The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 9

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Closure Call: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?

09 Sep 2025

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Closure Call: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Wants To Do Something Very Unorthodox For His Upcoming Wedding!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Congrats! Bert is engaged. He and his fiancée Amanda are doing things a little differently...how do you feel about this untraditional choice he's mak...

Does ANYONE Have Worse Taste In Movies Than Our Producer?

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does ANYONE have worse taste in movies than Producer Jackson? You might think your faves are bad…but we bet it’s not THIS bad! Click here to liste...

She Needs To Uninvite Her Boss From Her Wedding!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She needs our help uninviting her boss to her intimate wedding! Why? Because she doesn't think she actually LIKES her! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Woman Seen On Coldplay’s Kiss Cam Has Filed For Divorce!

09 Sep 2025

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Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Woman Seen On Coldplay’s Kiss Cam Has Filed For Divorce! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Wants To Share How She Learned How To Tune Out The Noise!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Do you also struggle with tuning out the noise of everyday life? @KrisKling figured out how to turn the volume down and she wants to share her s...

We Can’t Believe Who Came Out On Top In This Round Of Gen X Vs Gen Z!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back which means Gen Z vs Gen X trivia is back! Which generation are you rooting for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Did She Find Her Soulmate Overseas…AGAIN?

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She didn't learn her lesson the first time! Has Abby found the love of her life in Greece? ANOTHER British man?! She spills! Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Should Non-Smokers Get More Time Off At Work?

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Should non-smokers get extra time off at work compared to their smoking coworkers? We debate this tricky topic! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Honoring A Pilot Who Passed Away On September 11th!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For our 100th day of 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round we’re honoring a hero who lost his life on Flight 93 on September 11th. We’re raising awarenes...

Did She Set Her Girl’s Trip Up To Get SCAMMED In Greece?

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Abby set up her Girl's Trip Girls to get SCAMMED in Greece? She was suspicious and told nobody! How did her "beach club" day go? Hosted on Acast. ...

Someone In Studio Is Considering Starting Weight Loss Drugs!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio is considering starting weight loss drugs. Do you have any experience with Ozempic you’d like to share with Cassie? Hosted on Acas...

She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Friend To STOP This Insane Diet!

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of Producer Keity’s friends is about to start another INSANE diet and she needs advice on how to confront her about it! What should she say? Hos...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 8

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 8

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 8

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-surveyVisit ht...

Bert Shares Some Major News After His Vacation!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They got ARRESTED in Scotland? Turns out that’s not the only major thing that happened to Bert and Amanda over vacation! Hosted on Acast. See acast....

We’re Shocked At How Passionate One Of Us Got About This Husband Ruining Family Pictures!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re shocked at how passionate someone in studio got about family beach pics! How do you feel? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

He Wants To Give Credit To Someone In Studio For A Surprising Reason!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He wants to give credit to someone in studio for a surprising reason! + Did you know Mamma Mia was a documentary? Abby shares the love triangle t...

Whose Side Are You On In This Homerun Karen Fight?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whose side are you on in this homerun Karen fight? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — How Did The Swifties Respond After Travis Kelce Got SLAPPED?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — How Did The Swifties Respond After Travis Kelce Got SLAPPED? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her Husband Tricked Her Into Watching An Adult Film?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How did her husband TRICK her into watching porn? Kristin will explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s The Dumbest Thing You Fell For Online?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's the dumbest thing you fell for online? We're talking worse than bunnies on a trampoline and Eminem beefing with Ice Spice! Hosted on Acast. See...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping This 103 Year Old Veteran Live His Dream!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're helping "Captain" Claude Levinge, a 103 year old veteran and resident at Phoenix Senior Living in Canton, GA fulfill his dreams of seeing ...

Is Our Producer’s Bucket List Dream WAY Too Dangerous?

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is this bucket list dream of Producer Jackson's something too crazy for him to pursue? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Can’t Believe A Stranger On A Dating App Said THIS To Her!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Am I getting punked?” Here's a real question Abby was asking herself after a man on hinge said THIS to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Someone In Studio Had A CHAOTIC Vacation In A Foreign Destination!

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Bert Show is BACK from Labor Day vacation! Bert explored Scotland, Kristin relaxed on the beach, Cassie got sick and Abby got chaotic in GREECE! T...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 5

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 5

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 5

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: The Bert Show Breaks Down Toxic Parenting Phrases!

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever caught yourself saying any of these toxic parenting phrases? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Is This ChatGPT Trick For Your Kids Cute Or Creepy?

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Is This ChatGPT Trick For Your Kids Cute Or Creepy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We Got Tricked By AI For The First Time!

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone remembers the first time…the ladies of The Bert Show were DUPED by AI for the first time ever and have a lot of big feelings about these fa...

From The Vault: Stepping Into Psycho!

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The bridesmaids are going rogue and refusing to follow the bride’s orders! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

From The Vault: Has Therapy Changed His Idea Of Happiness?

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has therapy changed Bert’s idea of what happiness truly is? He thinks so and wants to talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

From The Vault: Did We Discover The Best Relationship Advice Ever?

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did The Bert Show just stumble upon the best relationship advice ever? Maybe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She Wants To Celebrate Her Weight Loss Win!

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio wants to celebrate their weight loss win! Producer Amber can finally fit into her goal shorts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Won’t Share His Location With Her!

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca is pissed because her boyfriend won’t share his location with her! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 4

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 4

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 4

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Who Should Pay For The Birth Of A Child? Mom, Dad, Or Both?

