The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Episodes
The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem's Husband and his Fake Boobs
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPP...
A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US!
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disg...
Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary
21 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs. SUPPORT THE B...
Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes. SUPPORT T...
Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war. Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast5...
The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?' SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to...
Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR S...
Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPO...
Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!...
Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - G...
The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SP...
Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking f...
Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon...
AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE ...
The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud
03 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping. B...
The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians JJ Liberman and Che Durena join the boys to discuss the biggest hits and misses of 2025, show business predictions & more! SUPPORT OUR SPONS...
The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
White millennial dudes labeled "The Lost Generation," Trump's insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophol...
GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OU...
A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
World's Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia SUP...
Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian's
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed th...
Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein's Reading List
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein'...
America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC. ...
We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at P...
Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT...
Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvr...
CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!...
North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk's group chats, and AI actresses are a thin...
Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!...
Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sal Vulcano discusses his prankster inspirations, taking crappy jobs before hitting it big, and how to do being famous right. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON...
Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! Will curing autism cause the trains to fail? And the D4VD murder mystery SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hello Fresh - Go to ht...
The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk's Death
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The shooter, The Conspiracy Theories, and fallout from bad takes (Recorded before Kimmel Fired) Extra Episode every week at http://patreon.com/theboys...
The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Extensive coverage of the murder of Charlie Kirk, ICE COLD takes from the internet, and a Karen ruins a kid's baseball game. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Pri...
Dating Coach Who Charges $6000 Gets Exposed as a Side Chick & Disney's Wild Plan to Attract Men
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sadia Khan has an impressive grift, Disney has a groundbreaking new idea for attracting male audiences, and Trump is still alive despite rumors. SUPPO...
Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press compe...
Female Police Officers Go undercover to Arrest Catcallers & Gay Male Cheerleaders
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Catcalling sting operations are underway in the UK, controversy over gay male NFL cheerleaders, and why billionaires try so hard to be "cool." SUPPORT...
A Legendary Boys Panel on Bridget Macron's P*nis, AI Girlfriends, & Fats w/ Colum Tyrell & Lev Fer
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians Lev Fer and Colum Tyrrell join the boys in studio to discuss AI Girlfriends, the best Late Nite hosts, and a brilliant business idea SUPPORT...
Rob Henderson on Luxury Beliefs on Gender Warz, Simps, & All The Worlds Problems
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Author Rob Henderson joins the boys to discuss Luxury Beliefs, simps & pick me's, and many other topics. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HIMS - Go to https://him...
Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A progressive mother forces a daughter to have a period party against her will, Sydney Sweeney may start a race war, and a man can't goon because his ...
Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won't stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeli...
We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys come up with clever ways to solve the WNBA's financial issues, Bibi Netanyahu goes on a podcast tour, and PBS & Colbert are getting canned SU...
Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full...
P Diddy's Male Escort Tells Us How to Stay Hard While Diddy is Yelling at You
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Punisher (Sharay Hayes) joins the boys in studio to discuss the Diddy Trial, Masculinity, and the secrets of Women men don't know about SUPPORT OU...
WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo's WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit SUPPORT OU...
Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo's wedding for the wrong reasons SUPPORT OUR SPO...
Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he's not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you've ever seen. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!...
IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Top videos to come out of the LA riots so far, Gavin Newsom vs. Trump, and Greta Thunberg's heroic flotilla mission ends in capture. SUPPORT OUR SPONS...
EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon v...
Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,' Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Dillon's unedited CNN interview goes viral, Emmanuel Macron is a battered man, and Jordan Peterson gets squirrelly when asked the tough questions....
Diddy's Male Escort 'The Punisher' Testifies Against Him & An Illegal Immigrant Reality TV Show
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys dive deep into the P Diddy trial, a botched prison escape in New Orleans, and a new reality show that's a real-life hunger games. SUPPORT OUR...
Insane Woman Claims She's a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope's Based Brother
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Pope's brother is a MAGA Patriot Memelord, A woman pegs men in the name of the lord, and AI Platforms can't give a clear answer about the Diddy tr...
How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lady calls child a slur and receives THOUSANDS on donation site, Elon Musk has a new town, and why Protein is MAGA-Coded. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL -...
Bill Belichick's Golddigger Girlfriend Needs to be Stopped! Fake Lesbians & Canadian Elections
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liberal candidate Mark Carney wins the Canadian election, Bill Belichick is whipped by his 20-something girlfriend, and JoJo Siwa flips the script SUP...
Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel t...
We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https...
WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting loc...
We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cucking rebranded as "Hotwifing" for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR ...
800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trum...
Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan's old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT O...
Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for b...
TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump's state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, ...
Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stand up Comedian Sam Tallent joins the boys in Vancouver to discuss Musk's Jim Carrey-centric DMs, going to Jazz clubs, and Travel hacks for people w...
Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of "Palestinians," Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what c...
Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kanye's WILD tweets, booing Taylor Swift at the Superbowl is somehow Trump's fault, and Ryan explains how he bullies chat gpt SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Pr...
CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Facebook removes tampons from mens rooms only to have them replaced by protesing employees, an Indian comic gets beaten severely after mocking Bollywo...
Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam t...
ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elon and Zuckerberg are in the media crosshairs, A german neo-nazi changes genders to go to women's prison, and Tik Tok ban causes physical withdrawal...
#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can't understand why people don't feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny's is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in ...
Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Calling women household objects is BACK! Yale needs an entire college course to find out whether black and white women can be friends, and scientists ...
The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Phish concerts are the closest thing to a white ethno-state, Charlie Kirk wants you to give your woman every cent you own, and Kevin O'Leary will brok...
School Shooters are Female Now, Colleges offer Influencer Courses & BYE to Justin Trudeau
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Experts" claim hotdogs shorten your lifespan, Ryan experiences American healthcare, and science confirms women who can't achieve climax have only the...
Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: T...
Hunter Biden is on the LOOOOOSE, & YMCA Songwriter Claims it's Not a Gay Song
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Should Megan Markle go on the road to destroy more Royal Families? The true meaning of Brown Friday, and a group of women decide to scream into the oc...
Holding Space for Wicked, The CEO of Jaguar's Name is "Raw Dong Lover" & an Insane Reddit
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dominican kids puking on the G-Train, the French girl protesters are baaaaaaack and Ryan's Dad reviews a Taylor Swift concert. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Sa...
Ari Shaffir & Francis Foster (Triggernometry) on The Insanity of London and Ben Franklin's Guide to Mistresses
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians Ari Shaffir and Francis Foster join the Boys to discuss Mr. Bean's romantic life, Language differences, and Bluesky's questionable userbase....
Is RFK Declaring War on Fat People? A Pronoun Rapture & Women Marrying Gay Guys
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Onion buys INFOWARS, Elon Musk threatened by an Etsy Witch spell, and a Swedish politician has a crippling fear of bananas. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! ...
Democracy is Over and We Reveal Who's Fault it is & Women Deny S*x For Trump
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Women threaten to POISON husbands after Trump win! Podcasts accused of bolstering fascist ideas, and can changes in altitude make you gay? SUPPORT OUR...
Johnny Mitchell on The Craziest Part of Jail, The Secrets of Mobsters & How Border Smuggling Happens
09 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and Youtuber Johnny Mitchell joins the boys to discuss prison stories, interactions with cartels, and why British dudes are such lunatics. SU...
The Cold Blooded Murder of Peanut the Squirrel, & The Insane Election Freakouts have already started
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Biden doesn't give a F*CK anymore! Kamala has been funding influencers like crazy, and Danny is a liar liar pants on fire according to Politifact....
Everyone is Garbage, Podcasters are Deciding the Election, & Shaq Steals our Ideas
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Positive Masculinity must be stopped! Tony Hinchcliffe's controversial Trump rally appearance, and Russia sues Google for one kajillion bajillion doll...
Campaign Ending Trump News Didn't End Campaign, WNBA Demands More Money, & A CRAZY Japanese Tradition
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gay Voice is PROVEN by SCIENCE! Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani is getting evicted on top of everything else, and the rise of Kenya's Manosphere. SUPPORT OUR S...
Joey B Toonz vs The Most Insane Freaks on the Internet
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Youtuber and Comedian Joey B Toonz joins the Boys in a Vegas hotel to discuss furries, plastic surgery disasters, and how to avoid dating girls with B...
Is Christopher Columbus Jewish? Cringe Political ads & Lieutenant Dan Gets Cancelled
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alan Dershowitz gets called a Pervert, Tik Tok users are using dating apps to catfish people into voting, and some kayfabe between Jake Tapper and Dan...
Actress Demands We 'Normalize Farting', A Subreddit about eating bugs, & Call Her Daddy DRAMMMAAA
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nude Trump effigy surfaces in swing state, Danny strikes again with his AI videos, and a deranged widow eats her husbands ashes as revenge then writes...
