The Beaverton Weekly Report
Episodes
NDP elects a *gasp* Socialist Leader?! (With Janel Comeau aka @VeryBadLlama)
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"Socialism in the NDP? Why I never." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Janel Comeau (aka @verybadllama on your socials...
Inside The ManosPierre
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"Kettlebells for all!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Andrew Ivimey) recap Poilievre's Joe Rogan experience, bre...
Darn! World has plans day Trump wants to clear Strait of Hormuz
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"No I can't make it then either. Shoot!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) talk Trump's not at all desperate attempt to enlist other ...
Carney takes every possible position on Iran
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"The war is bad/good and we support/oppose/regretfully support/supportedly oppose it." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan Ma...
Trump Attacks Iran! Plan TBD!
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Call Of Duty: Operation Epic Fury - now on Xbox! This week host Clare Blackwood and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Dave Barc...
Locker Room Talk Still Sucks
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"WOO! WE DID IT!! WE DID... is that FBI director Kash Patel?" Ian and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Nile Séguin, and special guest Andrew Ivimey of Talk F...
Carney Is Putting A Trade Team Together (With Rachel Gilmore)
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Cue the guitar solo and explosions. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Rachel Gilmore) talk about Canadians coming t...
Trump goes full Bridge Troll
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"If you want to get past me, first you must answer these questions three. And give me 50%" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Se...
Poilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ain't no party like a Poilievre Party because a Poilievre Party will threaten you behind closed doors if you don't support him! Luke and the Panel (Cl...
The Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"Carney should just spray him with a water bottle, like a cat." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) are joined by Edmonton's own He...
The Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"We shouldn't have sent all our draft picks to China!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk Carney's global trade t...
Have No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"No literacy test, as long as you're thin skinned enough!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the horrific...
War! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's always been oil. It'll always be oil. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) dive into the chaos and confusion of Tr...
2025 Year In Review!
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hit the bricks, you stupid year! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and in the guest chair for the first time, Luke Gordon Field) discuss the top 5 s...
Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Also, some socks please." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk the Liberals' scheme to get Conservative MPs to cross floor, Po...
The Second Worst Option
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Netflix buying Warner Brothers would be absolutely terrible, and the way better than Paramount buying them!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare B...
Who Needs Cabinet Members When You Have A Pipeline?
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"I'll just hang out with my new friends: bitumen and petroleum." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the fa...
Carney's Pipeline Pinky Promise
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"I hope Smith didn't notice I had the fingers on my other hand crossed." Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk abo...
Budgets & Tariffs & Pedophiles, Oh My!
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"We're off to see the Epstein File!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals (barely) passing their...
How is Poilievre so bad at this?
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"When your job is politics, you shouldn't be so bad at politics" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) delight in the chaos consuming the...
Carney's Budget: Austerity For Thee, Not The Military
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"It's a generational budget. And the next generation will pay for it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) dive into ...
The Return Of The Living Doug!!!
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trick or Treat or Definitely Trick!!! Just in time for Spooky Season Doug Ford is back to wreak havoc! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood a...
Bail Reform Christmas Comes Early This Year!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the most exciting news on every Canadian's mind this week - Bail Reform! Guest Host Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and Craig Fay) disc...
Trying Not To Be Cynical About The Ceasefire Deal
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We tried. We really tried. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Craig Fay) discuss the reasons to be optimistic about the Ceasefire De...
A Transformative Podcast Episode
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) break down the suspiciously positive Trump-Carney meeting, Danielle Smith's latest pi...
Canada Post-Mortem
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully the Jays deliver, because Canada Post won't. Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay) talk about Trump's 20 point pla...
Free Speech: 1. Autocrats: 0. Disney Profits: 32 billion
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"The best way to fight fascism is with money, everyone knows that." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Brandon Hackett)...
Did anything happen while we were gone?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back baby! And so is Parliament but who cares about that. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin) talk about Poilievre ...
National Buffoon's European Vacation
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) detail what Trump's EU deal means for Canada, break down the bombshell news that C...
Our government is at the cottage
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Break out the Caesars Carney!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Craig Fay) talk the government's attempt to consult with Indigenous Peoples abou...
Go West, Young Pierre
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"In Alberta, your future lies." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) speculate about what strategies Poilievre can use...
Spending Cut Carn(ey)age
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Slash and burn, Carney style!" Luke and the Panel (Nile Séguin and Clare Blackwood) break down Mark Carney enacting spending cuts that even Harper w...
The Beaverton Weekly Report: Canada Day Spectacular!!!
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Canada turns 158! Ian and the Panel (Nile Séguin, plus special guests Andrew Ivimey and Diana McCallum) discuss how that “elbows up” thing is wor...
Peace through... bunker-busting bombs?
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Israel and Iran may not "know what the fuck they're doing", but is it possible Trump does? Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Se...
