The Bert Show

Best of The Year: Abby Wrote Fanfiction For Social Media Producer Rebecca!

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

#BertShowFam, you’ve shipped all the members of The Bert Show Fam except one. So, who do you ship Producer Rebecca with? You’re about to find out ...

Best of The Year: Did She Receive A Sign From God To Not Have A One Night Stand?

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did she receive a sign from god to not have a one night stand? What would you have done in her shoes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Best of The Year: Can You Figure Out Which Red Flag Belongs To Which Bert Show Member?

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you figure out which red flag belongs to which Bert Show member? It’s harder than you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Best of The Year: What Inanimate Object Do You Feel Bad For?

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What inanimate object do YOU feel bad for? Here are the weird things that pull at The Bert Show’s heart-strings! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 30

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 30

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 30

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: What Would You Say To Your Younger Self?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Bert Show shares the messages they would send their younger selves if they could. What would you say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Best of The Year: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you use AI to respond to emails? What do you think: is it ethical? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Is Closure Really Necessary After A Breakup?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is closure really necessary after a breakup? Moe might feel differently after a surprise phone call he received from an ex! He'll explain. Hosted on A...

Best of The Year: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do photographers turn down clients they find unattractive? We got the real scoop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Does TikTok Keep Flooding Our Pages With Suggestive Videos?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Messy Mikey and Producer Jackson have a theory…TikTok is feeding them suggestive videos on their for you page on PURPOSE! It’s *definitely* not th...

Best of The Year: PT 2: Is She An A-Hole For Returning A Christmas Gift?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is she an a-hole for returning a Christmas gift? We’ve got an update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: The Bert Show Celebrates Weight Loss Wins

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We heard from #BertShowFam who lost a significant amount of weight! This is what they wish someone had told them at the very beginning of their weight...

Best of The Year: Would You Attend A Wedding For CATS?!

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

K Lee’s daughter is seven years old and has already been invited to her first wedding! All of her friends are gathering to see CATS get married?! Wo...

Best of The Year: Someone In Studio Wants To Be Shipped With Another Bert Show Member!

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca has seen a LOT of crazy comments as The Bert Show's social media producer...but she's upset because she's never seen *this* said abou...

Best of The Year: Is He Texting His Coworker Inappropriately?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She caught him red-handed with some sketchy text messages to his coworker! What now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Here’s What To Say The Next Time Your Relatives Ask When You’re Having A Baby!

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do your relatives routinely bother you about when you’re gonna settle down and have kids? No fear! Next time they pry, tell them THIS! Hosted on Aca...

Best of The Year: Do You Cuss Around Your Kids?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do YOU cuss around your kids? Kristin wants to hear from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 27

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 27

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 27

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: The Bert Show Shares Their ANTI-Bucket List!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's on your ANTI bucket list? AKA something you're excited to go your whole life NEVER doing? The Bert Show has a few! And they may surprise you! H...

Best of The Year: How Can Women Make Men Feel Emotionally Safe?

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it important for women in a relationship to make their partner feel emotionally safe? If so, how do you do it? We break it down. Hosted on Acast. S...

Best of The Year: Is This A Glitch In The Matrix?

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is what you see in front of you real or not? Because a lot of people believe that, hey, there are a lot of glitches in the Matrix. Let's hear some of ...

Best of The Year: The Bert Show Shares How To Tell If Your Marriage Will Last!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will YOUR marriage last? Don’t be so sure before you listen to this segment! The Bert Show shares the signs to look out for in a stable relationship...

Best of The Year: PT 2: She Wants Someone Out Of Her Photos Because She’s FAT!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She wants someone out of her photos…why? Because she’s FAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Is She An A-Hole For Returning Her Christmas Gift?

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is she an a-hole for returning this Christmas gift? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Is Her Uncle Actually Her Father?!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rumor is her uncle is actually her biological father! What’s the family tea?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She wants help convincing her sister that the man she's dating is NOT the one for her! Should she pull HIM aside and let him know what she thinks of h...

Best of The Year: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should his wife sacrifice her career for the sake of the family? We share our advice for this complicated issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Best of The Year: Texting Tutor: Why Didn’t Her Ex Recognize Her?

