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Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes are shared about clothing choices?
welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard frank what are you doing you know that was that dribbling that was me one more time right but i'm wow that was poor dribbling on my part correct i uh you know Feeling good. Dribble-wise. Nice. Dribbling. Dribbling and shooting. Yeah. How are you? I'm good, Ant. You got a brand new shirt, so how are you doing? I'm good. I'm feeling good.
Yeah. Is this the first wear? It's not the first wear. You're wearing a good shirt. I will say this. You picked the hottest day of the year so far to wear the thickest knit shirt of the year. No, it's breathable. I can kind of see. You can see me. I can see you a little bit.
You can see me?
I can see you too, though. But I also know thread counts. You know what's crazy? What? I've never seen his nipples. Have you never seen my nipples? I've never seen your nipples.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts discuss personal insecurities related to body image?
I don't think I've seen your nipples. It's summer. I'll nipple it up with you. I've never seen his nipples. I mean, you've seen my nipples. I've seen your nipples quite a bit. I hate my nipples. I know. When you see my nipples, do you also hate them with me? No. Is it a form of support? No. Actually, this is a good question. I hate my nipples. Right.
Do you hate my nipples with me as support for my mental approach and outlook on my nipples? Or do you like my nipples in order to pull me out of the hatred of my own nipples? I'm not going to enable this self-hate you have for your nipples. It's not self-hate. I love every other part of me. This rectangular, you know... Oh, you're including all of it? I thought it was just the nipples.
This area I hate. So, like, what would we say? This is what, like... 13 inches by 3 inches. So what is that? 13 times 3 is? You got it. 39?
Chapter 3: What experiences do the hosts recount about tubing and water activities?
39 square inches of my body are my least favorite. Okay. So do you also dislike it with me? No. All right, because this is good to know because obviously I've made fun of you for a lot of things. So if you also don't like something about yourself, you want me to pull you out of it. And reassure you that you shouldn't be upset about it instead of being like, yeah, also, yeah, fuck that shit.
Fuck your fucking stupid ass nose.
Let me ask you a question. When your wife, if ever, has said something to you like, hey, I'm feeling insecure about this thing. I don't really like this part about my body. What's your reaction?
Because what you're expecting from me is probably not what you should be doing. I remind her that she is sculpted out of marble. She's a goddess among women and humans and however you choose to identify. Right. Yeah. So that's what I'm doing. But this is different. That's what I'm doing for you. But this is different though, brother. Because we're not a partner. We're not partners.
And can we get a fact check on that? Look that up. If we look up the internet, they will say that. They might tell us the opposite. Are we counting areola? Or just the points? Nipple.
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Chapter 4: How do they describe the effects of being dragged by a boat?
Of course, we're counting areola. That's the whole nipple.
It's like the term vagina. It's everything that's going on in the wallet. Got it. You got the cards. You got the ID. First of all, the nipple and the areola are boys. They go together. Yeah, but sometimes... Like... That's what it is. That was grease, wasn't it? I'm gonna... Yep. Yeah, give me a second. Yeah, but you know how, like, sometimes if your nipple's not hard, it's, like, all areola?
Yeah, that's my... That's why I'm, like... Yeah, that's why you're touching up. I'll give him a little... I'm not kidding.
When my shit's not hard, it's like a milk dud, and I get pissed off because I love milk duds, and I hate my nipples. Milk duds are dark. Your shits aren't dark like that. They're not that dark, but I'm just referencing in the kind of, like, molded, rounded... Milk duds are round?
Molded?
Like rounded, molded, you know. Oh, you're saying molded like sculpted. Yes, yeah, like malleable. I'm thinking mold. No, no, I don't have moldy tits. That's what I thought you said. I don't think. I don't have moldy tits. I don't think I have moldy titties.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of celebrity culture discussed in the episode?
I hope not. You got hair? You got hair around the nipple? Do you? I have weird ones. Yo, my chest hair, first of all, God, as if this guy needed anything else. He's rich, he's good looking, he's athletic. You got good chest hair, dude. I got, no. I actually do think I have a decent chest hair. I'm not kidding. I can count my chest hairs, like, by number. Like, that's how little there are.