Nick Rochefort on Scammers, Selling Cars & The Number 1 Way to Ruin Your Life
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Nick Rochefort joins the Boys to discuss what happens when you move to Vegas, bugging out to the wilderness, and Canadian turf wars SUPPORT O...
Prison Girlfriend Influencers, The Funniest Campaign Ad of All Time, The Longshoreman's Mafia-Style Union Boss,
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Russia is cracking down on DINKs! Mackelmore hates America, and a very unusual cure for migraines. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod...
Who was on the Diddy Logs? Snopes Writes Hit Peice About US!, & Women Eat Dirt for Beauty
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
North Carolina Governor refers to himself as "Black Hitler" on an adult website, RFK has yet another scandal and ALPHA FEMALE seminars. SUPPORT OUR SP...
The New York Times HILARIOUS Strike Demands, Assassination Attempts, & Exploding Hezbollah Pager!
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Black girls need more D (vitamin) cops go ballistic in the NYC subway, and science has determined mammals can breathe from their butts. SUPPORT OUR SP...
The Debate Aftermath, Article Calls Believing in Aliens Dangerous, Jaoquin Phoenix Walks Off Movie For Being too Gay
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How to DESTROY the male ego with 100 simple phrases, Gen-Z is raw-dogging walks, and Ozempic may have been the cure to the pandemic for unknown reason...
Glenn Greenwald on Telegram CEO Arrest, Brazil Banning X, Working with Edward Snowden & CIA Mass Surveillance
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Journalist Glenn Greenwald joins the boys from Brazil to discuss independent journalism today, interactions with shadowy figures, and why Dick Cheney ...
Wider Parking Spots for Women Only! Thin Lizzo, Down Syndrome Lawyer, Unhinged Musk Hate
06 Sep 2024
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UNFREE BRITNEY! Girls are still into mass-murderers, and Zuckerberg becoming based? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Orgain - Go to http://orgain.com/boyscast an...
A Cult of Men Cutting Their D*cks Off, Taliban Bans Women From Talking! & Election Astrologers
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
King Edward was a gay black disabled man (according to a new TV show) The Taliban mass-fires men who can't grow beards, and sometimes you just have to...
Mobile Vasectomies & Abortion Clinic! Ben Affleck is Free, & Queering Nuclear Weapons
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CHINA won the olympics! (According to China) Don Lemon searches desperately for purpose, and the DNC reclaims Country music. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fit...
UK Can't Stop Jailing People for Tweets, Influencer Puts Poo on her Face & Will Smiths REVENGE
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Breakdancing is out of the Olympics (thanks, Australia) Blink fitness finally goes belly-up, and guys who offer tampons to girls in high school are st...
Olympic Commentator Fired for Sexist Joke! Alpha GigaChads for Harris & Intersex Athletes
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
War has shaken up the dating scene for women in Ukraine, RFK's 10-year old bear carcass prank resurfaces, and Will Smith's unhinged laugh. Learn more ...
The Gayest Olympics Ever & Republicans get Called Weird!
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Gayest Olympics Ever & Republicans get Called Weird! Comedians Che Durena, Chris Faga, and JJ Liberman join Danny to discuss Ugly Privilege, AI go...
IT'S JOEEEEEEVERRR!!!! Reacting to Biden Stepping Down, Being M.I.A and the Media Coverage (EMERGENCY)
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Crowdstrike strikes back! Is Kamala the next candidate for the Dems? & A Canadian woman is called racist for complaining about Indian people pooping a...
Reacting to the Trump Assassination Attempt Coverage, Theories, & Winners and Losers
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Forbes deletes article claiming Trump being shot will appeal to black voters, Kyle Gass gets his boss's band cancelled, and the biggest political cont...
New York Has a Pegging Festival, Climate Change Ambassador Livin' Large, & Trump Goes WILD
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Toronto's Skinny Dipping Club is letting kids in for free! Gypsy Rose is pregnant with a demon baby and NYC invents the first ever trash-containment v...
Biden Refuses to Drop Out! Tampon Shrinkflation & Pride Fetish Zone
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Return of Danny! Hate groups are becoming racially diverse, french feminists mop topless, and what is a fart walk?? SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/...
Reacting to THE TRUMP vs BIDEN DEBATE, a Stabbing Outside My House & The 'Gayest Show Ever' w/ JJ & Justin
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Debate Shit-show recap! Comedians Justin Silver & JJ Liberman join the Boyscast to discuss Justin's insane experience at a "rehabilitation" school rem...