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who do you think should pay for the birth of a child? The mother, father, or both? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We Read A Letter From A Parent Of A Child With Special Needs

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We read a letter from a parent of a child with special needs directed to the President. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Did She Land A Date With Her Friend's Ex?

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Did She Land A Date With Her Friend's Ex? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio is struggling with their patience! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Our Producer Visited The Craziest Store Ever!

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you heard of Brandy Melville? Messy Mikey visited the controversial store and didn’t like what he saw! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 3

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 3

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 3

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: He Almost Risked His Life To Get Home!

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: He Almost Risked His Life To Get Home! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: What’s The Proper Etiquette When A Stranger Buys You A Drink?

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: What’s The Proper Etiquette When A Stranger Buys You A Drink? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Do You Subscribe To This Theory About Kids And Cell Phones?

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Do You Subscribe To This Theory About Kids And Cell Phones? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Got Caught Online Looking For A Dominatrix!

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She caught her boyfriend online looking for a dommy mommy! What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She's Taking Revenge To The Next Level!

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: She's Taking Revenge To The Next Level! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: What Type Of Friend Is The Bert Show?

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what friend archetype you fall under? The Bert Show is about to find out how good of friends they really are! Hosted on Acast. See acas...

From The Vault: How Do You Decide If You Should See Someone Again?

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How should you decide if you want to see someone again? The Bert Show studio is split! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She Caught Him Cheating Using Their Smart Scale!

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She caught him cheating after finding a rogue log on their smart scale! Is this the craziest way someone has ever been caught cheating? Hosted on Acas...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 2

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 2

02 Sep 2025

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 2

02 Sep 2025

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip!

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Can You Tell The Gender Of A Baby By It’s Parents?

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Can You Tell The Gender Of A Baby By It’s Parents? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Can We Talk Messy Mikey Out Of Following His Dreams?

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He wants to own a bar with a lot of gimmicks and we think it’s a terrible idea! Can we talk Messy Mikey out of his dream job? Hosted on Acast. See a...

From The Vault: We Break Down How We Really Feel About Plastic Surgery!

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How do you really feel about plastic surgery? Someone in studio has an ethical question about getting work done! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

From The Vault: It’s The End Of A Tech Era!

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: It’s The End Of A Tech Era! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We’re Trying To Trigger Tommy!

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re trying to trigger show director Tommy on purpose! Let’s be honest, it’s not really that hard! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

From The Vault: Our Producer Shares Her Adoption Story!

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Not a lot of people know that Producer Amber was adopted! She shares her adoption story here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

From The Vault: Did We Just Learn Something New About Dinosaurs?

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did dinosaurs have feathers? Let’s talk about this controversial debate that’s tearing The Bert Show studio apart! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 1

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 1

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 1

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Let’s Play Pop Culture Jeopardy!

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the only Jeopardy anyone on The Bert Show could truly play! It’s time for Pop Culture Jeopardy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

From The Vault: Does Your S.O.’s Mood Affect Yours?

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Does Your S.O.’s Mood Affect Yours? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Here’s How To Legally Get Revenge Against Your Enemies!

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Here’s How To Legally Get Revenge Against Your Enemies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Patience!

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio is struggling with their patience! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Ditch Or Date!

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Ditch Or Date! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Here Are The Pettiest Ways Women Hit Back At The Patriarchy

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We live in a society! Here are the pettiest (but super satisfying) ways that women have hit back at the patriarchy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

From The Vault: Is Your Childhood Ruining Your Relationship?

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is the way you were raised affecting your romantic relationships? We have a theory! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 29

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 29

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares Their Best Kissing Tips!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wanna know how to kiss like a champ? You’ve come to the right place. The Bert Show shares their best kissing tips! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

From The Vault: She Wants To Have Her First Kiss!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She’s never been kissed and wants to change that NOW! Can we help her snag her first smooch ever? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

From The Vault: Her Grandparents Want To Be Grandparents NOW!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's been married for a year and the PLAN is to have kids in the future, but her parents want to be grandparents NOW! So much so that they're willing...

From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 From The Vault: Bert Is Doing One Of The Most Challenging Things EVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: He Bets On Basketball Players Based On Their Periods?!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He bets on basketball players based on their PERIODS? Does it work? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We Need To Break The Tension In Studio!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Messy Mikey is MAD at someone in studio...Producer Jackson made a bold claim and Mikey can't stop thinking about what he said...who's the real idiot h...

From The Vault: It’s Time For Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: It’s Time For Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Buc-cees Is A Psychological Trap And We Can Prove It!

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got bad news for someone in studio…Buc-cees is a psychological trap and we can prove it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 28

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 28

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 28

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Ariana Grande Teasing A New Album?

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Ariana Grande Teasing A New Album? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Had A Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good try Kristin but let true swiftie Abby take this one…this is how she thinks Taylor Swift’s wedding will really look! Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Click Here To Play Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gen Z is up by 5 whole points! Can the elders take the game back? We doubt it! It's time for another round of #GenX vs #GenZ trivia! Hosted on Acast. ...

We Had A Non-Stan Plan Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift’s Wedding!

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good news for #TaylorSwift and #TravisKelce! They don't need to plan their own wedding because Kristin has already planned it. What has she got? Hoste...

Bert CRUSHED Messy Mikey’s Girlfriend’s DREAMS!

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How did Bert crush Messy Mikey's girlfriend's DREAMS? By stealing her first ever #waymo! Here's what went down this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acas...