The Bread Basket Podcast
Zach Starts Reading In His Sleep, Danny Is Drowning In Corn Flakes, And Q’s From The Sticks
09 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: Why did Danny receive 16 boxes of Corn Flakes?
All right, we're back. A lot of stuff to cover here. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. Stuff number one, Trae Young is a wizard. Yeah, that's just not. And also, oh shit. That's just probably not where he wanted to go. What? Trae Young just got traded to the Wizards. Wow. Fuck. That's breaking news. Oh my God. What?
Chapter 2: What unusual habit did Zach develop while sleeping?
The timing of that. For those both to come out. Well, the wizard thing, I had suspicions. I'll be honest with you. I didn't see it. Really? I've always felt that way about Chris Paul. I've told you that. Yeah. So that's my point guard that I've thought it would be, but I guess Trae Young's a wizard. By the way, that doesn't mean Chris Paul's not a wizard. Right, right, right, right, right.
But if I had to pick one point guard that was a wizard, I would have thought Chris Paul. Yes, yes, right. And he might still be a wizard, but it hasn't broke.
Chapter 3: How do you properly eat Tic Tacs?
I just think a lot of times, like, if you pay attention, and not a lot of people are that tapped in with the Hawks, and I get that. Yeah. It's the Cleveland Hawks? Yeah, he has wands in his locker. Oh. So there you go. Sometimes it's that... Fastball down the middle. I would say most times. It's like the thing that you thought was going to happen happened.
The thing that you thought about Trae Young comes to fruition, and now I guess he's on the Wizards. That works. I wonder if that played into it at all. Probably not. What if the Wizards just get good, though? No, they won't. Listen, I support their decision of being like, Trae Young's better than McCollum and Kispert. So they're going to get him. Is that who they got?
Let's just be short-sighted here. And then the Cleveland Hawks are just trying to dump money? I would assume so, right? Because who are the Hawks at? Is he at a maximum? Yeah. He's getting a maximum salary? Yeah. And so I get like, I don't know. I support it. Yeah.
Chapter 4: What are the NFL playoff predictions for Wildcard Weekend?
I support it from the Wizards. Well, the Wizards are like, it's like, okay, I have two Laffy Taffys and a Hershey's bar. You guys have one Twix. I'll take the Twix. I'll take the Twix. It's exactly what they did. But the Twix is a king size and more money, but they're like, the Twix is better here. And this Twix is fucking awesome. And this Twix is going to, like, sell jerseys. Yeah, yeah.
Like, this Twix is... Twix Young. Twix Young is, by the way, fucking super good. Twix Young is, like, one of the guys, like, you watch him play basketball and you're like, how is he not the best player in the world? And he, like, is kind of. He's also, like, tiny, which I love. He's tiny. He's just, like, kind of like Steph.
It just feels like... Twix Young reminds me of, like, D-Book now gets the praise. But when D-Book's team was just ass for years, like, people didn't talk about Twix Booker as much. I think because Twix Young doesn't play defense. I think that's what Twix Young's problem is. Twix Young doesn't play defense. But does Twix Curry, like, play? Yeah, he does now, actually. I mean, he plays. He tries.
Same thing with, like, Jamal. Like, Jamal, which, by the way, that... The Nuggets, we're officially, we went from, I think we're going to lose every game when the Oak's out to like, I want the one seed. And now though.
Chapter 5: What are the most embarrassing injuries for non-athletes?
The OKC Thunder is six and six in their last 12. And that is crazy. They're not going to get the record. And now, now it's like a yoke injury. Obviously it's bad, but it's like, it's a whole team is like becoming really good now. Zeke Najee is the greatest player of all, one of the greatest nuggets to ever lay some up, I think. Yeah. And then, but then like Spencer's like a good piece.
Good piece. And then Jokovic is going to come back, dude. Oh my God, dude. I can't believe, I actually can't believe what's happening. It's, it's like destiny. But it makes me look at Jamal a lot different. Like how good he is. Like he's carrying our basketball team. He is putting up Twix Young numbers. What did he go today? He went 19 and 18. And Twix Young is the biggest assist guy. Right.
It's because they'll double him and they'll pass out of it. Well, that's because Twix doesn't have as many pieces. Yeah. So that's like Maul. So that's what Jamal went through. But Jamal is that guy. Yeah. And we're learning that. He better be an all-star this year.
Chapter 6: How do energy drinks affect performance?
I don't see a world where he couldn't. I think he's 50-49, he's averaging 25. He'll be an all-star. That's fucking awesome. And we're going to be probably like the two seed by the time, I don't know, unless we lose a lot of games. Let me just check if these things are recording. They definitely should be.
um what do we got today we got mvlv rook confess we're gonna do our playoff picks i am excited like better safe than apologetic um i am uh i am excited to watch playoff football with me like kind of know what's going on a little bit do you think you're gonna watch any playoff football you're gonna have your wedding i mean definitely not saturday maybe saturday is the wedding the wedding and then sunday's travel i'm gonna be kind of fucked
Yeah, you probably just won't. But the Broncos have a B to the next round. That's such a good, valuable piece. That's the most important one in sports by far. By far. I think they should do it in the NBA. I don't know how they would implement that, but maybe just make it nine teams and then the first seed gets it by. Or the first seed just gets to be up 1-0 in the series. Something like that.
