The Bert Show

Beyoncé Will Perform A Halftime Show During An NFL Christmas Day Game!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé Will Perform A Halftime Show During An NFL Christmas Day Game!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is It Wrong To Tell Your Significant Other You Don’t Need Them?

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a compliment or an insult to tell your significant other you don't need them? Sure, you love them. You just don't NEED them. Hosted on Acast. Se...

One Of Us Needs To Cut Off A Friend And Doesn’t Know How!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it better to cut a friend off cold turkey or phase them out slowly? Producer Rebecca needs some advice...she's having trouble with a friend over th...

She Got A Surprising Call From Her Ex-Best Friend’s Husband!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She missed a call from ex-best friend's husband that she was NOT expecting…what’s the tea? Abby will share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Bert Had A Breakthrough With His Dog For A Surprising Reason!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He had a breakthrough with his bulldog! Bert’s puppy Frannie is like a new dog because of his girlfriend! He’ll explain why… Hosted on Acast. Se...

Tinder Takedown: Why Won’t Her Boyfriend Invite Her To Thanksgiving?

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She thought her boyfriend was going to invite her to spend Thanksgiving with his family since she's all alone...but he hasn't! Why? We're going to try...

She Canceled A Date Because He Texted Her TOO Much!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She CANCELED on him and replaced him with someone else all because he was TOO interested! Is texting too much before a first date a red flag? Hosted o...

He’s In The Dog-house After Making This Noise At A Hot Woman On Television!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He's in the doghouse with his wife after he made THIS noise when he saw one of the right girls during the #TysonPaul fight! How should he dig himself ...

Did Jake Paul Go Easy On Mike Tyson?

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s not a popular opinion, but Bert actually respects Jake Paul! Do you think he went easy on Mike Tyson during their match?+ It's time to get stup...

Kevin Costner Reacts To “Yellowstone” Outrage Over Character’s Death

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin Costner Reacts To “Yellowstone” Outrage Over Character’s Death Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Accidentally Insulted A Stranger From The Industry!

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did Kristin accidentally insult someone else from the industry at a fancy dinner party? She's not sure...but she can't stop thinking about it! What sa...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, November 18

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Monday, November 18

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Monday, November 18

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Is She A Bad Parent For Wanting To Trash Her Kid’s Art?

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How long do you hold on to the art your kid comes home from school with....when it’s taking up space? Help Cassie feel better! Hosted on Acast. See ...

Kristin Doesn’t Know How To Feel Now That She’s A COUGAR!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kristin is having a hard time accepting who and what she is after her Girl's Trip. Can any other cougars relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Kim Kardashian Claims She’s Raising Her Kids By Herself!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Kardashian Claims She’s Raising Her Kids By Herself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did The Super Beaver Moon Ritual Work For Someone In Studio?

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Super Beaver Moon was this weekend! Did Abby work her magic with the weirdest love-spell ritual Kristin found on the internet? We've got an update...

The Planners From Georgia Safe Retirement Are Going To Help Our Intern Budget!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You're fresh out of college and your budget is teeeny tiny...sound like you? Listen to this segment! Georgia Safe Retirement Planners joined us in stu...

Should She Go On A Date With Her Ex Husband?!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is it a bad idea for her to go on a date with her ex-husband she split from 6 years ago? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Mike Tyson Got A Little Too Real In This Interview With A Teenager!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Tyson Got A Little Too Real In This Interview With A Teenager! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Time For The Bert Show’s Thanksgiving Throwdown: Influencer Recipe Edition!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the Thanksgiving #Influencer Recipe Challenge! We're going to take real recipes from #foodies online to battle it out in a Thanksgiving ...

The Bert’s Big Adventure Holiday Reunion Was So Special! + It's Time For Giving Tuesday With Zaxby's!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Bert’s Big Adventure Holiday Reunion was so special! We share the highlights, including Santa, princesses, and the true star of the show: the CH...

