The Bill Simmons Podcast
A Round 2 Roller-Coaster Ride, Denver’s QB Plight, and Josh’s Lost Weekend With Cousin Sal
19 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What happened in the Rams-Bears overtime game?
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哦,那是一个很棒的,我爱它,我爱它,是的,这是一个为我们的星期,因为我们去,我们去下周的Netflix,嗯哼,我们想要弄出几个,我把我的隐藏视频关掉,那是我们的,呃,是的,我们想要弄出几个,在我们开始之前,无论如何,你应该封闭,你应该封闭大家在最后,我说,那是一个很重要的事,对吧,我应该,我应该把我的衣服脱下,在最后,还有时间,来到,萨尔和我将谈论一个不可思议的足球周末,直到这一刻,
Cousin Sal is here.Best Super Bowl draft.Here are the Super Bowl nominees, Sal.Wait a minute.May vs. Stafford.May vs. Darnold.Stidham vs. Stafford or Stidham vs. Darnold.What are you the most excited about?I like Stidham, Darnold.I mean, I've been rooting for that all year.You know me.I'm not a front runner.That's the one I had targeted all year.Stidham and Darnold.It really looks like it's going to happen.Stidham has one career win.
Oh manHow do you do itHow do you do itDon't even startCan we talk aboutRams Bears firstI'm hoping we can talk aboutRams Bearsto a point where you forget about your teamMaybe we can go the whole hour and a halfif you wantHow dare youRams BearsWould it have been the Colt Comet gameor the Caleb Tecmo Bowl game for you
因为那是一种原来的技术技术攻击的方式,只是往后跑25米,然后向尾阻挡,然后那个人就抓住了,但是你怎么记得那样的事呢?对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对对
对,因为他,我不知道他是我们生活中我们见过的最佳四下半球员,他必须得有多少,他必须得有多少奇迹的四下半球员,他已经有差不多一十多了,但事实上,在那一场比赛中,他能够回归来,并且创造了一场一对一的三个结束区,我只是不知道他怎么做。
他打了四十六个尺寸的尺寸是一个十四个尺寸的尺寸的尺寸其实打了四十六个尺寸的尺寸
看,我,他是,他在任何球员的经验中,我见到的最佳的球员是一个非常有趣的联盟选手,他在一场比赛系列中从游戏到游戏,你根本就不知道他会热,他会投入三个,嗯,他可以在二十二分之六,然后在游戏的最后七个拍摄中,我认为,我认为这个季度对他来说是一个巨大的胜利,我不知该从他来说,
前往今年,我沒有想過會是一輛巴士,但會不會是一輛失敗的巴士?會不會被Daniels或Drake May通過?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts predict the outcomes of the conference championship games?
这些暖气洞队在外面你真的必须猜到你能看到在家里的分数如果你的家在洞里但大多数时候它确实会有区别我告诉你我认为我们这周纪录制了一条纪录纪录的纪录纪录的纪录纪录
你知道,就像冬天,那是冬天的第一季吗?就像哦,他应该有的,但就像我感觉我们看到了40个那些整个周末,我们可以谈谈,也有几个在比赛前的比赛中,是的,是的,所以我们有几个几个几个几个几个几个几个几个
and then we go to oh that like it was so much happened but the bottom line is the ram scored what ten points in the last three hours of the game yeah it's trueand if i'm the seahawksi'm probably rooting for the bears as i watch that game rightbut i'm a little less afraid of the rams
是的,我认为是这样的。我说,这是一个锻炼比赛,对吗?是的,第三次,我不知道,我认为麦菲尼是会更多的,但嗯,是的,确实是确实是一个加密投资现在的进步,除了你这个团队,它们都会走到最后,但我现在不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,不看,
rams plus 220 broncos thirteen and onewhat happened with the broncos i missed something yeah they're in the final they were looking so good why did 13-1 so the nfl's best case scenario is may versus stafford the rams rematch mcveigh getting his revenge against the patriots yeah may in his second year making the super bowl if you're just talking like big picture story lines that's probably the coolest for sure yeah
May versus Darnold, we would just see the Darnold ghost, the clips of that one Jets-Pats game, that would just be two weeks of that, right?Or Malcolm Butler, right?That's the rematch of that.Oh yeah, that's the Seattle revenge game.Yeah, yeah.I mean, I think three of the four are Super Bowl rematches, right?Yeah, New England Rams, which was a lousy Super Bowl.Seattle, New England, one of the best ever.Maybe Seattle, New England's the best one, because Seattle's never won a Super Bowl.
