The Bert Show

He Didn’t Take His Girlfriend’s Advice And It Almost Cost Him His LIFE!

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He didn't take his girlfriend's advice and almost DIED in Anguilla! here's what happened to Moe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

He Checked Running From The Cops Off His Bucket List!

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over vacation Bert broke two of his big bucket list rules! HE RAN FROM THE COPS! But does this “high-speed” chase really count? Hosted on Acast. S...

White People Need To STOP Doing This When They Have Kids!

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

WHITE PEOPLE! *Stop* doing this one thing when you have kids! What’s your weird grandparent name? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Someone In Studio Breaks Down Their Stressful New Diagnosis!

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Last time we saw Moe, Abby was wheeling him around the studio because he had gout! How's the dude doing now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Who Almost DIED Over Spring Break?!

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Bert Show had a great #SpringBreak! Bert visited a remote island, Kristin had family focus time, Abby enjoyed her staycation and Moe almost DIED?!...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 11

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 11

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 11

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: We Heard From Listeners Who Have Saved Lives!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We heard from listeners who have saved lives! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: They BOTH Cheated While Drunk!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They BOTH cheated on each other while drunk! What do you think: Does it cancel out?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: How Do You Ask Out A Coworker Without Making It Creepy?

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you ask someone out at work without making it weird? He asked her out...and there's good news...and bad news... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

From The Vault: Does Your Relationship Have What It Takes To Survive?

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does your relationship really have what it takes to survive? We think we have the key requirements needed to make your romance last! Hosted on Acast. ...

From The Vault: Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for another round of Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week! Who’s up today? Find out here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

From The Vault: Texting Tutor: Can We Help Her Get On Her Boyfriend's Mom's Good

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She knows her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her, but she wants that to change by reaching out to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

From The Vault: A TikTok Called Out One Of Us In A Major Way!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A TikTok called one of us out in a major way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: They Got Called Out At A FUNERAL!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where’s the worst place for a confrontation? We’re guessing a funeral has to be top 5! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

From The Vault: Ditch Or Date: He Panhandles For Pocket Change!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's not sure if his side gig is even ethical and wants to know...Should she #DitchOrDate him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

From The Vault: Her Kid Is Being Bullied And She Wants To Take Action!

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her kid is being bullied at school and she wants to take action! What advice would you give her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 10

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 10

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 10

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Is Doing THIS An Invasion Of Your Kid’s Privacy?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it wrong to monitor your children's texts...or a sensible safety measure? She's not sure what to do anymore after her kid's sketchy texting past!&n...

From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does “gentle parenting” actually work? Cassie is feeling like a little bit of a failure after THIS happened. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

From The Vault: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She wants help convincing her sister that the man she's dating is NOT the one for her! Should she pull HIM aside and let him know what she thinks of h...

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Got Caught Red-Handed At Target!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Messy Mikey got caught red-handed in the women's segment at Target!! But wait, he can explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

From The Vault: Is It Cheating To Get A Dance From A Same Sex Stripper?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does getting a dance from a stripper of the same sex cheating? Settle this debate for us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you use AI to respond to emails? What do you think: is it ethical? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Did You Find “The One” Or Are You Settling?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you find “The One” or are you settling? Here’s how we think you can tell the difference! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

From The Vault: She Wants A Breast Reduction Against Her Husband’s Wishes!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They’re newly married and she’s ready to get a breast reduction! Is that "FAIR" to her husband?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

From The Vault: She Hired Her Ex To Be Her Assistant Without Telling Her Husband!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She hired her ex to be her assistant without telling her jealous husband! Did she ever come clean? We've got the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

From The Vault: What's The First Sign You Knew The Honeymoon Was Over?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: What's The First Sign You Knew The Honeymoon Was Over? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Is She An A-Hole For Refusing To Tip This Waitress?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is she an a-hole for refusing to tip this waitress even though she gave her stellar service? Listen to her story before you decide! Hosted on Acast. ...

From The Vault: Her Best Friend Stole Her Future Child’s Name!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her best friend stole her future child’s name, and it’s got her feeling a way. Is she right or wrong?! 👶 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

From The Vault: What’s The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Ignored?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the biggest red flag you ever ignored to date someone? Don’t worry…this is a safe space! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

From The Vault: What Inanimate Object Did You Feel Bad For?

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: What Inanimate Object Did You Feel Bad For? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She Secretly Got Married And Needs To Tell Her Dad!