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When she ran into the dude she dated 5 years ago he didn't recognize her at all! Is it because of her nose job?! We're gonna find out! It's #TextingTu...

Best of The Year: It’s Time To Play Buc-ees Price Is Right!

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A pair of Buc-ee’s flip flops? 5.99. The time you spend in the beloved establishment? Priceless. It’s time to play Buc-ee’s Price Is Right! Host...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, December 26

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 26

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 26

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Do You HAVE To Live Together After Marriage?

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you HAVE to live together after getting married? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Producer Amber Shares Her Complicated Relationship With Her Body!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Amber has had a complicated relationship with her body for a long time...but that's changing! And that had a major realization in a really em...

Best of The Year: Should She Crush Her Mediocre Coworker’s Dreams?

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Her coworker has big dreams...that need to be crushed. Why? She's not very good at what she does! Should she let her down easy? Hosted on Acast. See a...

Best of The Year: He Wants To Roleplay But She’s Not Comfortable!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He wants to do something new in the bedroom…roleplay! How does she break it to him that she’s not comfortable with this?  Hosted on Acast. Se...

Someone In Studio Got Caught Watching Something They Shouldn’t Have In Public!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca got caught watching a thirst trap while scrolling through TikTok in public…but is she alone? Turns out this has happened to a few p...

Best of The Year: PT 1: She Wants Someone Out Of Her Photos Because She’s FAT!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She wants someone out of her photos…why? Because she’s FAT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Should She Give Her Ex His Investment Money Back?

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He NEVER treated her well while they were together. Now he's coming back looking for some money she invested for him. Should she pay him or not? Hoste...

Best of The Year: Was This Teacher Out Of Line?

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Was this teacher out of line for doing THIS in the classroom? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Abby Shares The Ten Things She DOESN’T Hate About Being Single

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Being single? Not ALL bad…Abby shares the ten things she DOESN’T hate about being single! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Best of The Year: Here’s What A Man Needs To Do To Get A Woman To Notice Him!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here’s what a man needs to do to get a woman to notice him!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Her Boyfriend’s Daughter Is A Bad Influence On Her Own Kid!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She's getting married soon to the man of her dreams, but there's just one problem: her 12 year old daughter is starting to copy his 14 year old daught...

Best of The Year: Is She Being Crazy Or Just Stupid? You Decide!

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is she being crazy or just stupid? You decide! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 25

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 25

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 25

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Can You Guess Which Celebrity Is Cool And Which Is Rude AF?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you guess which celebrity is cool and which is rude AF?! Some of these fan interactions may surprise you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Best of The Year: What’s The One Thing You Lost That You Wish You Could Find?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you opened a box full of all of the material items you’ve lost…what’s the first thing you’d search for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Best of The Year: SMALLEST hills people are willing to die on!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Should She Ditch Or Date Him For Panhandling?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She's not sure if his side gig is even ethical and wants to know...Should she #DitchOrDate someone who panhandles on the street for pocket change? Hos...

Best of The Year: He Made A Major Promise With His Men’s Group!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He made a major promise with his men’s group…can he keep it?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Her Situationship Served Her With A Cease And Desist!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Her situationship served her with a cease and desist after he saw someone wrote THIS about him on the internet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Best of The Year: What Song Is Playing On Repeat In HELL?!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What song is playing on repeat when you walk into hell? Can you relate to The Bert Show’s choices? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Best of The Year: She Accidentally Threw Away Her Boyfriend’s Favorite Blanket!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She accidentally threw away her boyfriend’s childhood blanket and then...lied about it. What should she do now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Best of The Year: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is your DREAM JOB? Is it on this list of random occupations Cassie found that seem too good to be true? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Best of The Year: The Bert Show Talks To TROLLS!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you really talk to a troll? Bert wants to have a real conversation with controversial commenters. Why are you the way you are?! Hosted on Acast. S...

Best of The Year: Messy Mikey Found Himself In Big Trouble With The Ladies

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He didn’t say anything wrong…so, why did a whole table of women turn against Messy Mikey? He’ll explain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Best of The Year: Can You Guess Which State These Slogans Belong To?