你不能错过他们,他们会在那里得到惩罚。然后,当我们进入了Stidham地区时,现在你必须开始自我谈论,我已经写下了,QB的背景。是的,在大会冠军或超级冠军时,最好的是Hostetler和Nick Foles,他们今天说了很多话,我认为他们很感谢,
我爱它 为什么他必须输了那太厉害了 放开迪克福尔斯 哇 没有人想听到你说话 你知道吗 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 没关系 远远远远远远远远远远远
对,是的,他有一个生涯赢了,我认为这是新的标准,如果他能够赢两场比赛,对,这是一个生涯赢了,他没赢过两半年,对吗?我喜欢他,我
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Chapter 3: What are the standout performances from the divisional round of the NFL playoffs?
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You knowI wasI felt like I was really good last weekI was on itThe Pats game took a lot out of me todaycause it's outReally?How so?YeahYeahIt was a that was kind of a heart attack game 你回家,天气不好,另一队的球员在第一半投了四个击中。突然之间,那是一个拥有的比赛,我们感觉我们根本没有能量,那比赛大概有20分钟。
很黑暗,但我不认为我是唯一一位帕特的粉丝,我感觉那样,我说,真的吗?这就是这季节会结束的,我们会输给一个队伍的副队员有这么大的眼光,在半场时,辩论是否他们将将他们替代在两场比赛中的两场比赛,那是什么时候发生的?对,1984年,
马克思比尔斯我认为这是正确的问题他们会把戴维斯·米罗斯带来吗因为我们在打电话谈论中然后莱恩·克罗克来到然后你不能这样做这个人是你的队员他被转场了突然之间他们在中场节目中有第一个拍摄我感到很惊讶因为我认为他们应该把戴维斯·米罗斯带来
他赢了三个赢了三个赢了三个赢了三个赢了三个赢了三个赢了
是的,我知道,這不是我預期的說話,確實是的,我真的以為你會告訴我這是全球最好的PATS隊伍,那扣給KayshaunBooty那是我會說的一件很美的事情,我認為這是PATRIOTS隊伍的獎項,我們看到了數百萬人,我們看到Puka在一手上,但是做在雪中,什麼都在一手上,你知道嗎?
真的把那个游戏放在纸上对吧就像你你直到那时候感到紧张对吧然后就是这样
我感觉他们在开车,看起来他们将获得球赛的目标,但我并不认为德克逊能够获得11,嗯,所以那种肌肉就像他基本上结束了比赛,有趣的是,那是像每次这一年的迪雷克梅比赛,它是在第一45分的比赛中有点乱的,或者,你知道,在现实时间45分,所以它不仅如此,然后突然之后它变快了,然后他离开了,而在这个比赛中他做到了,然后第三季度,突然之后他,你知道,他再次似乎离开了,
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the quarterback situations in Denver?
like this is what i was saying last week before the chargers game like the the stats when milt williams plays versus when he doesn't it's like night and day they have all their d linemen back and they're really good at stopping the run the texans i thought had a pretty good game plan like they kept picking on carlton davis who's the
那是赛场上所有的赛场粉丝都害怕的,对吗?他总是在中间,感觉像是一个批判或可能批判每次他有两个选择,他有几个批判,但他们在后面,然后他在后面受伤了,是的,嗯,但他们在后面,但我认为当沙尔茨出现了,我认为那真的被他们拒绝了,因为他们没有办法打球,他们没有那种八角男人在中间,并且我们坦白说,他们这一年根本没有足够的阻力,
I think to match whatever the defense wasand thenI'll say this about the defensewhich wasadmittedly awesomeand a couple of stretchesbut the Pats had threelike full touchdown drives on them
- 对啊- 你看的时候就觉得- 哦他们有这些的- 他们有三个赛轮- 包括结束比赛的赛轮- 而泰国人还没有停下他们- 所以当人们在说他们- 比起2000的蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜蜜�
i didn't love the play callingi thought mayum really took a while to get going
而且这些年轻的球员在决赛中是真实的因为我们也看到了与Kaleb一样,他们都在地图上,他们还不够稳定,但他结束了,他有,你知道,他有三个击中,但他有很好的投球,我认为下周会比较简单,我,我,你像在丹麦的防守中非常感动,因为我不是,我不认为今天我们看到的会是这么好,但也许他们会玩在他们的肩膀上,
