This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski discusses millennial core, unpacks her thoughts on Sex and the City, and analyzes Fontaines D.C. lyrics. Thank you to Dunkin for sponsoring this episode! 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Listen to ‘Stained’ – https://brittanybroski.lnk.to/stained Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireport https://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Songs of The Week: Oh Such A Spring by Fontaines D.C. Roman Holiday by Fontaines D.C. Big by Fontaines D.C. Roman Holiday by Fontaines D.C. The Modern World by Fontaines D.C. I Don’t Belong by Fontaines D.C. I Love You by Fontaines D.C. Favourite by Fontaines D.C. Rollin’ On by Jackie Venson Reproductive Resources: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources: https://Translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources: https://Oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND.DWB_CKMSF-BRAND.DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand.E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Intro 01:25 – Millennial Core 03:05 – English Literature 04:40 – Chunnel 05:51 – Lord Byron 10:34 – Sex and the City 34:20 – Baby Toys 36:16 – Montessori 39:25 – Developing Accents 42:00 – Sex and the City Cont. 50:19 – Songs of The Week 59:33 – Outro #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #aliceinwonderland, #millennial, #lordbyron, #sexandthecity, #toys, #carriebradshaw, #fontainesdc
Chapter 1: What is the Broski Report about?
Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.
Chapter 2: What is millennial core?
Well, what is this that I can't see with eyes cold, hands taking hold of me? Oh, death and uncanny exile, open the door to heaven or hell.
want to know about that you know about oh death by ralph stanley does anyone know anything about that until you can't talk i'll lock your jaw till you can't talk no one knows about that all right that's fine welcome back to another episode of my big fat chungus fucking life welcome back to no one gets me in my big fat chungus life What's next on the docket? Fucking being alone. Forever alone.
What happens when I turn into just a millennial shit poster because I've been pushed to my limit? You're going to know that I'm actually, I've crossed over the hill. The proverbial hill that they talk about when you turn 50 and you bet. No, no, no, no. The proverbial hill I'm going to go over is the millennial hill. where I just give in. I wear my galaxy print leggings.
I have Nyan Cat on everything. I have a mustache tattoo right here. And I'm like, that was random. Epic random pie moment. God, bring that shit back. There's a freedom. There's a freedom in that, okay? To be cringe is to be free. And I promise you, there will come a time when the owl necklace comes back, okay? Funky Julie. All that shit's gonna come back. And I'm gonna... Oh, dude.
Chapter 3: Who was Lord Byron?
I had so many... I used to dress business professional, business casual, if you will, to high school every day. And there's something very... honest about that, right? I thought I was giving Miranda Priestly 10 to 12 skirts from Calvin Klein. Like I really thought florals for spring, how original. I'm going to wear business casual at the ripe age of 14.
And I used to, oh dude, there was this shoe company called Clark's And Clarks made, like, Oxfords and Brogues. Like, Clarks is an English. What's a shoemaker called? Matner? Cobbler? Cobbler. What's a mat? That's hats. Matelier. Name of craftsman. Who makes hats? Millionaire, millionaire, milliner, milliner. I am so smart. Or a hatter. Oh my God.
Do you guys want to know some crazy tea that I found out? It's not tea. It's a historical fact. I've had quite the fascination with the original Alice in Wonderland recently, as well as 150 other things. I've been kind of on my English lit shit. Like I've been doing kind of not research, maybe research. on something that's very, very inspiring to me.
And there's a crossover somewhere, not to get too deep into it, between like the romance era of painting and I guess of literature as well. And by romance, I mean romantic in the sense of nature. Like there's something of a romantic quality to nature and the sublime and sublimity and how that interacted and inspired a lot of artists in the romance period. Lord Byron.
has a quote that says, I love not man the less, but nature the more. So it's like this real emphasis on nature's beauty and nature's awe-inspiring connection between us and it and how we are inevitably inferior to nature. Am I making sense? I had a quad from Duncan. Okay, hello to Duncan. I had a quad from Duncan and I'm feeling like I could be giving 13 different commencement speeches at once.
