The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 2

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, July 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Here's How To Find Hidden Cameras In Your Hotel!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Here's How To Find Hidden Cameras In Your Hotel! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: He Stepped To A Stranger To Protect His Girlfriend!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Messy Mikey the boyfriend of the year? A super drunk guy aggressively approached his girlfriend and he put a stop to it! He shares. Hosted on Acast...

From The Vault: She Was Arrested At Applebee's Over “All You Can Eat”!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A woman was arrested at an #Applebees for an argument over the "All You Can Eat" deal! Whose side are you on?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio has a dating challenge for Abby! Do you think Producer Jackson’s idea is a good one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

From The Vault: Her Husband Had A Run-In With His First KAREN!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin’s husband had his first run-in with a KAREN and he was not having it! Here's what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

From The Vault: She Needs To Uninvite Her Drunk Uncle From 4th Of July!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her drunk uncle ("Drunkle"??) needs to be UNINVITED from the 4th Of July cookout! Why? He's always bringing around new women and last time started a F...

From The Vault: We Collected Confessions From Cheaters On Why They Did It!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We don't judge! Listeners who have cheated called in to confess what compelled them to cheat! Here's their reasons! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

From The Vault: How Do You Really Find Closure?

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is closure something you have to create for yourself or something someone else has to give you? Abby wants to know what you think! Hosted on Acast. Se...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 1

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, July 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 1

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, July 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 1

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, July 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: What Does Her Recurring Dream Really Mean?

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Abby has been having the same recurring dream over and over and over again! What does it mean? We found out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

From The Vault: What Tendencies Became Obvious After Moving In Together?

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: What Tendencies Became Obvious After Moving In Together? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We Share A Petty Pantry Tip To Keep Your Sweet Treats Safe!

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wanna prevent your husband or HEATHEN children from eating the last of your food? Kristin has a major life tip for you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does “gentle parenting” actually work? @CassandraYoung is feeling like a little bit of a failure after THIS happened. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

From The Vault: Our Producer Almost Ruined Her Skin PERMANENTLY!

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca had a MAJOR bless your heart moment after misusing a product big time and ruining her skin...don't be like her. Don't do this. Hosted...

From The Vault: Is It Rude For A 4 Year Old’s Birthday Party To Have A Registry?

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Is It Rude For A 4 Year Old’s Birthday Party To Have A Registry? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Bert Wants Producer Amber To Run A Paranormal Investigation In His Home!

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Bert’s house HAUNTED? His puppy Frannie thinks so! Which is why he's commissioning Paranormal Investigator Producer Amber’s to check it out! Ho...

From The Vault: Second Date Update! What Did She Do Wrong?

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She went on her first date as an adult ever after breaking up with her high school sweetheart! She thought it went well...him? Not so much! We found o...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 30

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 30

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 30

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Is He An A-Hole For Asking His Wife To Share Her Food?

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Some people don't play about this! Was he an A-Hole for asking his wife to share her food? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

From The Vault: We Can’t Believe How Much Modern Streamers Make!

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We can’t believe how much modern streamers make! Producer Jackson shares the MILLIONS that these creators rake in online. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

From The Vault: Phone A Drag Queen!

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Need some fabulous advice? It's time to #PhoneADragQueen! Qween Farrazz joined us in studio to talk fashion, relationships and how to navigate this th...

From The Vault: Are K-Dramas And K-Pop Fueling Fetishization Of Korean Men?

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are #Kdramas & #Kpop fueling the fetishization of Asian men? And how different is it from how Asian women are regularly treated? Producer Jackson ...

From The Vault: He’s Fighting With His Best Friend Over A Woman!

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He and his best friend are at odds over a woman who has a crush on BOTH of them. Who will win the girl? Who would YOU choose? Hosted on Acast. See aca...

From The Vault: What Did You Make Up To Get Out Of A Date?

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What did YOU make up to get out of a date? Turns out you’re not alone! This is a canon event for The Bert Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

From The Vault: How Do You Tell The Difference Between Anxiety And Intuition?

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How do you tell the difference between anxiety and intuition? The Bert Show’s got your back! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

From The Vault: Her Parents Are Asking For Money After Kicking Her Out At 18!

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her parents kicked her out at 18 and told him to figure it out! Now, they're coming to her years later to ask for money! What would you say? Hosted on...

From The Vault: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done To Impress Someone?

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to impress someone? We heard from listeners who really WENT for it for romance! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 27

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 27

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 27

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is The Golden Bachelor Prejudiced Against Women His Own Age?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is The Golden Bachelor Prejudiced Against Women His Own Age? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Her That THIS Would Start Happening At 30?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here's the things NO ONE warned Producer Keity about before she turned 30! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Our Producer’s Ted Talks Ended In DISASTER!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for a #TedTalk disaster! Here's the challenge: Producer Jackson will give Messy Mikey a random topic and then they'll have 10 minutes to wri...

