The Bad Crypto Podcast
Episodes
BCP 806 - AI Produces Bad Crypto!
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joel and Travis handed the producer role to AI and let it choose the top 10 stories in crypto. Surprisingly, the machine delivered. Episode...
Web 4.0 Has Arrived: What We’re Building with AI Right Now
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What if the internet stopped waiting for you… and started working for you? In this episode, Joel and Travis show the real AI tools, agents, and...
AI Goes Rogue: The Wild Rise of OpenClaw
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What if your AI assistant could negotiate your next car purchase, trade prediction markets, manage your inbox, and research crypto… while you s...
Is Quantum About to Break Bitcoin?
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Two years ago, quantum computing was a “someday problem.” Now NVIDIA is lobbying Congress. Ethereum is funding post-quantum research. Coin...
Crypto Panic + The Epstein Bitcoin Rabbit Hole
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Everything is fine… weeks where everyone is definitely not fine. In Episode 802, we dig into the crypto panic, the blood-in-the-streets charts,...
Crypto Taxes Just Leveled Up: 1099DA, New Reporting Rules, and How to Avoid a Mess
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tax season is back, and crypto reporting is getting a lot more… specific. We’re joined by returning guest Clinton Donnelly of CryptoTaxAu...
800 Episodes Later: Bitcoin, Gold, AI, and the End of the Old Cycles
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Eight hundred episodes in, crypto doesn’t feel wild anymore — and that might be the biggest story of all. In this milestone episode, Joel ...
2025 Cryptocurrency Recap - What went right and what went wrong?
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2025 was supposed to be the year for crypto. Instead, it delivered all-time highs… followed by one of the most confusing pullbacks we’ve ...
Is the Four-Year Crypto Cycle Dead?
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For years, crypto traders have lived and died by the halving clock. Boom. Bust. Rinse. Repeat.But what if that old rhythm doesn’t work anymore? ...
True Crypto Confessions
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone in crypto has a horror story. In this episode, Joel and Travis turn the mic on themselves and the community for a raw, honest look at loss, r...
Bitcoin’s Weirdest Cycle Yet: Why Nothing Looks Normal Anymore
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin is stuck. The market feels heavy. Sentiment is terrible. And yet, none of the traditional bull-market top signals have fired. Not a single one...
AI Argues Over Bitcoin’s Future!
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two AIs enter. One narrative leaves. In this episode of The Bad Crypto Podcast, Joel and Travis hand the debate over to their AI companions — Me...
BIG Changes at Bad Crypto!
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 794 of The Bad Crypto Podcast, the Republic of Bad Cryptopia is going through major life upgrades. Travis has officially moved to Dubai to ...
Biggest Crypto Crash Ever?!
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The biggest crypto liquidation in history just rocked the markets as President Trump drops a 100% tariff on all Chinese imports, sparking a global sel...
Memecoins on Bitcoin
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What if trading Bitcoin memecoins was as easy as logging in with your wallet and clicking “go”? This week, we’re pleased to welcome ...
Beyond the Headlines: Bitcoin on S&P 500?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin play might crash the gates of the S&P 500 as early as Friday, Dogecoin moons on a $6M ETF launch, and Argentina&rsq...
Google and Coinbase to Bring Crypto Mainstream
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin is en fuego—up 8% in September for its best month in 13 years as markets welcome a Fed rate cut. A sleeping whale just moved 1,000 BTC a...
Supply Chain Shenanigans: Hackers, HODLers, and Hot Messes
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The crypto community once again is dodging digital landmines as Ledger’s CTO screams “stop those onchain transactions!” thanks to a ...
Ep 788 - OG Whale Dumps $2.7B - Bull Market OVER? BAD NEWS for August 28, 2025
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An OG whale has unloaded 25,000 Bitcoin, sending the price lower. Ethereum hits a new all-time high. And Crypto.com scores with a Trump treasury. ...
Ep 787 - Bitcoin Buzz, Fed Rate Cuts, and AI Deepfake Drama: Crypto and Tech Heat Up!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is crypto teetering on the precipice of a huge pullback or are we just setting up for the next move up? All eyes are on Jerome Powell to see if the fe...
