The Bert Show
Episodes
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone in studio is struggling with their patience! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Ditch Or Date!
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Ditch Or Date! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Here Are The Pettiest Ways Women Hit Back At The Patriarchy
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We live in a society! Here are the pettiest (but super satisfying) ways that women have hit back at the patriarchy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
From The Vault: Is Your Childhood Ruining Your Relationship?
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is the way you were raised affecting your romantic relationships? We have a theory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 29
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 29
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares Their Best Kissing Tips!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna know how to kiss like a champ? You’ve come to the right place. The Bert Show shares their best kissing tips! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
From The Vault: She Wants To Have Her First Kiss!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She’s never been kissed and wants to change that NOW! Can we help her snag her first smooch ever? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
From The Vault: Her Grandparents Want To Be Grandparents NOW!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's been married for a year and the PLAN is to have kids in the future, but her parents want to be grandparents NOW! So much so that they're willing...
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: He Bets On Basketball Players Based On Their Periods?!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He bets on basketball players based on their PERIODS? Does it work? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: We Need To Break The Tension In Studio!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Mikey is MAD at someone in studio...Producer Jackson made a bold claim and Mikey can't stop thinking about what he said...who's the real idiot h...
From The Vault: It’s Time For Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: It’s Time For Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Buc-cees Is A Psychological Trap And We Can Prove It!
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got bad news for someone in studio…Buc-cees is a psychological trap and we can prove it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 28
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 28
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 28
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Ariana Grande Teasing A New Album?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Ariana Grande Teasing A New Album? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Had A Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good try Kristin but let true swiftie Abby take this one…this is how she thinks Taylor Swift’s wedding will really look! Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Click Here To Play Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gen Z is up by 5 whole points! Can the elders take the game back? We doubt it! It's time for another round of #GenX vs #GenZ trivia! Hosted on Acast. ...
We Had A Non-Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good news for #TaylorSwift and #TravisKelce! They don't need to plan their own wedding because Kristin has already planned it. What has she got? Hoste...
Bert CRUSHED Messy Mikey’s Girlfriend’s DREAMS!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How did Bert crush Messy Mikey's girlfriend's DREAMS? By stealing her first ever #waymo! Here's what went down this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's edition of Ye Olde Gossip: In Athens, lust and betrayal were more dangerous than swords...one steamy affair sparked a chain of murders ...
This Mom Came On Air To Defend Her Son After We Called Him Out On Air!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Were we unfair to him on air after exposing his inappropriate message to his MOM? She thinks so! Which is why she's calling in to defend her douchey s...
Are People Being Over The Top Reacting To Taylor Swift Getting Engaged?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some of the reactions to Taylor and Travis getting engaged are SO over the top. We're gonna play some of them: can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See ac...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want To Help Tackle Addiction!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For today’s edition 100 Days of Good Goes ‘Round we want to talk addiction! Messy Mikey has volunteered at No Longer Bound and will be volunteerin...
She Has Beef With A Complete Stranger For What He DIDN’T Do!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Keity is ready to call a strange man out! Whatever happened to chivalry? And why did he watch her struggle to carry heavy things without offe...
She Had To Tell Her Best Friend That Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Marrying Her
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of Abby’s friends had to accept a brutal truth about her relationship…her boyfriend is NEVER going to marry her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Should You Have To Work On Your Birthday?
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should you have to work on your birthday? Let's debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Visiting The Country That Almost Destroyed Bert’s Marriage!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Where in the world are The Bert Show going over Labor Day vacation? Turns out Abby’s big greek adventure is triggering Bert…he breaks down his his...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, August 27
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, August 27
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, August 27
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Are Engaged!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Are Engaged! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why Did Bert’s Girlfriend Start SOBBING At Someone In Studio’s Party?
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She went from laughing to crying in 2.2 seconds, It was an emotional roller coaster and Kristin had a front row seat! What happened to Bert’s girlfr...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping Make Her Daughter’s Birthday Special With Some Sneakers!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For today's edition of 100 Days Good Goes 'Round we're helping listener Linda make her daughter's 13th birthday special with a new pair of sneakers! H...
Has There Been An Upset In Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia?
