The Bert Show
Episodes
How Big Is The Generational Gap On The Bert Show? It’s Gen Z vs Gen X!
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a generational gap going down on The Bert Show that they're about to EXPOSE! It's time for Gen X vs Gen Z trivia! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
These Parents FORCED Them Go To The Colleges They Attended!
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
These parents forced them to go to the colleges they attended! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is His Son Getting SPOILED With His First Apartment?
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How bad was your first apartment in college? Is Bert’s son getting SPOILED with his new digs? We think so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
How Do You Tell Someone They SHOULDN’T Start Their Own Podcast?
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How do you tell someone they shouldn't start their podcast? Bert is in a PICKLE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She’s Jealous Of Her Mom’s Relationship With Her GIRLFRIEND!
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her mom's relationship with her girlfriend is growing stronger and stronger! Producer Keity shares why that's got her feeling JEALOUS! Hosted on Acast...
Someone In Studio’s Bad Luck Had Them Striking Out!
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The bad luck continues for Cassie! Kristin shares why Cassie’s newest bout of bad luck had her striking out this weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 8
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After celebrating her Grandfather's birthday, Abby is not super pumped to get older! Especially after he said THIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
From The Vault: Do You Believe This Crazy Conspiracy Theory About This A-Lister?
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He might have backpedaled on his #HelenKeller conspiracy theory, but Producer Jackson is BACK to talk even more crazy conspiracy theories we need to d...
From The Vault: He Scheduled A Boy’s Night On Her Birthday!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He scheduled a boy’s night on her birthday! Is this a dumpable offense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: PT 2: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, the Calm app has celebrities reading sleep stories…but do they have the men of The Bert Show reading Fairy Porn in a soothing voice? NO! Feeli...
From The Vault: Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She wanted our help texting her husband to incite a fight so that she'd get their bed all to herself! We did our part...how did it go? Hosted on Acast...
From The Vault: We Found Out Just How Out Of Shape Everyone In Studio Is Live On Air!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How many pushups can YOU do? Did you know there’s a specific number you *should* be able to do depending on your age? We discovered how out of shape...
From The Vault: Is She In Love Or Being Love Bombed?
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she in love or being love BOMBED? Can you help us decide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Did Someone In Studio Win A Trip To The Bahamas Or Get SCAMMED?!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is...especially when it comes to a free trip to the BAHAMAS! Is this real or is Messy Mikey get...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 7
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 7
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 7
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Should She Say Something After Her Coworker’s Comments Made Her Uncomfortable?
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Should She Say Something After Her Coworker’s Comments Made Her Uncomfortable? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should his wife sacrifice her career for the sake of the family? We share our advice for this complicated issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: She Got Some Advice From A Therapist That She Wasn’t Expecting!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She asked her therapist for some advice...and she got it! Turns out it's exactly what she needed to hear, and Abby wants to share it with you. Hosted ...
From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: The Entire Family Is Ghosting Her Nephew On His Wedding Day!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The entire family is skipping her nephew's wedding without telling him! Why? Because they HATE his fiancée! Are they right or are they wrong? Hosted ...
From The Vault: Are The Heroes In These Classic Movies Actually VILLAINS?!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You watched the movie. You thought you knew who the hero was. But you were WRONG! Let's talk about it: who was the REAL villain in these classic movie...
From The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He proposed to her best friend…now what?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got...
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence?
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 1: Full Show, August 6, 2025
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART ONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 2: Full Show, August 6, 2025
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 3: Full Show, August 6, 2025
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is This Fact About Dating A Hot Person True?!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Bert And His Girlfriend's Honeymoon Phase O-V-E-R?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Do You Do When Your Husband Keeps Raining On Your Parade?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - 0800 - KRISTIN - I need Bart to embrace my shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EBuzz: Do We Need A Heads Up Before Celebs Post These Graphic Pics?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FINALLY A Place To Watch Women's Sports
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert's Moving His Youngest Son Out Of The House!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080625 - 0720 - BERT - Moving Hollis into college Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Celeb Says Her Kids Will Share A Cell Phone That Will Live In The Kitchen...Is She Onto Something?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Former hockey coach and mom of 4 Kylie Kelce says when it comes to cell phones… unsubscribe. She’s a mom of 4 kids, aged 4 months to 4 years ...
