The Chelsea Podcast

Introducing The Blueprint

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Blueprint, a ground-breaking new documentary series about Chelsea Football Club, is finally here!   And The Chels has been given access to the fi...

The Wrong Train

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry get together to chat about the last game before the international break as Chelsea host Everton at Stamford Bridge. Garry and Cer...

The Correct Use of Players

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Daniel Childs for a podcast of happiness as they reflect on a continuing run of wins for Chelsea and they look forward to ...

Stockholm Ron

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry get together to bask in the glory of three points and look forward to a huge night of Champions League football as well as a trip...

Hoddle, Potter and Gullit

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by Daniel Childs to discuss the difficult past week and look ahead to the crunch game against Leeds. chelseapodcast.net  ...

Into the Unknown

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Seb Fontaine and discuss the another week without a goal, where we are headed and examine an uncertain future. But there i...

Saints or Sinners?

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry chat over the arrival of Southampton at the Bridge and analyse how to defeat the Saints, who are currently in turmoil. chelseap...

Texas Ron

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined by Andy and Garry as they talk through the West Ham game, discuss travels abroad and look forward to the return of the Champions League...

J5 to E5

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by Seb Fontaine as Andy has gone on a package holiday abroad. The three of them make sense of the transfer window and look f...

Throwaway Culture

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry discuss the ongoing transfer situation at Chelsea and breakdown the Liverpool game at Anfield, plus they look forward to the Fulh...

The Perfect Tribute

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry talk through a week of London Derbys against Fulham and Palace, discuss the latest transfer news and look ahead to the Liverpool ...

Vialli… Vialli… Vialli...

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry get together and discuss the pain of playing City twice in four days and the problems being faced by Chelsea at the moment. They ...

Front Loading the Investment

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined by Andy and Daniel Childs for the return of the Chels in 2023. They discuss the previous games against Bournemouth and Forest and look ...

Bonus - Never Write Off The Sh*t House Suarez

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hear Ceri in this week's Never Write Off The Germans, hosted by and also featuring presenter and writer Paul Hawksbee and stand up and TV writer Steve...

Evaluation Time

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As the World Cup looms large, Ceri, Andy and Garry take stock of where we have got to so far this season and look back at the team’s performance and...

The Writing On The Wall

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry look forward to Arsenal coming to Stamford Bridge and relive some happy and some not so happy memories from past fixtures. chel...

The Wheels on the Bus

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy chew through a mixed bag of a week for Chelsea and draw their own conclusions to what’s been going on for the Blues. chelseapodcast....

Wiped from my Memory

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry look ahead to the Brighton game and try to remember what happened at the Amex stadium last time round! chelseapodcast.net  @ch...

School Dinners

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry chat over the Premier League games against Brentford and Man Utd and discuss Graham Potter’s tactical nous. chelseapodcast.ne...

History at the San Siro

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by club historian, the one and only, Rick Glanvill, making his first appearance of the season. The trio chat through victorie...

Diego is a Wolf

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined once more by Louis Beneventi as they look ahead to Diego Costa returning to Stamford Bridge. Who would ever have imagined th...

Donkey Derby

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by the Chelsea barber, Louis Beneventi and they discuss the joy of Chelsea returning to the pitch and look forward to entert...

Change Your Destiny

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Daniel Childs from Football London and they look back at Potter’s arrival, first game in charge and what he needs to do ...

The Chelsea Potter

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by the well-travelled man of sounds, Seb Fontaine as they examine the extraordinary events of the last week. And look forwar...

The Window Shuts

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week the terrific trio of Ceri, Andy and Garry are back together to talk through the Southampton and West ham games, the ridiculousness of VAR, o...

Cult Hero Costa

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined once again by Daniel Childs as they look forward to the West Ham game and reminisce about the extraordinary striker, Diego C...

10 Men Went to Mow

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by Chels first-timer, Daniel Childs, Chelsea writer and presenter, and discuss Leicester game, transfer market and look forw...

Score, Score, Score...

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are once again joined by Louis Beneventi as they look forward to the Leicester game. Can we work out the best shape for the players we h...

The Andy and Louis Love-In

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Chels first-timer, YouTuber Louis Beneventi to discuss the Elland Road game with Leeds. Philosophical and uplifting, this ...

Double Denim Day

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry chat through the upcoming Spurs game at Stamford Bridge. They examine the problems Tottenham will provide, how we can combat them and w...

Bricks and Mortar

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Garry are joined by journalist, broadcaster and podcaster, Alison Bender as they discuss the season getting under way. They analyse the perfo...

The Supposition Special

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy return to share their wit and wiseness with Garry. They talk through thoughts on the takeover, the transfer news and look forward to a t...

Goodbye, Mike Dean

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry gather for the last time this season to chat about the week that’s been and look forward to a summer of activity under new owne...

Little Blue Riding Hood

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry chat through the penultimate week in Chelsea’s season. From travels to Leeds and to the FA Cup final for both men and women’s...

Out of the Blue

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined by Andy and special guest writer and broadcaster Gary Thacker to discuss the release of his new book Out of the Blue, documenting Chels...

