The Bert Show
Episodes
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, December 5
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, December 5
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Here’s A Christmas Hot Take: Are These Corny Christmas Movies OFFENSIVE?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a Christmas Hot Take! Those cheesy hallmark movies? Not even fun for a hate-watch! Abby will share the biggest reason why these corny Christmas...
Did This Family Find Evidence That Aliens Are Real?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
+ She wanted to get sweet revenge on her stepdad who was caught cheating with her mom's best friend! Did she go through with her evil plan? Get the #F...
He Wants To Fake A Wedding To Appease His Family!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is there any circumstance where it would be right to fake a wedding for your family? Someone in studio is considering it... Hosted on Acast. See acast...
How Would You Feel If Someone Decorated Your House For Christmas Without Asking?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How would YOU feel if someone decorated your house for Christmas without asking you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Is The “Black Girlfriend Effect” Real?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is The “Black Girlfriend Effect” Real? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Is Freaking Out About Hosting The Bert Show’s Christmas Party!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He’s hosting The Bert Show’s Christmas Party this year and clearly THRILLED about it! Do you have any advice for Bert before the festive throw-dow...
Our Producer Is Having Trouble Figuring Out How To Handle The Holidays Without Her Mom
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Amber is starting to realize maybe that their extended family isn't interested in hanging out anymore after her mom passed! She'll explain wh...
She's Considering Spending Christmas Without Her Family!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This year Producer Keity wants to start a new Christmas tradition...by skipping it with her family! Will she regret spending it with her Girlfriend? H...
The Girls Gone Wild Creator Claims He’s A VICTIM!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Girls Gone Wild Creator Claims He’s A VICTIM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Got A Santa Scared Straight Update For A Kid Who Almost Killed His Grandma!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another edition of Santa Scared Straight: Where Are They Now? Last we heard, he needed a little talking to after cutting off her grandma...
Why Does This Atlanta Staple Keep Shutting Bert Out?!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An Atlanta staple is shutting down! Where in the world will the underage fratstars go NOW? Today we're mourning The Ivy.+ Bert has ONE dream and it’...
You Can Still Help Make A Family In Need’s Christmas Magical!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This year The Bert Show's Breaking & Entering is helping a family in need with Purposely! This single mother of two is dealing with a terminal dia...
Someone In Studio Wants You To Date Them!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca is OFFICIALLY ready to stop being the single sister after third wheeling all of thanksgiving which is why she's soliciting for her S....
Their Marriage Ended In Less Than A WEEK!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're opening The Bert Show Book Of Records! What could possibly cause a marriage to end in less than a week? Can you beat this story? Hosted on Acast...
Are These Celebrities Actually ALIENS?
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are These Celebrities Actually ALIENS? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
People Are NOT Happy With Their Spotify Wrapped Stats!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
People Are NOT Happy With Their Spotify Wrapped Stats! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Show Fam Made A Family In Need’s Christmas Magical In Record Time!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bert Show Fam, we couldn’t do this without you! We are so grateful to you for helping us make a family in need’s Christmas MAGICAL in record time....
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 4
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, December 4
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, December 4
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
The Bert Show's Breaking & Entering Is Helping A Family In Need This Christmas!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This year The Bert Show's Breaking & Entering is helping a family in need with Purposely! This single mother of two is dealing with a terminal dia...
The Bert Show Shares A Big Breaking & Entering Update!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bert Show Fam, we couldn’t do this without you! We are so grateful to you for helping us make a family in need’s Christmas MAGICAL in record time....
Someone In Studio Is Calling Bert Out For Not Being REAL!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca does not believe that Bert is REAL! Today, we're going to confirm it...is Bert a human or an android? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Are The Men Of The Bert Show Officially WHIPPED?!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are Moe & Bert officially part of the #whipped club? You tell us! Here's all the ways they've bent over backwards to make their girlfriends happy ...
Is She About To Cause A Christmas Catastrophe With Her Kid’s Gift?
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is Kristin making a Christmas MISTAKE? Her husband caved and got their son the gift she wanted...but is this about to be a disaster? Hosted on Acast. ...
Why Did Her Black-Out Wednesday Hook-Up Ghost Her?
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Her hot Black-Out Wednesday hook-up hasn't hit her up, and she’s so bummed. We found out why! Click here to listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
We Couldn’t Be More Grateful To Bert Show Fam After Making THIS Happen!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bert Show Fam, we couldn’t do this without you! We are so grateful to you for helping us make a family in need’s Christmas MAGICAL in record time....
He Wants To Send His Son To A Foreign Country To Build Character!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recently Bert saw a video which made him realize he might want to pivot and give his son some advice he's not sure his mom is going to love. He w...
