The Chaser Report

Arse Half-Full Kinda Guy

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles shares a cautionary tale about how not to buy sun glasses, and Dom tells a story about some glasses where the sun don't shine. Hosted on Acast...

The Entire Global Banking System in 15 Minutes

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles does the impossible by making the history of the entire global banking system actually entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Momentous Gradual Change

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Greens have saved Australia from climate disaster, but how? Meanwhile, which American president is going to send his agents to kill Chas this week...

The Socialist Nightmare Begins - NSW Election Wrap

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"New South Wales don't want Labor" - Rowan Dean, 20 minutes after the votes concluded that NSW did in fact want Labor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

The Future of... BATHROOM MIRRORS? | Welcome To The Future

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An exclusive episode from the Welcome To The Future feed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NSW Election Eve! | Dom Perrottet*

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom recaps the greatest corruption moments in NSW government history. Charles makes his bets on the election results. Dom Perrottet comes on the show ...

Piece in Our Time

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all agree war is bad, and China and Russia are just trying to do what's best for the world. If we all stopped invading places, and fighting those i...

Fifth Time Lucky, Eh Rupert?

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Australia's most eligible bachelor, Rupert Murdoch, has broken hearts across the world again by announcing he's taken. Where am I gonna get a sugar da...

It's WAR! On the Solomon Islands

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If people want war, Charles has a way we can give it to them. Meanwhile Labor have updated their opinion on wages. Plus, fuck Nazis. Hosted on Acast. ...

Slappy Hour Comedy Club

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles tells the story of the best ever comedy show he's ever seen that involved him getting slapped in the face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Super Fuck-ups Have Super Consequences

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom briefs Charles on where thirty BILLION dollars of Australian's superannuation went last year. Plus, you'll never guess the crazy addiction rampagi...

The NSW Election is Cumming | Sami Shah

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A hilarious chat with between Dom and Sami Shah, featuring inspirational quotes to put on your fridge such as "The public demands to know his orgasm s...

Silicon Valley Has Sili-Gone Broke

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles really really wants to buy himself a new pair of AR-Ski-Goggles - that don't exist yet. Meanwhile, an update on the state of Silicon Valley's ...

Rime of the AUKUS Mariner

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

War looms. Submarines are being built and deployed as we speak. Who will save our nations shores form impending doom? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Playground Politics | Andrew Hansen

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has nothing to do with the Sammy J television show. It does, however, have a lot to do with playground implements as well as politics. H...

Marrickville Hipsters Aren't Lovin' It | Andrew Hansen

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As the NSW election heats up, so do the prospective premiers as Chris Minns makes himself look hot and relatable. Meanwhile the residents of a Sydney ...

101 Ways To Survive Inflation | Andrew Hansen

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With the RBA raising interest rates again (help!) Andrew Hansen and Dom Knight come to the rescue. Come ready with something to takes notes, if you wa...

Bluetooth Road Rage | Welcome To The Future

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles brings Dom two brand new gadgets that are sure to change society forever, and by forever we mean for the next 15 minutes of podcast. Hosted ...

The Stupidest Tradie Story Ever | Andrew Hansen

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew goes behind enemy lines and shares what's making news in the Daily Mail, which leads to Charles sharing what historians are already calling "th...

Lying Liars Who Lie Lied | Andrew Hansen

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom asks the question: If a liar tells the truth about being a liar, are they a liar? If they work for Murdoch, the answer is yes. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Won't Anyone Think Of The 0.05%??? | Andrew Hansen

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Hansen is back on The Chaser Report and cheaper than ever! He joins as Dom shows off another musical act that could potentially out-sell him. H...

Comedians In Podcasts Hating Coffee

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Charles leaves the podcast twice to fetch a visual prop, doesn't mention his topic for the episode until halfway through, and pitches ...

The Door 2.0 | Welcome To The Future

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome To The Future is now it's own podcast! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.Charles unveils a new update to the ancient technology of doors...

Government Introduce "Find My Perrottet" App

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The greatest manhunt of the decade has begun in NSW, the hunt for the premier's brother. Plus Dom presents Charles with an amazing hack to guarantee a...

Sex and Politics, and Drugs and Bears

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"That's all this podcast is about." - Charles' 12yr old son. Dom and Charles discuss the mercurial nature of film as a medium, where auteurs use their...

Climate Target Malpractice

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The environment minister has declared war on the environment. Meanwhile Charles concocts plans to sell his book from 2006. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Oh My God! They Killed Harry! (You Bastards!)