所以,好的,給我一個不太理性的,只是在看PATS,他們看起來就像是一個聖誕比賽的隊伍嗎?因為對我來說,我覺得是一個很早的一年。你什麼意思是聖誕比賽的隊伍?他們會進入聖誕比賽嗎?是的,當你在看他們的時候,你會覺得,天啊,這是一個聖誕比賽中的隊伍嗎?因為對我來說,就像我們在巴塞爾斯的上一季有這個感覺,是一個96的隊伍,
就像现在一年之后会是最棒的团队然后突然他们做了超级冠军就像好 我们已经准备好了这就是我对这个团队的感受我认为可能不是 但是你知道 当邓巴尔是第一名的领袖然后杰森比尔是第二名的领袖在最后一个星期里面并且巴佛洛是震惊的你也应该是是的 是的 当然在这个情况下 我认为你是这样的 你是正确的我真的要说一件很好的话对这个团队来说
我试图阻挡你,但你不做。不,我不做。我认识了几个人在比赛中,他们说电池是100%费用的。真的吗?2000年代,每个人都很喜欢它。对。很古老。很开心。Fiesty D在做整个东西。所以Pats去Denver,他们在我的生命中的决赛中是0-4。所有的比赛都很珍贵,有些原因。Roulon Jones,
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts analyze Josh Allen's performance in the playoffs?
他在打球,他打球,然后人们把他挡住了,如果你挡住了,那太好了,但这不是打球的方式,它是一个继续的,但为什么你不能挡住,我们挡住了,如果有一个最小的挡住,你必须挡住它,然后你打到地面,然后你必须继续挡住,至少有一点点,他马上失去球,如果布朗克不是在那里,就会是完蛋了,但他失去它对着布朗克,
我不知道我突然想到,我心想,噢,糟糕,那是一場接觸真的嗎?但是我們經常提到的,接觸的定義似乎每個星期都會改變,而人們從過去的比賽中可以帶來的比賽,例如當他們稱之為接受者的接觸,我絕對沒有想過他有球
我们可以立刻找到五个例子我认为他失败了一百分之一的第二次他失败了一百分之一的第二次他失败了一百分之一的第二次他失败了一百分之一的第二次他失败了一百分之一的第二次
他從來沒有踢到地上對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,對,
所以他們在什麼時候可以說,好,這不夠長,我們五個人來這裡把球打出來,是兩秒嗎?是半秒嗎?他不需要在那裡做足球的動作。可能半秒會比較好。我同意,他們應該看了更長的時間,那是一個很大的重點,而不是說,我們在這裡看了一分鐘。他們花了十分鐘在四分之四的位置看,三分之三的位置。
他們可以看這個麥德納姆就說我會打個時間表可能我會打所有的時間表因為我覺得你們應該要看40秒的時間表我們還不知道那些眼睛在天空上去紐約購物評論我們仍然不清楚但應該有解釋這就是我所說的
I agree.I don't think it was a catch.I thought it was a weird call.We saw this even in the Rams game today, where it was before the field goal to win the game, they just took two shots at the end zone for no reason.It's like, why aren't you guys getting closer?Why are you so comfortable with a 48-yard kick at, what was it, like 10 at night in Chicago, freezing cold?Why are you so happy with this?The special teams have been great, so I think they got...
well so i was doing ayou know i was nervous about the game and i was doing a bunch of research about alanand i was thinkingthis might be the best version we've ever had of the qb the great qb that can't get over the humpbecause when we were
in high school and college.It was Marino and Elway.Right.And they were like the yeah, but QBs,where we would be like,ah, they're so great, but...And especially Marino,because Marino really peaked84, 85, and 86,when he led the league in yards and TDs every year that made the Super Bowl.And it just seemed like he was going to rip through the league.And he never really matched it,but he lost the Super Bowl to Montana.He lost the AFC title at home and to the 85 Pats,lost to Jim Kelly twice.
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Chapter 6: What are the biggest surprises from the NFL playoff results?