PT 2: She Wants To Ask For Her Good Friend’s SPERM!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She and her wife were about to ask their best friend to be their sperm donor! How did he take it?! Click here for the update! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

She Caught A Stranger At The Bar Gossiping About Her Appearance!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we want you to spill the tea you were NEVER supposed to know! What did you learn after eavesdropping? Here's what Kristin caught a stranger whis...

SNL’s Domingo Got Arrested In LA?!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SNL’s Domingo Got Arrested In LA?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s Been A Major Twist In The Bert Show’s College Football Bet!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There was an upset in The Bert Show's College Football Bet! Can you believe who's still kicking? We sure can't! Click here to find out! Hosted on Acas...

PT 2: The Entire Family Is Ghosting Her Nephew On His Wedding Day!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everybody in the family HATES the bride so much that they were all considering not going to the wedding at all! Did they change their minds over the w...

Monday Mantras: Remember This The Next Time Someone Gossips About You!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday! In need of a little motivation? Here are our #MondayMantras: Remember THIS the next time someone gossips about you. Hosted on Acast. See...

His Girlfriend “Accidentally” Sent Him A Text To Send Him A Petty MESSAGE!

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever "accidentally" sent someone a text message because you really wanted them to know something you didn't feel comfortable saying to their ...

We Break Down The Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul Fight

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We Break Down The Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul Fight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show Hosts Their Very First Fish Funeral

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s so hard to say goodbye…but luckily, we gave Fish Daddy AKA Producer Jackson to give final rites to our fallen Bert Show fish. Click here to l...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, November 15

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Friday, November 15

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Friday, November 15

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

He’s Moving In With His Girlfriend For The First Time And It’s Already Chaos!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Messy Mikey is touring apartments with his lady and keeps running into the same problem...they're all GARBAGE! She wants to move in and adopt a dog! S...

We Share A Special Spell For The Super Beaver Moon!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The super beaver moon is nigh! You know what that means...it's the perfect time to cast some spells. Here's a ritual The Bert Show recommends. Hosted ...

Was There Foul Play After The Passing Of Another Bert Show Fish?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pour one out for another Bert Show fish…despite our best efforts, another fair goldfish has passed on. But was it foul play?! Hosted on Acast. See a...

Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got...

Are Lizzo And Lana Del Rey Beefing Online?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are Lizzo And Lana Del Rey Beefing Online? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are White People Nasty For Doing THIS With Their Dogs?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you shower with your dog in the same bathtub? Do you sleep in the same bed? Do we treat our dogs differently in different cultures? Let's talk abou...

These Are The Celebrities The Bert Show Is Banning From Their Hometowns!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One of the most #Atlanta celebrities of all time is being BANISHED! What celeb would you ban from your hometown? Here's who The Bert Show is evicting!...

She Wants To Ask For Her Good Friend’s SPERM!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She and her wife need to ask a friend for something VERY personal! Will it ruin their relationship if they ask a friend for SPERM?! Hosted on Acast. S...

Mike Tyson Slapped Jake Paul In The Face Before Their Big Fight!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why did Mike Tyson slap Jake Paul in the face in their final showdown before the big fight? We’ve got some theories…are you watching the fight ton...

Denzel Washington Claims A Same-Sex Kiss Was Cut From Gladiator!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Denzel Washington Claims A Same-Sex Kiss Was Cut From Gladiator!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Will Be Sitting In The Stands During The Bert Show’s College Football Bet?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone’s gonna be singing and someone’s gonna be sitting pretty in the stands watching! Who do you think is losing The Bert Show’s College Foot...

The Entire Family Is Ghosting Her Nephew On His Wedding Day!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The entire family is skipping her nephew's wedding without telling him! Why? Because they HATE his fiancée! Are they right or are they wrong? Hosted ...

Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Is This The Most Unhinged Voicemail Ever?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Kristin’s #BadTake of the week! Up today? If you're looking for a second date, maybe don't call a girl and say this...is this the WILD...

Will Glen Powell Replace Tom Cruise In Mission Impossible?

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will Glen Powell Replace Tom Cruise In Mission Impossible?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Chivalry Be Dead Because It’s DISGUSTING?!

