The Big Scottish Football Podcast
Episodes
Ep.172 BIG SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PODCAST | ENGLAND'S A PAKORA FREE NATION
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is back from Germany and the guys are here to look back at a painful friendly against Japan and all the lower league action in Scotland.What ar...
Episode 171 | CCG
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is off to Germany so Gabriel Antoniazzi jumos in to discuss another big weekend in the Scottish Premiership title race.With Celtic slipping up ...
Episode 170 | I won't be seen dead in the Whoopsie section
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the big birthday episode as Gordon Dalziel turns 64 and Steven Mill is here to celebrate with him, by looking back at another weekend of Scotti...
Episode 169 | An Asda Fanatic
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The day after a Scottish Cup weekend and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at what happened as well as all the league action.Is Fal...
Episode 168 | Leslie Nielsen
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There was only one winner this weekend in the Scottish Premiertitle race as Heart’s had a big smile on their face after Rangers and Celtic drew at I...
Episode 167 | Who shot Bobby?
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It was another crazy weekend in Scottish Football and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are hear to rake through it.Steven reckons Mother well have a be...
Episode 166 | Dating Jane McDonald
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are joined by comedian Mark Nelson who is here to talk about his Glasgow Comedy Festival Show and of course Scottish Fo...
Episode 165 | Half And Half
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Sweaty Octopus is in charge but don’t let that put you off as Gordon Dalziel is here to look back at a weekend of Scottish Cup action and a look...
Ep.164 BIG SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PODCAST | MY LAST 5P
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s transfer deadline day and Gordon Dalziel & Steven Mill are here to go through another weekend of Scottish Football action as well as all th...
Episode 163 | Mo Lennon Stone
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here after another big weekend in Scottish Football as the title race well and truly became a three way battle.Is...
Episode 162 | Drinking with Doddie Weir
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s cup weekend and just like having a cup goalie, we have brought Gabriel Antoniazzi off the bench to talk about all the action alongside Gordon D...
Episode 161 | The Julian Broddle Stand
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Steven ill, sorry Mill, is here with the man who wants a stand named after him at Raith Rovers, Gordon Dalziel to talk about another weekend of Scotti...
Episode 160 | Rat Arm Muscle
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! It’s the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2026 and Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel have a lot to discussIs there a question o...
Episode 159 | Every Blade of Plastic
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is back with Gordon Dalziel to dissect another weekend of Scottish Football with Rangers losing to Hearts and Wilfried Nancy finally getting hi...
Episode 158 | Hair Freshner
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Gabriel Antoniazzi’s debut on the podcast as he teams up with Gordon Dalziel and we find out a little bit too much about his toilet habits.Th...
Episode 157 | Underthinking
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel bring you their reaction to another weekend of Scottish Football as Hearts stay top after Wilfried Nancy’s first game...
Episode 156 | Steven Pressley Had a Dream
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are on with their unique take on Scottish Football after a weekend of Premiership and Scottish Cup action.Talking Range...
Episode 155 | This One is for Jimmy Cliff
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Still revelling off the fact Scotland are going to the World Cup, Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here to talk about the national team and all th...
Episode 154 | Fall On Your Feet
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend, as for once the nation’s football team managed to grab hope from the jaws of despair! Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here to t...
Episode 153 | Abroath
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gordon Dalziel joins Steven Mill this week to look back at another big weekend of SPFL action.Was Celtic v Midtjylland, Old club v New Club? Talking a...
Episode 152 | Bad Toilet Intentions
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steve is back, as the Phil and Norm of Scottish podcasting are reunited to look back at a weekend of semi and league action.Looking back at the Rodger...
Episode 151 | A Spew a day, keeps the nerves away
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On a weekend that Hearts go 8 points clear at the top, Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at all the action in Scottish Football Can...
Episode 150 | Playing tig at Raith Rovers
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Super sub Gordon Dalziel joins Steven Mill this week as the pair look back at the weekend in Scottish Football.Is Danny Rohl the man for Rangers? Is B...
Episode 149 | Dodged A Bullet
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill & Steve Cowan return to break down Scotland's mixed bag of good results with bad performances over the international break. There's ch...
Episode 148 | Giamolpollus
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Lou and Harold of Scottish Football Podcasting are here, as Steven Mill & Steve Cowan, discuss the weekends results and big stories.Only one p...
Episode 147 | Steve Cowbear
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Joey and Chandler of Scottish Football podcasting are here to talk the weekend just gone in the SPFL.Before that though, get insider knowledge on ...
