83: DO NOT Learn The History of Valentine’s Day
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Why is Brittany Broski upset about Valentine's Day?
Good morning and welcome back, Broski Nation. It is 7.45 a.m. Hallelujah. There is what I would describe as a squadron of chickadees outside my window this morning. So if y'all hear some... Some faint, whimsical chirps from the birds. Hope you don't mind. Oh, you mind the whimsical musings of the birds outside my window this morning? Fuck you. Fuck off. Do you want to know my stem of the week? Because it is Valentine's week, and the crowd makes no reaction. It's Valentine's week. That fucking video. That girl with her friends in the hotel room. She goes, it's St. Patrick's Day. And her friends say, we really don't give a fuck. It's not even a major holiday. Acted like it's Christmas or something. Fuck you and St. Patrick's Day. And her face, she said, what the fuck?
Fuck you and St. Patrick's Day. you and valentine's day bitch it's valentine's day i no one really gives a fuck we don't really give a fuck that's how i feel i think oh god let me rant for a second oh god Oh, God. I know I come on this podcast, and I just hate men, okay? Not all men. Yeah, pretty much all men, okay? I think that Valentine's Day, speaking from a personal experience, speaking from a personal experience,
How do personal experiences shape Brittany's view on Valentine's Day?
historically has been just so upsetting, right? My first ever boyfriend that I had, I had to beg him, beg him to get me flowers. And he came to pick me up. He was going to take me to a nice dinner. I got all dolled up. I spent probably three hours in that glam chair, the glam chair being my college dorm. I spent so long getting dressed. I do my makeup and I got him something. And I was like, all I ask of you is just get me fucking flowers. This motherfucker, this motherfucker thought it would be funny. I'm getting mad all over again. This motherfucker thought it would be funny to get me one plush flower. And so I hop in his truck. because y'all forget I'm from Texas, I hop in his truck, derogatory, because some pickup trucks, Trumps, Trump, President Trump, if you can hear us, I get in his pickup truck, and in the passenger seat is a plush flower. And he goes, so I never have to buy you ones ever again.
Oh, okay, oh, okay. Motherfucker! Fuck you and Valentine's Day, bitch! Men are so... You're... Hey, babe, you're missing the point. You're missing the point. Also, it's not like... You know what I mean? Like, I'm so sick of just accepting... Or a lot of the older women in my family being like, that's just men. They just don't get it. They don't get it. No, they get it. They just don't want to fucking do it. No, they understand very clearly. They just don't want to do it because they don't give a fuck about you. They don't give a fuck. Plush flower. It was one of those plush flowers that's like wire inside, bendable. So I never have to buy you flowers ever again. Ah, okay. Ah, yes. Thank you. I do have just qualms with Valentine's Day in general because why were we giving Valentine's to each other as children? Okay? I don't understand the significance of what a Valentine is. Or as we used to say in third and fourth grade, Valentine. Okay? Happy Valentine's Day. It's not even a major holiday. Fuck you and Valentine's Day. Anyway. Shit, girl.
You want to know something else about Valentine's Day? You get all dolled up to go to dinner, to go to an expensive dinner with your mid-ass boyfriend, to sit in the booth and eat gut-bubbling pasta and milk sauce, fettuccine alfredo. Okay, with some burnt chicken. And then you go home and have the most vanilla sex of your life.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why is Brittany Broski upset about Valentine's Day?
0:44–2:39
2
How do personal experiences shape Brittany's view on Valentine's Day?
2:39–11:16
3
What is the historical background of Valentine's Day?
11:16–17:44
4
How did the Victorian Era influence modern traditions?
17:44–20:26
5
What is Brittany's take on British monarchy history?
20:26–32:59
6
Why does Brittany love used bookstores?
32:59–56:01