The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc
Episodes
No one more watchable than Kozzie, how KB discovered Kylie, Michael Tuck's time at Hawthorn
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Nick Daicos can leave Collingwood, a not-so-new solution to slow the game down, Maurie Plant Meet incoming
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
LIVE podcast from The Spread Eagle Hotel, Grand Final preview, Snoop set to rock the G
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Melbourne has a new King, no Merrett in the Bombers captaincy, Jeff White's reflections on son Kalani
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
SUNS on a September roll, AFL following South Australia like sheep, Teddy v Snoopy
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Finals are on our doorstep, Jeremy Cameron the rightful AA captain, Guy McKenna helped establish the SUNS
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Another "laconic" episode, don't give Doc an AA squad, Fleetwood finally successful!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Rankine's lengthy ban, AFL's never been tougher to umpire, Choco outed at Melbourne
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Turfy's Italian venture, Fyfe's retirement, Flemington for the Cox Plate & Trent Cotchin our headline act
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Doc's writing a movie, you won't believe the theme, Simon Goodwin's sacked, is Vossy next?
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
The doyen Mike Sheahan, slow start for Greg Swann, Happy Gilmore 2 misses the mark
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Doc's call for a May-day, a too-reactive AFL, Doug is a Dogs favourite, KB's not-so-surprising selection
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Chris Scott becomes a three-time Gibberator, heartache for the Bombers, remembering Barrie Robran
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Australia's greatest marathoner Deeksy, another kite-flying idea from the AFL, making AFLW financially viable
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Frustrated Turfy on the Demons, Tom Lynch will miss 5-weeks for "selfishness" and FINALLY, Terry Bailey joins us
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Fond memories of Waverley Park, why Harf climbed the goal post, how Ian Dicker bought it for $1
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB's Powerball windfall, the AFL's failed venture to China, The Sports God gives his view on Caitlin Clark in the WNBA
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB stands up for Daicos, tagging still has a place in the game, why Doc needs a holiday
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Netflix doco's worth your time, next coach of Carlton, Everest isn't far enough for Nick Farr
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Fox Footy vs. Channel 7, the AFL isn't a rehab clinic, Doc's idea for the 2026 Cox Plate
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Gawn is the games MVP; Racing media going from bad to worse, why Sheeds created Dreamtime at the G
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Doc's frustration with the racing media, no need for a video umpire to interfere
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
A reactive AFL, no free-to-air fury, why do full-time footballers need a rest off 5-days!
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB: The death of the tackle is nearing, Doc hates the BOM, will WCE win a game?
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Sam Lalor the face of the Richmond dynasty, Tyson & Paul treat public like "fools", why bottled water is a farce!
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Melbourne the AFL fixtures biggest losers, Carlton one-trick ponies, GC logo is "shocking"
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Americans Trumped by Donald, Laxon makes a Knight of the Melbourne Cup, KB in favour of a night Grand Final,
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Doc's way to make the Derby appealing, Matt Hill the voice of racing, KB's got the Melbourne Cup winner!
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Turfy the Spring Racing oracle, Sam Pang's humble beginnings to hosting the Logies, Liam Baker's reasons for heading West
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this podcast series...
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Ill-fated Everest trips, Trump the golfing cheat, Trade period concluded
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
KB's "mind your business" message to the AFL, a charming chat with Kyle & a cracking Caulfield Cup & Everest coming up
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Wearing white gloves to hold the Melbourne Cup, KB scratched from the Prahran Cup
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Brad Green stands by Clayton Oliver, Jess Hull talks Paris and Frances Tiafoe's epic blasting of the referee
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: KB's non-interchange solution to fix the game, Matty Campbell's under-rated movie review
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
KB's "stand tough" message to Richmond, Turfy stands by Craig Williams, AFL's press conference embarrassment
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Flashback to 1964, Bartlett the Brownlow bridesmaid, Matty Campbell's worst movie selection
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Take out the Fairest element of the Brownlow, the art of a perfect footy broadcast with Peter Landy
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Sameness in the footy shows, Sheeds the innovator, Matty C the movie buff
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
KB's frustration with the pressure gauge, the Telstra tracker, head high tackles
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bartlett's finals observations, Bellamy talks sustained success at the Storm, Turfy the "backstabber"
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic (and sometimes very unlikeable) Dr Turf in this new series of ...
Bartlett: I fear within 3-5 years we'll be playing Gaelic Football rules in the AFL
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Australian Football Legend Kevin Bartlett is alongside the quirky and very antagonistic Dr Turf in this new series of The Bald and the Beautiful. Ca...
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04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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