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's no way Kristin and Bert are gonna catch up in Ge X vs Gen Z trivia...or is there? Click here to play along. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
She Looked Up Her Parents’ Divorce Records To Get The Tea On Her Family!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Was it a big mistake? She requested the records of her parents’ messy divorce to get the tea on her family! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Here’s Why The Bert Show Is Comparing Men To BUGS!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why is The Bert Show comparing men to BUGS? Turns out the metaphor has legs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Crashed Out Over This Online Debate!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They usually get along so well! Why are Producers Rebecca and Mikey beefing? MEMES! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
We Shared His Awful Dating DM With His Mom So He Came On Air To Defend Himself!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She had us hunt down the moms of the guys who sent her creepy messages! Well, one of those dudes is back o air to defend himself! And it did not go we...
Have You Ever Cried Over A Celebrity?
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever cried over a celebrity? Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should He Be Offended That People Keep Comparing Him To A Certain Celebrity?
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should Producer Jackson be offended that he constantly is called out by strangers for looking like this celebrity? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Someone In Studio Is Having Trouble Calling His Girlfriend’s Kid HIS Son!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert is having trouble calling his girlfriend’s kid his son! Is he right to have hangups about it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Taylor Swift Is Engaged And We Have A Lot Of Big Feelings About It!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Swift is ENGAGED and we have a lot of big feelings about it! Someone in studio is excited…can you guess who? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 26
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
082625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 26
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 26
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Faces Felony Charges For Alleged Police Assault
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Faces Felony Charges For Alleged Police Assault Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Did We Catch A Preschooler Say Something CRAZY On Air Today?
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did we just hear baby Jimmy say what we think he said? Click here and let us know what you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Someone In Studio Thinks Their Sister Doesn’t Deserve A Wedding Gift!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does Producer Rebecca owe her younger sister a wedding gift now that she’s married? She doesn’t think so and wants you to weigh in! Hosted on Acas...
Second Date Update: Why Does She Suddenly Want NOTHING To Do With Him?
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They met on a dating app and went out after bonding over their love of food trucks and live music! What could have gone wrong? Turns out a LOT! ...
Are Self Driving Cars Actually Safe?
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are self driving cars actually safe and would you ride in one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why Are Young Men So Afraid To Talk To Women Today?
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are young men so afraid to talk to women today? Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Experienced Preschool Carpool For The First Time Ever Live On Air!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He’s living his dream! Weird dream, but we love it for him! Bert booked it out of studio so he could participate in his first ever preschool carpool...
Some Youths Tried To Steal Someone In Studio’s Compliment From A Stranger!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The youths tried to steal Kristin’s SPARKLE! A stranger gave her and her friends a compliment and some 20-somethings made it all about them! She sha...
He Forgot Something Big For The Proposal And Is Worried It’ll Ruin Everything!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you get photos taken during your proposal? Do you think it’s necessary? We debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
His Parents Want To Invite His Ex’s Parents To His Wedding?!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are Abby’s parents in the wrong for inviting her brother’s ex’s parents to his wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
She’s In The Doghouse Because She Bought Her Girlfriend The WRONG Purse!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She knows she’s going to be in the doghouse with her girlfriend...why? Because Producer Keity ordered the WRONG anniversary gift! Hosted on Acast. S...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Want You To Drop Your Drawers!
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In choosing today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round we need you to drop your drawers! Kiwanis Club of Marietta needs your help gathering underwear dona...
Does Someone In Studio Owe Our Producer An Apology After Saying This At A Dinner?
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does Cassie owe Producer Jackson an apology after calling him out at a business dinner? He thinks so and he’ll tell you why! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 25
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 25
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 25
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Harry Styles Dating A Surprising A-Lister?
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Harry Styles Dating A Surprising A-Lister? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can You Guess Which Generation Is Getting Smoked In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The elders are getting smoked in Gen X verse Gen Z trivia. But today, today they'll make their comeback…probably. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
We Learned How Someone In Studio Almost Broke Their Nose This Weekend!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She had a crazy weekend! How did Kristin almost break her nose?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Talk Body Positivity After A Listener’s Daughter Was Body Shamed!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For today’s 100 Days of Good Goes ‘Round Cassie wants to talk about body positivity after reading an email from listener and mom Rachel whose daug...
Bert Is So Proud Of A Former Bert Show Member After This Weekend!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert was the one honored this weekend, but he’s much more proud of a former Bert Show member who visited this weekend to give a speech before he rec...