She’s Pretending To Be Her Identical Sister On A Date!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She’s making a crazy move this weekend! She’s pretending to be her identical sister on a DATE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Lose Bert’s Money: Is This The Hardest Trivia Question For Cash So Far?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to LOSE! BERT’S! MONEY! Is this the hardest trivia question for cash that Bert has ever given? We think so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

She Learned Not All Florida Men Are The Same After Getting Hit On!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She got approached out in the wild this weekend and the way this man hit on her confirmed the big difference between these two types of Florida men! H...

Plead The Fifth: Is Bert Jealous Of His Ex Wife’s New Man?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plead the fifth is BACK and Bert is in the hot seat! Is he jealous of his ex wife’s new man? He answers these questions and MORE!  Hosted on Ac...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Giving The Gift Of Music!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s day 26 of 100 Days of Good Goes 'Round. We heard from a foundation that needs some DRUMS! Good thing we know someone! Messy Mikey is gifting hi...

Is His Controversial Theory Going To Cost The Bert Show Some CASH?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is his controversial theory going to cost The Bert Show some cash? What’s your biggest hot take that you don’t tell people? The Bert Show shares! ...

How Much Did You Pay In Student Debt?

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How much student debt did you have and how long did it take you to pay it off? Are you happy you did it? A listener needs our advice! Hosted on Acast....

She Thinks She Sat Next To A Murderer At A Bar!


27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's pretty sure the guy who sat next to her at the bar last night is a MURDERER! Is she his next victim? Abby will explain! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Someone In Studio Is Officially Screwed Before They Go To Scotland After Playing This Game!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Love Island UK is back and the accents are even more incomprehensible! Can The Bert Show figure out what the lovely islanders are saying based on thes...

Did Someone In Studio’s Phone Get STOLEN?! Kinda!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did someone in studio’s phone get stolen? Kinda! Abby will explain what happened and why she’s SO frustrated! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 26

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 26

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 26

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Kristin Says Goodbye After Her Beloved Dog Crossed The Rainbow Bridge

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin and her family had to say goodbye to their beloved dog, Leeroy Brown. She reads a letter for her pup here after he crossed the rainbow bridge....

She Had Her First Fight With Her Boyfriend Over Something Super Surprising!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She got in her first fight with my boyfriend over the dumbest thing EVER...reality tv. Producer Rebecca shares what went down! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Is Someone In Studio In Trouble For Talking Smack About The Magazine That Honored Them?

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She was honored for being HOT or so she thought...here's what went sideways at Abby’s photoshoot...is she even in the magazine? We've got an update!...

We’re Setting Things Straight After A Listener Accused Us Of Stirring The Pot!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have to set things straight after Bert received this DM from a listener who accused him of stirring the pot with Kristin! How does he really feel? ...

She Found Out That Her Best Friend Had Been Sleeping With Her Husband For Over A Decade!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She found out that her best friend had been sleeping with her husband for over a decade…and she’s got audio evidence! Click here to hear this and ...

This Viral New Drink On TikTok Is DANGEROUS!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before you try this new #TikTok trend...listen to this segment! DON'T drink white wine and jalapeños! Here's why!+ If you live together but aren't ma...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Have Split!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Have Split! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did She Yell This At Her Son, Her Dog, Or Her HUSBAND?

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Kristin’s favorite game! Did she yell this at her KID? Her DOG? Or her HUSBAND? It's harder than you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast...

We Tried To Find Bert A Hobby And Failed MISERABLY!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He needs a hobby! Doctor's order. Luckily he's got coworkers with some GREAT suggestions...what do you think Bert should do? Here's what The Bert Show...

We Talk The Revolting Story Of The Infamous “Poop Cruise”!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you seen Netflix’s sobering documentary about the infamous “Poop Cruise”? We talk about it here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Gifted A Listener’s Kid A LABUBU!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her 6-year old heard Producer Rebecca talking about the new collectible toy craze – LABUBU! Now it's all her 6-year old can talk about it! Well, we'...

The Bert Show Comes Clean: We HATE Doing These “Fun” Things!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What are some things you can ONLY enjoy when you're in the right mood? What do you think about our list? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

His Therapist Was So Excited That She Was Able To Make Him CRY!

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

His therapist was thrilled with their last session! Why? Because Bert finally CRIED while sitting in the chair! Has this ever happened to you?+ Was it...

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 25

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 25

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 25

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

He Partied So Hard Over Vacation It’s Still Affecting His Health!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Moe limping this week? Is it because he ran with the bulls? Nope...it's all about drinking. He'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

His Cousins Charged HOW Much For Lemonade On The Side Of The Road?!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kids these days are charging WAY too much for their services! Can you believe how much Producer Jackson's cousins were raking in selling lemonade on t...

