The Bert Show
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Messy Mikey Might Have His Next Career Move Locked Down!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You love Messy Mikey, but wait til' you see him in the AIR! DJ Mami Chula got him up in the aerial silks and it went about as well as you can imagine!...
She Took Her Kids To A Music Festival And Is Shocked At How It Went!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was one of THOSE people at the music festival. Cassie didn't have high hopes, but she was definitely surprised at how #ShakyKnees went with her ki...
Bert Challenged Someone In Studio To Something Impossible!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her attention span is at ZERO right now...so, will Abby be able to complete the challenge that Bert is giving her? She shares here! Hosted on Acast. S...
Is This The End Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia?
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the end of Gen X vs Gen Z trivia? Who were you rooting for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Show Fam Bragged On Their Child Free Lives!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Go ahead! Brag about being child free and all the awesome s**t you've got going down this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Here’s Why Bert Is Wearing An Engagement Ring!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know the true history of engagement rings? Click here to listen to our breakdown before you buy the big rock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Will The Bert Show Be Wearing Diapers On A Billboard? We Share A Shock Update!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
75,000 diapers is our goal. Yesterday, we were just over 13,000. Did you guys donate 62,000 diapers yesterday? We give an update for our Helping Mamas...
He’s Going On A Weekend Away With His Girlfriend’s Family Without HER!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson's going on a big trip with his girlfriend’s family this weekend...without his girlfriend. He's really nervous! Do you have any advi...
Here’s What She Would Tell Her Younger Self Now That She’s Turning 40!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She’s turning 40 this weekend and looking back at her life! Here’s everything Cassie would tell her younger self if she could. Hosted on Acast. Se...
Producer Rebecca Gives Us A Lesson On Gender With The Dumbest Game The Bert Show Has Ever Played!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s talk GENDER! Producer Rebecca is fighting back after getting in trouble for calling a man “GIRL!” Here’s why she’s not apologizing! Ho...
Someone In Studio Needs Your Help Because They’re About To Change Their Appearance!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs your help! She’s about to make a major change to her appearance and doesn’t know which way to go. Which GLASSES should Cassie choose? Ho...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
092525 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can You Guess Which Bert Show Member Tweeted What?!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you guess which Bert Show member tweeted WHAT? Maybe some of these tweets shoulda been scrubbed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Rihanna Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Rihanna Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our Producer Is Following His Death-Defying Dream!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson is actually a step closer to his death-defying dream of becoming a storm chaser! Should we talk him out of it? Hosted on Acast. See a...
He’s Stressing About Inviting TOO Many People To His Wedding!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You WANTD a small, intimate wedding but you had to keep adding people to your guest list! How many people did you start with and how many people actua...
She Shares The One Surprising Thing In Her Closet She Can’t Throw Away!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's the one thing in your closet you know you need to trash but just can't throw away? Kristin shares here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Here’s How The City Of Atlanta Is Really Reacting To Bert’s Retirement!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How does #Atlanta REALLY feel about Bert retiring? Producer Amber took to the streets to find out and the reactions were...something! Hosted on Acast....
Second Date Update: She Needs Our Help Clearing A Smelly Misunderstanding!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is a new one for us…she KNOWS why she’s not getting a second date but she still needs our help! Can we help her clear up this smelly misunder...
Someone In Studio Tried A Cutting Edge Therapy Technique That Totally Changed Their Life!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever heard of Regression therapy? Bert tried it and it changed him. Did he visit a past life? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
How Should She Tell Her Husband She’s In Contact With His Estranged Family?
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How does she tell her husband she’s in contact with his estranged family? She needs advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Someone In Studio Reminisces About Their First Psycho Stakeout!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk Canon Events for women! Do you remember your first stakeout? Kristin shares here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
He Had To Have A Difficult Conversation With His Son About His College Career!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He had to have a difficult conversation with his son about his college career plans! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Bert Shares What He Plans To Do Once The Bert Show Officially Ends!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert shares what he plans to do once The Bert Show officially ends…he’s going to follow his dreams by following THIS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 24 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
092425 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Television With A Tearful Opening Monologue
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Television With A Tearful Opening Monologue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Did This Local News Station Shade Bert In His Retirement Send-Off?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did this local news station shade Bert in his retirement send-off? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Shares Who They Regret Sleeping With!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for #MorallyGrey Tuesday! We wanna hear from you. Spill the tea on that hookup you had that you definitely should have cut off! Hosted...
