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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hover your anus over Patrick Swayze's facelift, you ancient raimonds. Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast. If this is your first episode, consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarise yourself with the lore of this podcast. And if you're a regular listener, a steaming quiva, a pinpricked Vincent, then you know the crack. We're nearly 500 episodes deep now. on this podcast.
I don't even know if I'm comfortable calling it... What the fuck is a podcast? Like, what's a podcast in 2026? First off, the word itself doesn't mean anything anymore. Podcasts came about 23 years ago because people owned devices. little mp3 players called iPods, the Apple iPod. And the podcast was a way of going, you don't just have to listen to music on this.
You can physically download a show called a podcast. And then you listen to that once you've downloaded it, because this iPod doesn't have any fucking internet on it. It's an mp3 player. iPods were discontinued in 2022. So podcast is meaningless. It's like saying roll down the window in the car. When was the last time you rolled down a window? You press a button now.
The physical act of rolling down the window no longer exists. Or hang up the phone. Hang it up fucking where? I don't even pick up the phone anymore. I just go, hey Siri, call one of my friends. So I don't do it anymore. Shut up.
Chapter 2: How has the definition of a podcast evolved over time?
My fucking God. She's ratting me out. Oh, my God. Seriously. She's right. I don't have any fucking friends, but for fuck... What was I talking about? So anyway, I can't say her fucking name. I don't pick up the phone anymore. I scream it into the ether. And before you know it, I'm speaking to a human being. But I still say, I'm going to hang up the phone when I'm speaking to that person.
Or in Ireland, when we say goodbye to someone on the phone in Ireland, we don't just say goodbye. We go, alright, alright, I'll chat to you later. Alright, goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. See you later, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Which we do that because when you're speaking to someone on the phone, you're not physically with them.
So by going by machine gunning a person with goodbyes, you're trying to recreate the experience of physically being beside them and walking away. Anyway, look, the word podcast is as meaningless as hang up the phone because iPods don't exist anymore. I recently found that the actual article for the word podcasting was kind. The Guardian article from 2004.
You click in it and at the top it says, this article is more than 22 years old. You look at the opening paragraph and there it is. the word podcasting as it was written for the first time ever. It's an article called Audible Revolution. The first line is, online radio is booming thanks to iPods and cheap audio software. And then it says, but what do we call it? Audio blogging? Guerrilla media?
Podcasting? And it's a weird feeling seeing it. It's like looking at a cave painting. An early hominid's scribbles of a 2D horse. Or handprints spat in blood on a bit of sandstone. But yeah, the word podcasting means fuck all. It's vestigial. It's like my ma ringing me up. If I do an interview on the radio and my ma goes, I heard you on the wireless.
Because she's old enough to remember people marvelling at the fact that a radio could receive signals without any wires. Why am I talking about this? I've lost my train of thought. I'm still embarrassed about Siri.
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Chapter 3: What historical context is provided regarding podcasts and technology?
Siri telling you all that I don't have any fucking friends. Fuck me. Look, we're almost 500 episodes deep into this thing that I've been doing every single week that I adore doing, which we call a podcast. But the word podcast doesn't mean anything anymore. And if you're to look at the most popular podcasts in the world today, they take the form of short video clips.
Short video clips on TikTok or Instagram Reels. 30-40 second clips of two people having a chat. They're little clips of something longer. But for a lot of these podcasts that are huge. listeners aren't actually tuning in to the full, long podcast. Instead, they're being consumed as these short video clips. I have no issue with that. Some of those are very entertaining.
But it's the lack of criticality around a medium that's more than 20 years old. Short video clips and then a long-form, aural experience that you listen to. Those are two wildly different things, but yet they're called the same fucking name, a podcast. I mean, books are books, but we don't just call them all fucking books. A novel is very different to an atlas.
What they have in common is they're physical objects full of pages that you read. So they're books. But if you walked into a bookshop looking for a book, you're going to be asked very quickly what the fuck you mean. And the big difference, of course, between short form video clips and an hour of listening experience is the short form video clips exist on the doom scroll. You don't seek them out.
You don't make a choice. They're fed to you via the algorithm. And if you interact with them and stay on them long enough, the algorithm will feed you more. And that's very different to
I'm gonna go out for a walk now and listen choose to listen to my favorite podcast and a podcast to me is always something that can provide narrative transportation when you read a novel when you read a decent article when you listen to an audiobook when you listen to a podcast A person is telling you a story using words and then you have to visualize that using your mind's eye.
And the participatory process of doing that will cause you to become immersed and enchanted. A type of flow state. And it feels lovely. It feels really, really nourishing when you get to do that. It's not draining or exhausting or overstimulating like the Instagram Reels doom scroll.
Listening to another person tell a story or reading another person's story in whatever shape that takes, there's something very human about that. We are animals of language. We evolved to listen to stories and tell stories. Stories will regulate our emotions. So this thing, that we're nearly 500 episodes deep into, I'll die on the hill. This is a novel. It's a novel for the era of content.
The era of content being... We exist in a polyculture now. We don't have a monoculture anymore. We used to consume media via television, cinema, magazines, radio. You could walk into a pub and say to your friend, what are you watching on TV? The Sopranos, or even early streaming, Game of Thrones. Ah, I haven't seen either of those things, but I know what you're talking about.
