The Bert Show
Episodes
She Tried To Plan Her Birthday Weekend And Caused Chaos!
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She tried to make her friends' lives easier by planning her own birthday party weekend and instead caused chaos! Can you answer this question: who pay...
Stank Tank: Take Control Of Traffic With These Stupid Inventions!
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson and Messy Mikey are BACK with their spin on #SharkTank: STANK TANK! Would you be interested in purchasing 'The Wakefield Button'? Tak...
Dolly Parton’s Devoted Husband Carl Dean Has Passed
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dolly Parton’s Devoted Husband Carl Dean Has Passed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Accidentally Went Unmedicated For Over 48 Hours!
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She accidentally went unmedicated for her 48 hours for the first time in YEARS! @KrisKling shares what went wrong and how she really felt here! Hosted...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 3, 2025
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 3, 2025
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 3, 2025
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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PT 2 - This Retired “Slut” Needs Advice On Staying Celibate + Do You Wish You Slept Around More?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Parents Are Coming After This Pop Star For Her Awards Show Performance
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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The Dark Side of Sleepwalking
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Would You Be Offended If Another Woman Kissed Your Man As A Joke?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Why You Should Quit The Dating Apps Despite Being Single
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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The Stress Of This Would Make Any 20-Something Cancel Their Plans...Right?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Kristin Got Called Old + She Broke Bert's Mic?!
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Oscar Performance Blew Us Away
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
He Announced To A Bar He Was STD-Free...And Their Reaction Kinda Surprised Us
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If Your Kid's Pet Dies...Is It Your Fault?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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There's A Price To Pay For Free Soda
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Does This Make You A Creative Mom...Or A Bad Mom?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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The Oscar Draft: Which Movie No One Has Ever Seen Won?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 1: This New Mom Is Coming After Her Kid And They're Fighting It Out On-Air!
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 28
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 28
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 28
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
She Had A Brand New Experience…Down There?!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby had a brand new experience…downstairs? She got her first round of laser hair removal! Was it as terrifying and painful as she thought it would ...
This Retired “Slut” Needs Advice On Staying Celibate During A Date!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She used to be pretty promiscuous, but those days are behind her now! Which is why she needs our advice on how to keep it cute and CELIBATE this weeke...
Jackson Ruins Everything: Will A Devastating Asteroid Hit Earth In 2032?
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of Jackson ruins everything, Producer Jackson wants you to know: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. An asteroid may or may not be hitting earth in t...
Is Your First Ever Breakup The Worst? Bert’s Son Is Going Through That Right Now!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a canon event! Bert’s son is going through his first major breakup and taking it hard. Do you remember your first breakup? Hosted on Acas...
This Ole Miss Student Is Outraged Over This Scandalous Rumor Spread Online!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Ole Miss Student Is Outraged Over This Scandalous Rumor Spread Online! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Show Fam Challenged Moe And Keity To A Game Of Spades With Major Stakes!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We asked #BertShowFam to challenge Moe & Producer Keity to a game of #Spades and Kyani and Josh jumped at the chance! Who came out victorious? Hos...
Senator Nikki Merrit Called In To Talk The Bill That Will Ban Kids From Social Media!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard of Senate Bill 165? This bill would require social media sites like Facebook, Instagram and TikTok to stop allowing or take down pages ...
Why Is One Of Us SO Obsessed With This Disgusting Movie?!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Haven't been seen a SINGLE #Oscar nominated movie? No worries! We've got someone in studio who's seen them ALL and will tell you exactly what's worth ...
Chaperone Horror Stories: What Kids Did On School Trips Is NOT Making Bert Feel Great About His Trip
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert was just extended a tremendous honor from his son! He asked him to chaperone his senior trip! Only issue? He's a little nervous...what could poss...
He Got A Warning That He Needs To Take His Health More Seriously!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everybody has their workout wake up moment when you realize, okay, it's time to start taking their health a little more seriously. Moe just had his. H...
This Viral Video Of Hailey Bieber Was Edited To Make Her Look Terrible!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Viral Video Of Hailey Bieber Was Edited To Make Her Look Terrible! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is The Homework His Therapist Gave Him Actually A Punishment?
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
His therapist gave him a homework assignment to improve his mental health and Bert feels like he's being punished for doing it RIGHT! He'll explain wh...
Here’s What We Know So Far About The Mysterious Death Of Gene Hackman And His Family
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s What We Know So Far About The Mysterious Death Of Gene Hackman And His Family Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Moe Shares The Biggest Misconception Listeners Have About Him!
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for another round of #PleadTheFifth and Moe is in the hot seat! He shares the biggest misconception listeners have about him and the last ...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 27
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 27
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 27
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Here’s The Secret Spicy Way People In The Military REALLY Get Through Long Deployments!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She had absolutely NO idea her friend was pregnant until she received the gender reveal invite! What's the protocol for announcing pregnancies nowaday...
