The Bitchy Book Coven
Episodes
The Donkey by The Grimm Brothers
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode explores the classic fairy tale of the donkey prince, delving into themes of appearance, deception, and societal judgments. Through humor...
The Donkey -by The Grimm Brothers
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the Bitchy Book Coven delves into the Brothers Grimm tale, The Donkey, exploring themes of identity, shame, and the superficial judgm...
The Spider and the Fly by Mary Howitt
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the hosts delve into the classic poem 'The Spider and the Fly' by Mary Howitt, exploring its themes of deception, manipulatio...
Lessons from 'Christmas Every Day'
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Christmas special, the hosts discuss the short story'Christmas Every Day' by William Dean Howell. They explore themes of balance, the ...
Smee: A Christmas Horror Story
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this conversation, the hosts explore the eerie short story 'Smee' by A.M. Barrage, discussing its themes of horror and suspense setagainst ...
Unwrapping 'A Kidnapped Santa Claus'
21 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this lively conversation, the hosts explore the whimsical and chaotic themes of the holiday season through the lens of L. Frank Baum's 'A K...
The Butcher & the Wren - Alaina Urquhart
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the hosts take a chilling tour throughNew Orleans while discussing the book 'The Butcher and the Wren' by Alaina Urquhart. Th...
The Land Lady - Roald Dahl
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this conversation, the hosts delve into a creepy taleby Roald Dahl, discussing the story of Billy Weaver, a young man who encounters a seemingly be...
I'm Nobody, Who Are You? - Emily Dickinson
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this conversation, the hosts delve into Emily Dickinson's poem 'I'm Nobody! Who Are You?' exploring its themes of identity, recognition, and the co...
The Little Stranger - Sarah Waters
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the hosts waltz into the dusty corridors of Sarah Waters’ The Little Stranger — a gothic fever dream of ghosts, class anxiety, an...
The Night Came Slowly ~ Kate Chopin
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the hosts slip into the eerie twilight of Kate Chopin’s “The Night Came Slowly,” teasing apart its haunting threads of feminism...
The Exorcist House by Nick Roberts
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the coven cracks open The Exorcist House by Nick Roberts—and yes, we’ve got thoughts. The hosts dive into the haunted chaos, diss...
Screamin' Millie - Shel Silverstein
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the hosts journey back to the whimsical — and sometimes haunting — world of Shel Silverstein. Centering their discussion on the p...
Who Murdered the Black Dhalia by Sarah Herman
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we discuss the Black Dahlia murder—aka the most infamous cold case in Hollywood history and the ultimate noir nightmare. Elizabeth Short ...
Little Orphan Annie by James Whitcomb Riley
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You thought bedtime stories were supposed to soothe children? Think again. This week, we dive into James Whitcomb Riley's Little Orphant Annie—a...
Verity by Colleen Hoover
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we discuss Verity by Colleen Hoover—the chaotic literary fever dream that made us say, “Wait… am I the problem? Or is literally every...
The Fall of the House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"In this gripping episode, the hosts unravel Edgar Allan Poe’s haunting classic, The Fall of the House of Usher. They dive into its eerie theme...
"I Arise from Dreams of Thee" by Percy Bysshe Shelley
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join our hosts as they give their take on Percy Bysshe Shelley’s “I Arise from Dreams of Thee,” a romantic night-song where dream, desire, and n...
Slightly Wicked – A Regency Romance
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A chance roadside rescue leads Judith Law into a single night of reckless passion with Lord Rannulf Bedwyn—only to discover he’s tied to the very ...
The Mountain
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Coven as they get a little high and giggly, then serious as they discuss the short story The Mountain and how it pertains to their lives.
The Raven
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this new episode of the Bitchy Book Coven, we dive into something we have never covered before..... The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe. So join us for th...
Queen of the Tearling
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is our return episode! WE ARE BACK! After an extremely long hiatus, we are reading and recording again... with a few revamps. In this episode we ...
It's Christmas Time ~ Episode 47
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good Evening! In this episode, the crew talks about Christmas and the end of the year.
It’s Turkey Time ~ Episode 46
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Turkey Time! In this episode the coven sits back and talks about what they do for Thanksgiving!
Are you Horny for the Horn ~ Episode 45
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the coven continues with the booktok famous book series, Zodiac Academy. Stephanie battles her feelings and Emily and Momma J drool o...