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Chapter 4: How do current social media trends affect content consumption?
People got to be heard. You got to see arguments. That's gone. Now you just get fed a bombardment of videos. You don't get to see discussion. You just get videos, videos of one person's opinion. Social media doesn't exist anymore. Not the way we used to know social media. That's gone. We have a new thing now happening on sites that used to be social media.
So we still call it social media, but it's not social media anymore. When was the last time you saw an update from your friend on Instagram? We've lost social media forums for discourse, which allowed us to process. So now instead of processing, we're just continually bombarded and becoming desensitized. Which was deliberate. Elon Musk purchased Twitter and turned it into what it is now.
And what it is now is a text-based doom scroll. There's no discourse happening. And loads of the money that Musk got to purchase Twitter, it wasn't all his money. You look at where some of that money came from. It came from like the Saudis. It came from... Regimes, institutions, billionaires who wanted discourse shut down. The MeToo movement and the Black Lives Matter movement.
Those were two online movements that legitimately threatened powerful wealthy people. So Musk purchased it to stop the walk-mind virus as he called it. Massive world events move on very quickly, to the point that everyone was asking me last Tuesday speak about the Belfast riots, and now seven days later to do so feels like old news. What it also means is seven days is a short amount of time.
So all of the decent, well-informed, critical, rigorous, journalistic pieces that are based on evidence around the Belfast riots and its causes, they're only coming out... now? But you're not seeing them in the algorithm, and I wonder how many of those stories are just getting killed because... the algorithm is moving faster than the pace that decent journalism can operate at.
And now it would appear that there's a Russian ship firing shots in the English fucking channel. Which is... 2014, that is the biggest story of the year. Like, remember the Novichok poisonings? When Russian agents poisoned two people in the UK and that was two years worth of news? Well, now a Russian warship is firing shots in the English channel.
I don't know how it's going to unfold, but I predict you're not going to be thinking about it on Thursday. Something new will have happened. Unless that escalates into wider conflict, which is unlikely. The G7 summit is happening right now. And also, just the other day, Trump removed a bunch of US warplanes and tanks from NATO in order to
to pressure NATO countries into buying and spending more on an American military industrial complex to prop up the fucking US economy so that business without even looking at it because it's unfolding that looks like a lot of bollocks the G7 summit is happening Russia just decided I'm going to take a giant shit on a coffee table in front of everyone just to see what that does to the discussions that's what that looks like to me
In fact, I'm going to put on my conspiracy theory hat right now. Do you know what I think that is? So Russia fired a warning shot in the English channel. Warning shot wasn't aiming at anybody, wasn't intended to harm anyone. It's a warning shot. Very bad, but ultimately harmless. I reckon Russia did that with permission from the United States. Now this is conspiracy theory hat on right now.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of storytelling in the podcast format?
Every one of you is going, I know what he's talking about. Yeah, I've seen that. Saw it fucking loads. I watched it on VHS multiple times because there was no fucking internet. So I know exactly. I know what he's talking about with The Sixth Sense. And I know what he's talking about with Fight Club. Because that's the monoculture. That's what we grew up with. That narrow band of entertainment.
That joke I made there. And I've used that joke a lot. Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of The Sixth Sense. It's even a little drawing in my first book. I say that joke because that's not even my joke. That is... that's the best piece of graffiti that I've ever seen.
In about the year 2003 there was a pub in Limerick called The Highstool and I was out one night and I went into the toilets there, probably having a panic attack. And when I sat down in the toilet and looked at the door, there was just one piece of graffiti and all it said was, Brose Willis is a ghost at the end of the sixth sense. And I roared laughing. Because I lived in the monoculture.
Everyone. Fucking everyone. Everyone. You had to watch The Sixth Sense. It was mandatory. Everyone. You'd either watched it or you hadn't seen it yet. But fucking everyone watched The Sixth Sense. Because it was the biggest film of 1999 into 2000 and also 2001. And The Sixth Sense is one of these M. Night Shyamalan Chekhov's gun films.
It's about a child and the child is mentally unwell and the child claims that he can see ghosts all the time and then Bruce Willis is a psychologist who is tasked with the job of helping this young boy who thinks he can see ghosts and then at the very end Oh my god, Bruce Willis is a ghost. He's not a psychologist at all. He's a fucking ghost. And Bruce Willis doesn't even know it. Oh my god.
And then you're forced to look back at the entire film. And there's multiple Chekhov's guns. There's all these little clues throughout the entire film. And you just go... My mind is blown. And Fight Club is the exact same. Fucking Brad Pitt's not real is a figment in Edward Norton's imagination. The fuck am I talking about this for? That was the monoculture.
Everyone 35 and over listening to this, you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. There were people who based their entire personalities around Whittenail and I quotes. Brilliant film, Whittenail and I. Incredible fucking film. And in the monoculture where there was no internet, there was nothing. There's narrow bands of attention.
You'd go to fucking house parties and someone plays Whitnail and I. And there was two people who knew every single quote in the film and that was their entire personalities. And it wasn't annoying. That's just how things were. There were no algorithms. We had to sit with boredom. When I was 17, I knew two girls.
And each of them had based their respective personalities on two separate fucking Nirvana albums.
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