The Bread Basket Podcast
Kendrick Drops New Album, Draft Of Lowkey Disgusting Things, And Questions From The Bread Sticks
Tue, 26 Nov 2024
In today's episode the boys give their thoughts on the new Kendrick album, do a draft of things that are lowkey disgusting, recap the Nuggets Lakers game that they were in attendance for, praise Kai Cenat's insane Mafiathon 2 run this month, discuss Jack Harlow's new song "Hello Miss Johnson", look at furry animals without fur, answer questions from the sticks, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday and Thursday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What are the boys' thoughts on Kendrick's new album?
Woke up looking for the broccoli hockey. Yeah, that's great. That song's good though. Yeah, some good stuff. We got episode 82. I haven't listened to the album yet. Episode 82. Welcome. Yeah. What do we got? We're going to hit the draft. Yeah. NBA regular season. Happy. Big stuff. Big stuff. Big milestone. I like this draft concept that we have for today.
It's things that are low-key kind of disgusting. Yeah, because it, and it's not, listen, it's not vomit. You know what I'm saying? It's not vomit. It's not poop. It's not. Because poop is. Poop is high key gross. Nothing low key about it. It's not a, it's not a open wound.
Exactly. It's not blood. Blood would be a terrible pick for this draft.
It's not blood. What's that? I don't know. That kind of felt like Memphis a little bit. It kind of did feel like Memphis a little bit. Who is the rapper that's from Memphis?
Glow? Glow, really?
And she's like... Memphis? Yeah, that's... She's not kidding, right? She's not kidding. That's wild. I would love to have a Memphis citizen on our... Me too. Pod. Just to kind of like...
just to kind of like ask him questions about like what is it what do you mean you don't mean to do that you know yeah i guess though it's just like that you're you're seven years old and then if somebody says blue like blur your mom is saying blur so it's like now i'm gonna say blur so that makes sense it's like that's how you say that word i get it um fumble recovered by the offense do you want to start us off or should i start us off
I'll start us off because I have a really good one that you might pick. This is almost high-key disgusting, but it's not talked about as a disgusting thing. I'm going to go to toilet seats. Okay. I'm going to go to public toilet seats, obviously, in particular, but just toilet seats in general. It's like...
we're just sharing we're just going ass to ass that's disgusting there's a cheek-to-cheek factor for sure and like in public it's like if you if you sit on a public thing you're you're going cheek to cheek with hundreds thousands of people that's disgusting oh it's really gross and now i think here's my thing with with the with the the toilet seat i do think it's a very disgusting thing that's not talked about enough you can cover it with toilet paper if you want right i think that's not i'm having a cut right now just because it's friday
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Chapter 2: What are low-key disgusting things we all encounter?
People have actually excommunicated the loogie. Did you see, there's a video, it was similar. You see that Jason Kelsey video? Yeah. When the guy climbed over him and was screaming at him? The new one. Yes. It was a similar video where like a loogie wouldn't sign an autograph.
Yeah, I know. I saw that.
And the thing is, is the loogie wasn't as accepting as Jason Kels. No, definitely not. Kels came right back and signed the autographs. That made Kels, he knew, he learned. He learned, dude. Because, yeah, because of like what happened a week ago. Yeah. He was just like, I don't want to deal with that again. I'm just going to sign this f***ing guy's piece of paper. A hundred percent.
Like, I don't care. He learned. But dude, it sucks. It's actually so funny. It sucks because that guy, that guy was verbally abusive towards him.
yeah but kelsey's just like dude like i just just get just what do you want man yeah i'll just sign it i'll just write my name on the paper and then leave yeah yeah weirdo i do weirdo you weird ass guy and then the guys started being like i we love you what a weird guy i couldn't see the guy it sounded was it not just like a homeless guy no i think it was just a regular guy no it's it's uh
People will go around with... If they know Jason Kelsey's in town, they'll print out a hundred pictures of Jason Kelsey. They'll sign a hundred, and then he'll sell them. So you're not being a dick by not signing those. So they sign... They bring a hundred? They bring a hundred. And it's so clearly not just a fan. It's like, oh, I just happen to have a hundred pictures of Jason Kelsey.
But who signs it? He wouldn't sign all of them. He'd sign one. No, I think you'd sign all of them. That's ridiculous. Yeah, they'll just be like, let me get another one. And you're just like, all right, you're a weirdo. I do get that. You're just scamming. I don't know. I guess it's not illegal, but it is. I've seen that. It's just weird. Yeah, it's very weird. It's very weird.
