The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Things That Feel Embarrassing But Shouldn't Be, We're Timothée Chalamet Stans Now, And Christmas Riddles
Tue, 24 Dec 2024
In today's episode the boys draft things that feel embarrassing but shouldn't be, become Timothée Chalamet stans, do a Christmas edition of Riddle Me Sticks, Danny gives initial thoughts on the new Mr. Beast show, Zach attempts to guess the top 10 highest paid athletes of 2024, the bread sticks have their questions answered, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday and Thursday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What embarrassing things should we not be ashamed of?
episode 90 90 the big nine zero wow give or take 10 away from 100 yeah give or take i would say yeah i mean i'm not gonna do the math no i was just gonna say that i don't want to waste time and do all the math right now let's just get right into it yeah let's get right into the episode but we're around 10 away from around 10 don't quote us on that yeah you're doing the solo mic it fell off
it feels really good man yeah i kind of want to try it i kind of want to do it it's really fun maybe i'll do it like second half of the pod it's dan it's just it brings a whole nother element to the yeah because you can move well i can be over here if i want to like go over there like like lean right now i could be i could be right here if i you could be down there if you want it and we know like like the thing is like i could be dynamic because that's how you sit when we're not filming exactly yeah exactly and now i have the freedom to do that if you want to do that yeah um
So what do we got? We got a draft with things that shouldn't be embarrassing but are. We got a stat. We got a little bit of news. We got a lot of stinky pinky moist breasts. Yeah, we do have a lot of... We also have a lot of DMs that said stinky pink moist breasts. Right. And we haven't selected the Mad Lib. Yeah, we got a lot of Libs to send out. We do. So we'll send those out. We do.
I also, I think we should do, so Riddle Me Stick, if you guys didn't hear, probably was on Twitter, but he got canceled by us. We canceled Riddle Me Stick. But I do think today I found a site with a good Christmas riddle. Same thing, but Christmas. So I think we do that. But yeah, Riddle Me Stick got canceled. Riddle me stick got canceled. And the thing is, is riddle me stick.
Chapter 2: What are the new rules for Riddle Me Sticks?
You're going to, you're going to see riddle me stick. I mean, I've seen him going up on rants on Twitter. He's gone. And he, by the way, just Twitter spaces, Twitter spaces. And there's no facts to back. There's none. And like he was saying stuff about what we would do. Like we, like he said, there was no room and board for him and we didn't pay it.
Like, by the way, and by the way, we're countersuing. Yeah, we're countersuing. We are countersuing. And by the way, we had him at a five-star hotel the whole time he was here. So don't listen to any of that shit. Not fair wages, not this and that. Shut up. And he's f***ing lying. Run me a stick, you're lying, man. We'll countersue and we're going to go on our Instagram and show the receipts.
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Yeah. I'm going to go. Should we go into this draft here? Yeah. Go into the draft. Yeah. Go ahead. I mean, a lot of these picks, Danny, I'm going to be honest. Are just like things that are embarrassing. Right. I think I got some really good ones that are right in that middle slot. I mean, my number one pick is going to be walking back from your turn on bowling.
Because I feel like that's the most obvious answer. That's like, when you think of this draft, that's the scenario you think of. Because it shouldn't be embarrassing. You just rolled. But that's similar to almost like the happy birthday one. It's like, you just don't know what to do. You don't know what to do with your hands. You don't know.
And by the way, even, and I might be pandering with that pick. I don't even find it that embarrassing. I don't really either. Cause like I, like I I'm, you know, you like to do finger guns thing. I do finger guns. And I do like, you know, like if we're bowling together, we're probably, we have fun. We have fun when we have fun. Also with our family, nothing's embarrassing.
But that's what I'm saying is like, we really, we like, we just enjoy ourselves. And I think our family, especially though, we lean heavily on the loose. And we're loose. And we're also like, we're competing probably. Like we're probably with our family bowling or something. We're like competing. There's probably like a small wager. Yeah.
Now if you're with, maybe you're, maybe you're on like a, maybe like a double date or early with Sarah's family before I knew him. Yeah, and then like everybody, like nobody wants to be there. Nobody wants to be there. You know what I'm saying? Because you're just like, you're just trying to not say anything weird. Yeah. For us, like we're focused on like hitting 10 pins. Exactly. And it's fun.
It's very fun. Yeah, like if we're bowling, we're like, we're not like, we're not like, this isn't a social item. We're trying. We're there to pull. If we're like, if we want like a pitcher of beer, we'll get it. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the top picks for the highest paid athletes of 2024?
yeah yeah i saw four let's do that let's change it to moose nam moose nam so that'd be like i saw three moose nam yeah like i saw danny nam yeah oh like danny and the boy danny and him yeah i saw like moose a couple moose nam all right um noun noun um moose poop moose poop yeah nice yeah um adjective What's that? Stinky. Stinky. Stinky. And then another adjective. Cartoonish. Cartoonish, yes.
Geographical location. That's awesome. That is awesome. You know what I'm saying? Mixing it up. That is awesome. Let's do... St. San Juan. San Juan. Yeah. San Juan. Yeah. Plural noun. Plural noun. Moosom. Wait, I can't. Moosom. Fuck it. Moosom. Moosom. Moosnom. Moosnom. Moosnom. Moosnom. Adjective.
adjective what is that um uh it's like an item yeah so like person by saying yeah uh hold on so adjective is going to be uh yeah give me a flower oh so we're doing adjective right yeah so um fish fish fish yeah adjective fish uh adjective
um we'll do um a bar soap bar so that's adjective right person place today i think so yeah yeah adjective okay um sadly sadly sadly or maybe just sad now okay actually what's an adjective adjective is describes a noun yeah sad it's sad sad uh noun um quickly We can't do that. We can't do it. Okay. Noun. Turd. Plural noun. Plural noun. Bushes. It's not funny. Pushes. Adverb. Adverb.