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Maybe chivalry should be dead? Cassie thinks so after her husband *tried* to do something romantic and it backfired in a DISGUSTING way!  Hosted ...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, November 14

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, November 14

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, November 14

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Should The Bert Show Start Their Own MUSICAL?

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They had a plan to have a bunch of kids together, but she had one kid and realized she was done. Did she ever tell her husband her true feelings? But ...

Can You Recognize These Common Black Phrases?

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you recognize these common phrases used in Black households? Turns out it's hard for The Bert Show members of the caucasian persuasion! Hosted on ...

Doomscrolling Is Putting Your Health In Danger!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Rebecca wants you to STOP doomscrolling before it's too late! We knew it was bad for you...but did you know it's DANGEROUS? She'll explain. H...

The Bert Show Built The Perfect Man Using Celebrity Body Parts!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you could put every male celebrity together and pick a part from each one to create the perfect male specimen...who and what would you use? Hosted ...

His Coworkers Think He’s Nasty After He Left THIS In The Bathroom!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All of his dudes, friends, and coworkers think he's NASTY after he made this one mistake...leaving THIS out in the living room at a get-together! Host...

Dave Coulier Reveals He Has Been Diagnosed With Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Coulier Reveals He Has Been Diagnosed With Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These Are The Best Selling Christmas Singles Of 2024!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

These Are The Best Selling Christmas Singles Of 2024! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should You Encourage Your Kids To Play A Different Sport If They Suck At It?

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you have to pay big for your kid to participate in a sport...and they clearly SUCK at it--should you encourage them to do something different? Host...

He Broke Up With Her And Then Lost His Memory!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He broke up with her and then lost his memory after a concussion and continued dating her! They're married now...was she wrong to never tell him about...

PT 2: She Wants To Drug Her Depressed Husband?!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She was thinking about drugging her husband without him even knowing to help his mental health! Sure, it's illegal...but did she do it? We've got the ...

She Doesn’t Want A Relationship, She Wants Dopamine!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abby had a breakthrough while recording The Break Up Break Down. She doesn't want a relationship...she wants something else! DRUGS? What? She'll tell ...

The Queen Of Christmas Music Has Been Dethroned By Someone Surprising!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Queen Of Christmas Music Has Been Dethroned By Someone Surprising! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Do You Think Is Winning The Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul Fight!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who do YOU think is going down in the #MikeTyson vs #JakePaul fight? We’re pretty embarrassed about how HYPE we are over this fight! Hosted on Acast...

His Girlfriend Is Holding His PlayStation HOSTAGE For Refusing To Meet Her Family!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

His girlfriend is holding his PlayStation HOSTAGE because he refused to meet her family! Who's really in the wrong here? Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Follow Up Thursday: Her Step-Dad Was Cheating On Her Mom With Her Best Friend!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She suspected her stepdad was cheating on her mom, but the person WHO he was cheating with left us all speechless. Did she ever break the news to her ...

Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: GOOP Price Is Right!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of year again! The #GOOP Gift Guide is OUT! Let's play Gwyneth's favorite game--click here to play Goop Gift Guide Price Is Right! Host...

Mark Zuckerberg And T-Pain Released A Remix Of Get Low For A Romantic Reason!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Zuckerberg And T-Pain Released A Remix Of Get Low For A Romantic Reason!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Sports RUINING Someone In Studio’s Life?

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are sports RUINING Moe’s life? He thinks so! Especially after *this* disaster happened when he was trying to see his beloved team play. Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, November 13

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, November 13

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, November 13

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

They Fell In Love At First Sight A Year Ago! Are They Still Together?

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A year ago ago, they told us they had fallen in love at first sight! Today we're checking back in on the happy couples. Are they still in love? Get th...

She Changed One Thing On Her Dating App Profile And Men Started Swiping Right!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Abby made one change to her dating apps that has completely changed the type of guy that swipes right! Why? Let's get into it.They did you WRONG! Are ...