Follow Up Thursday: Did Her Husband Cheat On Her With CARBS?!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She found evidence suggesting her husband was cheating on her with CARBS! We caught him with his hands in the cookie jar! Did she confront him? It’s...
Will This Resurfaced Joke Ryan Reynolds Told Come Back To Hunt Him?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will This Resurfaced Joke Ryan Reynolds Told Come Back To Hunt Him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Wants To Know: Is Bush Back?!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question from The Bert Show…is BUSH back?! Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our Producer Wants To Know Why Gen Z Are Such PRUDES?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are #GenZ such prudes?! Turns out the youth think there's too much sex in movies and TV...but are they right? Producer Rebecca breaks down the dat...
It’s Time To Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To Bert’s Dating Question For Cash?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to lose Bert’s money! Do you know the answer to Bert’s dating question for cash? Play here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Follow Up Thursday: She Pretended To Be Her Boyfriend To Catch Him Messing Around!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She pretended to be her boyfriend to catch him messing around with his female best friend! Did she ever confront them? It's #FollowUpThursday! Hosted ...
No Foul Play Reported After Gene Hackman’s Entire Household Was Found Dead
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No Foul Play Reported After Gene Hackman’s Entire Household Was Found Dead Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Has A Confession To Share After Someone Called Him OLD!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert has a big confession to share after someone called him old over the weekend…it affected so much he did something…but did it work?!+ Messy Mik...
VOTE: Which Track Should Be Kristin's Son's Walk Up Song?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do YOU think Kristin's son's 'Walk Up' to bat song should be? The Bert Show submitted their picks, now it's up to you! Vote HERE: https://bit.ly/...
Is Millie Bobby Brown’s New Look Due To Her Rumored Role As This Pop Star?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Millie Bobby Brown’s New Look Due To Her Rumored Role As This Pop Star? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
One Of Our Producers Comes Clean About Their Crippling Addiction
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson is ready to come clean about his addiction...Pokemon cards are ruining his LIFE! How did it get this bad? He shares! Hosted on Acast....
Can You Beat A Cinephile In The Oscar’s Fantasy League?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#TheOscars are this Sunday! Can the less cinephile-inclined members of The Bert Show fill out their Oscar Ballots and beat Producer Rebecca with their...
Someone In Studio Is Struggling With Their Confidence And Using A Coworker As Inspiration!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you ever go through periods where your confidence is just completely shattered for no reason? Bert is experiencing that right now. But, he's using ...
Actress Michelle Trachtenberg Is Dead At 39
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actress Michelle Trachtenberg Is Dead At 39 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 2: Can You Win This Family Feud Fast Money Round?!
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, game shows look easy when you’re playing at home, but how would WE do when WE’RE IN THE HOT SEAT? Moe tested Bert & Kristin today! Hoste...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 26
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 26
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 26
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Multiple Men Approached Her Girlfriend While They Were On A Date!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Keity is on high alert after going out on a cute date with her lady to hear live music and watching the band members shoot their shot with he...
Was Her Husband Set Up For Failure In Front Of Their Kid’s Entire Class?!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristin’s husband ran into a nightmare scenario for all dads! Was he set up for failure in front of his kid’s entire class?! Hosted on Acast. See ...
The Most Surprising Members Of This Classic Sitcom Are FEUDING!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Most Surprising Members Of This Classic Sitcom Are FEUDING! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Street Interviewer Made Someone In Studio’s Girlfriend Look Stupid!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A street interviewer made Messy Mikey's girlfriend looked like an idiot after he asked her THIS! But was it all a setup to make her look bad? We think...
Was A Bert’s Big Adventure Family A Victim Of Prejudice At The Parks?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moe has talked about how it feels to be the only Black person in the room, because it’s something he experiences on a day-to-day basis! Luckily, he’...
We Learn How To Get Kids To Like You After Getting Rejected By Multiple Children
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can being good with kids be taught? Abby hit rock bottom at #BBA2025 this weekend...but luckily we've got an expert to teach her the ropes! Kristin sh...
She Saw Something In Her TikTok Drafts That Reminded Her Of How Far She’s Come!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She discovered a major life lesson while scrolling through her #TikTok drafts! Turns out social media can help you be self-reflective! Abby shares her...
Keke Palmer And Usher Spill On The “Ruckus” He Caused In Her Relationship!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Keke Palmer And Usher Spill On The “Ruckus” He Caused In Her Relationship! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Plays Family Feud Fast Money Round!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, game shows look easy when you’re playing at home, but how would WE do when WE’RE IN THE HOT SEAT? Moe is gonna test us! Hosted on Acast. See...