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

South Park made fun of someone and finally went 'too' far. Meanwhile Charles and Dom take a look at some listener feedback. Plus gyms are all gone. Al...

AI's Emo Phase | Welcome To The Future

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After being exposed briefly to the internet, AI ChatBot's have unlocked a new upgrade: depression. Plus, a keyboard that knows how to verify laughter ...

Please Don't Take Us Literally

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just a generally straightforward episode of the show where nothing we say is ironic whatsoever. Especially not about the following topics:Koala's (con...

Kill All Men('s Sport)

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom proves yet again that the era of men's sport is over as the Australian women's teams continue to dominate in their fields. Meanwhile, Charles shar...

It's NOT A Spy Ballon!

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles gets the inside scoop from Lachlan after he successfully gifted China with a spy balloon that absolutely will not get detected. Hosted on Aca...

Dom Loves Dutton | Dave Milner

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Peter, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Charles and Dom are joined by Dave Milner for a chat about Dutton's apology and response to The Voice...

The AI's Gambit | Welcome To The Future

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who would win in game of chess between the world's smartest AI engine and the world's best chess robot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Peter Dutton is Finally an Apologist

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Peter Dutton has apologised, more spy balloons have been popped, and YouTubers cause Sydney to become less boring. Dom and Charles bring you the lates...

The Bowled and the Beautiful

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a cricket episode, eat your heart out Roy and HG. Charles and Dom bring you a ball-by-ball update of Australia's performance in the latest test a...

Prince Harry's Blue Balls

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom brings you a roundup of the week's biggest stories including vaccine news from Australia's top immunologist, Karl Stefanovic. Plus we find out exa...

Google Is Dead

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Yeah, nah, don't bother actually writing an episode description for this one. Just get ChatBot AI to write the show notes, it'll be cheaper and faste...

100m Widescreen TV | Welcome To The Future

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a new year which can only mean one thing: a whole new range of lousy expensive bluetooth junk is on our shelves. Charles and Dom pick apart the f...

Balloons Arms Race

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom goes behind enemy lines and deciphers the TRUE meaning behind China's super secret spy balloon. Meanwhile Charles has a story about trout that's s...

Concrete Over Sydney Harbour

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles concocts flawless policies for his political career as leader of Australia's Un-Latham Party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Firth* Receives Order of Australia

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

*But not the Firth you expected. The Chaser Report you love is back with new daily episodes fresh from the Chaser's own podcast-oven. Get that up ya.W...

We Crashed George Pell's Funeral

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bury your sorrows with our limited edition Straight-To-Pell shirt here! Charles returns to the podcast to pay due respect to the late Cardinal Pell. D...

Graced by Grace Tame | BEST OF 2022

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Before returning to the original recipe Chaser Report next week, please enjoy the time we talked to GRACE TAME! Also wish Dom a happy birthday, he's a...

Adam Bandt Tells Us To Google It | BEST OF 2022

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Revisit the time when Adam Bandt was on the show and told us the cost of bread, milk, and weed.TRIPLE J's HOTTEST 100 VOTES CLOSE SOON MONDAYManually ...

Ronni Salt and Morrison's Multiple Ministry Madness | BEST OF 2022

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For this BEST OF 2022, we revisit the time Ronni Salt first appeared on The Chaser Report to rip into Scott Morrison. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Ben Lee Hasn't Forgiven Us | BEST OF 2022

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The union forced us to take a break over January, but that won't stop us from delivering you some cheeky BEST OF 2022 episodes! Here's the time legend...

Avo' Merry Christmas

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom celebrate the festive period the only way they know how... by forcing their producer to say nice things to them and give them Christma...

How to Always Win the Lottery | JUST THE GIST

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom has been cheating on us by appearing on other podcasts, so we're uploading it onto our feed. Join Dom and Jacob Stanley as they unpack how to alwa...

2022, The Year That Got (Shitter)

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles, John, and Lachlan continue to remember 2022, a year that is so long and arduous that even recounting it puts some to sleep. Hosted on Acast. ...

2022, The Year That Was (Shit)

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles, John, and Lachlan unpack the first six months of 2022. Floods, elections, world wars, how did they writers pack so much into just one year? H...

AI Replaced Our Interns

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we will be taking a humorous look at GPT, or Generative Pretrained Transformer, the language generation model developed by OpenAI. We...