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Chapter 4: What insights does Brittany share about Sex and the City?
Like I'm teaching a lecture in one side of my brain and I'm giving a commencement speech in another and I'm doing the podcast in another. Like a lot's going on up here and I'm trying to chunnel it. I'm trying to chunnel it. I'm trying to chunnel it. Just made a new word. If I'm not mistaken, the channel is a thing that used to connect the UK to France. Does the channel exist anymore?
The channel tunnel. The channel. A rail tunnel under the English Channel connecting Folkestone in the UK to Coquelin, France. I am a genius. That's so funny. They were like, channel, channel, fucking channel. Do you know what I mean? Fuck it. Too much to say. Fuck it. It's too much in the fucking mouth. Channel. Here's a more detailed look at the channel.
I'll give you a detailed look at my channel. Sorry. Let's move on. There's a shuttle service that takes you to the channel. There's a fucking shuttle for the channel. Okay. Guys! What the fuck was I talking about Lord Byron for? Seriously, why the hell did I bring up Lord Byron? Oh, here's what I wanted to actually bring up in regards to Lord Byron. Oh, he had some tea, girl.
Something was happening with Lord Byron. If any of y'all are lit students or had to study Lord Byron at all, there is a very commonly understood quality to Lord Byron. For reference, he was kind of hot and he was an author, a poet. And sort of a socialite celebrity in the early 1800s. Let me go ahead and pull up a photograph of Lord Byron. And keep in mind, he's fucked up, okay?
He's very fucked up. Here he is, though. Okay, now he's kind of got those cousin kisser lips. There's something going on with the, you know, strong Roman nose. And how much of this also is like, yeah, and make my jaw a little bit sharper, right? Like you can't really trust this era of painting. Anyway, he was widely regarded as one of the most attractive, alluring celebrities of his time.
And by that, I mean 1810 to like 1816, I think is when he wrote Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, which is this crazy travel-ish novel. A novel, if you will. It's poetry. It's in cantos, okay? There's four cantos. And essentially, trust me, I'm getting there, okay? He writes this thing about his grand tour that he takes.
Because as we know, in Regency era Britain, it was customary for young men to take what was called the grand tour around Europe. And by Europe, I also mean into sort of Eastern Europe into the Mediterranean and Northern Africa. There was a real emphasis on this to finish your education, to finish your education. He was probably around 22 when he took this grand tour.
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Chapter 5: Why is Aiden considered the best boyfriend?
You go all around Europe and you're supposed to, you know, kind of what what's his name does in Bridgerton. That's exactly what what Byron did is you just go to learn about culture and have experiences that a man would and this, that, the other. And then you return to the UK to wed. Well, girl, Lord Byron went on his grand tour and he got into some shit. Lord Byron was a nasty freak.
He was wildly regarded as one of the best poets of the time until he wasn't. So he was like kind of a womanizer, but also bi and he had fucked his half sister. Okay. Keep that in mind. And he had a kid and I think like didn't really care much for the kid was kind of abusive towards her and was just like dedicated to living this life of debauchery and indulgence. And he was excommunicated for it.
He was exiled from the UK and I cannot remember where the hell he went, but his life was really tea and Lord Byron was, I find very intriguing because to have such indulgence in earthly pleasures, you know, to really eat all the fruits of Western society and then have this really pronounced... admiration and deep connectivity to nature is such a strange dichotomy.
And it's present in all of his works. It's why he's regarded as one of the most famous romantic poets is because he loved nature. And it is so present in all of his works and some of his quotes and even his sentiments up to the very end.
It's just like, here is someone who understands his role in nature, but at the same time participated in such self-destructive and just sabotage in general social activity. Crazy. He is such a fucking character. People loved him until they didn't, okay? He truly was, he's regarded a lot of the times amongst historians as one of the first celebrities.