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week! We’ll give you a slogan…you tell us what state it’s from!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 24

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 24

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 24

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Moe Needs To Apologize To The Christmas Spirit!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Moe hasn’t been feeling the reason for the season…which is why he’s RAPPING his apology to the Christmas Spirit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Best of The Year: Shady Or Not: Her Friend Wants To Hook Up With Her Ex!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shady Or Not? Her friend wants to hook up with her ex! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: She Wants A Breast Reduction Against Her Husband’s Wishes!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They’re newly married and she’s ready to get a breast reduction! Is that "FAIR" to her husband?!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Best of The Year: She’s Been Engaged For One Week And Her Mom Is Being A Momzilla!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She’s only been engaged for one week and her mom is already being a momzilla! What would you say to her?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Best of The Year: Her New Man Only Dates Girls With THIS Max Body Count!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He told her he has a MAX body count for the girl he's willing to date. Her number exceeds that number...should she continue to date him? Hosted on Aca...

Best of The Year: Would She Be An A-Hole For Asking Her Brother To Stay At A Hotel?

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Her brother was coming to visit and she had no problem with him crashing at hers! Then he started adding guests to the list...would it be cool to reco...

Best of The Year: What's the sneakiest way to catch a cheater?

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Are You Supposed To Tip After Buying Your Wedding Dress?

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should you tip the salesperson after buying your wedding dress? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: She Purposely Flirts With Other People On First Dates To Test Guys!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She's dated so many hot-headed dudes that she's got a new test for guys she goes out with! Is it out of line? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Best of The Year: The Bert Show Breaks Down “Catch Up” Friendships!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Bert Show breaks down “catch up” friendships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Should She Ditch Or Date This Dude For Disliking Her Pets?

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should she #DitchOrDate this dude? His problem? He doesn’t like her pets!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Moe's been struggling to move on with his life!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Next Time A First Date Asks You To Split The Bill, Say THIS!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is getting the bill on a first date always awkward? It doesn’t have to be! The next time your first date asks you to split the bill, hit them with T...

Best of The Year: He just got into his first post-college relationship with a woman, and he's wondering if he needs to disclose that he dated men in college.

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 23

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 23

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 23

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: All Mentally Strong Women Allegedly Do THIS!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a mentally strong woman? Before you answer, listen to this segment! Do you do any of the things on this list? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Best of The Year: Are Smelly Farts A Dealbreaker?

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are smelly farts a dealbreaker? Let’s talk about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: Want To Be A Good Wing-Person For Your Friend? Listen To This!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wanna know how to be the perfect wing-person for your pal? We’ve got instructions on how to wingwoman/wingman your friend like a champ!  Hosted...

Best of The Year: Her Husband Is Boring Her In The Bedroom!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How do you politely let your husband know that his moves in the bedroom are beginning to BORE you? She’s asking for some advice for this pickle!&nbs...

Best of The Year: Even Bros Need Boundaries!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Even bros need boundaries! The Bert Show breaks down the the biggest guidelines set by guys in friendships.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Best of The Year: Can you ask someone out at work without making it weird

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: The Dark Side Of Convenience Stores Is CREEPY!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Convenient or CREEPY? Next time you’re grabbing a quick snack we hope you remember THIS segment! Kristin shares the dark side of convenience stores…...

Best of The Year: It’s The Bert Show’s Closure Call!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for The Bert Show’s #ClosureCall! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of The Year: What His Kids Want For Christmas Doesn’t Exist!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer K Lee’s kids have something very special on their Christmas wishlist this year…too bad it doesn’t exist! What would you do in his shoes...

Best of The Year: Would You Rather Work For A Man Or A Woman?

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As a woman: would you rather work for a man or a woman? The women of The Bert Show chime in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Someone In Studio Got Caught Watching Something They Shouldn’t Have In Public!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca got caught watching a thirst trap while scrolling through TikTok in public…but is she alone? Turns out this has happened to a few p...

Not getting significant other a gift!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Best of The Year: Her Husband Always Puts His Mom First And She’s Had Enough!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Her husband has repeatedly put his mom first their whole marriage! She’s had enough but needs advice on how to confront them both! What would you do...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, December 20

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Friday, December 20

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Friday, December 20

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

The Most Heterosexual Movies Of All Time Are Actually SUPER Gay!

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We gave Producer Rebecca a homework assignment…make these super heterosexual movies GAY! Turns out it wasn’t that hard for her. Here’s her argum...