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Chapter 1: What is the introduction of the podcast about?
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Oh, no. I don't know.
I think... No words?
Just... Double thumbs.
First of all, those aren't even thumbs up. Those are thumbs... Thumbs out. Yeah. Your thumbs out?
Just right here. What is this? Hitchhiking? Hitchhiking. Craziness. Dude, my father-in-law tells me all the time. He's like, yeah, I used to do it a lot. And I'm like, why? How? How has he not been killed? Because he's a white man. No one wants to kill white men. That's true. They didn't want to kill white men back then. They needed them. They were like, we need you. Yeah.
Ronald Reagan was out there. That was a little later, I guess. What? Ronald Reagan was later on. What is Ronald? Oh, did he say that? I mean, I imagine when people think of like white men in the U.S., they close their eyes. They see Ronald Reagan.
That's what you see? Personally? I don't even know what I see.
I mean, I mean. Well, yeah. What do you mean?
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Chapter 2: Why are North Korean soldiers addicted to porn?
Yeah.
So, like, I imagine. I've probably pinched your nipple. You're like a, you know. You're like a white man that doesn't know how to salsa dance. What? Is this a... You know, like, that's what I imagine you are.
Frank, why would I be doing this?
You're like a Doctor Strange.
No, that's not what I'm doing. No, you're not doing that? I feel like you would do that. No, I... Yeah, you would, Mr. Comic Books. Fucking guy. The Book of Ashanti plays with your titties. I don't even know what that means. The Book of Ashanti?
I'm jacked up today. I can tell. I took the curse before I got here.
I had some assault before I got here. Speaking of... Nothing. Brands, I guess. We do have some sponsors. The first one being How You Doing Rocket Money, okay? Rocket Money is an all-in-one personal finance app that is going to put money back in your pocket, all right? How are they going to do that?
They're going to find and cancel unwanted subscriptions that you may have signed up for, either by accident, you thought it was a free trial, or it's something that you were using two years ago, but you haven't used it since then. So you can put the money back in your pocket. Stop paying the $8 every single month. All right? So they're going to find and cancel stuff like that.
They also have a budgeting tool to help you be more responsible with your spending every single month. And they also have a feature that will... help you lower your bills. You upload a picture of your bill, and if they can help you lower it, they will do that as well. So it's nice. So you should stop wasting money on things you don't use.
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Chapter 5: What are the differences between plastic and paper bags?
Not only did we not get runner-up.
We didn't get bronze.
We weren't even on the podium, babe.
I don't think we were in the voting.
Number two was, or they beat out Penn Badgley.
Who's that? You. What? You. You. No, what is Penn Badgley?
Are you kidding me?
Who is that? You. Yes. What? Do you not watch? Frank, now you're fucking with me. No, I'm not. Do you not watch?
Watch what? You. You gotta be kidding me. Please tell me.
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