Cheesiest Episode Ever | Andrew Hansen

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew likes cheese. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top 14 News Moments of 2022 | Dylan Behan

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Host of the News Fighters podcast Dylan Behan brings a Christmas gift to Charles and Dom; all the best (and worst) news moments from 2022! Follow News...

Trump Grabs 'em by the Cuntstution

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump could be president any day now, according to the constitution he's imagined. Dom and Charles have all the latest on America's batshit pol...

Kanye West's Unrequited Love

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Perrottet wants to send protestors to jail for being inconvenient, so John and Lachlan ponder what other inconvenient people should be sent to jai...

Politics of the Playground

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom's child is starting school, and looks to Charles and Andrew for advice on what social teachings to impart his offspring with. Probably don't let y...

VictoriaStan Revolts

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom wants to talk about Australia beating Denmark at the World Cup, but Charles and Andrew hate football, so they talk about revolutions and dictators...

Scott Morrison Is Australia's Elon Musk

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom unpacks the news that Scott Morrison may be censured for swearing himself into multiple ministries. Meanwhile Charles wonders who will win in the ...

QANTAS Tried to Lose Our Bags

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles has his QANTARSE merchandise (available at https://chasershop.com/) lost in the most ironic way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Matt Guy Wins!

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John and Lachlan take a sneak peak into what Victoria would look like if Matt Guy had won the election. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Herald Sun Loses Victorian Election | Dave Milner

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Milner is the only journalist who successfully predicted the obvious outcome of the Victorian Election, so Charles Firth interviews him to find o...

Do Any Real Estate Agents NOT Suck? | Sami Shah

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sami Shah is looking for a new place to live and suffering the rental market woes. Email us at [email protected] if you have a home to offer Sami....

Qatar Government Claims Stadium Builders Died of 'Football Fever' | Sami Shah

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sami Shah and Dom Knight bring you all the commentary on the 2022 World Cup that would get them executed if they said in Qatar. Hosted on Acast. See ...

A Small Crypto Loan of A Billion Dollars

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles dives even deeper into the FTX crypto scandal and finds all the ways the company was corrupt. Meanwhile Dom connects the dots and finds all th...

Hardcore Twitterography

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Like Twitter, The Chaser has decided to go hardcore. If you want to survive in this brutal online landscape, you've got to be willing to take a few mo...

Victorian Children See Sun for First Time

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew has caught himself in a parenting conundrum and has to run a children's birthday party, and unfortunately Charles' advice leans toward the viol...

Trump 2024 Begins! | Andrew Hansen

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Trump is back. God help us all. Andrew and Charles ponder the "yuge" implications of another potential Trump presidency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Crypt-Oh-No!

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles unpack the latest disaster in the world of cryptocurrency. ChaserCoin to the moon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Victorian Leader, Stairman Ow | Matt Harvey

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Matt Harvey gives Dom and Charles the lowdown on the Victorian Election. Will the dictatorship come to an end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

The Fall of Twitter, Truss, and Democracy as We Know It | Dave Milner

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Milner from The Shot joins Charles Firth to cover the fall of Twitter and Liz Truss and ask the question plaguing everyone's mind: will the world...

We're *Officially* the Worst Business Ever | Fred Schebesta

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Co-founder of Finder.com Fred Schebesta joins Charles and Dom to give them some business advice, unaware of how unsalvageable this company is. Fred al...

Twitter Verified as Dead

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this Remembrance Day we remember... Twitter. For better, or for better, Twitter is dying a verifiably glorious death, so let Dom and Charles bring ...

AMERICAN MIDTERM WRAP | Dr. David Smith

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. David Smith joins Dom and Charles to explain the recent American Midterm elections. Where was the red wave that everyone predicted? And more impor...

Capitalism Is The Problem | Tom Ballard

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Ballard joins Dom Knight to breakdown everything wrong with the world from the perspective of a millennial, which Tom dissects in his new book 'I ...

Elon Musk Charges $8 for Free Speech

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Twitter and Elon Musk are simultaneously destroying each other like two black holes trapped in each other's event horizon, and Charles and Dom are her...

In Liz We Truss | Henry Naylor

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles interviews British comedian, director, and playwright Henry Naylor who is most known for his work on the satirical series 'Spitting Image'. He...

LIVE at Grapes of Mirth Pt3 | Nazeem Hussain | Merrick Watts

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are joined by Merrick Watts and Nazeem Hussain at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! The panel discuss Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter, and...

