The Apocalypse Players
Episodes
Unland 07: ‘It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over’
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which, following a pep talk and extended flashback, Mikey and Kit resume their exploration of Funland. Classic 90s references also make a return, a...
Unland 06: ‘The Phylactery of the Lich King Bjornbye’
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which Goar finally executes his spectacular acrobatic feat, Grennick demonstrates his awesome skills of pyromancy, and Peregrine persists in callin...
Unland 05: ‘The Voice of Oslac Cynehelm’
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which our heroes encounter an old friend and new foes. Thorny questions of rules arise, while unwelcome voices begin to be heard by all... An AD&am...
Unland 04: ‘The Mines of Za Za Bazaar’
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which we begin an unprecedented experiment, during an extended flashback from our main story, when our PCs themselves...play a roleplaying game! Wi...
Unland 03: ‘November Rain’
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which Mkey and Kit encounter a most unexpected character uttering forth unintelligible prophecies, one of them loses his senses, and the players ma...
Unland 02: ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which tensions rise, secrets are revealed, and a childish scuffle threatens to evolve into something far, far more dangerous... A Call of Cthulh...
Unland 01: ‘Can I Kick It?’ | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which old wounds are reopened, an old friendship is rekindled, and old men pretend to be children. A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Scott Dorward. ...
Saturnine Chalice 05 FINALE: ’Satan The Adversary’
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators realise that some prisoners should never escape a saturnine chalice. PATREON NOW LIVE! Visit www.patreon.com/apocalypsep...
Saturnine Chalice 04: ’Leviathan The Chaos’
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators risk unravelling as they either descend for a deranged dinner, or ascend to the uncanny cupola, or stay where they are on t...
Saturnine Chalice 03: ’Legion The Many’
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which there are many other visitors to the house, and social awkwardness drives our investigators to hide upstairs as long as social decorum will a...
Saturnine Chalice 02: ’Lazarus The Risen’
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which the investigators start to consider the possibility that they might not be the worst things in the house, or that their normal way of dealing...
Saturnine Chalice 01: ’Gabriel The Herald’ | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which three runaway career criminals run out of gas and descend upon a wealthy household in the countryside, but discover them to be more welcoming...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 12 FINALE: ‘Is That The Good Stuff?’
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which the cold war between the factions rapidly heats up and reaches boiling point, as a beautiful but terrifying cosmic horror threatens to engulf...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 11: ‘The Crater’
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which the temporary glasnost is replaced by skrytnost, a new camp is made, a watch is set, words are whispered in the darkness, and the sense of a...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 10: ‘A Shimmer on the Horizon’
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which a temporary accord is reached, a rousing speech is given, and the party take their leave of the Tractor Station. Major Kopolev finally combin...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 09: ‘The Lieutenant’
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Doctor's paranoia increases, the Major's patience grows thin, and the Lieutenant's hand is forced... A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by B...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 08: ‘The Meteor Shower’
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which stars fall from the skies, and scales fall from the eyes... A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Bret Kramer, set in Stalinist Russia. Episodes r...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 07: ‘Iurenkovo’
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which Lieutenant Fyodorov, Major Kopolev, and Captain Triepinov visit a nearby Kolkhoz and examine its rusty infrastructure, while Doctor Liubimova...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 06: ‘Comrade Doctor’
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which bones are examined, bowels are moved, a day trip is proposed, and the Doctor awakes feeling...listless. A Call of Cthulhu Scenario by Br...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 05: ‘Some Things Are Best Forgotten’
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which cards are shown, threats are made, shots are fired, and various other methods of communication are deployed, as the the rival factions contin...
A Christmas Inheritance 08 FINALE: ‘Epiphany’
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which the centre of the maze is found, and all is revealed. A festive Call of Cthulhu scenario by Danann McAleer. PATREON NOW LIVE! Visit www...
A Christmas Inheritance 07: ‘Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad’
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which a kedgeree breakfast gives our investigators time to make a plan, the herb garden proves unpalatable, and the maze has a familiar face. A fes...
