up for a swear, especially if it's a drunk punter, I'll do the mic. I'll just be ready to remove the mic. Or I'll be like, this will be funny if he swears. So I might try to goad him into it.

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101.071 - 121.48 G Lane

And I think she made a fatal mistake by trying to say don't do it and he said, no, I'm going to do it. And also apologising on behalf of someone is a thing that happens in commentary for some reason. Like if a hot mic picks up a rugby player effing and jeffing on the field, they stop and go, apologies for that language. It's like – Well, who are you apologising for?

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121.62 - 143.472 G Lane

You should hear what we're yelling at the TVs in our houses. It's way worse than what the rugby players say. Totally. But it's nowhere near the Mel Robinson, the great Mel Robinson, Carisbrook effort. Well, I always think that she saw that coming. She gave him two chances. Yes. I think he says audibly, I don't think I should say it on camera. And she says, oh, give it a crack. Anal.

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145.088 - 167.41 G Lane

What do you think Prince William and Kate are up to on their honeymoon? What more do you want? He gave her every opportunity to say, you know what, maybe I won't trust this absolutely shit-faced Scarfie. When he said it's not good for TV, she goes, yeah, what about it? If you haven't seen that, just go on Google, search Mel Robinson anal. I think that's probably the Google search.

167.43 - 167.65 Tony Lyall

Yeah, yeah.

167.67 - 184.95 G Lane

I don't think you should be searching that. Oh, okay. Sorry. Mel Robinson, rugby crowd. Call me a blooper, maybe. Oh, okay. I'd throw anal in there. Yeah, I mean, it's a key part of the gag. But, I mean, it might come up with something else. Yeah, yeah. Not Mel Robinson, just maybe that keyword might get something. Well, there might be another Mel Robinson out there. Yeah, true.

184.97 - 192.701 G Lane

I mean, you know, it depends where you are. Don't do it at work. But if you're at home, have a peruse. You might fill in a couple of hours. Maybe just put it on incognito.

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I just typed it into the work computer here and my account has now been disabled.

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