Adds to a verb. Poignantly. Holy shit. How do I spell that? Poignantly. Poignantly. There can't be a Y. So just, I'd stay away from the Ys. I know you're going to want to go to one. It doesn't feel like there's a Y. Poignantly. I mean, I think I honestly did a really good job. If you get it right, I'll give you five bucks. Okay. I did P-O. You got it?
Poign... It was so bad, it didn't even auto-correct me. point holy fuck it's bad this is this is scary i did p-o-i-n because it has to start with that okay g-n okay e-n-t-l-y i mean you missed but you were right to get that g in there yeah p-o-i-g-n poignant a-n-t-l-y that's some bullshit all right adjective adjective is going to be um adjective is going to be pink or let's do purple Purple.
Purple. Okay, that's it. Let's just get right into it. A good wine served efficiently can make a meal truly... What is that? I don't even know. Squirmy. Squirmy. Oh, yeah. Can make any meal a truly squirmy occasion.
Yeah.
The red wines have a moussey flavor that blends the boiled moose in them or smoked moose poop, while white wines range in flavor from stinky to cartoonish.
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Chapter 4: What funny Christmas riddles can we share?
Anyway, we're getting off the topic. I would need it to be double digits. I think that the what the fuck starts at like 15. I think once we hit 20, I'm really afraid of what's going on with big milk. I think sheer panic for me starts at like 14. It's pretty quick to get to sheer panic. Okay, so you're anxious around these milks. Yeah, I'm panic buttoned at a gallon of 15% milk, yeah.
Because I've seen, we've walked by milk, you get anxious. Like more so than the average guy. And that's fine. Yeah, I don't like to make eye contact. Yeah, why is that? Why do you get so anxious around 2% milk? I think we can just move on. Okay. I think we can just move on. This is our public forum. I know. I know. I think we can. You can help. I think it's just best we move on. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I thought maybe you could help. I think it's best we just go to the next question. All right. All right. Should we stop filming? No, it's fine. It's fine. All right. I'm sorry. Look, dude. It's fine. Okay. Could I say something? Say something. I'm sorry. It's okay. I shouldn't have gotten there. Okay. It's totally fine. There's places you don't go and I'm sorry I went there. It's totally fine, man.
It's totally okay. We got Thomas here. He said, Thomas said, would you rather stay as you are now or get $35 million, but every time you say one random word in the English language, you yell out, you do not know what the word is. It could be something extremely common, like of, or something extremely scarce, like deoxyribalucleic. That's not that scarce. Yeah.
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Also, we've talked about this before. Because filming, we yap a lot. We could edit out the though. But in everyday life, we're not yapping that much. We're like quieter guys. So like at the gym, you're just not talking. You just do it. You're fine. I would prefer it, honestly. The fuck thing? If I had like of, if I had to say of. Let's say of and let's practice here.
I don't even know when you say of fuck, of fuck. But you have to scream it. So let's do, let's do, let's do and. So let's just start having a conversation. How are you doing? I'm doing good. What did you do today? I went to the gym and fuck. It would be tough. It would be tough, but I, 35 million is too many. It's too many dollars. Yeah, it's too many. You got to take the deal.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the Elf on the Shelf?
It's life-changing money. This one comes from Sasha Pearson. Another cool name. Very cool. Sasha Pearson. You should be a hockey player. I was going to say, you should be a hockey player. Yeah. There you go. You should be a hockey player. You should be a defenseman. Yeah. Hey, boys. I was wondering what our thoughts were on the current situation with Snowman.
I heard he's been looking for Snowwoman for a while now, but thinks he's not good enough. Hope you gentlemen have a stupendous day. Yeah, I think he, it's very simple with him. He's like, I don't want to settle down with someone because I'm scared of my mouth. Right. That's it. Right. Yeah. I understand that. I get it too. I get it. And I also think like. He doesn't want to melt.
Like his kids are born. He doesn't want to melt and not be there for his kids. And that's what everybody's afraid of. I do think that that's a bit of a cope for him. I think he got hurt. What do you mean by that? He got hurt in his last relationship. Who was he with? He got hurt bad. Who was he with? He was with, I think he was with just like a. Was he with a snowman or not even?
It was a cold, it was like a fridge or it was like something like, he was with something cold. I know that. I don't remember. I don't know the details. Got you. But he got hurt. I think he dated Ice Spice for like a week. I feel like a week or two. that's who it was. So it was Ice Bunch. Yeah, but he was with the fridge at one point. He's got dated a lot. He's dated a lot.
Right, and he's just, you know, he's scared of getting hurt again. Right, right, right. So he's scared to put himself out there. So you don't think he's scared of melting? You think that's just the front? I mean, that's what he says, and I'm sure that's in the back of his head. But, you know, these guys aren't going to melt until they're, you know, 80, 90 years old.
Yeah, and there's new technology. There's new technology. They just have coolants on them. Yeah, we can cool you off, man. So I think that's really what's going on here. But he's a good enough dude, man. He'll figure it out. He'll find Snow Woman, yeah. We got Caleb here. He said, what's up, boys? Got a fun question for you dudes.
Yeah.
Could the current Denver Nuggets roster be your recent rec soccer team in a full-length match? He said, I give the Nuggets a week of prep time. Love the cast. Splash. So, I mean, we have, I know you and I played in college. They couldn't. So we're good.
we also have nice pieces on our team yeah matt's a very nice piece yeah pete's a very nice piece we're good we have a good no they have a good team i don't think they but they're but they're way better athletes way faster and stronger yeah but soccer's not one of those ones it's yeah that's
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