A Christmas Inheritance 06: ‘The Holly Bears A Bark’
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators attempt to commune with the possibly living, the groundskeeper is subjected to an offensive charm offensive, and the garden...
A Christmas Inheritance 05: ‘Hide And Seek’
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which all our investigators find themselves playing a game quite unwittingly. A festive Call of Cthulhu scenario by Danann McAleer. PATREON NOW...
A Christmas Inheritance 04: ‘A Sort Of... Dog’
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which a new friend is made and an old friend is lost, and the house and gardens are found to be the home of all creatures great and small. A festi...
A Christmas Inheritance 03: ‘Two Kings’
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators wrack their brains to remember their Latin, and reflect on the dangers of wild animals in small libraries. A festive Cal...
A Christmas Inheritance 02: ‘A Game of Bear’
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators arrive at Warham Hall, only for the vicar to be bothered by a Bible verse, the mesmerist to be bothered by nocturnal visito...
A Christmas Inheritance 01: ‘A Partridge and a Dead Tree’ | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators learn that one of them stands to inherit a Norfolk pile, and are slowed in their journey by locals, publicans, birds, woodl...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 04: ‘The Doll and the Skull’
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the doctor grows in confidence as he issues advice to the troops based on his theories—but not everyone appreciates his input. A Call of...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 03: ‘The Rural Electrification Truck’
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the tractor station reveals more of its grim secrets, leading to alarming theories about its previous occupants. Meanwhile, suspicions of dis...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 02: ‘The Silo’
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Red Army and Telegraph Service agents arrive at the Tractor Station, investigations begin, and a variety of unsettling discoveries are ma...
Machine Tractor Station Kharkov-37 01: ‘The Rabbit’ | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the Red Army are tasked with assisting the Telegraph Service of the Soviet Union in the investigation and repair of damaged lines at MTSKh-37...
Allhallowstide 03 FINALE: ‘Hollow Hills’
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In wych corruption is reveal’d, whilst chaos & confusion reigne. A THREE-part Hallowe'en special from the Apocalypse Players, using the Dee S...
Allhallowstide 02: ‘Monolithic Hierogasm’
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In wych Magicke Wordes are spoken & Anciente Seales are broken, & Evrythinge is withe an E... A THREE-part Hallowe'en special from the Apoc...
Allhallowstide 01: ‘Marked by Death’ | Dee Sanction Actual Play
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In wych certaine Agentes fynde themselves Bounde Together by an Debte, and learne What it is to Pretende... A three-part Hallowe'en special from th...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 07 FINALE: ‘Spores’
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the investigators attempt to survive and keep their heads, if not their other appendages. “Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen t...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 06: ‘Cold Callers’
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which our investigators fall foul of doors, and the corporeal things that dwell beyond them, be they animal, vegetable, or mineral. A Call of Cthul...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 05: ‘Denying Gravity’
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which blood is spilled, gambles are taken, and the investigators demonstrate that they have not learnt from their mistakes. A Call of Cthulhu scena...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 04: ‘The Walls Have Eyes’
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which a haunting is proposed, but the investigators find their progress hampered by things both seen and unseen (like gravity)... A Call of Cthulhu...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 03: ‘Advanced Mansions & Madness’
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which a scene-stealing parapsychological experiment provides a real breakthrough... A Call of Cthulhu scenario. Episodes released weekly. PATREO...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 02: ‘101 Occult Uses For Salt’
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the investigators rack their brains to think of every possible use for sodium chloride... A Call of Cthulhu scenario. Episodes released weekl...
The Crack’d and Crook’d Manse 01: ‘The Brothers Dodge’ | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In which the investigators tangle with Gamwell's foremost legal minds... A Call of Cthulhu scenario. Episodes released weekly. THE APOCALYPSE PLAYE...
Introducing The Apocalypse Players | Call of Cthulhu Actual Play
21 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The end is nigh... We are a new RPG actual play podcast, specialising in Call of Cthulhu and other horror games, coming this autumn. In this preview e...