Episode 146 | Paul Caldwell
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Laurel and Hardy of Scottish Football podcasting are here to look back at a weekend of League Cup and League action in full technicolour.Where did...
Episode 145 | Clarification
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Trevor and Simon of Scottish football podcasting are on a day late after Steven went full James Richardson taking in Serie A with a cocktail and a...
Episode 144 | Take It On The Chin
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Even though it's an International break there is still plenty to discuss as the Torvill and Dean of podcasting, glide across the ice of Scottish Footb...
Episode 143 | Tik Tok killed You've Been Framed
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s transfer deadline day, and the movers and shakers of Scottish Football podcasting, Steven Mill & Steve Cowan are doing deals left, right an...
Episode 142 | A Ramen in Wishaw
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Final bosses of podcasting, Steven Mill and Steve Cowan are getting their bowl cuts and sunglasses ready, to delve into another weekend of Scottis...
Episode 141 | A Box of Ians
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill and Steve Cowan are here to cannonball into a big pool of Scottish Football as they look back at the League Cup and league games acrosso t...
Episode 140 | Steve Cowan's Wikipedia
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven and Steve are back to bring you a ladle full of Scottish Football as they look back on another weekend of action up and down the SPFL.Jim White...
Episode 139 | Appendage
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill & Steve Cowan are here to look back at Match Day 1 in Scottish Football.Should Dessers start for Rangers? Can Hearts win the title in ...
Episode 138 | There or Thereabouts
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Big Scottish Football podcast has been busy in the transfer window over the close season. One big player has left so we got out the cheque book an...
Episode 137 | Jambo Sheep
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s only a few games to talk about so how come Steve and Ewen have turned this into a 90 minute podcast I hear you cry…Well, as they don an Ab...
Episode 136 | I Hate the Internet
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry we’re late, Ewen got kidnapped after getting caught in someone’s garden in Bonnyrigg. Anyway, better late than never and he and Steven are h...
Episode 135 | It's NOT a Thruple Thing
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about the play-offs and who stays in the Premiership now as Ewen and Steven get stuck into another weekend in Scottish Football.This week ...
Episode 134 | The Millinium Dome
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fortunate Falkirk™ finally won the Scottish Championship at the weekend, and Steven Mill has been through the ringer. Hear all about that with speci...
Episode 133 | It's NOT just now you get swingers...
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a big weekend in Scottish football, titles were won, some were blown and Heart’s are once again looking for a new manager.They are here to di...
Episode 132 | Sit on this and Swivel
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen’s got a brand new hair cut, turns out Steven has never seen Star Wars but before are ready to talk about Scottish Football and what happened in...
Episode 131 | The Fun Factory
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The price of Weetabix, what’s your favourite butter and do you eat in bed? All this is discussed by Ewen and Steven before they even talk Scottish F...
Episode 130 | Alarm Sound Detected
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a shocking revelation in regards to Mrs Cameron's privacy as Ewen's home pod alarm tells all, Steven lets emotions fly high as him and Ewen di...
Episode 129 | Twitching Like a Rabbit's Nose
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen is reeling after Hearts defeat at Celtic while Steven can’t believe what is happening at Dunfermline as the boys, look at another topsy turvey ...
Episode 128 | Mehmet
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen is back from the UAE and has some serious questions to answer about his toilet habits, while Steven is a little under the weather, as they look b...
Episode 127 | Intercontinental Breakfast
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen is on holiday (makes a change for Steven) so after several co-presenter call offs, the Sweaty Octopus, is called from the bench. But will a Dunfe...
Episode 126 | Jambo Tetch
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about the Scottish Cup and the lower leagues this week as Ewen and Steven, get in amongst the muck of Scottish football.There are cam...
Episode 125 | Phone a Friend
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are here with their own unique take on Scottish Football including the Edinburgh derby win for Hibs and rumours of the ne...
Episode 124 | The Vault of Staunch
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill is fresh back from another holiday and is ready to talk about Scottish Football and inclined toilet seats! Ewen Cameron has a very strange...
🏅 Episode 123 | Calm Down Dear
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen has a rager about Hearts being beaten by Rangers and Steven Mill is here for it, as the boys look back on a weekend of Scottish Football.What’s...
📺 Episode 122 | Sally Magnusson
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen Cameron is name dropping on this weeks episode but luckily Steven Mill is here to pick them up and talk Scottish Football.Mr Cameron lets his tru...