EP 786 - Are NFTs Making a Comeback? BAD NEWS for August 14, 2025
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the beginning, there were Cryptokitties. Well, maybe it wasn’t THE beginning, but it was the beginning of NFTs. In 2020, there were Blockchai...
Ep 785: Apex Fusion: Bridging the Blockchain Divide
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we dive deep into the future of blockchain interoperability with the minds behind Apex Fusion — Jerry Fragiskatos (CEO of HAL8 ...
EP #784 - $MSTR Infinite Money Glitch with John Lee Dumas
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You may have heard a little bit about what Michael Saylor and his company, Strategy, are doing by acquiring truckloads of Bitcoin. But do you understa...
Ep 783 - Eight Years of Bad! for July 16, 2025
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
July 16, 2017. A day that will live in infamy. It was the day that Sir Lord Travis Wright and I invaded the beaches of Normandy… no, it was the...
Ep 782: Whale Moves $Billions in Bitcoin - Bad News for July 9, 2025
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some OG Bitcoin wallets have seen life after more than 14 years of dormancy. Stocks and crypto react favorably to Trump striking a trade deal with Vie...
Ep 781 - Bitcoin Treasuries & Stock Tokens - BAD NEWS for July 2, 2025
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin hashrate is declining even as interest in Bitcoin ETFs is growing. Robinhood has launched stock tokens. And the great state of Texas has made ...
Ep 780 - Market Sharts: Bitcoin Bounces and Bristol Scale Analysis - Bad News for June 25, 2025
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a turbulent week in the world politically and cryptoly as Trump intervenes in the Israel/Iran conflict. The markets responded with fea...
Episode 779 - The Genius Act & AI Badness - Bad News for June 19. 2025
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How crazy is it that even in spite of being on the brink of World War III, Bitcoin is still holding over $100,000? How crazy is it that the Geni...
Ep 778: The Bad Boys Are Back! - Bad News for June 13, 2025
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If it seems that we’ve been silent, it’s just because we took a Spring break… for four weeks. Mostly because I’ve been travel...
Ep 777: Luck, Timing, and the Crypto Rollercoaster - Bad News for May 14, 2025
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some say profiting in crypto happens intentionally. Others say it’s pure luck based on which tokens you buy. When you think about it there...
Ep 776: Quantum Crypto Wizardry with Mati Greenspan
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are we doomed for recession as many economists are lamenting? Or are we truly on the cusp of America’s “golden age”? Mati Gree...
Ep 775 - AAA+ Web3 Gaming with Astra Nova
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are games on blockchain ready for their time to shine? The initial wave showed some promise, but it was too much “make money playing games...
Ep 774: Is The Crypto Winter Finally Coming To An End? - Bad News for April 22, 2025
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin has come back to life and the bull market may be resuming its second phase. A new SEC chairman has been ushered in. But Jerome Powell re...
Bitcoiners Take On Inflation And Michael Saylor's Latest Moves
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoiners have a different take on the mainstream inflation narrative, Michael Saylor teases at securing more Bitcoin, and Washington’s Stablec...
Ep 772: Trump Resets Entire World Economy - Bad News For April 9, 2025
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a wild week as President Trump has completely reset the entire world’s economy. With a bold tariff approach that caused a massiv...
Ep 771 - Trump Tariffs Trigger Crypto Turbulence - Bad News For April 2, 2025
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the Trump tariffs set to hit globally, everyone is watching to see how crypto responds. Bitcoin has broken back through $85,000 and some think wh...
Did the Fed Trigger a 1300% Bitcoin Run?! | #770
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The market appears to be bouncing back since the Fed says they have “infinite cash”. Will this prompt a run back over $90,000? Crypto paym...
Ep 769 - AI Technology Is Changing The Sports Betting Industry
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The markets continue to show extreme fear, but some bulls are fighting to push Bitcoin higher. North Korea has surpassed El Salvador in the amount of ...
EP 768 - Markets Melt - BAD NEWS for March 12, 2025
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Markets are a mess—stocks bleeding, crypto crashing. ETF outflows are ludicrous. Trade wars are on. Is this Trump’s fault, or are markets ...
EP 767 - Crypto Markets on Fire. Who will Stop the Burn?