A Strong Whiff

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Ceri is joined by Garry Hayes and Simon Johnson from The Athletic, they discuss the United and Everton performances, the bidding process for...

Conflict!

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined once more by Garry and Alison Bender as they look forward to a nasty trip to Goodison Park to play Everton and visit Chelsea legend, Fr...

Goonlag

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri chats with Garry and welcomes new guest Alison Bender to chat about West Ham, Arsenal and look forward to Man United. chelseapodcast.net  @chel...

Last London Derby

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is again joined by Garry Hayes and Rick Glanvill and they look forward to the last London derby of the season against West Ham. chelseapodcast.n...

Love Being Underdogs

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined by Garry Hayes and Rick Glanvill and they break down the week’s games against Real Madrid and the FA Cup semi-final against Crystal P...

Wember-lee… Again!

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry talk through the merits of semi-finals at Wembley as they look ahead to appearance at the national stadium, this time against Cry...

Chiaroscuro

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry talk through the number of r’s it takes to make a name and look at what happened against Real Madrid and the resounding follow ...

Ticking the Box

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Garry Hayes to discuss the weird loss against Brentford and look forward to the Real Madrid game and the away match at Sou...

Tickets, Please!

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry discuss a week of cup games and cup draws before they disappear for the international break. They also look forward to the Brentf...

Doctor Trivago

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry discuss the implications of last week’s events and analyse irresponsible journalism in relation to the chants that never happe...

The Pariah Derby

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined once more by Chas early as they look forward to welcoming Newcastle, the new kids with money, to Stamford Bridge. chelseapod...

The Comeback Kid

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy talk through the weeks momental events along with comedian Chas Early. They also discuss the Luton and Burney wins. chelseapodcast.net ...

Woodwork with Bruce Hayes

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The end of week show sees Ceri and Andy get a woodworking class from Garry Hayes. It doesn’t get more exciting than this.Then the trio talk through ...

Difficult Decisions

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy catch up with Garry Hayes to talk through a dreadful week for the world and its effect on Chelsea. They also look back on a win over Lil...

The Glory Hunter

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined again by Garry to look forward to the return to Wembley for the Carabao Cup final against Liverpool. chelseapodcast.net  @c...

Take the Handbrake Off

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Garry Vangelis Hayes to discuss the hard earned win at Palace and look forward to the return of Champion’s League footba...

3 Star Club

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy catch up with Geoff Whiting to look forward to a trip to South London to face Crystal Palace. chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodcast  Pr...

To The Summit!

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy chat with Geoff Whiting about the climb to the top of the summit as world champions! chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodcast  Produced by...

Going for Gold

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is joined by Garry Hayes and Rick Glanvill to talk about the winter break, the FA Cup game with Plymouth and look forward to becoming Champions o...

Time for a Break

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy get together with Seb Fontaine and chat over yet another defeat for Spurs. chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodcast  Produced by Paul Myer...

Ruthless Not Toothless

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy meet up with Ivor Baddiel before the winter break to discuss Spurs coming to the bridge in the League. chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapod...

The Poacher

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy get together with Ivor Baddiel and chat about the easy route to Wembley courtesy of Spurs and then the disappointment of losing to City....

Tickets Please!

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy chat with Rick Glanvill for the second time this week and look forward to the trip up the motorway to Manchester to take on League leade...

High Characters

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Description: Ceri and Andy talk through the Cup week that’s been with the history man himself, Rick Glanvill. They also look forward to Chelsea’s ...

I’m a Grown-up

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The first pod of a New Year sees Ceri and Andy chat through the holiday period games and other Chelsea issues that need discussing. chelseapodcast.ne...

Andy’s Stockings

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy gear up for Xmas by chatting through the festive pile-up of fixtures and Garry Hayes returns with mistletoe in hand. Pucker up! chelsea...

Circumstance or Chaos?

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are somehow getting into festive mode after the tricky week that has just gone by. Joining them on their examination of the past games i...

‘Ave it and ‘Ave it Again

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy discuss a busy week with long time Chels favourite - actor Trevor Laird.  chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodcast  Produced by Paul Myer...

Marco van Mount

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri is back on duty and is joined by Rick Glanvill and Ivor Baddiel who make good company as they discuss the difficulties of the past seven days. L...

Hammers for the High Jump

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy mull over the trip across town to play arch-rivals West Ham with comedian Chas Early. Come on you Blues! Lenny Beige and his stable of ...

Massive Plastic

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Chas Early to discuss Juventus and Man Utd and look forward to Watford. Also they discuss the last cup needed to truly say...

Yes, Boss!

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri, Andy and Garry preview Michael Carrick coming to the Bridge with Utd and examine the game with precision. They are also joined by Luca who makes...

N’golo Essien

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Garry Hayes this week and they eulogise over N’golo Kante and a fantastic return for Chelsea from the international brea...

Anyone Got a Ticket?

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy preview Leicester away with comedian Geoff Whiting. chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodcast  Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh  Engi...