Did Our Producer Move Into A Dangerous Location?!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hunt is over for Messy Mikey! He's officially found an apartment and the location is super surprising! Click here to listen! Hosted on Acast. See ...
Feeling Down During The Holidays? You’re Not Alone!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A few members of The Bert Show have been feeling particularly depressed during the holiday season…turns out they’re not alone! Can you relate? Hos...
The Dark Side Of RV Parks Is A Wild Ride!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of Cassie’s new ~unique~ living arrangements, Kristin is dedicating this dark side to her! Here's the dark side of...RV parks! Hosted on Ac...
He Left His Girlfriend To DIE While On Family Vacation?!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let Moe’s lady tell it, he left her “to DIE” on Thanksgiving night while hanging out with his family! Did he read the signs wrong? Hosted on Aca...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, December 3
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, December 3
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, December 3
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
He Confessed To Something Disturbing On The First Date!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Abby went out on a first date with a man who confessed to being accused of a MAJOR crime! Would you be able to get past this? Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Her Kid’s Friend’s Parents Creep Her Out!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Her kid's friends' parents creep her out! How would you handle this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Serena Williams Denies Rumor That She Bleached Her Skin
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Serena Williams Denies Rumor That She Bleached Her Skin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should He Go To A Concert Or The Bert Show Christmas Party?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Mikey is in a real pickle! Should he go to a country concert or The Bert Show Holiday Party? What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
A Former Santa Scared Straight Kid Gives Us An Update!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to catch up with a former #SantaScaredStraight kid! Years ago, when she was five, we had to have Santa give her a call because she throat pu...
How Do You Handle An Anxiety Attack That Lasts Days?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She had a low grade anxiety attack for 2 days straight and is still dealing with residual anxiety! Kristin breaks down why it happened and how she han...
Billboard Apologizes To Taylor Swift After Including This Controversial Clip In A Video!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Billboard Apologizes To Taylor Swift After Including This Controversial Clip In A Video! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Someone In Studio Secretly Artificial Intelligence?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is Bert’s enthusiasm for A.I. just that? Or is he getting commands from his android overlords to further the AI agenda? We’re going to find out wi...
Someone In Studio Just Got Exposed For Lying To Bert!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He was so JEALOUS! But turns out it was all a lie…producer Rebecca officially comes clean about what she saw over the Thanksgiving break that made B...
Can We Find Our Intern The Love He Lost On The Dance Floor?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Poor lighting stopped Intern Ethan from finding the girl of his dreams! Can we help him find the girl at the club he had amazing chemistry with?! Host...
War Of The Roses: Did Her Boyfriend Send Flowers To The Other Woman?
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She's been dating a dude on-and-off who has run to the same girl every time they've taken a break! We tested him...did he send the other woman flowers...
Bert Is Super Jealous Of Someone In Studio After They Saw THIS!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today Bert is SUPER jealous of Producer Rebecca because she saw something he’s been dying to see for forever! How was it? Hosted on Acast. See acast...
She Is Becoming The Kind Of Person She HATES Around The Holidays!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby becoming the person she hates the most around the holidays?! Here's why she's on a mission to change course! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
We Learned The Hard Way How Much Our Loved Ones Really Care!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show is playing Call Back Roulette! We'll each call someone important in our lives and hang up....who will call back FIRST? Find out! Hosted ...
He Wore THIS For His Lady And Became The Laughing Stock Of The Family Vacation!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He accidentally was the laughing stock of the family vacation after Moe decided to wear THIS to appease his lady! He’ll explain! Hosted on Acast. Se...
These Are The Cheesy Christmas Movies Worth Watching!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
These Are The Cheesy Christmas Movies Worth Watching! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Taste Tests An Infamous Alcohol Live On Air!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember drinking #MadDog? It's making a major comeback! Is it as bad as we remember? We found out with a live on air TASTE TEST! Hosted on Aca...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 2
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 2: Monday, December 2
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 2
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
She Had A Breakdown Over Thanksgiving!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She had a mental breakdown in the middle of Thanksgiving in front of her entire family! Here's why Abby shattered a wine glass before dinner! Hosted o...
The Bert Show’s Secret Santa Is Already A S-Show!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show's Secret Santa's annual tradition is going strong...it's a SHIT-SHOW! Here's everything that's already gone wrong before the Christmas p...
PT 2: His Parents Are Inviting His Ex To Thanksgiving!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did her Thanksgiving implode after her mom invited her brother's EX to dinner? We got the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants To Cut Her Son’s New Girlfriend Out Of The Christmas Card!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She wanted to cut her son's new girlfriend from the holiday family photo! Was she able to convince her son to comply? Get the #TextingTutor update her...
Someone In Studio Got Yelled At On A Flight!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Traveling during a holiday is always tough, but did Moe really deserve to get YELLED at? He’ll explain what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Was She Raised Stricter Than Her Younger Sister?
