The Baltimore Bitches Podcast
Episodes
New Year, Same Bitches
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
New year, new vibe, same bitches.We’re talking goals, words, and the energy we’re carrying (and not carrying) into 2026. Megan joins us and it’s...
A Chili's Christmas Special
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says holiday spirit like recording a podcast at Chili’s. We’re yapping about Christmas traditions, pop culture updates, and Chili’s supr...
Bitchin’ & Brewin’
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re Bitchin’ & Brewin’ with Morning Mugs, babes.This week we dive into how the Mug Men built one of Baltimore’s favorite caffeine hubs, ...
Holiday loops, Thanksgiving Red Flags and Tea, Oh My!
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gobble gobble, bitches!We’re roasting Thanksgiving, spilling all the pop culture tea (Kim failed the bar… again, and DWTS, obviously), and mapping...
Live, Laugh…Sniffle?
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are Kaleigh’s sniffles over an illness or the fact that Andy Richter is still in DWTS? We’re congested but committed, so grab your tissue and tune...
Two B*tches, One Hotdog
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A little bit spooky, a lot unhinged, and one man dressed as processed meat. Listen, laugh, and pretend you’re not judging us. Don’t forget to like...
We were all rooting for you.
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Toy Story gave us trust issues, so did Tyra Banks with her hot ice cream. Frankly, we’re one samba roll away from a breakdown.Like, subscribe, and e...
Smells Like Seasonal Depression
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode is giving… chaos with a side of science. Taylor dropped a new album (Swifties, we apologize in advance). We question why Balti...
A Whole Lotta Yap
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We yapped. We cackled. We went on tangents that had no business making sense. And somehow, it’s still worth a listen. Be sure to like, share, subscr...
Pop off, bestie.
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back and ready to yap. Tune in for laughs, tangents, and plenty of hot takes. We’re talking hot girl walks, Love is Blind (we’re so ...
Back on our Bullsh*t
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a couple weeks off, the BBs are officially back on our bullsh*t. From Baltimore bars and neighborhood gossip to the latest in pop culture, we’...
The Clubs You Don’t Want to Join
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Not all clubs are fun to get into, some you really don’t want your name on the list. This week, we’re spilling the eerie, glitter-covered tea on t...
If This Bar Were a Man
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kaleigh’s back, baby (shoutout to our lawyer for keeping the mic warm) and we’re dragging Fed Hill bars like they ghosted us after a 3‑date situ...
Overruled: Our Lawyer Has Entered the Chat
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kaleigh is out of state and Caitlin can’t be left to her own devices.We called in reinforcements this weekand ….. A new bombshell has entered the ...
Dating Apps & Reality Recaps
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BBs!!! We’re back and messier than ever. Caitlin’s dating life is giving… reality TV. This week, we’re breaking down her latest dating updates...
Stood up & Wheels up
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got ghosted, got on a plane, and got real about our audiobook addictions. Bad dates, TSA trauma, and the kind of airport behavior that sh...
Ghosts & Giggles
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re catching up after what feels like an eternity. We tackle life’s biggest questions: Are naps secretly killing us? Are ghosts real?...
Sick Days and Screen Time
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Bitches are back! After a few weeks off, Kaleigh and Caitlin finally reunite to catch up on all things life, illness, and pop culture. C...
Family Files: Addiction, Recovery & Sisterhood
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, BBs! This week, things are getting personal. Kaleigh is joined by her sister for a raw, honest convo about their childhood and the very ...
Can We Ask a Simple Favor?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, BBs!This week we ran 13.1 miles, celebrated Hannah’s birth, and still had the energy to drag Blake Lively.We recap our weekend in St. ...
The Rundown: Running, Rumors & Relatability
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Unlike last week, this we is a full-on pop culture yap with guest stars! Our lawyer, our token gen Z (Hannah) and our tech guy (Charles)! Yey! Kaleigh...
Spotted: Us Reviving Pop Culture One Rant At A Time
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ELLLOO BBs, We hope you missed us because we’re back and ready to yap! Gossip Girl is soo back (on Kaleigh’s tv screen), and so are our very unsol...
Bad Decisions, Worse Exes, No Survival Plan
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi BB’s, long time no yap! This week we’re spiraling—in style. We’re dragging exes, reliving our messiest drinking stories, and fully acceptin...
Runner’s High, Celebrity Lows and White Lotus Woes
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh BBs we have missed you! We finally welcome Kaleigh back from her work travels! (Spoilers, she’s leaving us again *eye roll*) She is welcomed home...
Chaos, Betrayals & the Fourth Wing cult you didn’t know you needed (Part 2)
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BBs! Hello, Hi, Welcome- we made it to Part 2! In this episode, Caitlin needs to get some stuff off her chest. We talk about a friend turned foe and a...
Chaos, Betrayals & the Fourth Wing cult you didn’t know you needed (Part 1)
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hope you missed us, BBs! The yapping got out of control, so welcome to Part 1 of this chaotic recap! This week, we’re yapping about St Patrick’s D...
I do, I don’t….and I regret that outfit
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BB's... a mini-sode timed at 47 minutes and 54 seconds, we realize brevity is not our strong suit. In this episode, we dive into the last couple of ep...
You asked, we answered…plus, the return of Casey Anthony (ugh!)
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode BBs! This week we are answering some questions from you and soliciting our best (and maybe worst) advice!Plus, we’re...
Men, Mess and Murder (ft our lawyer)
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Call the Baltimore Bitches Jada Pinkett- Smith because boy oh boy we had a round table discussion with our beloved ✨lawyer✨, oxymoron intended. In...
Love is blind? More like love is mid-neapolis
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BB’s we are late but we are here baby!!!We’re recapping the mayonnaise inspired cast of season 8 episodes 1-9 of Love is Blind. We love you, we wa...
One Less Lonely Love Triangle
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My goodness we’ve missed you BB’s. We took a bit of a hiatus but we’re back and chomping at the bit to yap! Today’s episode comes amidst the b...
Love is blind, but the drama isn’t (plus Jax yap and Grammy blinds)
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Annnnnnnndddd we’re back BB’s! This episode we are talking about our beloved Jacksonville trip, Season 7 and Season 8 Love is Blind tea, as well a...
The (highly anticipated) Ultimatum and Love is Blind Yap
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey BBs, welcome back to the pod 😎 it’s long overdue but we finally locked in to yap about Love is Blind and The Ultimatum. Let us know in the co...
Trends, Lawsuits and Love on the Streets (Part 2)
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, BBs! Blake and Justin lawsuit is ending with us, here, on this podcast. Catch us yapping about the lawsuit tea, Caitlin’s new obsessio...
Trends, Lawsuits and Love on the Streets (Part 1)
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BB’s!! We’ve missed you! This is what Caitlin and Kaleigh are yapping about this week: - Holiday recap - 2025 ins & outs - Caitlin’s story o...
Unhinged and Unfiltered: Meet the Baltimore Bitches
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey BBs! This episode is a doozy…we wanted to introduce ourselves and in true form it is unhinged, unfiltered and chaotic. Catch us yapping about re...