The Results Of The Diss Track Challenge: Who's Getting Fart Sprayed?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. You voted. Who won the diss track challenge? The LOSERS are gonna end up in an inflatable costume where we spray FART SPRAY int...
PARENTS, REJOICE: Kids are Back In School! + Help Us Clear This Wishlist!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy your kid is back in school? HELL YEAH YOU ARE. REJOICE! Call and leave us a message: 404-954-1360And can you help us clear this teacher's wish l...
Is There A *Right* Way To Send A Girl A Drink? Cause This Ain't It
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Do You MEAN Kindergarteners Have A Dress Code?!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Little weird for a 5 year old to have a DRESS CODE, right? Why can't they show their shoulders?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Are Health Apps The New Horoscope?
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
His health apps are telling him he should be unstoppable...but is this basically the new hororscope? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 5
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 5
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 5
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
The Bert Show Wants You To Get In On Our Most Morbid Idea EVER!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have a dead parent? Wanna add them to our dead parent in heaven selfie? Email us at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is There Trouble In Paradise For This Young A-List Couple?
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080525 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Jackson & Mikey’s!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Jackson & Mikey’s are up tod...
Is Buc-cees A Psychological TRAP?!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LOVE Buc-cees? Then you may have stockholm syndrome and we can prove it...here's why #buccees is a psychological TRAP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
She Tried To Get Someone In Studio To Cry And Failed HARD!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They're in a competition to make each other CRY! Bert tried it yesterday with his poem about sending your kid off to school so today Kristin is hittin...
Is Adam Sandler The Biggest Movie Star In The US? Bert Show Fam Did The Math!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Bert the sandman's biggest stan? We crunched the numbers with help from listeners and have the Adam Sandler stats! Have you watched more of his mov...
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Keity & Amber’s!
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Keity & Amber’s are up today...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping A Listener At The Salon After A Sudden Loss
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're helping a listener hit the salon in style with all the works! Hair color, blowout, styling and cut! She's asking for our help for a special reas...
Do These Marriage Tips For Newlyweds In 1913 Still Ring True?
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How do you feel about these marriage tips from 1913? What do you think: do they still ring true today? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
How Did Her Son’s First Day Of Pre-K Go?
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How did Kristin’s son’s first day of Pre-K go? She tells us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, August 4
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
080425 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, August 4
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, August 4
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Abby & Rebecca’s!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Abby & producer Rebecca are up...
Here’s How ChatGPT Is Helping Someone In Studio Survive Her Hometown!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here's how #ChatGPT therapy is helping Abby survive the worst city in America! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 2: He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was gonna have to tell her dad, “Hey, I just wanna let you know. Everybody in the family can see that you are following OnlyFans models.” How ...
We Read Messages We Received From OUTRAGED Teachers!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we want to read the DMs we've received from multiple teachers who are MAD after that ridiculous DM we got about a disgruntled principal! Here's ...
Kristin Shares How She Feels Sending Her Son To Pre-K For The First Time!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristin shares how she feels sending her son to pre-k for the first time! How were you the day you took your child to school? Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — American Eagle Responds To The Sydney Sweeney Ad Controversy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
He Had A Chaotic Experience At A Sports Event He Dropped Bank For!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert had a CHAOTIC experience at a sports event he dropped bank for and he was one of the lucky ones! Here’s what went down!+ The device of the summ...
Can You Help This Teacher Working Three Jobs To Make Ends Meet Clear Her List?
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shanna Wellman is a 2nd grade teacher at the International Charter School of Atlanta and a single mom working three jobs to make ends meet. Can you he...
Is Someone In Studio Trying To Emotionally Terrorize Every Parent Sending Their Kid To School Today?!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Bert is engaging in a little bit of emotional terrorism…as a treat! Kristin’s son is going to pre-K, so he’s going to do a dramatic readin...
We Want You To Celebrate Your Kids Going Back To School With Us!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are going BACK to school. Are you secretly celebrating? DON'T! Call us and leave an anonymous voicemail about how you're really feeling at 40...
Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are going BACK to school. Are you secretly celebrating? DON'T! Call us and leave an anonymous voicemail about how you're really feeling at 40...
Why Did She Get Banned From TikTok?