Is Her Mom’s Idea For Her Next Career Move Really That Bad?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her mom has a big idea for Abby’s next career move! She wants her to do... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Have A Million Dollar Idea On How To Survive The Next Shaky Knees Music Festival!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lost at a music festival? Messy Mikey has a million dollar idea after braving #ShakyKnees this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
The Bert Show Youth Group Is Calling Someone Out For Bailing On A Birthday!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to call out the flakiest member of The Bert Show Youth Group...AGAIN. Producer Jackson wants to know why they bailed on not one but TWO big ...
We Share The Most Meaningful Messages We Received Following Bert’s Retirement Announcement
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#BertShowFam we hear you! We read the most meaningful comments from Bert Show listeners reacting and reminiscing to Bert’s retirement announcement. ...
She Tried On HOW Many Wedding Dresses Before She Said Yes?!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're opening The Bert Show Book Of Records! What's the most wedding dresses anyone has ever tried on before they found 'THE ONE'? Hosted on Acast. Se...
We Can’t Believe WHO Reacted To Bert’s Retirement Announcement!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Several news stations reported on Bert’s big announcement that he’s retiring this fall…but we never expected to hear from THIS surprising place!...
Someone In Studio Sets The Record Straight On This Question She Keeps Getting About Her Girlfriend!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
People keep asking Producer Keity this one question about her relationship and she's SICK of it! So, she's setting it straight today! Hosted on Acast....
The Bert Show Shares What They Did Yesterday After Breaking The Big News!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What did you do yesterday? The Bert Show had to decompress after dropping some MAJOR news. They talk about it here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 23
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 23
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Family Meeting: Bert Is Retiring
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After 25 years, the Era of The Bert Show is coming to an end. Bert makes the announcement - he's retiring this year, and the show is ending October 24...
Producer Rebecca Wants You To Give Her A Job!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do YOU want to hire a social media producer, content creator, muppet connoisseur extraordinaire? Email Producer Rebecca at [email protected]!&...
What Will The Bert Show Do Once The Show Ends?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What will The Bert Show do now that the show is ending? We discuss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Getting Engaged And Needs Advice!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all party planners! Producer Jackson is getting engaged but needs YOUR help! Click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Is Returning To ABC!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Is Returning To ABC! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She Bought A Ring Camera To Creep On Her Hot Neighbor!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby weird? She bought a ring camera and keeps checking the footage...not for safety, but to creep on her hot neighbor! Hosted on Acast. See ...
Is She Being Personally Targeted By Her Local Grocery Store?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby grocery store targeting her? She thinks so after they made this one change to the aisles that felt personal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Why Do Psychics Keep Ghosting Someone In Studio?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do psychics keep ghosting someone in studio? Will Cassie EVER be able to kick her bad luck streak? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ye Olde Gossip: We Share The Sordid Affair Between Frida Kahlo And Her Lover!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of #NationalHispanicHeritageMonth, Abby is sharing some gossip straight out of the Mexico City art scene! Do you know about the sordid affair...
A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Made A Big Move On Kristin!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid made a BIG move on Kristin! She shares how Liam planted one on her! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
The Bert Show Shares WAY Too Much Information At 6 In The Morning!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good morning! Are you ready for The Bert Show to share way too much information with you at an ungodly hour? Click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 22 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
What Is Taking A Weight-Loss Drug Really Like?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is taking a GLP-1 REALLY like? Cassie just started and it’s already been interesting...she shares the first part of her journey here! Hosted on...
The Bert Show Wants To Switch Parts For A Day!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show wants to switch parts for a day! Would you if you could? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Cancelling A Milestone Birthday!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She cancelled a major birthday and she doesn't regret it. Cassie will tell you why she's not celebrating her 40th this year. Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds OVER?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds OVER?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should He Forgive His Friend For Sleeping With His MOTHER?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
His best friend slept with his MOM and he's not sure if he can forgive or forget...what would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Do You Know The Answer To This Enlightening Trivia Question?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for another round of Lose Bert’s Money! Do you know the answer to this enlightening trivia question? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Someone In Studio Needs Our Advice On How To Help A Neighbor In Need!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs our advice on how to help a neighbor in need without making it look like she’s helping! Do you have any advice for Kristin? Hosted on Acas...
Stepping Into Psycho: Is Her Mother-In-Law Secretly In Contact With Her Husband’s Ex?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's convinced that her mother-in-law is maintaining a secret relationship with her husband's ex, and she thinks she's figured out the perfect way to...