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crypto soars on Trump’s announcement of a strategic crypto reserve… and it’s gone like that as all the gains are taken back and we ...
Ep 766: Blood in the Crypto Streets - Bad News For Feb 25, 2025
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s blood in the crypto streets as the bull run comes to a screeching reversal and massive liquidations hit the market. What is causing Bitc...
Ep 765: IP-Based Memecoins with Ian Utile of Kikicat
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2025 has seen a massive increase of memecoins flooding the market. The vast majority of them are scams or rug pulls. But some creators are seeki...
Ep 764: What's new with VeChain?
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Since 2015, it has been VeChain’s mission has been to upgrade the world with blockchain. Surviving two bear markets, they’ve built hundred...
Ep 763: $WAX, Regulation and Crypto Predictions with William Quigley
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do President Trump’s pro-crypto initiatives mean to the Bitcoin and blockchain world? Today we invite William Quigley, co-founder of Tether...
EP 762 - The Retarded Episode BAD NEWS for Jan 29 2025
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Politics and crypto. It’s a match made in hell. But it may be getting better as the Trump administration pushes forward with reformi...
Ep 761 - Trump Gets Busy Making Crypto Great Again
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donald J Trump makes a comeback for the ages and becomes the 47th President of the United States. Liberal heads are exploding and we are here for it.&...
EP 760 - The Crypto Future Is Bright?! - BAD NEWS for Jan 15, 2025
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin dumps to $89000 and bounces back almost immediately. Microstrategy secures another bag of BTC for their ever-growing stash. And FTX is about t...
EP 759 - The Coming Crash with Harry S. Dent, Jr.
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Many are predicting that cryptocurrency, and the stock market in general, is going to continue going up as Trump enters office. But there’s an e...
Ep 758: The Top 24 Crypto Stories of 2024 - January 3, 2025
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2024. It was the year that was. What it was. Which is to say, it was 2024. That was the year. But that year is gone. We have turned the page. We are u...
EP 757: Ho Ho Hodl: Surviving Jerome Powell’s Economic Chill
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you hear what I hear? It’s the sound of panic from those who believe the bull run is already over. Michael Saylor doesn’t care and has ...
EP 756 - Urgent Crypto Tax Updates with Clinton Donnelly
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We interrupt this crypto broadcast for an urgent message for US citizens. Many of you are not aware of new crypto tax regulation that goes into effect...
Ep 755 - Will $DOG Go to the Moon?!
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin Ordinals are so much more than NFTs on the Bitcoin blockchain. And Runes are not just a fancy word for tokens on Bitcoin. But any way you slic...
Ep 754: Why is $XRP up 5x this month?! Bad News for Dec. 3, 2024
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Saylor speedruns a Bitcoin presentation to Microsoft. Bitcoin drops 27% in minutes in South Korea. And Blackrock now has over 500,000 BTC in assets un...
Ep 753 - The Ton Society Builds for a Billion Users with Jack Booth
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back in 2018, the popular messaging app, Telegram, sought to create it’s own blockchain platform, the Telegram Open Network, or TON. With plans to...
EP 752: Bitcoin Soars, DOGE barks, and Shaq Settles - BAD NEWS for Nov 19, 2024
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another Bitcoin all-time high at what many believe is just the beginning of the crypto bull run. Microstrategy puts more money on table ...
Ep 751 - The Future of America with Oz Sultan
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The dust is settling from the earth-shattering election, but crypto is making quakes all its own, with Bitcoin racing to new all-time highs! With the ...
Ep 750 - Trump to Drive Bitcoin to $1 Million?
09 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The election is over and Donald J Trump is going to be the 47th President of the United States. The markets are reacting as predicted and it appears...
Inside the Mind of a Bitcoin Pioneer with Jeff Garzik
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the results of the 2024 Presidential election are in… well, maybe. We really don’t know because we recorded this episode on Election Day. ...
Ep 748 - Is Bitcoin Mining Bad for the Environment?
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where greed and corruption run deep, a group of outliers who, weary of the broken system embraced a mysterious new currency that promises f...
Ep 747 - Restore Your Online Sanity with Mark Weinstein
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Internet and social media were intended to connect people in new ways. And while it has done that, somewhere along the way it has become a net los...