And he doesn't owe that to them. And Loogie doesn't owe anybody shit. Loogie, especially Loogie. You know what Loogie's been through? I know what Loogie's been through, because we know Loogie. The ringer.
He's been through the ringer. The ringer.
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Chapter 3: Why are public toilet seats considered disgusting?
I would be boys with that guy.
Yeah. It's so, it's so weird to see him like that. This one, he looks cool as shit. Dude, that would just be like, that's my friend, Matt. That's so weird. It would just be like, dude. He looks good, too. He looks fit. I know. It would just be like, we're just going to go link up with Matt tonight. Dude, this is the first time I've looked at it like, that's what we are. It's so weird seeing that.
That's where we came from. That reminds me of you right there. I know, right? I was like, that would be my best friend right there. He looks like you. It's so weird. Oh, that's weird. It's very odd. It's like he's our dad almost. Yeah, it's like he's our dad. It's like we're by blood almost connected or something. That's crazy. It is. Oh, burping. So burping. Yeah, burping is gross.
In my five, I will take... Another dad story. He said he had a friend and they called him Burpy Spitty Fatty Farty. Yeah, that is crazy. That is the most... Imagine if that was your nickname. I'd be really insulted. But it depends on the way he does it. It's like Fat Perez. Fat Perez, though. It's not insulting. He's just fat and it's funny. But that's like Pat Perez.
And then it's like funny because he has a social media presence. So they call him Fat Perez. Yeah. Imagine just nobody knowing about it, but your friend group. And that is true. It was like, Oh, what's up? Burpee, spitty, fatty, farty. That is true. You're burpy. You're spitty. You're fatty. And you're farty. That's really just, you're disgusting. That's crazy. Burpees, burpees, spitty.
So he, I don't want to be burpy or spitty. Maybe he, maybe he was like a dip guy. Definitely. And then he's burpy and farty. Fatty, fatty, fatty, spitty would be a good one. Fatty and also fatty is fine because like that is fine. Dude, being fat's fine too. You're just fat.
Yeah.
It's not, if you're fat and you're like, I know I'm fat, then it's like funny and fine. Very funny. It's very funny. Sometimes I wish I were fat. Yeah. It's kind of fun.
Yeah. It's fun and cool.
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Chapter 5: How do the boys feel about spitting in public?
i would be really what are other things there's things that are like i mean that's like real estate like you have to like call like 400 times a day like off-market real estate and you call them and then they i mean i never did it but this is what they you would have done it's like you pissed off well it's like the time you call them and you're just like they they don't even know who you are and you're like can i buy your home unbelievable your property or whatever probably really annoying for them and they're like no dude my one job i worked at uh
and we would have to call them. If they hadn't been in for a month, you have to call them and be like, do you want to come? Or it'd be like, thanks for coming in last week. Do you want to set up a plan? And most of the time they're just mad. It's the worst. No, I don't want to set up a plan. No, I'm just trying to get Chick-fil-A, right? Yeah. All right, here we go. We got Christian.
He said, for Zach, blind rank these people one to five in terms of toughness. Okay, let's do it. And I haven't even looked at it. Oh, this is good. This is good. First, we got Dwight Schrute, one to five. One is the toughest. I'm going to put him in three because I just don't know where he's going with this toughness list. But Dwight's a tough guy. Definitely. Toughness is a tough one to rate too.
We got James Harden. Five. Now, if we're going on the tough, it depends on what definition of tough. You could say he's number one. He's just tough. Tough at basketball. Yeah. I think we're doing toughness. You get punched. Yeah. So you think Dwight's tougher than Harden? I do. It is tough. Yeah. And then we got the Rizzler up next. One. One. Yeah. Number one. Kid can take a hit.
I mean, I haven't seen it. He's the toughest cat in the freaking world.
Yeah. I know.
I trust him. Then we got Lightning McQueen. Four.
He feels like a diva.
He feels like a diva to me. He sets out a lot of races. He does. He does. And I know he says he has tire issues. He has tire. But like Mater has that same tire issue. You wouldn't even hear about it. Doc Hudson, too. Same tire issue. You wouldn't even hear about it. The thing is, what I always say when people bring this up and it's like, he can't control his tire issues.
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