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She needs our advice after secretly getting hitched! How should she let her Dad know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 9

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 9 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 9

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 9 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 9

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 9 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: She’s Refusing To Sell Her House To A Black Family?

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This Bert Show email will make your jaw drop. The subject line? "Can I Refuse To Sell My House To A Black Family?" Let's get into it! Hosted on Acast....

From The Vault: She Wants To Know If Her Boyfriend Is The One Before They Move!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before she moves to a new city where she knows absolutely nobody except her boyfriend, she wants to make SURE he's faithful. We'll confirm for her! It...

From The Vault: Her Boyfriend Lets His Underage Nephew Drink And She’s Not OK With It!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her boyfriend lets his underage nephew drink alcohol at home and she's not OK with it! Would you be? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Comes Clean About Their Body Image Issues!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio is finally ready to come clean about their body image issues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Her New Man Only Dates Girls With THIS Max Body Count!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He told her he has a MAX body count for the girl he's willing to date. Her number exceeds that number...should she continue to date him? Hosted on Aca...

From The Vault: Would You Lie To Keep Your Job?

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you lie if it meant you get to keep your job? Let’s talk the lengths people would go to to stay employed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

From The Vault: Teachers Share The Meanest Thing A Student Ever Said To Them!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are kids getting MEANER? Teachers shared the meanest thing a student ever said to them…and it’s brutal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

From The Vault: Can You Guess Which Red Flag Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Can You Guess Which Red Flag Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Her Husband Always Puts His Mom First And She’s Had Enough!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her husband has repeatedly put his mom first their whole marriage! She’s had enough but needs advice on how to confront them both! What would you do...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 8

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 8

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 8

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Should She Give Her Ex His Investment Money Back?

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He NEVER treated her well while they were together. Now he's coming back looking for some money she invested for him. Should she pay him or not? Hoste...

From The Vault: This Cycling Instructor Had An Emotional Breakdown Mid Class!

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What happened at Bert’s cycling class over the weekend was so beautifully real, Bert HAS to share. Have you ever had an emotional breakdown in the W...

From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Soccer Is Sinister!

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you're a big #futbol fan you probably know a little bit about the dark side of soccer...today Kristin is breaking down the scary stuff that goes do...

From The Vault: If She Takes The Job Interview Her Boyfriend Will Dump Her!

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They live in Cali! But she's got a job interview for an amazing opportunity in NYC! Only problem? He claims if she goes to the job interview she'll co...

From The Vault: This Mom Has A PSA For People Who Ghost!

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This mom has a PSA for people who ghost! Do you agree with her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Did Her Friend Call Her Out Over TikTok?

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's worried her friend thinks she's a TRAITOR after she posted a mysterious TikTok calling her out...what's the tea? We found out! Hosted on Acast. ...

From The Vault: Unattractive Things Men Often Do That Crush A Woman's Desire

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: Unattractive Things Men Often Do That Crush A Woman's Desire Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Can A.I. Flirt?

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A.I. can do a lot nowadays…write your homework, solve equations, flirt?! We’re gonna test this romantic robot theory! Hosted on Acast. See acast....

From The Vault: Your Man’s Facial Hair Might Say A Lot About Who He Really Is!

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Your man’s facial hair may say a lot about who he really is! Click here to find out WHAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 7

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 7

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 7

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Her Mother-In-Law Wants To Buy Her Lingerie For Her Wedding Night!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Abby’s friend's wedding tradition cute or creepy? Her Mother-In-Law wants to buy her lingerie for her WEDDING NIGHT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

From The Vault: Are You A Half Glass Full Kind Of Person?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is your take on managing happiness? Is living a life with zero expectations cutting yourself short or SMART? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

From The Vault: How Do You Differentiate Between Anxiety And Intuition?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Anxiety can often disguise itself as intuition! Before panicking, listen to this break and find out how to differentiate between the two! Hosted on A...

From The Vault: Her Boss Is Having An Affair With Her Friend’s Husband!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She knows her boss is having an affair with her friend’s husband! How should she break this devastating news? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Moe’s grandmother had a major health breakthrough no one expected! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Someone In Studio Had To Call 911 On A Date?!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why did Producer Rebecca have to call 911 on a first date? She’ll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: A Stranger Asked For His Wife’s Feet Pics?!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A stranger asked if Tommy would share his wife’s FEET PICS?! How did he respond? He shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

From The Vault: How Honest Do You Want Your Friends To Be About Your Ex?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you cool with your friends being brutally honest when talking about your ex? Bert wants to know how you feel! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

From The Vault: Should She Let The Previous Owner Of Her Dog Visit?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Should she let the previous owner of her dog come visit the pup? What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: Her Daughter Wants To Join A Dangerous Profession And She’s Nervous!