That's him, boo.
Me too, but my whole thing, yeah.
Oh, my leg hairs are... Danny Lopriori always used to tell me... Always is a crazy thing to say. Every day of my life. That he would be astonished at how hairless I was. But like... Do you have hairless legs? No, the legs are hairy. And the thigh too, but like... You see my leg? Yeah, your leg is insane. Bro, I don't... No, you got hair on your legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got ashy knees, dude.
What are you doing? He needs lotion almost. Come on. Where are you going?
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts compare past and present societal norms?
What the fuck are you doing? Yo, it is crazy. What is that? Yeah, yeah. I got nothing. Also, I could see your pores from here, I think.
Bro, I know.
I got nothing. That's crazy. Good for you, man. Honestly, though. Are you excited about that? That's why you were able to tread water for so long. You're like Phelps. You're hairless and you're a rat. It was more because Joe bet me I could do. No, but you're built for the water. I am built for the water. You absolutely are. A little amphibious. Can you dive well? Sure. That doesn't say.
That's not a yes. Off a diving board? Yeah. Where else are you? Off a milk crate? You could dive off a cliff. I've done that.
Chapter 7: What are the funny moments related to food and cooking mentioned?
You could dive off. I think if you're able to dive off of a cliff, you could dive off. Just dive. Yeah, I'm good at diving. You? I remember watching you dive and you would like frog leg it. Sometimes, yeah. And you would frog leg it, but you made it look good again with your chest hair, you fuck.
No, but one time I dove and Nicole took a video and I was like, yo, that's the best dive I've ever seen. I mean, for me, not in my life. Oh, yeah. But a lot of time, I'm not like a really good diver, to be honest.
Yeah. I'm not brave. Well, give me your best three jumps in the water. How could I possibly describe that? You could do that. If someone was like, yo, we're doing a jumping in the water contest. Oh, which things would I do? Bring your three, your on the podium jumps in the water. Okay. I would attempt a dive because when I can get it right, I just got to be like mentally strong.
So you're playing, you're taking the gamble. Yeah, I'm going to gamble that.
Well, I don't have a lot of, I don't have a big arsenal here. I mean, you got a good amount. I don't think so. I would do that. Then I'd probably do...
I think I could do like a decent front flip.
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Chapter 8: What unique insights do the hosts offer about the science of yeast?
That's a tough one because high risk, high reward again. Because if you land straight on your back, that's going to hurt so bad. Yeah. Usually you land on kind of your butt. Yo, I wish I could do a gainer. I think that's the fucking coolest thing in the world.
friend dennis used to do a gainer and it was i'm not kidding what i imagined like deep impact would have been like he would hit the water and it was like don't yeah some people are good at that yo keith can hit a jackknife hard body wait wait wait which one now see because different jumps have different names across people you like jump and like it's a little bit of a spin yeah you like hold your one knee i thought that was gainer which one is gainers when you're running and you've
flip back oh you're doing a shooting star press yes like you're fucking evan born yes Jesus. Billy Kidman? Yeah, dude. Like, those are sick. Oh, I didn't realize that's what you meant by gainer. Dude, if I could do a gainer, I wouldn't shut up about it. Bro, if I could backflip, I would. I mean, this is where we get into Benson Boone territory. I get it.
Because if I was that motherfucker, I'd be doubling up his flips. Yeah, but you know what, though? It's gotten to the point, like, he got so famous so fast that he needs to chill. Because if he keeps doing the backflip, it's just going to take one person to see him fall. They get the ick. Because he'll be singing in backflip, and then he'll, like, hear it!
What the hell was that?
Is that a ribbit?
What was that?
He'll make like a weird yelping noise and people will be like, yo, fuck this guy. Nah, bro. I think that... No one ever made a noise. No one of the opposite sex ever made a noise and you're just like, ew. Like a girl made a noise? Like a grunt or something? What the fuck was that?
Yeah, you never see. Nothing stands out at the moment. I'm trying to think. But I think that, like, if I'm Benson Boone and someone's like, oh, my God, backflip, ick, I'd be like, hey, man, super successful, athletic, and I got a great voice. I'm chilling.
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