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why did Producer Amber get banned on TikTok? Can you guess which of these social media scenarios is real and which she made up? Hosted on Acast. See a...
Someone In Studio Missed Their Chance To Meet Their New Celebrity Crush!
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All she wanted to do was get the chance to smell him in person…Abby missed her chance to meet her new celebrity crush! She’ll tell you who and WHY...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 1
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 1
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 1
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
The Bert Show Youth Group Share The Stuff That’s Too Spicy To Go In Their Diss Tracks!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He's feeling really nervous about these Youth Group diss tracks! Will they change the chemistry forever? Here are the lines the youth group are NOT al...
He Caught His Grandpa Following An OnlyFans Model On TikTok!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grandpa doesn't know it, but his grandson knows that grandpa is following a LOT of OnlyFans models on the sky! Should mom let her dad know that his Ti...
We’re Crushing Our Producer’s Dreams For Good Reason!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He had an epiphany! Messy Mikey knows exactly what he wants to do when he finally grows up: own a bar! We'll tell him why that's a BAD idea! Hosted on...
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know Dr. Seuss’s Secret Drunk History?
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna know what launched Dr. Seuss's career? A bottle of LIQUOR! Abby will tell you exactly how a bottle of gin started the career of one of the most ...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Hulk Hogan’s Cause Of Death Revealed Something Surprising!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Hulk Hogan’s Cause Of Death Revealed Something Surprising! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Wants To Share A PSA From A Mom With A Child Who Has Special Needs
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Kristin want to share a PSA she received from a mom of a child who has special needs. It’s important to remember that you don’t always have ...
She Convinced Her Little Sister That They Had A Secret Family Who Ran Away!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WHAT Funny thing did you have your kids believing all through growing up? We're back with more of the wildest stuff parents have told their kids! Host...
Our Attorney On Call Saved Her Most Savage Revenge Ideas For Last!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Want some real revenge? Listen to our real lawyer! She's got a bunch of recommendations that'll stick it to the person who wronged you without getting...
We’re SHOCKED At This DM The Show Got About An Angry Principal!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re shocked at this DM the show received about an unhappy principal! How does it make you feel?She’s a teacher who loves her students so much, s...
Do Dudes Yearn For Guy Getaways As Much As Women Do For Girl’s Trips?
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do men and women need to connect with each other in the same type way? Kristin is in desperate need of a girl's trip! Does Bert feel the same? Let's t...
The Bert Show Answers The Listener Questions They Skipped At The Bert Show Live Show!
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show spilled a LOT at the live show, but some stories had to be skipped! We share some true confessions to questions from audience members we...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 31
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 31
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
073125 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 31
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Couple’s Court: Did We Just Find A Crack In Our Producer’s New Relationship?
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for a CLASSIC Couple's Court Clash! Producer Rebecca shared her location with her boyfriend but he refuses to do the same! Whose side are yo...
She Wants Us To Run A Background Check On The Hottie That Moved Next Door!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She travels for work and a stunning woman just moved in next door! Suddenly her husband is wearing cologne to take out the trash! Which is why sh...
Are People Being Scammed During The Most Sensitive Time Of Their Lives?!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are people being scammed during the most sensitive time of their lives…after a loved one passes? Let’s talk about the cost of URNS! Hosted on Acas...
The Bert Show Breaks Down Past Roasts That Almost Broke The Show!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Berts Show Youth Group came in with a really BAD idea. Bert obviously love bad ideas, but he has a 'good' idea to make sure no one's feelings get ...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Vogue And Guess Are Under Fire For This Ad Featuring An AI Model!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Vogue And Guess Are Under Fire For This Ad Featuring An AI Model! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
He Read DMs He Got After Coming Clean About How He REALLY Feels About This Celebrity!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He made a big confession on air! Here’s how @BertShowBert really feels about this celebrity…Bert Show Fam had a lot to say after he came clean!+ H...
Our Attorney On Call Shares The Cruelest (Legal) Ways To Get Revenge!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's a real lawyer that will give you ways to get revenge that (PROBABLY) won't get you arrested! Here's what Attorney Ish recommends today! Hosted o...
100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: She Needs Help With A Dog Behaviorist!
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This single mom of 2 has a dog who needs puppy therapy BAD! She reached out to us to see if we could help her calm their goldendoodle Maui down! Lucki...