Episode 121 | The Great Grape Debate
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From philosophical discussion to nipples, there is something for everyone including a look at Scottish Football on this week’s show with Ewen Camero...
Episode 120 | This is NOT a Rangers podcast
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is back so it’s a little less staunch this week, as him and Channel 5’s Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend in Scottish Football.Ewen is ...
Episode 119 | Wild Country
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shock horror, Steven Mill is away on holiday, so River City, Scot Squad and fellow Fifer, Jordan Young comes on off the bench to join Ewen Cameron.We ...
Episode 118 | Back in the Dessert game
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are Arctic rolls better than an orgasm? Ewen Cameron thinks so and that along with all the Scottish football action is up for discussion on this week’...
5️⃣ Episode 117 | DO NOT call him Channel 5's Ewen Cameron
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! It’s the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2025 and Ewen Cameron has a resolution, not to get angry! Let’s see how long that ...
📺 Episode 116 | Channel 5's Ewen Cameron
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the Christmas festivities, the boys are back and Steven is eager to talk about Ewen Cameron's BIG appearance on Channel 5's When Parties Go Horr...
🦌 Episode 115 | Gergely Rudolph
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
T’was, two nights before Christmas and all through the house, everything was quiet except from EWEN CAMERONSteven Mill and Ewen bring you a fe...
💡 Episode 114 | Head Under a Lamp
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are looking back at a dramatic weekend in Scottish Football but where is Producer John?Was it a penalty? Find out who was...
Episode 113 | I want to be a Count
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill is back from one of his many holidays as him and Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend that was in Scottish Football. Aside from the footb...
Episode 112 | Wooden Zombie
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill is off on holiday so Ewen Cameron is joined by Mark Wilson. They look back at all the action across the Scottish Premiership, discuss last...
Episode 111 | I got lost in M&S
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While the weather took its toll on Scottish Football, it won’t stop Ewen and Steven! They are looking back at all the games that took place across t...
🍓 BSFP Ep.110 | Fruit Salad Buffet
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s international week but there is still plenty to chew on from Scottish Football and Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron are here for it. Why is it ‘...
🚽 Episode 109 | She Wees over the cooking pot
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cricket grounds, She Wees and hoovers are top of the agenda but there is a lot to talk about in Scottish Football and Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron a...
Episode 108 | Oneity One
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen and Steven are back to explain number systems and talk about the weekend in Scottish Football!Steven is a grump after the Dunfermline result but ...
Episode 107 | Al's Toy Barn
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen Cameron has made it a spooky Halloween special on the BSFP much to Steven Mill’s surprise… The guys are looking back at a weekend of Scottish...
Episode 106 | Yum Yum Noodles
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven & Ewen break down the weekend’s action, from a thriller at Celtic Park, to a nightmare for Rangers at Rugby Park, will Steven’s predict...
Episode 105 | Get Your Teets Out
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back after Ewen's FAMOUS win on the Shoot Out Quiz last week! Can Ewen make it two in a row? Steven & Ewen also break down Scotland's close ...
Episode 104 | Crazy Chimp Lover
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is back from his holiday as the he reunites with Ewen to talk about egg stations, Stanley Tucci and monkeys! Is Mark Wilson punching above his ...
Episode 103 | Ewen fancies Bungle from Rainbow!
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Celtic ‘legend’ Mark Wilson is off the bench once again to join ‘radio icon’ Ewen Cameron, to bring you the latest from Scottish FootballAs we...
Episode 102 | Coll of Duty
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is off on his holiday, so Ewen has invited Celtic’s Mark Wilson and Falkirk Captain Coll Donaldson to talk Scottish Football.We get an insigh...
Episode 101 | A Packet of Ham
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Will Hearts ever win? That is the question that Ewen Cameron is left to face as even Steven Mill’s Dunfermline got a result at the weekend. The boys...
Episode 100 | One Hundred Not Out
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the 100th episode of the Big Scottish Football Podcast; where is our telegram?With a century of podcasts behind them, Steven and Ewen loo...
Episode 99 | Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Mill is here to enjoy another Hearts meltdown from Ewen Cameron and the question is being asked; is there a battle for 2nd place emerging in th...
Episode 98 | Bozo the Clown
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen has went off the grid after Heart’s nightmare start to the season but Steven is not letting him get away with it! The boys are here to talk abo...