Bert Helped Atlanta United Win? + Did Drake Get Revenge With His New Album?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Bert help Atlanta United win at their first home game of the season? Cassie thinks so! Here's what she saw on the Jumbotron…and turns out he was...
Kristin Needs Advice Before She Makes A Major Decision For Her Son!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristin has a major decision to make that may affect her son’s future! WHAT should be her son’s up to bat track?! What do you think? Hosted on Aca...
Should She Confront Her Colleague For Complaining About Clients Online?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should she confront her colleague who keeps complaining about her clients online? She thinks it's inappropriate...but is it none of her business? Host...
Is The Way We Talk About Mental Health All Wrong?!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it time to RESTIGMATIZE mental health? This therapist claims that the way we talk about mental health has gone completely wrong. Hosted on Acast. S...
We’re Still Reeling After A Stranger At The Parks Lashed Out At A Bert’s Big Adventure Family
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re still reeling after a stranger at the parks lashed out at a Bert’s Big Adventure family after a misunderstanding. Is this just another examp...
Someone In Studio Tried To Be Ambitious And Everything Fell Apart!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out building a studio is harder than anticipated! @ImMoeMitch shares the last minute discovery that ruined WEEKS of planning! Hosted on Acast. S...
Was Timothee Chalamet’s SAG Awards Speech Cringey?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Was Timothee Chalamet’s SAG Awards Speech Cringey? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stop Doom-Scrolling And Follow These Accounts To Save Your Algorithm!
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
STOP doomscrolling! Does your instagram algorithm need saving? Kristin is here to help. Here are the people you SHOULD be following on social media to...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 25
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 25
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 25
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Teddy Swims Joins The Bert Show!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hometown hero Teddy Swims joined the studio to talk his sophomore album, “I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (Part Two) OUT NOW! He shares how he d...
Alec Baldwin Threatens Trump Impersonator Over Manslaughter Joke!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alec Baldwin Threatens Trump Impersonator Over Manslaughter Joke! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Did Messy Mikey’s Friends Commit A Major Faux Pas In Front Of His Coworkers?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Messy Mikey’s friends commit a major faux pas while hanging out with his coworkers? Who's really in the wrong here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
War Of The Roses: Does Her Husband Want To Swing In The RV Park?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She and her husband have entered the mobile lifestyle and realized it's more than they bargained for! Did you know so many RV'ers are SWINGERS? She wa...
Abby Got Rejected Multiple Times By Bert’s Big Adventure Kids!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's been very vocal about not wanting kids and turns out...the feeling is mutual! Here's what went down on the 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure trip that...
Here’s The Secret Thing ALL Single Ladies Do When They Walk Into A Bar!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Abby has some tough love for her fellow ladies...here's the one thing every single does when she walks into a bar and here's why they need to ST...
Stank Tank: Would You Buy The Shrivel Shirt?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson & Messy Mikey have invented products they think would make them BILLIONAIRES! Would you buy shrivel shirts? It's time for another...
Mascara Alert! The 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure Tribute Song Made Us Misty-Eyed
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from our 2025 Bert’s Big Adventure trip! And it’s our annual tradition to put the trip to song. Click here to listen to the #BBA202...
Diddy’s Attorney Quits The Case Before Trafficking Trial!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Diddy’s Attorney Quits The Case Before Trafficking Trial! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Former NFL Star Was Just Exposed For Cheating On His Wife In The Messiest Way!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you usually apathetic about sports? Moe is here to share why you should care…because they’re SOAP OPERAS! Have you heard this story about form...
What’s The Whitest Thing Our Producer Can Do Before Black History Month Ends?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Amber is no stranger to "white" activities, and she's looking to do more! After trying magnet fishing and Geocaching...what "WPS" should she ...
Should She Sue Her Apartment Complex For Emotional Distress?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you SUE your apartment complex if the fire alarm keeps going off? Abby needs some legal advice after getting woken up night after night! Hosted on...
Will The Eagles Celebrate Their Win At The White House?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will The Eagles Celebrate Their Win At The White House? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone Called Bert OLD To His Face On Bert’s Big Adventure?!
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to talk about the Bert’s Big Adventure BLOOPERS! Someone walked through puke, we counted the crying kids, and Bert got called old to his...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 24
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 24 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 24
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 24 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 24
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 24 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Sin's Cousin Reads A Special Letter
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Sin's Cousin Reads A Special Letter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Bailey's Dad Reads An Emotional Letter
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert's Big Adventure Kid Bailey's Dad Reads An Emotional Letter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Is One Of The Best Letter's For Bert's Big Adventure Siblings Jolene And Sky
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Is One Of The Best Letter's For Bert's Big Adventure Siblings Jolene And Sky Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.