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AP #95: The Final Episode of the Artifexian Podcast
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Discuss this Episode on Reddit or DiscordLINKS:Worldbuilding FestivalMadeline James WritesKopikon IIThe Oxford Handbook of ErgativityInvestigator’s ...
AP #94: Count Copula
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #93: Ultán the Ulchabhán
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this Episode on Reddit or DiscordEmail UsLINKS:OvercastBank Notes (via Spencer O’Dowd)F...
AP #92: Nonlanging
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #91: Axes on Spaceships
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #90: Xmas Quiz V | To Bryce Anderson
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this Episode on Reddit or DiscordEmail UsLINKS:David Peterson (Bluesky)David’s BooksJes...
AP #8E: The Ycairn-iad
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #8X: Mutated Cannibal Hillbillies
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #89: Thermopylae 2: Electric Boogaloo
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #88: Best Messiah Ever
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:My Neighbour TotoroUEFA Euro 2024Artifexian Podcast DiscordLang...
AP #87: The Abheskative
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Baldur’s Gate 3ConlangeryTongues & RunesThe Xeshor Tablet...
AP #86: Game of Herman Miller Chairs
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Spice BagLeipzig Glossing RulesLangTime Chat, Episode 40: Conla...
AP #85: Aging Like a Walnut
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Spice BagSaint PatrickPodcast EmailThe Art of Language Inventio...
AP #84: Rock of the Pigs
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Outlander, Collectives, A Colonial Mutiny, Abheskii Number, Irish Referendum.Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This Episode...
AP #83: Between a Baguette and a Soda Bread
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #82: Christmas Quiz 2023 - ft. David & Jessie Peterson
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Biblaridionjan MisaliLichen the FictioneerDavid’s TumblrDavid...
AP #81: The Time Dilation Of Novelty
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
German Word Order, Index diachronic, Business Innovation, Proto-Abheski People & Culture, HolidaysSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On Pa...
AP #80: Big B
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Foundation, LOTS of language stuff, A Company TownSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Fountain (TV ...
AP #7E Done Perfectly in Sorbian
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:italki1.27 Million People Confident in Their Spoken IrishLexurg...
AP #7X: Artifexian - The Lost Tapes
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:italkiMain Channel PatreonDr. Geoff Lindsey - The Vowel SpaceDr...
AP #79: Rhinoglottophilia
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:hi. (Colleen Ballinger’s Non-Apology)Anthony Fantano ReviewSo...
AP #78 The Abheski Language
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:“New” RSS FeedFiat LinguaJessie SamsLangTime StudioJessie’...
AP #77: Good Honest Corruption
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #76: Rabbits Are Invertebrates
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Noun Class FU, Behind the Barricades, World Reveal & Irish RomanisationSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEm...
AP #75: The Boat IS Belgium
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Worldbuilding Terminology FU, Irish, Poverty as Violence, A Treaty Broken, Marriage, Assorted PapercutsSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On P...
AP #74: Worldbuilding Agitprop
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:CockfostersCanada WaterBill in VikingsVikings - SacrificeJade C...
AP #73: Jade City: Kung Fu Wizards
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Jade CityVikingsGeorgian LariBank of Artifexia MapTars RobotJas...
AP #72: Avatar II: The Way of Water
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Avatar: The Way Of The Water Sudarsky’s Gas Giant Classificat...
AP #71: Christmas Quiz III
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:XidnafJan MisaliLichen the FictioneerBiblaridionHigh 5Common De...
AP #70: Bogo Sipseumnida
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yar Te Yarllen FU, Fig Newtons in Newton, Scary Stories, The Crimes of Yethara, and Nerdy Music RamblingsSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On ...
AP #6E: Cooking in Ancient Civilisations: Ancient Greece
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cooking in Ancient Greece, Y Cairn (Gone Spooky)Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Cooking in Anci...
AP #6X: Electro-Neolithic
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeEmail UsLINKS:Counties of IrelandHonorverseHoratio HornblowerHiroo OnodaNanji...
AP #69: The Defenestration Of Lansk
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Unions, Names, Galactic Timekeeping, Jigsaw Puzzles, Declaration on the Barricades, Modern Urban Fiction.
AP #68: Raising The Old Micromorts
19 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chinese Naming Conventions, Tea Theories, Y Cairn Agitation, Planetary Systems & A Global Peace Quiz.
AP #67: A Rhapsody Of Sky Jellyfish
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cooking! Both in vegan space and fiction.
AP #66: Everything Changed When The Fire Na’vi Attacked
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Number Systems, Climates Zones, Raids In Otvev, Historical (In)accuracies, Netflix.
AP #65: The Stone Sky
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Marriage Woes, Loanwords, Technological Advancement, The Stone Sky.
AP #64: Brandagamba Kalimac
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dune, German, The Charter Of The Free Vessel Nomad, “Pop Bards”, Underused Historical Periods, Early Spaceflight.