你会有一些骚扰的东西,但它很难在球场上打个比赛。我经常说,是很难的。否则,这只是我们的粉丝们的实际笑话,对吗?不,不,我们会在每个体育赛中做出实际笑话。不,这些人很快,很难看到,很难做计划。但在Cooks的情况下,你能够评估,那是他们需要正确的,或者他们需要解释,或者他们需要做一些不同的事情,比起在场上的计划,你不能评估。
Well, the Broncos win. 它是一个很棒的,我说他们赢了超级冠军,所以你不能说它是一个很棒的非超级冠军赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛
那是有点奇怪的,因为大多数报告中,他被扭倒了,这并不是这样的情况,对吗?对,扭倒了,是的,那是那个小设计扭转的东西,所以他们今年有很大的幸运,然后在最糟糕的时间中受到一个糟糕的休息,是的,我依然认为他们在家中,他们有一个很好的防守,你看到这个帕特的防守可以有点,阻挡的可以是,我会说,很细腻的,嗯哼,
Will Campbell text us they have that he was watching the video when Vrabel stands in the tunnel and he hugs each guy after when the guys the Patriots come in and each guy does the handshake and the hug and he said Will Campbell looked like he had just gotten back from like a tour of duty and some military site and just like just deer in the headlights I mean he got he has not done well as the left tackle and now you have this Denver team that's going to load up on him they're going to you know they're going to try to prevent the Pats from running the ball
我会告诉你我为什么不买这个这个我为什么不买的东西与伦敦的东西因为如果你是要输给伦敦你肯定会列出你的第七名联赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛赛
我仍然觉得,我们的防守很棒,我感觉人们正在睡着,我认为他们至少能让他受到压力,让他尝试工作,我认为根泽勒可以拿出JSN,我们跟他们比较好,我很兴奋看Malcolm Butler退休两个星期,但赛车必须先进入,他们从来没有在德尔伯克比赛中赢了一场比赛
你可以聘用皮卡罗作为一个协议员,对吗?他们已经做到了,就像现在,进入这个游戏,就像是淀沃协议员, 不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不,不
那个时候我真的很担心Straud当我开始那一周的《Fantasy》和《Playoffs》的时候他参加了Vegas是的他很糟糕我说什么事我说什么事 这个男人那就是今天出现的那个人嗯我们猜了两条线 还有两条是这时候你会不舒服吗我已经不舒服了我们猜了两条线 怎么做在选择中
i did okay because i had teasers all over the place i have a tonway way too much like i'm gonna have to pull my kid from collegeif the hoosiers lose tomorrow because i had a bunch tied to some of these bills plus seven and a half seattle money line tied to indiana so fingers crossed i get over the finish line uh there across the finish line but how'd you do you did well righti did welli would have done awesome if i hadn't panicked and done someniners protection stuffoh
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Chapter 7: How does the Parent Corner segment address parenting challenges?
What am I going to take the Broncos?I'm going to go against my team.But that's what everyone's saying.Oh, what are we going to take the Broncos?Like this is teasers.They got to move this.They may move this to eight.Who knows?I'm positive you were going to tease the Broncos to like 11 and a half.No way.No way.I can't bet bad quarterbacks.I'll bet you're a bad quarterback.That's it.I got to look at the manifesto and see what's going on.
有几个球员的规则在表写中,只要用s字理解他们的攻击线通常不会飞行,而从我们看到的pats的攻击线,它很细腻,我认为,我认为,我认为,我认为,我认为,我认为,
Denver's got a good defense. I'm looking now. I didn't look at these before I guessed, but some people said, so Denver's the first home underdog in a conference championship game since...Pats Colts?2015. No, Denver, New England. 2015. Oh, noodle arm. 2018. What was that? Two and a half, three? And this is the biggest home underdog. Any one seed has been in a conference title game since 1970. All the Sharps are going to take the Broncos. Yeah. There you go.
所以我赢了一个星期,如果我赢了这个比赛,或者我们谈谈。曼宁在那场AFC决赛比赛中很棒。虽然他那整个年纪都很年轻,但他其实在那场比赛中很棒,你听到了吗?蓝鸥,西奥克斯在 Seattle。我对西奥克斯有三分之半的支持。
等一等,谁得到这个我说了一半,它是两半,所以我们继续我看你赢了周末我赢了周末,现在是十到九不,现在是我还在11到10你可以继续一年哦,如果我们继续,那会是一个很棒的礼物Netflix真的做了对的事情我喜欢我们继续,因为这样你会更好感情如果我们继续
If we tie, let's go to penalty kicks.And Zoe, we're the two goalies.And Zoe kicks against us.Let's do that.That'd be great.Let's do it.She'd probably love that.Zoe could probably hurt either of us.I know.It's all right.I deserve it.Seattle two and a half, huh?Yeah, I would have thought.I feel like that should be higher.I haven't been that impressed by the Rams.