Close Your F’in Blinds ~ Episode 44
30 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ever feel like someone is watching you? In this episode Stephanie and Momma J tell Emily about their thoughts on Netflix’s series The Watcher and th...
Double Double Toil and Trouble ~ Hocus Pocus 2
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this special Halloween episode join Emily Stephanie and Mama J as they discuss the long-awaited sequel Hocus-Pocus 2
Where Have All The Good Bitches Gone ~Episode 42~
23 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode the bitches catch up and get rolling with all the fun!
Zodiac Academy ~ Episode 41
16 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 41, Emily, Stephanie, and Mama J discuss Stephanie’s Vietnam… The Zodiac Academy, as well as take many random tangents along the way.
The Catch Up Episode
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It been a while since the BBC has recorded together! In this episode we catch up on life and the bullshit that comes with it!
We Must Axe You a Question....
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Episode 39! In this episode, Stephanie, Mama J, and Emily take a trip into the world of crime and paranormal happenings when they discussed...
One Night in Thirsty Disappointment ~ Episode 38
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our first book review of 2022, and MAN was it a doozy! Emily, Stephanie, and Mamma J pulled out all the bitchy stops on this one. Join us a...
Episode 37 ~ Singles Awareness Day Part 2
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another special episode..... Singles Awareness Day Part 2! Emily, Stephanie, and Mama J talk about love, sex, and how to pamper yourselves ...
New Year....... Same ol' Us
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to 2022! In this episode, Emily, Stephanie, and Mama J are simply "shooting - the - shit" and recapping a bit of our 2021 year of fiascos and ...
Episode 35 ~ Your A Mean One
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to all of our wonderful listeners!! In this episode we go back to a childhood classic that has withstood the test...
Episode 34 - Christmas Time Part 2
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Part 2 for our Christmas Special. We originally recorded this as one episode and it was VERY long, so we decided to split it into two episo...
Episode 33 - Christmas Time Part 1
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Christmas Time.... one month early and we are ok with that! JOin us as we step away from the bitchiness for a bit (not really though) as we discu...
Episode 32 - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the 4th and last episode of this month’s spooky season. In this episode we talk about the classic spooky tale, The Legend of Sleepy ...
Episode 31 ~ Spooky Season Special Part 2
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Back to Spooky Season! In part 2 of our special, we discuss a Hispanic urban legend, a haunted road, and a super creepy ranch. Join us as we t...
Episode 30 ~ Spooky Season Mysteries Part 1
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Spooky Bitches to our special episode where we take a detour to discuss mysterious behavior, baffling deaths, and encounters of the fourth kin...
Episode 29 ~ Dracula 🧛♂️
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky October episodes kick off with this special with Bram Stoker's Dracula, a listener's pick. So strap in for this exciting discussion about book ...
Episode 28 ~ Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight we take a look into the heavens and ponder the meaning of the stars. As the dust falls to the Earth we might even see a shooting/falling star ...
Episode 27 ~ Back to School Edition
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight we go back in time and relive our cherished and not so memorable moments from our school days. We also review some stories and maybe even shar...
Episode 26 ~ ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ~ Midnight Sun
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome bitches to the One Year Anniversary episode of this shit show! We are so grateful and excited that we are still able to do this after one year...
Episode 25 ~ Eat Pray Love Movie
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the coven! This evening we are talking about the movie version of Eat, Pray, Love.... well kind of. There are many tangents in this ep...
Episode 24 ~ Eat, Pray, Love ~ Book
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this evening as we journey around the world with the book Eat, Pray, Love (especially the love part)
Episode 23 ~ Two By Two
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight we discuss the book Two by Two written by Nicholas Sparks. Emily apologized for the shitty audio, her internet sucks, especially in the rain.&...
Episode 22 ~ Her Mad Hatter by Maria Hall
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight we fall down the rabbit hole and meet a HOT Alice and an even HOTTER Mad Hatter in this sexy take on Alice in Wonderland by Maria Hall. If you...
Episode 21 ~ The Help Movie
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, everyone! In this episode, we discuss the movie version of The Help. Thank you for your patience as we get caught up on backlogged episo...
Episode 20 ~ The Help ~ Book
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome everyone, We are working on getting caught up and our backlog of episodes posted. Thank you for sticking with us! In this episode, Emily, Step...
Episode 19 ~ Night Circus Book ~ Part 2
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, everyone! Tonight we continue discussing the magical book "Night Circus". We get a little sappy talking about true love, and as always, ...