We need something like that. Yeah. But it does... Yeah, the NBA, though, it's like 1-8 is an even bigger difference than the NFL because there's so many games. Like, the 8 seed's the 8 seed, the 1 seed's the 1 seed. Sure, but, like, not only... Yeah, not only do we advance to the next round, we rest. It's insane. It's such an advantage. Such an advantage. Huge leg up.
Such an important seed to get. Yeah, but with NFL, it's like any of these teams can beat any of these. It's one freaking game.
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Chapter 7: What are the insights on the Better Call Saul ending?
And then, you know what happens, though, Danny? Like, like the Panthers beat the fucking Rams. Right now, the Panthers are the next team that somebody's playing. It's like, but but you know how NBA is like you may just like get fucked on like a second round matchup. Yeah. Where it's like not you get fucked, but it's like NFL. It's like you would have been better off like, you know.
But NFL, you recede. That's awesome. So it's like if the Chargers win, it doesn't really help anything, honestly, because like I don't even know. Like I feel like we'd rather play the Steelers. But they recede it based on just the best team. So like the seven seed, we're going to play the lowest seed possible. Right, right, right.
It's not like we just play one, like the one seed plays four or five, you know? It's just the worst team is who we get to play. But it's kind of not, so that actually maybe is not a good point. What, because some teams are better than their record? If the Patriots beat the fucking Chargers and the Bills beat the Jags, we'll play the Bills. Right. And that's not right. Right, right.
Unless I'm tripping. Unless it's record-wise. I'm so excited. We're probably going to go to the first playoff game, by the way. Yes. Yes, we will be there. I'm going to be screaming. Oh, man.
Chapter 8: What is the significance of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile?
Me too. I'm going to be cheering. Yeah, I'm going to cheer. What are you going to do if we score TD? Touchdown! Yo! Seven! Put them up! I want to get... We should corner the market on foam fingers.
I was gonna say I want a foam toe and I kinda want like a I want a full horse head or something yeah I want a horse head and 20 foam fingers you know what would be really fun is to be full disguised so we can just really go nuts I wanna put a foam finger on every one of my fingers and two on my feet and one on my dick I want one on my dick as well I definitely want a foam finger on my dick I did that thing by the way today they're not gonna have any idea
really yeah yeah yeah where uh i i don't want to give any details no they have no idea what you're talking about but just like just say a room bathroom bedroom bedroom bathroom that's funny um all right anyways huh home alone i was just like give me five minutes or something maybe one minute i don't just depend so you were home alone or you were not home no sarah was just like whatever
All right, let's get into MV. I'll kick it off. So I wrote these down like last week and I'm glad I did because I would have forgotten about this. My MV is Most Valuable Animal. It's going to the monkey. Oh my God, dude. You know what they say about monkey? Monkey see, monkey saw. Yeah. Monkey see, monkey saw. Monkey see, monkey saw. Yep.
And that's, by the way, that's exactly... Monkey see, monkey saw, monkey saw. Monkey see, monkey saw, monkey saw. That's a song, right? Yeah, yeah. Monkey see, monkey saw, monkey saw. Dude. Monkey see, monkey... And wait, so do we... Okay, I think we talked about this in a short form video. Yeah. Yeah. So now we'll bring this to the big screen. Send that clip to Dalton. Oh, my God.
Dalton, enjoy it. And Dalton, take a load off. Go get yourself a Diet Coke and fucking watch this video. And you're not you and you're hungry, so get a Snickers. Right. Get a Snickers and a Diet Coke and just take a load off. Kick your feet up and watch this video of this fucking monkey running around. On a loop for an hour. Dude, because they move like me. Well, yeah.
I mean, they move more kind of, I would say more like me, but yes. Whatever. The point being, they have arms and legs and like fucking walk around. I can't imagine seeing an orangutan. I'll be honest with you. I want to hang out with an orangutan now. Bad. I think that's how I go out. What? I see an orangutan. I look to dap him up and he just fucking rips my face off.
But people, there's a, remember like Ryan Garcia sitting with that orangutan? Yeah. No, I don't. Let me see that. I mean, this is probably really good content. Super good. There's some like train ones that they just like sit, like he was just sitting in the car with one and they were just like... Ryan Garcia was? Yeah, I'll show you.
I mean, I would love, like honestly, like genuine, the only thing I want to do this year is hang out with monkeys. How do you spell it right? How the fuck do you spell it right? I think it's an O. I think there's an O involved. Here we go. Here we go. Is it an O? I can't imagine. Like, I just want to, whatever this experience is, I want to go have it. How fucking dope this would be in person.
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