He Gave His Dog Drugs And Her Personality Changed Overnight!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Does Bert’s dog need to be medicated? He thinks so after seeing a change in personality overnight after he gave her this! Hosted on Acast. See acast...

We Break Down The Real Reason So Many People Struggle With Their Weight

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are we thinking about #obesity all wrong? For a lot of people, will-power is not enough to maintain a healthy weight! Let’s break down the real reas...

Her Situationship Is Hooking Up With Her Neighbor!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After her Girl's Trip weekend, Kristin realized that there’s THREE kinds of girls on vacation. Which one are you?+ She’s in a “situationship” ...

The Mailman Went Postal And Murdered The Landscaper?!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Need reason # 10,000 why Florida is a nightmare on earth? Abby shares the story of her cousin's mailman who MURDERED their landscaper in cold blood! H...

Alleged Cannibal Armie Hammer Revealed His Mom Gifted Him A Vasectomy For His Birthday

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alleged Cannibal Armie Hammer Revealed His Mom Gifted Him A Vasectomy For His Birthday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She wanted our help texting her husband to incite a fight so that she'd get their bed all to herself! We did our part...how did it go? Hosted on Acast...

Elon Musk Responds After SNL’s Chloe Fineman Claims He Made Her Cry!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elon Musk Responds After SNL’s Chloe Fineman Claims He Made Her Cry!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Found Out Just How Out Of Shape Everyone In Studio Is Live On Air!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How many pushups can YOU do? Did you know there’s a specific number you *should* be able to do depending on your age? We discovered how out of shape...

Would We Rather Be Stuck In The Woods With A Man Or A Bear Or BOTH?!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man?" Well this weekend, Abby was there with BOTH...she'll tell you who she preferred! Hosted...

Denzel Washington Teases A Role In Black Panther 3!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Denzel Washington Teases A Role In Black Panther 3!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Social Media Gotten Even More Toxic?

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Has social media gotten even more toxic lately or are we just stuck on our algorithm? Is it time to cut the cord online? Let’s talk about it! Hosted...

They Had To Hire A Bouncer For The Wedding To Keep Out The Objectors!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who were you afraid might pop out at your wedding? She had to hire a BOUNCER to prevent certain people from crashing and objecting to their union! Hos...

Friendsgiving Was A Failure After Someone Did THIS To The Turkey!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How did Moe’s friendsgiving go? Almost perfect…until someone botched the biggest part of the party and almost ruined it completely! THE TURKEY. He...

Someone In Studio Pissed Their Neighbor Off With Bad Plane Etiquette!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Quick etiquette question: when you're sitting in the window seat on a plane and your neighbor falls asleep…and you have to PEE—do you wake them up...

Travis Kelce And Patrick Mahomes’ Houses Were Hit In Back-To-Back Burglaries

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Travis Kelce And Patrick Mahomes’ Houses Were Hit In Back-To-Back Burglaries   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Who Is The REAL Sexiest Man Alive?

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well, we officially found out who the sexiest man alive is last night, but did they get it right? MAYBE! Abby shares her list of the sexiest alternate...

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, November 12

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, November 12

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, November 12

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

The Bert Show Tries MREs To Honor Veterans!

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing our part to honor our veterans! By taste testing MREs...have you ever tried a "meal ready-to-eat"? Here's how it tasted! Hosted on Acast. ...

Background Check PT 2: Is Her New Guy Too Good To Be True? 

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

She asked us to do a background check on a dude she'd been dating that might have a kid?! She was going to confront him over the weekend...how did it ...

Dave Portnoy Labels Zach Bryan "Country Diddy" In New Diss Track!

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Portnoy Labels Zach Bryan "Country Diddy" In New Diss Track! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should She Be Flattered Or Freaked Out That Someone Mistook Her For A Prostitute?!

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should Kristin be flattered or freaked out?! She thought she was rocking her 'going out' outfit and someone mistook her for a lady of the night?! Host...

Her Sister Is Trying To Sue Her?!

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Her dad is encouraging her sister to SUE her! Does she have a case? We have family law attorney Jarrod Oxendine on the line to give her advice! Hosted...