AP #63: Shaman-CPU
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Case Systems, Banknotes, A Mutiny, Vowel-Consonant Harmony, Dune
AP #62: Admirals Of Vice
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Conlang Census, Religion Building, A Strike Pamphlet & An Eventful Christmas
AP# 61: Xmas Quiz II: The Headless Chicken Monster
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The gang has been reassembled for the second instalment of the Artifexian Christmas Quiz.
AP #60: In Mine Captain We Trust
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A decent Irish accent, Bank of Artifexia, Red Mars, A Failed Investment, The Obelisk Gate
AP #5E: Paralysed By The Question
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The one true pizza, bad Irish accents, a botanical study, tones, Red Mars
AP #5X Cold Khal Drogo
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Secret Weird Things People Do, Irish Accent Crimes Corner, The First Engagement & Fast & Furious: The Thesis.
AP #59: Banknotes … With Antlers!
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Assorted Shout Outs, A Promotion, Glaciers, Non-Human Conlangs, Axiom’s End.
AP #58: Alles Clár
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Privatised Policing, Vowel harmony, Anachronistic RP, Eurovision
AP #57: Kraken … With Antlers!
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bears with antlers, kraken with antlers … and other non-antler topics.
AP #56: Deers … With Antlers!
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bank of Artifexia, The Madagascan Royal Family, The Specimen, The Fifth Season
AP #55: Icosahedron Planet
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Royal Families, Sea Shanties, Flat Planets & Money
AP #54: The Christmas Quiz
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A festive quiz with friends
AP #53: Insta-Renaissance
26 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Corrections, Plate Tectonics, Sci-Fi, A Constitution, Money
AP #52: Shove Goats Into Everything
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
BLM, Bank of Artifexia, Fantasy Resources, Plato’s Republic
AP #51: Heavy On The Beans
02 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Volcanic Worldbuilding, Meme Culture, Scouting, Word Order, Conspiracy Theories.
AP #50: The Days Of Quackery
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
COVID-19, Fashion, Volcanos, Flag, An Unmanly Savage, Story Of Your Life.
AP #4E: Smarch Weather
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Irish, Music, Propaganda Flyers, Politics.
AP #4X: Amorphous Meat Dog
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rap, Impact Winters, A Career Renounced, Word Order, Embassy TownSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:Godzilla Fast Ve...
AP #49: Contemporary Hibernian Latin
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
AP #48: Astral Conflicts: Aerostrider's Ascent
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
AP #47: How To Build Your Own Edgar
07 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
AP #46: The State Of Mesa
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
AP #45: A Map Of Lansk
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:Billpoleon MerchJoseon Dynasty FlagCosmic Crisp1882 Korean FlagJoseon Dynasty Nav...
AP #44: Void Falcon
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:PaperclipsJuggaloToronto FlagManchu LanguageAP #42.6: SandwichSandwich DiscourseW...
AP #43: A Riot In Lansk
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:MerchClimate FlowchartWelcome to NightvaleAdventure ZoneAdam Neely12Tone8-bit Mus...
AP #42.6: Sandwich
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Very sandwich.Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:The Sandwich SurveySandwich DiscourseThanks for listening, everyone...
AP #42: Shiny Jelly Guy
29 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
S**t Flag Corner, A Mirsvri Child’s Tale, Climates, Swimming.Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:MerchSupport Us On...
AP #41: Robert The Fat
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Merch, MCU, The Sacred Sands Of Naabeth, Game Of ThronesSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:MerchJohan Anthoniszoon “...
AP #40: The Red Book Of Whatever
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tech-building, Depot 15, Oa, Money, DnDSubscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:Younger Dyras ExtinctionRandall CarlsonGra...
AP #3E: Aam Womp Məəvə Bamama
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:April Fools’ Day 2019Ex Ovo OmniaPatrónBILLS MUSIC BLOG:12 ToneAdam NeelyEarly...
April Fools' Day 2019
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Haha
AP #3X: To Protolang?
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
TV/Novel worldbulding, A Death In Ebwar, Protolanging, Bank of Artifexia.Subscribe: iTUNES, RSSSupport Us On PatreonDiscuss This EpisodeLINKS:Westworl...
AP #39 : Angry At The Concept Of Windows
14 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:Liquorice Language (via Rob)Schleicher’s FableA Yearsrise RevelTypical McG...
AP #38 : It's Called A Tittle?!
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:Surah Al-Ma’idah (5:90)Artifexian Coat Of Arms (u/culmaer)European Economi...
AP #37 : My Dear Cousin
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:The Official Artifexian Coat Of ArmsAddress PALOne Dollar Bill-poleonZambian...
AP #36 : The Death Rites of Talpa
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #35 : What's A Spanker?
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #35 : What’s A Spanker?Barbershop Cottonmouth, S**t Flags, Moons, Atmospheres, Cities, Scotland.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonD...
