The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Presenting: Who is Cam Candor? -- "The Search Begins"
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December...
BONUS -- Spilling the Tea: A Conversation on Fiction Podcasting with Sean Howard
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the u...
Revenge of the Karens -- Ep308
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it...
A Raisin in the Potato Salad -- Ep307
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-...
Bowling for Karaoke -- Ep306
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuf...
Podicitis -- Ep305
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta B...
The Problem With Problematic -- Ep304
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career...
Eat the Rich -- Ep303
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover missi...
Malibu Rehab -- Ep302
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling i...
Vomit Draft -- Ep301
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Vomit Draft -- Ep 301 After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic r...
Season Twah Trailer
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary. Written, produced,...
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 ...
Quaranteen'ed Episode 4
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty Kinnicki ...
Quaranteen'ed Episode 3
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama! CAST...
Quaranteen'ed Episode 2
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is g...
Quaranteen'ed Episode 1
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there,...
Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will C...
Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything inc...
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKe...
No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her li...
The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical ...
A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count...
BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs"
21 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel...
Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas...
Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's...
Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple wi...
Season Duh Trailer
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brai...
Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career...
Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of b...
The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fas...
High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo. CAST: Samantha Gordo...
The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebr...
Fighting Irish -- Ep 103
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a ma...
Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go ...
Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!...
Gird Your Loins Trailer 1
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywo...