Chapter 1: What are the chances of Australia winning a medal in AFL at the 2032 Olympics?
Oh, g'day Mashi. Yeah, g'day Matt. Some reason we've got some sort of issue with the studio, with the curtains, the blackout curtains. There's a slither of light coming through and it's only hitting your left eye. It is... Fucking killing me too. I mean, it's not a great... It feels like it's taking up this entire side of the room. It's just on my face. It's just on your face.
Chapter 2: Who are the top candidates for the new All Blacks coach?
And I know it's a terrible thing to relay on a podcast, but it looks funny because you either look like the chosen one or you look like... You're being punished like some sort of laser is coming down. Anyway.
Chapter 3: How is Rassie Erasmus trolling NZ Rugby regarding Razor's firing?
Yeah. Anyway. You can just lean. That's the thing. I can't really get out of it. There you go. You're out now. You play Aussie rules or you used to before you got knocked out. Yeah, well, I did and then I gave up that season. So are you going to play again?
Chapter 4: What is freestyle football and who is Hazim Ahmad?
No, I don't think so. Oh, okay. But you know a bit about Aussie rules. Yep. So this is classic dingo behaviour. Classic dingoes. Yeah.
Chapter 5: What feedback do listeners have for the podcast in 'Yours Please'?
So Brizzy, you've got the 2032 Olympics. Yeah. Great stuff, because I love it, the fact that it's down here. My kids all want to go to the Olympics, and I think we should probably go over. Yes, you should. Because I don't think I'll ever go to another Olympics. No, I don't know why you would. And I don't think it would be back down here in my lifetime, maybe. I think we should go to another one.
Anyway, it's in Brizzy. So the Aussies, I think as a host nation, you get to chuck a couple of experimental ones in there. So for example, in Paris, they're the Wounders that brought in the breakdancing that gave us Ray Gunn. I don't want to be this guy, but are they going to bring it back? Because of course, Aussie is the home of Ray Gunn. No, I think there's a deep shame in Australia.
There is, yeah.
Chapter 6: What updates are there on the All Blacks coaching situation?
A deep, deep shame. The rest of the world seemed to love her a lot more than Ozzy did. Yeah, they kind of laughed. James McConey loved her. Yeah, they kind of laughed along. Yeah, James McConey. Why did you say that? No, have you seen that footage? No. Yeah, have you seen the photo? It's creepy. Every time she's dancing. He's in the background. He's in the background. Oh, hang on. Yeah.
No, that's not right. Like an M. Night Shyamalan kind of situation. Yeah, and he interviewed before she became a huge embarrassment. Right. But there is a deep shame over there about Reagan. They try and laugh along with the world. Yeah. But they are struggling with the fact that the world are laughing at them because of a scene as a slightly ā non-sporting prowess performance.
You know what I mean? It wasn't elite. No, it wasn't elite. No. And it wasn't bogan. It wasn't really anything. It didn't really identify with any slither of Australian culture. That's why they're kind of... Yeah, they didn't know where she belonged. Yeah, so they'll never bring that back. Anyway, they get a couple of choices on experimental sports or whatever.
And the Americans are putting in flag football. Flag football, which is not bad because it's played... Is that the one they play in Keeney's? No, that's... Are they still playing that? Yeah. Lingerie football, yeah. Lingerie football is huge. It's good to hear. Yeah, they're ploughing on no matter what, mate. You can't cancel those. They're whatting on? They're ploughing on.
Not sure if that's appropriate. Anyway, the Aussies want AFL. Yes. They want Aussie rules. Of course they do, yeah. Of course they do. I mean, are there... There is one other nation I know that they play, and that is Ireland. Yeah, they're good with the Gaelic situation.
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Chapter 7: How does the discussion shift to rugby culture and its impact on performance?
Yeah, they have a Gaelic situation, but the Aussie guys don't play Gaelic. The Irish guys play AFL. But if I, going off my past two and a half years of AFL experience here in New Zealand in a minor league, that means absolutely nothing where half the team is social. Half of the team, pretty much five out of six of the teams across Auckland are all Irish boys. All Irish? Yeah. Right.
They'll find AFL over here. Like, they think it's the closest thing to their game. Right. So if this does get into the Olympics, basically every Aussie and Irish expat around the world will form teams. Yep. In various nations. Yeah. Hey, boys. Yeah. I'm not going to do an Irish accent, but hey, boys, I'm pretty sure, you know, Papua New Guinea's free. Well, actually, they're quite good.
Not a great example, but, you know, they just. Why not just put rugby league in? Yeah, why not? More countries play that. It'd be way more competitive, but they don't get to win that. Easily. But then there's going to be another, like, who's going to want to play for Australia in the Olympics?
Surely all of them, actually, because they're all going to want to get Olympic tattoos on their arse cheek or whatever. But that's like... Playing a sport that only one country plays. Yeah. What's our equivalent?
Chapter 8: What is the significance of Hazim Ahmad's freestyle football skills?
Rugby. Doing funnels. Funnels? Yeah, funnels is good. Boat races. Bucket bongs. Yeah, bucky bongs. Bucky bongs. I haven't seen bucky bongs done anywhere else in the world except here. No, that's a good chart, actually. Spots? Spots. No one else does spots. If you line up a bunch of shacklock ovens. Yeah. Get the butter knife. Yeah. Bone handle. Bone handle, yeah. Otherwise you'll burn yourself.
glass receptacle that you've been put in the freezer, perhaps. Or a bunch of Mitre 10 buckets and a bunch of three-litre Coke bottles. Not cut yet. You're going to have to get your scissors. Right, so the DIY arts and crafts part is part of the event. Yeah, you've got to quickly set it up. You're onto it there, G-Lane. Yeah.
But that's probably the only sport that has done exclusively in New Zealand. That's good to know, the spots. The Olympics eventually comes here. We haven't invented a sport, have we? No, I don't think so. I don't think we have, apart from drinking and whakamanas. Is that energy jumping? Is that a sport? Lawn bowls? No, lawn bowls is ā man, it's in the comm games. Yeah. They love it.
It's in the UK and Scotland play it when it's in the summer because they can't do curling. Yeah. What about run it straight? Oh, hell yeah. Hang on. Yeah, now we're talking. We're getting closer. Yeah, I think we're getting ā but if America takes on ā Yeah, yeah, yeah. If America get run it straight, can you imagine some of those NFL players running it straight?
It doesn't work for sports that you can take up immediately. Yeah. Because then, you know, we're going to get fined out. Yeah. Do we have anything that we've been doing? Maybe imagine some Ukrainian ā Monster coming off the long run. Yeah, I like that. Sumo boys will get involved. Oh, yeah. Well, that sumo wrestling is just run it straight from a short distance. From a short distance, yeah.
Slap them cheeks together, boys. Girls sumo? They don't, do they? No. No. They don't do girls sumo. That is the most outrageous. I'm surprised you haven't entered that into chat, GBT. Why can't girls sumo? You've said some dumb things. No, but why can't girls? Tell me why I can't watch female sumo wrestling. Because sumo is an ancient tradition, ancient sport of Japan. Times have changed, Julian.
We're better than this. No. Are you an equal opportunities man? Sorry about that. It must be your generation. You're just so into that, aren't you? Okay, so that's the Olympics and if they came here, we wouldn't know what to do. How far away is that? What are we, 20, 20, it's not six years away. It's not too far away. Well, I mean, it's going to come out quickly.
We were over there recently, like I said, and the city was pretty much already on lockdown with what Queen Street looked like about three years ago here, you know. Ready for the Olympics? Well, no, in the sense that there's just fucking fencing everywhere. Well, they must be getting ready for the, I love it. Yeah, six years out. That's so good that it's in Brisbane. Don't they have the Comm Games?
In a couple of years or something? Isn't that back in Scotland because no one wants to host it? Oh, right. Was it in Brisbane and they got rid of it? Nah, yeah. It was in Melbourne or something. One of them said, nah, too expensive. How is it then like you've got an event that everyone's like, oh, nah. And you're like, we'll send it to Scotland. Back to Scotland. Back to Scotland.
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