AP #34 : Betamax Crinkledash
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #34 : Betamax CrinkledashBenedict Cumberbatch, Flags, Frontier Report, Sports, Attack on Titan.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDisc...
AP #33 : Happy Little Planets
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #33 : Happy Little Planets World Cup of Flags, The Lives of Amarand, Guns Germs & Steel, Eurovision, Solo.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us...
AP #32 : Worldbilling
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Locism, Heraldry, Atmospheres, Language, Mediation.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:Atlas-style Map Making (v...
AP #31 : Hardy Mountain Children
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #31 : Hardy Mountain ChildrenEdgar & Bill talk lost artwork, artifexian coat of arms, Bill’s worldbuilding, ergativity and Black Panther. Oh,...
AP #30 : Gabardine Overcoat Like A Rotten Cantaloupe
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
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AP #2E : Traditional Italian Pirates
27 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #2E : Traditional Italian PiratesEdgar & Bill talk classical music, heraldry, the Sins of Amuhlin, conlanging, Black Panther and The Handmaid’...
AP #2X : In Bob We Trust
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AP #2X : In Bob we trustEdgar & Bill talk about podcasts, Hamilton, Star Trek, Star Wars, the worst flag ever, musical languages, Bill's worldbuil...
AP #29 : Astral Conflicts: Ultimate Wizards
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Edgar & Bill discuss Star Wars: The Last Jedi. SPOILERS Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this Episode LINKS:Patreon ...
AP #28 : The Bilhelm Scream
29 Nov 2017
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Edgar & Bill discuss Edgar and Bill, tongueless tongues, a desert planet a video, and how awesome Artifexia is.SHOW NOTES:Subscribe via iTUNES&nbs...
AP #27 : The Aos Sita
07 Nov 2017
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Edgar & Bill talk conlanging, Star Trek, flags, and ancient Takaran war dances. Also, some music and a bit of Blade Runner.Subscribe via iTUNES&nb...
AP #26.6 : Commander Daft Punk
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
SHOW NOTES:Edgar & Bill review Star Trek: Discovery. [SPOILERS]Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:Bill...
AP #26 : Mega-Earth and The Miners of Olowhato
22 Sep 2017
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Bill delves into the past for a mapping project & Edgar creates some fiction loosely based on his travels.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport ...
AP #25 : Two Page Tome
19 Aug 2017
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Edgar and Bill talk about Nlamo, Onikara Prime and Edgar’s trip to Indonesia. Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss this...
AP #24 : I Figured Out What Artifexian Is!
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The penny drops! Edgar finally understands what Artifexian actually is and Bill does a bit of military worldbuilding before they both spend WAY too lo...
AP #23 : Liquorice Harvest Month
21 Jun 2017
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Edgar lays out his thoughts on temperature as a prerequisite to map making and Bill creates a calendar for Nlamo. Subscribe via iTUNES or RS...
AP #22 : Calendars and Orcs
20 May 2017
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Edgar & Bill chat about Flags, Worldbuilding Podcasts, Calendars, Orcs and Dinosaurs.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSSupport us on PatreonDiscuss ...
AP # 21.6 : Announcements
04 May 2017
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Edgar & Bill announce stuff.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:PatreonThe Clockwork door::BEEP::Thanks for listening, ...
AP # 21 : Psilocybin
09 Apr 2017
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Edgar & Bill chat about religion and carrots. Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:Flag of the Republic of TexasEur...
AP #20 : Hyper Monkey
06 Mar 2017
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Bill on Shibani, Edgar on Takarian fauna; flags, and lots, lots more. Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:/r...
AP #1E : Schlurbgerf
22 Jan 2017
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Edgar & Bill chat numbers, names, maps and flags…lots of flags!Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSDiscuss this EpisodeLINKS:HI: Rogue One Star...
AP #1X : Rapscallion Prime
24 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
t’s the annual Artifexian Podcast Star Wars special!! Edgar and Bill chat about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Happy Christmas, everyone. Subscr...
AP #19 : Quare Pure Interesting
11 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Edgar and Bill talk about politics, n-dimensional space and kardashev problems, Irish accents, music, and the futility of the naked robotic core. ...
AP #18 : Cyberpunk Is Now Irrelevant
12 Nov 2016
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Edgar & Bill discuss worldbuilding software, micro worldbuilding, city worldbuilding, folk metal, TEDx, politics and are joined by a very special ...
AP #17 : Olympic Tiger Wrestling
09 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Edgar and Bill chat about the Clockwork Door, Edgar's upcoming TEDx talk, and Middle Earth and the "Perils" of Worldbuilding.Subscribe via iTUNES...
AP #16 : The Novel I Will Never Write
31 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Edgar wrote some stuff and Bill is forced to listen to him ramble on about it.Subscribe via iTUNES or RSSDiscuss this EpisodeSHOW NOTES:Pre Show:...