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the middle child Intern Brianna was raised way differently than her younger sister...can you relate to her story? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Drake Claims Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” Is Defamatory In Court!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Drake Claims Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” Is Defamatory In Court! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She Parked Her Family By A PRISON Over Vacation!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She just took her first trip in the RV she's been living in with her family! How did it go? Well, there was ONE major mishap…Cassie will tell you wh...
Someone In Studio Accidentally Dyed Their Skin Green For Wicked!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca got a little too into the #Wicked spirit and accidentally dyed her skin GREEN for the movie! HOW LONG did that stain last?! Hosted on...
He Got A Major Culture Shock While In A Foreign Country!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bert experienced a big culture shock while in Argentina! He shares the things he saw and the people he KISSED while abroad! Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Who Lost The Bert Show’s College Football Bet?!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show's College Football Bet is officially OVER! So, who will be singing the national anthem in front of a crowd? The answer may surprise you!...
How Many Squares Did We Check Off In The Bert Show’s Thanksgiving Bingo?
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some people looked forward to hanging out with family over #Thanksgiving! Others got every square on Producer Jackson's Thanksgiving Bingo Card...how ...
He Bought WHAT On Black Friday?!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are you too a victim of #BlackFriday? Bert got crushed big time...what did you buy? He shares his big purchase here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Monday Mantras: Here’s Why It’s OK To Be ALONE!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Need motivation but hate motivational speakers? We got you! Click here for your weekly dose of The Bert Show's #MondayMantra! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Are You Holding Space For The Wicked Movie?!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are You Holding Space For The Wicked Movie?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Got Tatted Over Thanksgiving Break!
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did The Bert Show crack the code on #Thanksgiving? Someone in studio certainly has a new unique tradition...guess who got TATTED over the break! Hoste...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, November 29
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 29
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 29
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Song Is Playing On Repeat In HELL?!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What song is playing on repeat when you walk into hell? Can you relate to The Bert Show’s choices? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Ditch Or Date!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Days Are Odd And What Days Are Even To You?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Help us settle this dumb debate! What days are odd and what days are even to you? Do you agree with our assessment? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
The Bert Show Ranks The Different Types Of Defective GIRLS!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A couple days ago, The Bert Show took a lot of shots at defective men. So, up today? The WOMEN have created a list of defective ladies that Bert and M...
Is It Ever Too Soon To Move In With “The One”?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you're actually meant to be with somebody, is it ever too soon to move in together? Or is Abby’s brother moving in too soon?! Hosted on Aca...
Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
: What is your DREAM JOB? Is it on this list of random occupations Cassie found that seem too good to be true? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Here’s The Sneakiest Way To Catch A Cheater!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s The Sneakiest Way To Catch A Cheater! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Texting Tutor: Will Her Confession Help Save Her Coworker's Job?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Her coworker took the blame for something she did and got fired. She wants our help texting the boss to apologize. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Is Her Uncle Actually Her Father?!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rumor is her uncle is actually her biological father! What’s the family tea?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are K-Dramas And K-Pop Fueling Fetishization Of Korean Men?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are #Kdramas & #Kpop fueling the fetishization of Asian men? And how different is it from how Asian women are regularly treated? Producer Jackson ...
If you're gonna get cheated on, would you rather be cheated up or down?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AKA would you rather the other woman/man be more put together than you...or a total loser?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons… Hosted on Acast. See ...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, November 28
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 28
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 28
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She's Afraid She's Moving Too Fast In Her New Relationship
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Days after ending her eight year relationship, she started seeing someone new. Things are going great, but she’s starting to question herself. Is sh...
He Cheated On Her With Her MOM?!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's the crappiest thing a dude did to you and you still forgave him? We asked #BertShowFam to spill and they DID! Like...he cheated on her with her...
Producer Rebecca Shares What She’s Learned After Being Sober For A Year!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca shares what she’s learned after being sober for a year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She Might Dump Her Boyfriend Over His TEETH!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is she an A-Hole? She's considering breaking up with her boyfriend because she can't get past his teeth! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
He Broke In And Left Something DISGUSTING!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He broke into their house! But it was something he left BEHIND that had everyone shocked...listen here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
The Bert Show Talks To TROLLS!
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Can you really talk to a troll? Bert wants to have a real conversation with controversial commenters. Why are you the way you are?! Hosted on Acast. S...
Did We Discover The Perfect Thanksgiving Song?
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did we just discover the perfect Thanksgiving song? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do You Suffer From Autumn Anxiety?
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you ever notice that you feel more anxious in autumn? It's not just you! Kristin breaks down this real spooky phenomenon! Hosted on Acast. Se...
Are You Supposed To Tip After Buying Your Wedding Dress?
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Should you tip the salesperson after buying your wedding dress? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.