The G7 comes to Kananaks... Kanannann... Banff!
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Party at Carney's house! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Andrew Ivimey) discuss how the G7 definitely still exists...
Are you a human rights abuser? Your G7 invite is on the way!
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Check your mailbox right now! Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk about the ICE protests and Donald Trump turning...
Carney And The Premiers Go Nation Building
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The vibes are high at the First Ministers Meeting. Maybe a little... too high? Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Megan MacKay and Clare Blackwood) reca...
A King talks about lowering the cost of living
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"There shall be HST discounts for your Plebs who didn't inherit castles at birth!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin)...
Stopping Genocide With A Strongly Worded Letter
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"This is the letter that finally stops the slaughter, we're pretty sure." Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk about the Conserva...
Carney's Cabinet Fever sweeps the nation!
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prime Minister Carney announces his brand new cabinet of Trudeau-era ministers! Guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Séguin,...
A Carney Visits The Freak Show
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Carney goes to Washington, and immediately regrets winning the election. Guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, an...
The Beaverton Weekly Report Election Special! (premiering at our regular date and time)
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's our regularly scheduled election special. Brought to you by Henderson's Trail Mix. Henderson's Trail Mix: less candy, more trail! Luke and the Pa...
I went to a fight and a Debate broke out
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is what happens when you invite Rebel News places. Guest host Ian MacIntyre and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood and Diana McCallum) tal...
The Hardest Buttongate to Button
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every time we treat Canadian politics just as seriously as U.S. news, a news story comes along that reminds us we're basically a small town about to ...
The Art Of Destroying The Global Economy
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Savvy business genius tanks the world's economy, news at 11. Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay and Andrew Ivimey) talk about Trump's p...
We're all stuck in Tariff Groundhog Day
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump's Liberation Day Tariffs are here, and this time he won't back down for at least two days! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Black...
Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington, Tanks Conservative Election Hopes
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The writ has dropped, and it hit Pierre Poilievre directly on the head. Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk Danie...
Manifesting a Poilievre Concession Speech
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back baby! After a brief 6.5 year absence The Beaverton Weekly Report returns to make fun of the news. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare...
Trailer
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome (back) to The Beaverton Weekly Report, a satirical panel show where Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembes Canada's funniest com...
November 28, 2018: Doug Ford demands Green Party apologize for letting Oshawa GM Plant close
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Andrew Ivimey, Jon Blair, Todd Van Allen) talk about people getting screwed over! Specifically the people of Oshawa getting screwe...
November 21, 2018: St. Michael's principal promises to restore school to acceptable levels of toxic masculinity
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Callum Wratten, Dave Barclay and Ryan Dillon) figure out what is wrong with the NDP, the Conservatives and Canada's private school...
November 8, 2018: The Beaverton will pay whatever it takes to not see Tony Clement's dick
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Michael Balazo, Kristy LaPointe and Ian MacIntyre) try not to get overwhelmed by how much news there is. They start by recapping t...
October 31, 2018: New CBC article ranks top 5 murderous dictatorships that can help grow your RSP
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Dave Atkinson, Aaron Hagey-MacKay and Andrew Ivimey) refuse to let the news get them down. They talk Trump’s influence over the ...
October 24, 2018: Analysts not sure rebate cheques and keeping humanity alive will convince Canadians to support carbon tax
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Alex Huntley, Alice Moran, Diana McCallum) talk elections! The Canadian municipal elections went mostly as expected with Tory bein...
October 17, 2018: Local man willing to do anything that doesn't affect his daily life to stop climate change
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Rebecca Reeds, Craig Fay and Andrew Ivimey) ask the important question: you ever listen to a podcast ON WEED? They talk the media ...
October 10, 2018: Doug Ford ends opposition to Carbon Tax after reading all 2,500 pages of UN Climate Change Report
10 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Nour Hadidi, Courtney Gilmour and Ryan Dillon) talk about how we're all going to die! They break down why the most recent UN Clima...
October 3, 2018: Conservatives: 'If we had re-negotiated NAFTA we would have capitulated immediately but also gotten Canada everything we wanted'
03 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Jocelyn Geddie, Dave Barclay, Jen MacIntyre) make jokes about complicated international trade agreements! They break down why 'USM...
September 26, 2018: Justin Trudeau campaigns for Security Council seat by wearing traditional United Nations outfit
26 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Miguel Rivas, Alessandra Vite and Callum Wratten) are excited to talk about the news and do fun Australian accents. They do a deep...
September 19, 2018: Sexual predators about to be most represented minority group on U.S. Supreme Court
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Craig Fay, Diana McCallum, Aaron Hagey-MacKay) have no shortage of ridiculous stories to discuss this week. They get into the fact...
September 12, 2018: 'Doug is doing the right thing' says man who would lose his shit if Trudeau invoked the Notwithstanding Clause
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our award winning* podcast returns! Luke explains the reason for the longer than expected hiatus and updates everyone on what's been going on these pa...
October 25, 2017: Brave Senator who endorsed, voted for Trump praised for running away from situation he created as fast as possible
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Alex Huntley, Craig Fay and Marilla Wex) discuss the Liberals conveniently timed budget update, the 'who gives a shit' Bill Mornea...
October 18, 2017: Liberals announce plan to just let every Canadian choose their own tax rate
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Ryan Dillon, Rebecca Reeds and Scott Montgomery) talk about Quebec's new Niqab ban, Quebec's distinct Islamophobia, the Liberals '...
October 11, 2017: After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by comedians Andrew Ivimey and Freddie Rivas as well as writer Tom Conway. Together they discuss the CBC's dog whistling Jagmeet Singh ...
October 4, 2017: To avoid politicizing tragedy, Republicans offer to debate gun control once America goes a week without a violent gun homicide
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Aisha Brown, Tim Rabnett and Aaron Hagey-MacKay) discuss the absurdity of the 'don't politicize this issue' point after the traged...
September 25, 2017: Live from JFL42 with Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is live at the JFL42 Comedy Festival with an all-star panel of Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner. Together they discuss what visitors thin...
September 20, 2017: Nation offers to spend nights, weekends working on Mueller's Trump investigation if it will speed things up
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nour Hadidi) discuss the #Rocketman speech (2:00), detail why Donald Trump is like an embarrassing mom (5:30), p...
September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Andrew Ivimey, Cathryn Naiker and Sebastian Fazio) break down why the Ted Cruz porn story is the greatest news story of the year s...
September 7, 2017: Ben Affleck announces new film about how the CIA rescued gay men from Chechnya
07 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and panelists Jocelyn Geddie, Leonard Chan and Carol Zoccoli discuss how Trudeau finally acted like the progressive icon American media think he ...
August 30, 2017: Ontario to rename all John A. MacDonald schools John A. Scotiabank Elementary
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by Miguel Rivas, Andrew Barr and Nile Seguin. They get into the furor over how the Maple Leafs will now play in a building named after ...
August 23, 2017: Local man would be more worried about Trump's promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by writers Anthony Bothelo and Joel Buxton as well as stand up Tracy Hamilton. They discuss the childlike wonder with which Donald Trum...
August 16, 2017: Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by stand-up comedians Amanda Day, Joe Vu and Thomas Calnan for a valiant attempt to understand Charlottesville and Donald Trump's react...
August 9, 2017: Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes
10 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by Jordan Foisy, Alexander Saxton and Lauren Messervey for this final podcast before the nuclear apocalypse. They discuss how North Kor...
August 2, 2017
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by Andrew Ivimey, Ned Petrie and Samuel Smith. Together they ask the question we are all wondering: Four hosts of the National? Four? (...
July 26, 2017
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Kevin Dowse and Wendy Litner) break down why the Russia-Trump story is like watching Lost (2:00), speculate on why Donald Trump ke...
July 19, 2017
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by Pat Smith, Kristy LaPointe and Tom Conway for a look at how the US really doesn't care about Canadian news. They talk about how litt...
July 12, 2017
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by Alex Huntley, Jess Beaulieu and Aisha Brown for a deep dive on the Donald Trump Jr. scandal. They break down how this is like hearin...
July 5, 2017
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel (Jon Blair, Alice Moran and Dave Barclay) discuss Trudeau's Canada Day 150 faux pas (2:00), why Alberta is so mad all the time (6:0...
June 14, 2017
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and the Panel break down how the GOP lets Donald Trump distract everyone while they pass horrific laws.
June 7, 2017
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week Luke is joined by comedians Rhiannon Archer and Dena Jackson as well as writer Pat Dussault. The four of them wonder whether Andrew Scheer's...
May 31, 2017
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is joined by podcaster Todd Van Allen, writer Eric Turkienicz and Second Jen creator/star Amanda Joy. They discuss the question on everyone's min...
May 24, 2017
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field is joined by Beaverton anchor Miguel Rivas, writer Tristan Bradley and comedian/podcaster Cathryn Naiker t...
May 18, 2017
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field is joined by stand-up comedian Nour Hadidi, improviser Diana Frances and Beaverton editor Aaron Hagey-Mack...
May 11, 2017 - Part 3
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beaverton editor-in-chief welcomes Buzzfeed staff writer Kat Angus and comedian/television writer Ian MacIntyre to discuss the burning tire fire that ...
May 11, 2017 - Part 2
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field welcomes actress Kristy LaPointe, writer Alexander Saxton and the Beaverton's foreign correspondent Marill...
May 11, 2017 - Part 1
11 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field welcomes an all-star panel made up of stand-up comedian Andrew Ivimey, podcaster Jocelyn Geddie and televi...