We Want Your Baby To Be On The Bert Show Billboard!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This kid got bullied for his shoes, and now his story is inspiring people all over the world!+ We want YOUR baby to help US collect 75,000 diapers for...
We’re Shocked At What A-List Celebrities Are Actually D-Bags?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are the best and worst celebrities to work for? We've got the tea from people who really rubbed shoulders with A-listers! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
She Accidentally Introduced Her Sister-In-Law To The Man Of Her Dreams While Dress Shopping!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Abby accidentally introduce her sister-in-law to the man of her dreams while wedding dress shopping? She thinks so! Is the wedding still on?! ...
The Avalon Noon To Night Fashion Show Raised HOW Much For Bert’s Big Adventure?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a magical night! Can you believe how much was raised at The Avalon Noon To Night Fashion Show? Because we sure can’t! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
From The Vault: You’re Not A Bad Mom And We Have Scientific PROOF!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You don't have a bad kid. You're not a bad mom, and you AREN'T going crazy, Kristin has the proof after feeling like the worst mom ever recently. Host...
From The Vault: Second Date Update: Why Does She Suddenly Want NOTHING To Do With Him?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They met on a dating app and went out after bonding over their love of food trucks and live music! What could have gone wrong? Turns out a LOT! ...
From The Vault: Why Are Young Men So Afraid To Talk To Women Today?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are young men so afraid to talk to women today? Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's edition of Ye Olde Gossip: In Athens, lust and betrayal were more dangerous than swords...one steamy affair sparked a chain of murders ...
From The Vault: We've Got Questions About Skinwalkers!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: We've Got Questions About Skinwalkers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EBUZZ: Trending Now - Ben And Jerry’s Is Splitting Up For A Surprising Reason!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EBUZZ: Trending Now - Ben And Jerry’s Is Splitting Up For A Surprising Reason! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should They Elope And Celebrate YEARS Later?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should They Elope And Celebrate YEARS Later? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Doing Adult Things Over Virtual Reality CHEATING?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is doing adult things over virtual reality considered CHEATING? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Generational Divide Is Widening On This Edition Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gen X is smarter than Gen Z, right? Sure, Kristin and Bert haven't been able to prove that yet. But they're trying again today with another round of G...
Morally Grey Thursday: She Got Pregnant And Married Without Her Parents Knowing!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for #MorallyGrey Thursday! Today we're hearing from kids who want to confess to the craziest things their parents don't know for cash! Hoste...
Should He Be Offended That His Son Sent Him This In A Text?!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s talk the grammar debate dividing generations! How do you text…and how old are YOU? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Why Is Someone In Studio SCREAMING?!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It helped Kristin, maybe it'll help YOU! Have you ever tried scream therapy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can She GROUND Her Husband For Failing To Help Around The House?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you ground a grown man? She wants to put her husband on spousal arrest for failing to help around the house! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
PT 3: She Wants To Quit Her Job Over An Affair In The Office!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She walked into her boss's office and told him to PAY UP! She wanted to quit over his affair...did he take her proposition? Hosted on Acast. See acast...
This Teacher Knows That One Of Her Student’s Parents Is A STRIPPER!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hear from kids and parents all the time confessing to shenanigans! Now it's time to hear from the professionals...TEACHERS! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Should She And Her Girlfriend Get ANOTHER Dog?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show is being torn apart by PETS! Can you help us settle these animal scenarios our producers are finding themselves in? Hosted on Acast. See...
Someone In Studio Is Starting Weight Loss Drugs Today!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone in studio is starting weight loss drugs today and is really excited about it! Cassie shares here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Her Best Friend Is Threatening To Send An Embarrassing Photo To Her Boyfriend!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's being blackmailed by her BEST friend. If she doesn't hand over something precious Producer Rebecca’s bestie is going to send her boyfriend WHA...
His Fiancée Wants Him To Wear WHAT To The Wedding?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert’s fiancée wants him to wear WHAT to the wedding? Do you think this is a joke?+ First, she offered to pay for her daughter's wedding, and now s...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Legendary Actor Robert Redford Has Passed Away At 89
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Legendary Actor Robert Redford Has Passed Away At 89 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Her Husband Has No Idea That She Had An Affair With A Hot Cop!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Morally Grey Wednesday! What did you do that your spouse has NO idea about? This Bert Show listener hooked up with a hot cop! Hosted on ...