Ye Olde Gossip: We Spill On This Old Hollywood Actor’s Secret Life!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ye Olde Gossip: do you know the story of this #OldHollywood actress who adopted her own daughter from an orphanage...and kept it a secret for decades?...

A Stranger Crashed Their Party And He Found Out In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A stranger tried to crash a celebration of life! What did Moe do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Justin Baldoni And Blake Lively Lawsuit Just Got A Shocking Update!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Justin Baldoni And Blake Lively Lawsuit Just Got A Shocking Update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

This NFL Player Is Attending His Ex’s Wedding To A Billionaire?!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wanna know why you should care about sports? Because it’s SALACIOUS! Tony Gonzalez is attending his ex’s wedding to a BILLIONAIRE! Hosted on Acast...

Everything Was Going Great In Their Relationship Until They Went On Vacation!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everything was going great in your new relationship...then you went on vacation. What went wrong on your trip? We want to hear from you before it happ...

Someone In Studio Got An Affecting Email From A Listener About Her Drinking Habits!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recently Kristin received an email from a listener after hearing her talk about changing her drinking habits! She wants to share what she wrote here! ...

Can ChatGPT Help You Connect With Your Kids?

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

ChatGPT can help you connect with your kids! Don't believe us? Listen to Bert!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Got An Update That Will Warm Your Heart Thanks To A Celeb!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got an update for kiddo Keaton’s party that will warm your heart! This mom only wanted a few people to show for her autistic son’s pool pa...

Why Don't Men Go To The Doctor?

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: Dr. Bert is NOT in session. We are not medical professionals and this is NOT medical advice. Please consult your doctor or a qualified&nbs...

She Found Out Someone She’s Been Working With Has Been A.I. All Along!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you found out the human you've been doing business with is actually AI, what do you do? Cassie just realized that one of her contacts is actually a...

Someone In Studio Was Accused Of Being A Home-Wrecker At The AT&T Store?!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why did the lady in the phone repair shop think Abby wanted her MAN?! Is this why she still doesn't have a working phone? She'll explain! Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 24

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 24

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 24

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

She Spills On The Family Drama She Hid From Social Media Over The Weekend!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Social media is fake and Abby can prove it! Everything looked perfect on instagram, but she spills the family drama that had her fleeing Florida after...

Is He An A-Hole For Abandoning His Lady On Vacation?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Moe an a-hole for abandoning his lady on vacation? It was a tough decision! Did he make the wrong one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

The Bert Show Reveals Exactly What They’re Looking For In A Perfect Partner!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What stats must a person possess to make the perfect partner for you? Producer Rebecca is making The Bert Show do the math! Hosted on Acast. See acast...

His Dad Blamed Him For Smoking HIS Weed To Get His Wife Off His Back!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What did your parents blame on you that you're still pissed about? Miley Cyrus got blamed for doing WHAT while filming Hannah Montana?! Hosted on Acas...

Are These Real Firework Names Or Something We Made Up?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The 4th of July is coming soon and we want to make sure you're prepared! Can you recognize if these are REAL names of fireworks or something Kristin m...

Our Producer Is Having Trouble Saying Goodbye To Something Surprising!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She has such a hard time saying goodbye...to TV shows. Producer Amber isn't ready to let go of these popular shows! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. S...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Oprah Addresses Rumors That She Attended Diddy’s Parties

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Oprah Addresses Rumors That She Attended Diddy’s Parties  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did He Fail At Giving His Girlfriend’s Son A Major Life Lesson He Needed?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Bert fail at giving his girlfriend’s son a major life lesson he really needed? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

His Delivery Driver Got Arrested While Driving His Order Over!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has this ever happened to you? Moe’s food delivery guy was ARRESTED on the job! Did he still get his order? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

He Hung Out With His Girlfriend’s Son Solo And Totally Botched It!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

24 hours with an almost 5-year-old. How hard could it be? Turns out Bert botched it at every turn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Someone In Studio Is Being Honored For Being HOT!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She was honored for being HOT! How did the photoshoot go, Abby? She shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Helping This Single Mom Check Something Off Her To-Do List!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round we’re helping single, widowed mom Ashley who needs help getting her lawn fixed up! Big thanks to T&...

Can You Beat Bert’s Monthly Car Insurance Bill? We Doubt It!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you make Bert feel better? How much do you pay in car insurance? We bet you can't beat Bert's monthly bill! These listeners tried! Hosted on Acast...

Someone In Studio *Isn’t* Celebrating Their Birthday!

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s her birthday today, but that’s no big deal…here’s what Kristin wants to do for her birthday today. Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See a...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 23

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 23

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 23

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...