And he's quoted as saying, I woke up one morning and found myself famous. Because after he published his book, Child Herald's Pilgrimage, which is based on his grand tour, like I was saying, people were addicted to him. They were addicted to him. Sold out immediately. And yeah, why the fuck was I talking about Lord Byron? Anyway, let's move on to Sex and the City.
I am finally watching Sex and the City for the first time. Yes, first time watch, guys. First time watch. And can I just say, it is harrowing. It's very harrowing to realize that you are Miranda. And not only are you Miranda, you're a combo of Miranda and Carrie. And it's a little bit unforgivable, to be honest.
What I enjoy about Sex and the City is it has some crossover with shows or movies like Little Women or whatever, where, yes, sure, it's about men and sex and this and that and whatever, okay? Getting it and giving it and fucking on it and sucking it. But however... What's more important than bouncing on it and sucking on it is actually sisterhood. Yeah, you guys hate, you hate for me to say that.
It's about sisterhood and it's about at the end of the day, what a show like Sex and the City is reminding me is that I have not de-centered men enough. Oh God. And that takes a lot for me to say. Shows like Sex and the City, I'm just like, oh my God, can they not see he's a fucking loser? He's a loser! Move on, move on, move on, move on.
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Chapter 6: What does Brittany think about marriage?
Chapter 7: How does Brittany relate to Miranda from Sex and the City?
Chapter 8: What is the significance of sisterhood in the episode?
And it's present in all of his works. It's why he's regarded as one of the most famous romantic poets is because he loved nature. And it is so present in all of his works and some of his quotes and even his sentiments up to the very end.
It's just like, here is someone who understands his role in nature, but at the same time participated in such self-destructive and just sabotage in general social activity. Crazy. He is such a fucking character. People loved him until they didn't, okay? He truly was, he's regarded a lot of the times amongst historians as one of the first celebrities.
And he's quoted as saying, I woke up one morning and found myself famous. Because after he published his book, Child Herald's Pilgrimage, which is based on his grand tour, like I was saying, people were addicted to him. They were addicted to him. Sold out immediately. And yeah, why the fuck was I talking about Lord Byron? Anyway, let's move on to Sex and the City.
I am finally watching Sex and the City for the first time. Yes, first time watch, guys. First time watch. And can I just say, it is harrowing. It's very harrowing to realize that you are Miranda. And not only are you Miranda, you're a combo of Miranda and Carrie. And it's a little bit unforgivable, to be honest.
What I enjoy about Sex and the City is it has some crossover with shows or movies like Little Women or whatever, where, yes, sure, it's about men and sex and this and that and whatever, okay? Getting it and giving it and fucking on it and sucking it. But however... What's more important than bouncing on it and sucking on it is actually sisterhood. Yeah, you guys hate, you hate for me to say that.
It's about sisterhood and it's about at the end of the day, what a show like Sex and the City is reminding me is that I have not de-centered men enough. Oh God. And that takes a lot for me to say. Shows like Sex and the City, I'm just like, oh my God, can they not see he's a fucking loser? He's a loser! Move on, move on, move on, move on.
And then I'm like, oh my God, if I was watching a TV show about my life, I would be saying that to myself as well. So I can't really fault them. But at the same time... What this show is genuinely teaching me is no one has your back the way that your girlfriends do. Whether that's telling you something you really need to hear but don't want to hear.
Whether that's showing love in a way that you wish romantic partners would. You can find an almost identical love with your sisters, you know, with your girlfriends. And that's just like, wow, what a fucking privilege. joy of life that quite frankly, a lot of men don't get to experience in their whole lives. They'll never understand like the bond between women, like best friends that are women.
It's just... It makes me cry, honestly. Like, I'm watching Sex and the City crying, bitch. Okay, and let's move on to what I actually want to talk about. I had to get that out of the way because I do, that's my takeaway from Sex and the City is like, God, no one loves you the way that your friends love you, period. Second takeaway, Carrie fumbled her fucking bag with Aiden.
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