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The Archers

16/06/2026

16 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What happens when David faces a disaster?

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45.707 - 82.857 Jo Whiley

etuovi.com You're listening to Tuesday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4. There's coffee for you, Alistair. And here you go, Brian. Oh, wonderful. A pint of shires. Thank you. Have you heard from your dad yet? Where is he now?

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83.178 - 90.831 Alistair Lloyd

Your guess is as good as mine. Though I think I'm pretty safe saying Europe. I'll let you know when the first postcard lands on my doormat.

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91.452 - 93.375 Jo Whiley

Not one for sending texts, then, eh?

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93.736 - 97.041 Alistair Lloyd

Oh, no. He hasn't even read the messages I sent him three days ago.

97.783 - 103.292 Sir David Suchet

It's very exciting. He's taking a gap year at his age. Not only something for the youngsters...

103.424 - 111.375 Jo Whiley

He's such an adventurer. I mean, most people his age would book themselves onto a cruise, fully catered, every convenience.

111.455 - 112.196 Alistair Lloyd

Not Dad.

113.138 - 114.139 Jo Whiley

I bet you're missing him.

Chapter 2: How does Alistair handle the aftermath of a dog attack?

225.809 - 226.11 Jo Whiley

Hang on.

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226.97 - 241.663 Pip Archer

Oh, what? What the? Dad. Oh, no. Oh, I can't believe it. Oh. Oh, some idiot. Some maniac. A dog. Dad, stop. When I catch it. No, no, no. We can't. Dad, please. It's too far off. Stop.

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243.265 - 248.189 PC Nicola Truman

It's carnage. I'm calling the police. Dad, you call Alistair. We need to get help.

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248.569 - 270.484 Pip Archer

Four, five, six. Oh, no. 12, 13, 14, at least 15. That lamb's ripped apart. Oh. If I find the dog that did this, I'll blow its brains out. I can hear it. No, Dad, we've got to focus.

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270.664 - 277.611 PC Nicola Truman

Help the injured ewes, save the ones that we can. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, come on. So much blood. Come on.

277.631 - 278.813 Pip Archer

We just set off earlier.

278.853 - 280.094 David Archer

We chased the dog away.

280.454 - 286.041 Pip Archer

We scared it off. I know. OK, OK. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. All right.

287.082 - 289.204 PC Nicola Truman

Good. OK, I'll ring 999 now.

Chapter 3: What are the immediate consequences of the dog attack on the sheep?

329.353 - 329.813 Pip Archer

Vicious.

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Limbs ripped off.

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332.516 - 337.821 Alistair Lloyd

The whole field is a mess. Oh, David, I'm so sorry. I'm on my way. How many injured sheep?

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339.421 - 343.131 David Archer

Three or four critical, I'd say. Others are just, well, surface wounds.

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343.351 - 354.46 Alistair Lloyd

Have you called the police? And the dog? OK, if it comes back, don't approach it. I'm leaving now. I'll be there as soon as I can. Bye.

356.245 - 357.308 Jo Whiley

What's happened?

357.328 - 364.37 Alistair Lloyd

It's David's sheep. A dog attack. At home farm? Yeah, sounds horrific. He's in a terrible state. You should come too, Brian, if you can.

364.831 - 366.496 Jo Whiley

I'll see you up there. Oh, that's awful.

366.577 - 370.609 Sir David Suchet

Yes. Alistair's right. I should go. The police might want to speak to me.

Chapter 4: How do the characters react to the chaos and loss?

446.164 - 448.588 David Archer

We did, yeah, from that direction to the north.

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448.653 - 455.644 PC Nicola Truman

I've called in a police dog handler, but I'm guessing he might have travelled some distance by now. We might have missed our chance of restraining it.

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455.824 - 457.928 Alistair Lloyd

David, Pip, I'm so sorry.

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457.968 - 461.093 PC Nicola Truman

Afternoon. I'm PC Truman, rural crime officer.

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461.313 - 465.419 Alistair Lloyd

Hi, Alistair Lloyd. I'll get straight to work, if that's OK with you.

465.44 - 465.78 PC Nicola Truman

Of course.

466.321 - 474.073 David Archer

Can you start with this lamp? His left ear's been completely ripped off, but it's the bite wound on his side I'm worried about. He's bleeding heavily. I've been trying to stem it.

474.894 - 480.006 Alistair Lloyd

OK, and then I'll triage the rest of the flock. Another vet's on the way from our practice in Portchester.

480.427 - 491.179 PC Nicola Truman

Right. If you're OK, I'll take a look around the field, get some footage. Can you come with me, Pip? It would be useful to have someone with me who's familiar with the farm. Yeah, of course. Phone me if you need me, Dad.

Chapter 5: What steps are taken to address the injured sheep?

597.814 - 600.396 PC Nicola Truman

Mm-hmm. I had the pleasure of speaking to him a couple of weeks ago.

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604.038 - 620.443 Alistair Lloyd

All right, girl, all right. This should help prevent any nasty infections. Oh, God. There. That's it. Good girl. What next? I'll flush the bite mark out with saline and get an antiseptic solution on it.

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620.683 - 624.289 David Archer

All right. I wonder how Pip's getting on.

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624.309 - 625.971 Alistair Lloyd

Hopefully they've met up with a police dog handler.

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626.512 - 645.25 David Archer

I don't hold out much hope of them catching the one that did it. All right. I bet the local dog owners will start rumours about big cat sightings. Anything other than admitting some responsibility for their own reckless behaviour. Hang on. Pip?

645.69 - 647.694 PC Nicola Truman

I've just had a call from the fallen stock guy.

648.655 - 653.583 David Archer

He's on his way. Oh, OK. I'll look out for him. Thanks, sir. How's Alistair getting on? Working miracles.

653.683 - 656.127 PC Nicola Truman

Great. We're headed back now.

656.147 - 657.349 David Archer

OK. See you soon.

Chapter 6: How does the police respond to the incident?

737.708 - 758.138 Sir David Suchet

Oh, come on, David, that's not fair. I lease you the field, but you know as well as I do I can't control who uses the public footpaths. So where are the signs, Brian? Keep dogs on leads near sheep? We're an arable farm, officer. I assumed it was the responsibility of the livestock owner to keep specific signage up to date.

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758.158 - 764.454 David Archer

That livestock owner you're talking to... My sheep have just been ripped apart in your field.

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764.534 - 767.163 PC Nicola Truman

Dad, it's OK. Come on, just calm down. You're shaking.

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767.183 - 773.902 David Archer

Of course I'm shaking. I'm furious. We'll see how calm you are, Brian, when I hand you the bill to compensate me for the loss.

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773.922 - 793.925 Sir David Suchet

Well, if that's a threat, it's a pretty empty one, because we'll be able to claim this on your insurance, and you know it. This isn't just about the money. This is not for me, not for Pip. This is about our life's work. Responsibility for the welfare of our stock. All right, we can all see how distressing this is for you, David, but there's no need for you to raise your voice.

794.265 - 802.138 David Archer

Don't patronise me. Take a look at yourself. You're a mess, Brian. You're not fit to be in charge of a farm.

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