Ep 746 - Secure Your Cell Phone and Crypto with Efani
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just how vulnerable is your privacy, especially as it relates to your crypto. If you are using one of the mainstream carriers like AT&T, Verizon...
Ep 745 - Chirp… The Future of IoT + DePin + Crypto
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ready to chirp your way into the future of IoT? Today we chat with the CEO of Chirp Wireless to discuss how making IoT deployments as easy as flipping...
BCP 744- Has Uptober Become Dumptober?
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So far, Uptober has been more like Dumptober. Is this the last leg down before the bulls are unleashed? Edward Snowden says Solana is only good for ...
Ep 743: Catching Bad Crypto Guys - BAD NEWS for Sep 24, 2024
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump makes history by being the first President to make a purchase with Bitcoin. Kamala Harris has been told what to say about crypto… and then she...
Ep 742: Make America Healthy Again with $MAHA
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump enters the crypto sphere by partnering with World Liberty Financial Defi. Microstrategy wants to purchase another $700 million in Bitcoin. And...
Ep 741 - Crypto Usage: Bitcoin Wallets Up, Ethereum ETFs Down - Bad News for Sept 10, 2024
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin has another week of ups and downs as ETF outflows set a new record. And yet, ETF adoption is happening faster than any other financial instrum...
Ep 740: Telegram CEO Arrested! Implications for Crypto Privacy in Bad News For Aug 27, 2024
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Presidential race in the US was completely shook up this week as pro-crypto candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr has suspended his campaign and thrown hi...
Ep 739 - Harris Proposes 25% Unrealized Capital Gains Tax - Bad NEWS for Aug 21, 2024
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Blackrock’s Ethereum ETF saw $1 billion in inflows this week. Tether is looking to launch a UAE-backed stablecoin. And the Vatican is going to cre...
Ep 738: Trump, Elon, Whales: Winners and Whiners in the Crypto Chaos
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump and Musk break the internet with a massively attended live spaces on X, but there’s not a single mention of Bitcoin or cryptocurrency. Microst...
BCP 737: Market's Crash Due to Japan? - Bad News For Aug 8 2024
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a rough week in all the financial markets. What many are calling the Kamala crash due to the current administration's economic policies ...
Ep 736 - Trump Speaks at Bitcoin 2024 - Bad News For July 31, 2024
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Trump breaks new ground by being the first President to speak at a Bitcoin conference. Democrats are having their #MeToo moment as they try to figure ...
BCP 735 - How to Get Your Bitcoin Business Idea Funded with Bitcoin Startup Lab
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How do you bring a great idea for a bitcoin-based business to market? For ten years, Bitcoin Startup Labs has been helping people build investment-rea...
Ep 734 - HODL Your F**kin Bitcoin Germany! - BAD NEWS for July 9, 2024
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a lot of fear in the crypto world right now. It’s almost as though it’s right on schedule, too. Bitcoin mining has become profitable onc...
Ep 733: Historical July Price Rebound Coming? - Bad News for July 4, 2024
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bitcoin dips below $60,000 once again and people are wondering how low we can go. Some suggest the bottom could already be in. But the charts are stil...
Ep 732: Can a Monkey Trade Better than Wall Street?
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s memecoin season once again, and apart from a few that have broken into the top 100, a solid 99% of memecoins are nothing more then rugs. Howeve...
Ep 731 - Vitalik Buterin Revisited - Best of Bad Crypto
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Ethereum ETFs now approved in the United States, many are questioning what this means for altcoins in general. Back in Spring 2020 we had the opp...
Ep 730 - Will Ross Ulbricht Have His Sentence Commuted?
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While speaking at the National Libertarian Convention recently, President Trump said many things that would appeal to crypto-positive individuals. But...
Ep 729 - When Will Peter Schiff Admit He Was Wrong? - Best of Bad Crypto
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Set the wayback machine to October 2, 2017. That’s when we released episode #31 of this very podcast featuring gold bug and seemingly eternal hater ...
Ep 728: Market Movers: Memecoins, ETFs & Trump?
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In our last episode, we asked the question “Are Ethereum ETFs around the corner?” Just one day later, the SEC surprised everyone by approving th...