LIVE at Grapes of Mirth Pt2 | Ivan Aristeguieta | Lizzy Hoo | Dane Simpson

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are joined by Ivan Aristeguieta, Lizzy Hoo, and Dane Simpson at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! As a panel they discuss the worst stream...

LIVE at Grapes of Mirth Pt1 | Nazeem Hussain | Merrick Watts

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are joined by Merrick Watts and Nazeem Hussain at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! The panel discuss Prince Harry's new book, the oncomin...

Please Buy Our Stupid Pool Toy | Craig Reucassel

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles has done it again. He's spent the entire company budget on novelty merchandise. Please buy our terrible products www.chasershop.com including ...

Algorithm Hygiene | Craig Reucassel

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig, Dom, and Charles dive into the world of TikTok and try to beat the algorithm. Did you know that what you linger on is what you see more often? ...

Big Bash Budget | Craig Reucassel

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig, Dom, and Charles all didn't watch the budget and know nothing about it. Here's the budget coverage according to News.com. Hosted on Acast. See ...

Chopper's Hitlist | Heath Franklin

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Legendary comedian Heath Franklin is interviewed Charles and Dom on what it's like to break out of character, meeting the person you're impersonating,...

APEC's 15th Anniversary | War Stories

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To commemorate (or bask in the glory of the moment keeping us relevant) the 15th anniversary of the infamous APEC stunt, we take a look back at what C...

Frankly, IDGAF | John Delmenico

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Head of Zoomer Marketing at Chaser, John Delmenico, has developed a new perspective on why young people shouldn't be allowed in the media. Hosted on ...

Sponsored by Tourism Qatar

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just a really positive episode about the amazing work of the Qatar government. We love football more than human rights! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Wagyu Been Paying Attention?

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles wants wagyu, but at what cost? Betrayal, economic turmoil, puns about [REDACTED]. This story has it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Australia Wins Greenwashing World Cup | Belinda Noble | Polly Hemming

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Greenwashing makes the world go round. Charles talks with Belinda Noble and Polly Hemming on the best cases of greenwashing in Australia, and why carb...

BOB KATTER'S CONFESSION - EXCLUSIVE!

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is Bob Katter in parliament illegally? You be the judge! In a Chaser Report first we have actual reporting to do.Lachlan has a spicy scoop after he ha...

The UN-Latham Party

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth is going into politics! He and Dom make their official policies for their campaign, and divulge the highly-complex methods in which they...

The Russia Today Report

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Glory to Putin! Dom brings all the latest news that the pesky western media is ignoring, finally telling the truer, Russian-er side of the war. If nuc...

Rage Against The Protein

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth is fuming about fake meat and deluded landlords. Will Dom Knight be able to calm him down? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

An Unacceptable Cop-Out | Karen Iles

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Content Warning: This episode contains topics that may distress some viewers. Karen Iles shares with Dom and Charles the traumatic story of how abuse ...

I've Got Notes | Floyd Alexander-Hunt | Gabbi Bolt

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gabbi Bolt and Floyd Alexander-Hunt come on a podcast to dissect their podcast where they dissect musician's songs. You can listen to their podcast 'I...

Unmasking The Optus Hacker | Gabbi Bolt | Floyd Alexander-Hunt

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Floyd and Gabbi charge forth with their deductions on who the Optus hacker might be. Meanwhile Dom reads out the texts he's received since being hacke...

Guess Who's Back??? | Gabbi Bolt

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That's right, Bolt is back! After becoming a global phenomenon Gabbi Bolt returns to The Chaser Report joined by Dom, Charles and the fantastic Floyd ...

Tripping Down Memoir-y Lane | Shaun Micallef

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shaun Micallef decides that after 30 years of making legendary Australian TV that it's time for him to join Charles, Dom, and Gabbi on The Chaser Repo...

Hacks Work For Optus | Sami Shah

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sami Shah and Dom have had their details leaked in the Optus hack, so they see who else they can dox in retaliation. Plus Dom finds out about the time...

Steve Price Likes Watching Schoolboys | Sami Shah

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sami Shah joins Dom Knight on The Chaser Report, and for the most part they discuss managing cholesterol and better eating alternatives for ageing. Un...

The Chaser's Hottest 100

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the spirit of Triple J's Requestival, we're hosting our own music requesting bonanza... of our own music. Lachlan brings you all The Chaser's hits ...