Someone In Studio Is Going To Experience Preschool Carpool For The First Time EVER!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is what he WANTS! Bert has ASKED to participate in preschool carpool…will it be everything he ever dreamed? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Our Producer Got Caught With His Pants Down At A Podcast Convention!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson LITERALLY got caught with his pants down. He’ll explain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Texting Tutor Update: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was told VERY last minute that her best friend's boyfriend needed help over the weekend proposing, so she was scrambling to help the dude out! Did...
She Left A First Date With Brand New Trust Issues And Torn Clothes?!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She left a date this weekend with new trust issues...but it has nothing do with what the man did! Abby will explain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Is She An A-Hole For Calling Her Wedding Off After Her Father And Fiancé Went Behind Her Back?
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she the A-hole for cancelling her wedding after she discovered a secret deal was going on in the family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
We Try To Remember Everything From The Bert Show’s Drunken Night Out At The Gay Bars!
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big congrats to Bert who was honored at the Friends of Georgia Radio Hall of Fame! Was it the craziest thing that happened to him last night? Absolute...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 22
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 22
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 22
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
The Bert Show Gets Real About What Giving Birth Really Feels Like!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should she emotionally traumatize her cousin with birth worst case scenarios before she's due? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Was Arrested For Battery Against A Police Officer During Alleged Overdose
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Lil Nas X Was Arrested For Battery Against A Police Officer During Alleged Overdose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
We Read A Letter A Parent Of A Child With Cystic Fibrosis Wrote To The President
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At the GAMOA auction Kristin crossed paths with a parent of a child with a chronic illness who sent her this letter. She reads it here. Hosted on Acas...
Is Taylor Swift Making Her Image Sexier Because Of Her Relationship With Travis Kelce?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Taylor Swift changing her image based on the way Travis Kelce makes her feel? We think so! Click here for our theory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Can You Make The Bert Show Laugh For $100?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you make The Bert Show laugh for $100? It’s harder than you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Wants To Experience The Complicated World Of Preschool Carpooling!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pre-school carpooling…it’s a dark and complicated world full of politics. Bert wants to experience the political world of transporting toddlers! H...
We Wrote A Country Song To The Tune Of Cassie’s Cursed Life!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you've listened for any amount of time at all, you know that Cassie has gone through it for YEARS...which is why her life story fits perfectly in a...
Texting Tutor Update: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needed our help breaking the news to her bestie that her man is NOT proposing to her this weekend! Did she get the message? It's time for a #Texti...
Do You Know The Answer To This Surprising Trivia Question For Cash?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to lose Bert’s money! Do you know the answer to this surprising trivia question for cash? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
How Would You Respond To This Unhinged Dating App Message?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How would you respond to this unhinged dating app message? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Gay Bar Should The Bert Show Hit Up This Weekend?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert has a BIG night planned for Saturday but before he steps out on the town he has some questions...for the GAYS! Which gay bar in #Atlanta should h...
The Bert Show Just Got A Gift From A Radio LEGEND!
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show just received a gift in studio from a radio LEGEND! Turns out it’s not our first run-in with them, we spill the tea here! Hosted on Ac...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Had An Emotional Conversation On The Reality Of Bullying
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Suicide, Death of a child, BullyingFor 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round we had the most direct and emotional conversation you may ever hear about bull...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 21
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 21
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 21
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Can The Ladies Of The Bert Show Tell The Difference Between Bare Minimum And Prince Treatment?
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yesterday the boyfriends of The Bert Show learned the difference between 'bare minimum' and 'princess treatment'...now it's time for the girlfriends t...
She Sold 10 Minutes Of Time On Air To A Total Stranger For How Much Money?!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One thing about to know about Kristin? She’s a SHARK! Which is how she found herself selling 10 minutes of on air time on The Bert Show to a total s...
Texting Tutor: Should She Let Her Bestie Know Her Boyfriend Is NEVER Going To Propose?
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She wants to break the news to her friend that her boyfriend is NEVER gonna propose, even though she thinks it's going down this weekend...it's time f...
A Ghost Shared Their Favorite Food With Our Producer During A Paranormal Investigation!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A ghost shared their favorite food with Producer Amber during an investigation! Can you guess what they said? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...