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her daughter’s dream is to be a WWE wrestler, but mom isn’t sure she’s cut out for it! What advice would you give her? Hosted on Acast. See acas...

From The Vault: Would You Clone Your Pet?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Abby’s parents have run out of ways to spend their money! SO, they wanna clone their dead dog! Creepy or cute? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

From The Vault: Should He Let His Wife Build A She-Shed In The Backyard?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Men have man caves…Should he let his wife build a she-shed in the backyard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From The Vault: How Did Your older Sibling Torment You?

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From The Vault: How Did Your older Sibling Torment You? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 4

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 4

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 4

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Plead The Fifth: Abby Breaks Down Her Complicated Relationships With Family

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She thought the questions were way too soft this morning so we're coming in HARD! It's time for #PleadTheFifth part TWO! Don't regret this Abby! Hoste...

Someone Important Was Listening To Cassie’s Story About The Server Who Was Rude To Her Mom!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A waiter was extremely rude to Cassie's family during an important family dinner out together...she was wondering if she should complain. Turns out sh...

Her Parents Are Bribing Her To Have Children!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's been married for a year and the PLAN is to have kids in the future, but her parents want to be grandparents NOW! So much so that they're willing...

Texting Tutor: She Doesn’t Want The Man Her Mom Cheated With At Her Graduation!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She's gotta text her mom and say, sorry, the man you cheated on dad with is NOT invited to my graduation ceremony. This is gonna be an interesting #Te...

This Person Was Voted The Best Comedic Actor Of All Time And We’re PISSED!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who would you vote for The Best Comedic Actor Of All Time? Someone on Bert's S-list won the award in a vote recently and he's PISSED! Hosted on Acast...

EBuzz: Trending Today — Actor Adam Devine Was Told By Doctors That He Was DYING Thanks To A Childhood Injury!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is He CHEATING With The Way He Consumes Content Without His Girlfriend?!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you schedule shows with your S.O.? Turns out you’re not alone! Is the way The Bert show consumes content actually CHEATING?  Hosted on Acast...

We Want To Send The Biggest Braves Fan To The Opening Game!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the home opener for the Atlanta Braves and we want to make it a big one! Can we find the biggest Braves fan to send to opening day? Hosted on A...

Are We Pranking Bert Again With This Dinosaurs Fun Fact?!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did dinosaurs have FEATHERS? Is this a real fun fact Bert can put in his back pocket or is Cassie PRANKING him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Her Toddler Got Triggered And Threw A Tantrum Because She Did WHAT?!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shout out parents of toddlers! Bert Show Fam with the littlest of tykes called in to vent and share what triggered their toddler this week...like Kris...

The Other Coach Complained Because His Kid’s Soccer Team Is TOO GOOD!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is this the true wussification of kid’s sports? His kid’s team plays so well that the other coach complained! Is he justified?  Hosted on Aca...

We’re So Grateful To The Atlanta Hawks After What They Did For Our Of Bert’s Big Adventure Kid KJ!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our 6-year-old Bert's Big Adventure kiddo KJ, got to sign with the Atlanta Hawks and become a hawk for a day! We're gonna give you all the highlights ...

Someone In Studio Thinks These Plead The Fifth Questions Are TOO Soft!

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Abby’s turn in the hot seat for #PleadTheFifth and she's NOT having it! Are these questions too soft? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 3

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 3

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 3

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Why Are His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Threatening Him With VIOLENCE?!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why are Messy Mikey’s girlfriend’s friends threatening with him with VIOLENCE and how do we get them to stop? Two words: queen out. Hosted on Acas...

Follow Up Thursday: Her Bestie Is Pressuring Her To Lose Weight!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her best friend had a New Year's resolution to drop some weight, which is great for her, but she kept pressuring her friend to join her! We helped her...

Is Her Aunt Secretly Coming Into Town To Meet Her Sneaky Link?!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Keity suspects her aunt's up to no good! Is she coming in to town to visit family or does she have a SNEAKY LINK?! Let's get to the bottom of...

EBuzz: Trending Today — Is TikTok In Threat Of Being Banned AGAIN?!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

EBuzz: Trending Today — Is TikTok In Threat Of Being Banned AGAIN?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Needs Advice Before They Start Their Side Hustle!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio wants to get into voice acting but has no idea where to begin! What advice do you have for Producer Jackson? Hosted on Acast. See ac...