Cliché? What Cliché?

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by comedian Geoff Whiting to talk through the last week and the victory over Malmo and the draw against Burnley. But we’re ...

On Being Ruthless

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy talk through the upcoming Burnley game with Seb Fontaine and debate whether a big win is as much fun as a hard fought one. chelseapodca...

Reece is the Word

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by Seb Fontaine and jovially chat through a very good week for the Blues as a Cup win and a string of results in the League b...

The Double Bubble Perm

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri ponders the big questions revolving around the weekend’s game with Newcastle alongside Garry Hayes and Chas Early.  Photo: A photo of Kevin Ke...

Activate Rudiger

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy are joined by the man of few voices, Garry Hayes and actor, Chas Early to discuss the week that’s been, taking in Malmo, Norwich and l...

Conor’s Got Hair

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the end of week preview show as Ceri, Andy and Rick Glanvill look ahead to the lunchtime game against Norwich on Saturday. chelseapodcast.net ...

Rick Glanvill is My Dad

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Ceri returns to the show and catches up with Andy and this week’s guest, Chelsea historian, Rick Glanvill. They discuss the Brentford win ...

The Accidental Footballer

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders interviews the wonderful Pat Nevin in celebration of his excellent book The Accidental Footballer, available to buy from all good booksh...

Top of the League, We’re Having a Laugh

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Garry Hayes hosts this evening and welcomes Mooch and Geoff Whiting to chat about our excellent results heading into the international break.  Check...

Saints Bounceback

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders is joined by Garry Hayes and Tyrone Atkins to preview the Saints game this weekend. Check out Review From The Terrace that kicks off wi...

Birthday Blues

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders is joined by Garry Hayes and Tyrone Atkins to reflect on the Aston Villa and Man City games. Check out Review From The Terrace that kic...

Part 2 - Chelsea V Man City

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders, Garry Hayes and Ivor Baddiel bring you part 2 of this weeks shows as we look ahead to the Man City game. Check out Review From The Ter...

Thiagoal N’Goal Rüdigoal

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders, Garry Hayes and Ivor Baddiel catch up over the last week of football, discuss the Spurs game, chat about Jimmy Greaves, compare Tuchel ...

Double Trouble Part 2

18 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Andy and Garry for this week’s preview show! Check out Review From The Terrace that kicks off with distinctly Scottish view of Braveheart. You...

Double Trouble

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders and Garry Hayes catch up this week to discuss Garry’s recent piece on Sean Lock and what it means to support Chelsea, we review the As...

10 Men Kept Out Mo

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders and Garry Hayes bring you this weeks episode of the Chels in the aftermath of the Liverpool game. Check out Review From The Terrace tha...

King Rom Part 2

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for part 2 as Andy Saunders, Rick Glanville, Michael Mouch and Eugene McCaffrey look forward to Liverpool. chelseapodcast.net  @chelseapodca...

King Rom

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders is joined this week by Rick Glanvill, Michael Mouch and Eugene McCaffrey to chat about the Crystal Palace game. Head to beer52.com/chel...

Back to the Bridge Part 2

21 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Saunders welcomes back Garry Hayes and Ivor Baddiel for a second part preview show this weekend. Head to beer52.com/chels and use code "CHELS" f...

Back to the Bridge

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

For the second episode this season Andy Saunders welcomes back Garry Hayes and Ivor Baddiel to recap the beginning of the season so far. Head to beer...

Tuchelsea and Beyond!

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back! We kick off the new season with Andy hosting (get well soon Ceri), and welcoming Seb Fontaine and Garry Hayes. Head to beer52.com/chels ...

Never write off Marrying Jordan Pickford

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri Levy features in this week's penultimate episode of Never Write of the Germans, the Euros quiz show where host Barry Castagnola tests Ceri, comed...

TRAILER: Never Write Off The Germans - EURO2020

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine a comedy quiz show where all the contestants watched the same matches that you did last night and then makes you giggle as we recap it with qu...

Champions of Europe… Again!

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy delight in talking about the victory in the Champions League Final. No stone is left uncelebrated and is a perfect way to sign off. che...

A Different Gravy

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy talk through a difficult but somehow rewarding last week of the League. They also look forward to Andy getting his flight to Portugal fo...

Shirt Week

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy talk through a miserable seven days and find a way to spin things positively. But it’s tough as we enter the last week of the League n...

The Trophy Hunters

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy chat about the hunt for trophies that will continue until the last day of the season plus they reflect on Hazard’s return, the taking ...

Swear Box

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy enthuse about the past week and the performances from both the men’s and women’s teams. They also look forward to the second leg of ...

Battle of the Boardrooms

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy trawl through the muck left behind from the debacle of the European Super League, which wasn’t super at all! They also talk about the ...

Never In Doubt

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy discuss the glorious march of the football team in two cup competitions while talking through their disgust for the European Super Leagu...

From Estadio Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán to Wember-lee!

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ceri and Andy discuss a great week against Porto and Crystal Palace to the Chamipons League and Cup games ahead. Listen to Season 2 Trailer from Midd...