Episode 18 ~ Night Circus Book ~ Part 1
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, listeners! Tonight the coven discusses the wonders of magic and an epic love story way better than Romeo and Juliet.... we think!!
Episode 17 ~ Red Riding Hood Movie
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome everyone to Episode 17 of the BBC. Today we are recasting the movie version of Red Riding Hood.
Episode 16 ~ Red Riding Hood
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, everyone! We are working on getting our backlog of episodes up for everyone's listening pleasure. In this episode, we take a new look at an o...
Episode 15 - My Sister's Keeper Movie
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for our continued discussion of My Sister's Keeper. Viewpoints drastically differ about the ending of the book vs. the movie but the cove...
Episode 14 ~ My Sister's Keeper Book
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
WE ARE BACK!!!! AGAIN. We apologize for our long hiatus. Emily was finishing school and is now officially graduated. For this episode, we wanted...
Episode 13 ~ A Full Moon Rising, Among other Things...
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*We apologized for the long hiatus, but Emily is currently in her senior year of college and preparing to graduate! We are working on getting some bac...
Singles Awareness Day (Special Episode)
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the coven everyone! Tonight Stephanie, Jared, and Emily discuss a variety of topics related to Valentine's Day or like many prefer to say "...
Episode 12 ~Full Monty..... I Mean Moon Rising (Full Moon Rising Book 1)
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER!!!!! This episode is about a book that contains LOTS OF SEX!! LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED!! Join the coven for a thrilling episode where we...
Listener Episode 2 ~ Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil ~ Movie
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
* Emily apologized for the background noise and shuffling that is very distracting in this episode, her headphones pick up EVERYTHING! She hopes the n...
Listener Episode 1 ~ Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this evening's episode, join the coven as we take a trip down south to Savannah, Georgia. We will be discussing the murder mystery of Danny Hansfor...
Episode 11 ~ Drooling for Dracula (Once Burned Book 1)
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the 11th episode of The Bitchy Book Coven. In this episode we drool over Dracula... or, well, the vampire who inspired Dracula...VLAD!! The...
Episode 10 ~Three 3rd's of Misery is a Whole Lotta Misery (Misery Movie)
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We apologize for being MIA, but unlike Paul Sheldon, we were not kidnapped, just life got in the way! In this new episode, Emily wants to eat steak wh...
Halloween Special - Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
31 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Emily, Stephanie, and Jared for an extra creepy episode that’s sure to make you sleep with the lights on!
Episode 9 ~Misery’s Business...No Not the Paramore Song (Misery Book)
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello to our beloved listeners, we apologize for the delayed episodes and for the not so great editing, but life has been busy. WELCOME TO THE SPOOKY ...
Episode 8 ~Sex in the Jungle (Twilight Series ~ Breaking Dawn Movie 1 & 2)
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the last episode in the Twilight Saga books! We laugh and bitch our way through the last two motion picture films of the Twilight franchise...
Episode 7 ~Tie Me To The Bedpost (Twilight Series ~ Breaking Dawn Book)
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome! In this episode Jared, Stephanie, and Emily enjoy each other's company and a few Rocky Mountain High snacks while trying to untie themselves ...
Episode 6 ~Vampire Viagra (Twilight Series ~Eclipse Movie)
30 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome! Tonight we cover another cinematic production (and some impromptu karaoke) of the Twilight series , Eclipse. We will hash out our feelings ov...
Episode 5 ~Blue Balls (Twilight Series ~ Eclipse Book)
23 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the coven gathering! Tonight we are delving into the 3rd book of the twilight series, things are starting to look up...well maybe...an...
Episode 4 ~Mind Eraser (Twilight Series ~ New Moon Movie)
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another installment of our continued bitchy ranting where we cover, and try to forget, another difficult subject, the tragedy that is New M...
Episode 3 ~Big Fella (Twilight Series ~ New Moon Book)
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode, we discuss the next book in the Twilight Saga, New Moon. We have a very opinionated discussion about what went wrong and what went ri...
Episode 2 ~ Delicious Night (Twilight Series ~ Twilight Movie)
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight’s episode we cover the first motion picture of the Twilight Saga. Take a listen to our impassioned discussion about how this movie holds up ...
Episode 1 ~ Shine Bright Like A Diamond (Twilight Series ~ Twilight Book)
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Emily, Jared, Stephanie, and Mae as they relive the wonders (or horrors) of the first book in the Twilight series. ~ Podcast between friends havi...