你认为这个周末比赛比较低吗我认为他们今天应该输了比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛比赛
This is from Brian.I'm a lifelong Bills fan.I have two sons.Our 10-year-old has completely bought in.He's watched every game in the past four seasons.I've done everything I can to warn him about how the season will end.After the loss to the Broncos, he went full Brad.
I guess that's now a verb, our crazy friend Brad.He went full Brad, was inconsolable, and launched into a full-on asthma attack.30 minutes of hysterical crying, purple lips, and wheezing.I tried explaining that like the masters, this is a tradition like no other.And the Bills NFL finding a way to absolutely gut punch us, the most resilient fan base in the NFL.I felt nothing, they've crushed my insides.
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I was like, that's not going on our lawn.She's like, yes, it has to.There's nothing I get.And the kids are like, no way.No, we're not doing that.Because then that looks like someone in this house, you know.Right.Then it'll look like I suck at fantasy football, right?And it'll look like, you know, my kids are like, they'd rather fail all their classes than have someone think that they suck at fantasy football at this.So she's like, well, the alternative was, get this,I'd have to walk up and down the pier with a sign that says,I give great BJs.
我心想 天啊 這是什麼隊伍 連我的隊伍也有這是什麼 冰霧隊伍嗎 這是什麼隊伍我給了BJ很棒嗎我會更努力 如果知道這是什麼隊伍
所以,但是我认为,好吧,她带着那封信,至少让我看起来更好看,但我明白为什么她不想做它,但是,呃,所以我们在抗议中,所以我们必须把这封信放在我们的宿舍中,然后我说,她输了,你必须做它,我说,你必须把你的脸放在它上,我说,我们必须,人们必须知道,她说,不,不,不,我不想人们知道,我说,为什么你走狗,人们看到你每天,没关系,不,不,我不是,所以现在我们在说,你认为我们应该在这里做什么,像孩子们,我们都在抗议中,
So it should saythe sign should beI'm Melissaand I suck at fantasy footballsomething like thatYeah but it's already hereit just saysI should make a new signI should just change itOr put her face on itRightPut a picture of her face on itYeahDo you have a picture of herfrom the other nightI don't have pictures of herYeah
我喜欢这个我认为这个应该在你前线上发挥我认为这个应该在你前线上发挥这个应该在你前线上发挥我认为这个应该在你前线上发挥我认为这个应该在你前线上发挥
你仍然必须把工作放进去,但他已经进入了。对。我认为,这就是,我们有孩子时,他们年轻的时候,你必须对他们骗谎,关于事情的影响,对吗?对。而且它和狼在桌子上,当我们开始做Parent Corner时,我们讨论了很多关于狼在桌子上的事情和多么可笑的事情。这些狼,我们每天都移动它们,如果孩子不顺顺,狼会生气,他们可能不会得到圣诞礼物,他们够愚蠢的相信这件事。
我感觉这个是最后一阶段的《狼在桌子上》如果你的学位下降的话他们可能会拒绝你的申请你不在那里但你可能可以在谷歌上搜索一下我不确定是否正确但是对于你小孩的威胁深入的东西他们可能不知道是否正确所以现在我只是有疑惑你必须成功结束你成为了一个很好的学生
你現在要結束了你還剩下一個學期做這件事是為了尊敬的意思是對我們的孩子說謊不再有用了我認為他們已經完全解決了這件事在18歲的年齡上,對嗎?對,當然現在不再有用了你現在在說這個故事如果有人告訴他因為他知道哦,他知道
他已经读过我了,所以这是一个很好的点我基本上,我们跟我们的孩子一起回到过去的地方,他们知道我们正在进行什么攻击,并且接受者正在进行什么东西,我只是对,对,对,我并不认为我们能把任何东西放在他们身上,但我问他们的年龄是什么时候结束?是的,那是一个很好的点,15,16,嗯,我认为那是它,你只能做的一件事是,你可以有一个关于它的故事,例如,看来,对于大多数方面,这并不重要,但我的朋友 joe house
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