Ep 727: Is Ethereum ETF Around the Corner? - Bad News For May 22
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crypto markets once again took off over the past couple days as news of a potential Ethereum ETF is seeming more likely. A UK judge has said that ...
BCP 726 - The Return of Roaring Kitty and Memestock Revival - BAD NEWS for May 14, 2024
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A crypto thief has returned more than $71 million in wrapped Bitcoin. The government appears to be going after tether. And Big Brother surveillance is...
BCP 725 - The Crypto Clench - Bad News For May 7, 2024
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a pop quiz! Let’s see how many you can get right. It took Visa 25 years to process 1 billion transactions. How many years will it take Bitc...
BCP 724: Crypto Clampdown: SEC vs Ethereum. DOJ vs. Roger Ver. - BAD NEWS 5/1/24
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the pre-halving run-up to an all-time high, it appears Bitcoin is taking a break. But crypto never sleeps. Roger Ver has been arrested in Spain ...
Episode 723: Runes Drives Bitcoin Fees - BAD NEWS for 4/23/24
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
According to search engine inquiries, there was more interest in the most recent halving event than four years ago. Miners are having a payoff with in...
Episode 722: Bitcoin’s Fourth Halving - Bad News for 4/17/24
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it hundreds of times. Crypto goes up, crypto goes down. It just so happens this is one of those down times. An...
The Best Places in the World for Expats to Live - Episode 721
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No matter where you live in the world, you are subject to authorities that tend to abuse their power. Through taxation, legislation or outright tyrann...
What Will Prison Be Like for SBF?
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Bankman-Fried has been sentenced to 25 years in a federal prison. While odds of him serving the full sentence are in question, many are wondering ...
What is Upland Up to Now?
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have spoken to hundreds of projects over the past seven years. Many of them did not make it through the bear market. But some have not only survive...
The Pre-Halving Pull Back - Bad News for 3/18/24
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it’s time to pack it in. The bull run was short-lived and it’s all over. Bitcoin is back down from it’s all-time high and there are those ...
Case Study: NFTs for Real Estate with PropyKeys - Episode 717
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For several years, we’ve predicted that a future use case for NFTs is going to be in real estate deeds. The prognostication has become a reality and...
Bitcoin Blasts Off! - Episode 716
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It seems like a long time ago and just yesterday that Bitcoin hit an all-time high of $69,000. After selling off all the way to $15,000 the road bac...
Is Robinhood Good for Crypto?
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. That’s what Robin Hood was known for. Today, it’s what the governments of the world are known for. ...
Top 100 Coins We've Never Discussed
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When you look at the top 100 cryptos on Coingecko, there are a lot of familiar names. We’re all familiar with Bitcoin, Cosmos, Algorand and so many ...
The Crypto Tax Whisperer, Clinton Donnelly
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While everyone else is talking about the Chief’s Super Bowl victory, Taylor Swift and Joe Biden’s decreasing ability to form a coherent sentence, ...
Building the Decentralized Internet with PKT.Cash
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What if you could get paid to be part of a system that powers decentralized internet access? More than 11,000 people are already taking advantage of P...
The Future of Bitcoin ETFs with Patrick Daugherty
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Bitcoin ETFs now active, you might be feeling slightly sheepish to ask what exactly is a Bitcoin ETF? No need for you to feel sheepish. We’re g...
BCP 709 - Bitcoin Goes Mainstream! - Bad News for 1/16/24
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It finally happened. After fifteen years, Bitcoin has finally gone mainstream. And it’s a landmark moment. For better or worse, the SEC approval o...
The Crypto Countdown to Bitcoin’s Big Moment - Bad News for 1/10/24
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The crypto community is waiting with bated breath as the Bitcoin ETF approvals could be happening within days. The Bitcoin halving is just 100 days aw...
Bitcoin Roars Past $45k+ in the Year of the Dragon - Bad News for Jan 3, 2024
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With ETF approvals coming any day now, the market seems to be reacting positively as Bitcoin has passed $45,000 once again. SBF is being let off the...
Crypto Wealth Explosion! - Bad News for Dec 27, 2023
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Microstrategy has acquired more Bitcoin, CZ and Satoshi make ridiculous gains in wealth, and Senator Warren continues to demonstrate absolutely no u...