Episode 97 | A Lap Dance From Alex Totten
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven & Ewen are back after a weekend of League Cup drama. Hearts let Ewen down yet again and his reaction is as measured as always. The guys tal...
Episode 96 | The Big Enya Podcast
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven & Ewen are back for Round 2 of Scottish football. The guys have plenty of chat on Foreign Exchange Students, Wester Hailes and much more. T...
Episode 95 | The Sheba Man
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven & Ewen return after a predictions show last week. Season 24/25 has had its opening weekend in the books, and the boys breakdown the weekend...
Episode 94 | 24/25 Scottish Football Predictions
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guess who’s back? Back Again? Ewen and Steven are back, tell a friend…Season 24/25 in Scottish is loaded and ready to go and the boys are here to ...
Episode 93 | Say Hello to My Little Friend
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is still at the Euros so Ewen is joined by star of River City and Scot Squad, PC Jack Mclaren aka Shagger aka Jordan Young. Looking back on a h...
Episode 92 | Is Goofy a dog?
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is away to the Euros so Ewen is joined by former Scotland striker Simon Donnelly to look back at the opening game defeat to Germany.They try an...
Episode 91 | Adult Disney Channel
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the last show before the Euros and Ewen Cameron & Steven Mill are like kids waiting for Christmas day. Who starts against Germany? What are...
Episode 90 | Maurice Walker
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There might be no football on but there's still plenty to talk about, as Ewen and Steven gear up for the Euros and talk artificial pitches! It's Falki...
Episode 89 | The Crowning
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There’s only a few games to talk about, so expect chat about bleeding nipples, stories of Ewen’s children being born and the origins of Special K!...
Episode 88 | Who has got a Bidet?
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven and Ewen are back from Newcastle and feeling rough, but not rough enough to stop them looking back on the last weekend of the Scottish Premiers...
Episode 87 | Your Powers Are Weak Old Man
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen has come dressed as Kylo Ren in anticipation for his Star Wars quiz but he’s more like Obi Bam Kenobi, as him and Steven Mill look back at the ...
Episode 86 | All the Nicholsons
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jack, Barry, Andy it's all about the Nicholsons on this weeks Big Scottish Football Podcast, as Steven Mill and Ewen Cameron look back at all the week...
Episode 85 | Shaving My Clothes
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen has a very strange confession to make on this weeks show, as him and Steven look into the wonderful world of Scottish Football.Looking back at th...
Episode 84 | Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Poor Ewen Cameron, his team didn’t show up at Hampden at the weekend and he is a sad boy. But hey at least he can take credit for the success of Bab...
Episode 83 | Aunty Shelley
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the relationship between Rhys McCabe & Shelley Kerr? Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron investigate as well as looking at all the weeke...
Episode 82 | The Happy Dance Special
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven has taken the week off but not to worry, Dumbarton and Brechin legend Mark Wilson has stepped up to join Ewen.The boys react to an Old Firm cla...
Episode 81 | The Final Furlong
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get in the Easter Spirit after a great weekend of Scottish football. A stressed Joe Biden joins us, We reveal the vote on In The Bin, and...
Episode 80 | Jason's Mom
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pick apart Scotland's 4-0 friendly defeat to The Netherlands, we stick the Falkirk champagne back on ice for another week & we try to...
Episode 79 | Christian Titz
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about Titz this week. Christian Titz, as Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron discuss his potential appointment at Aberdeen as well as looking at...
Episode 78 | Zola Budd v Dujon Sterling
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was Scottish Cup weekend and Ewen and Steven are here to have their say on the quarter finals as well as all the league action.Who next for Aberdee...
Episode 77 | Pans v Spatulas
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen is like a coiled spring and just desperate to break out the happy dance after Hearts win over Celtic. Steven and Jambo Bear look back at that gam...
Episode 76 | IF
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen Cameron aka Jambo Bear, isn’t happy after the weekend and you will hear his tale of Hearts being gubbed by Rangers. Of course Steven Mill...
Episode 75 | You Lookin At Me
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ewen has turned up looking like Robert De Niro from Taxi Driver and is telling Steven that Hearts are in the title race, yep, it’s the big Scottish ...
Episode 74 | The Wheelbarrow
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven and Ewen recap the weekend's Scottish Cup, and the Jambobear is in high spirits after his Hearts team "played like Manchester City". There's s...
Episode 73 | Eye of the Tiger
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steven is back from his hols and coincidentally, so is Jim White back on the podcast to look back at all the big transfer news from January. Ewen and ...