The Chrissie Swan Show

The Kardashian’s Dish On Harry & Meghan At Kris’ Bday Party

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Kardashian appeared again on her sister Khloe’s Podcast and revealed how their sleepover with Britney Spears came about and what is was like...

We can’t have nice things!

28 Jan 2026

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An e-bike thief on the Gold Coast has attempted to motor off with a stolen e-bike, but got caught not long after by the Police and so did his finger. ...

We Don’t Care About The Super Bowl, BUT We Care About The Ads!

28 Jan 2026

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Kendall Jenner is making light of the supposed ‘Kardashian Curse’ with a Super Bowl Ad that we’re OBSESSED with! Plus, Spencer Pratt...

Nath Valvo is ‘a man crying on National TV everybody’!

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here Australia is currently airing on Channel 10 & 10 Play and just our luck it’s pre-recorded because ...

DJ Fat Tony has Spoken!

27 Jan 2026

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We've got more details from the Beckham fallout with the family's party DJ, DJ Fat Tony revealing more about that dance between Brooklyn and Victoria....

More on that RHOSLC Walk off!

23 Jan 2026

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Andy Cohen walked out from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion and he's said he'll never do it again after what he's learnt. Plus, someone w...

It's Harry Day!

23 Jan 2026

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Harry Styles' has released his new single AND announced his upcoming tour 'Together Together' which means he's headed our way...and we've got tickets!...

Should Chrissie watch Heated Rivalry?

22 Jan 2026

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Chrissie’s a busy gal and she’s got a big dilemma, should she devote time to watching Heated Rivalry or The Real Housewives of Salt Lake C...

We’ve got more texts from Taylor & Blake!

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively’s text messages just keep coming and we’ll keep reading! Plus, we’ve got the list of the artists to pe...

Are we ever going to get the wedding dance?

21 Jan 2026

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After all the memes that have come out with Posh dancing on the eldest Beckham offspring, we really want to get our hand on it and Becks himself has m...

We’ve got the goss on new Harry!

21 Jan 2026

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Harry Styles has announced his new single ‘Aperture’ will be in our ears at 11 THIS Friday and we had our own Harry correspondent who stoo...

Don’t go method on us Hilary!

20 Jan 2026

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Mary J Blige has revealed she turned down a song titled ‘Umbrella’ because she felt the ‘eh, eh’ wasn’t right for her fa...

Oh the drama!

20 Jan 2026

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Before we get to the juicy schtuff, we’re rehashing the ‘Mom’ group chat drama between Ashley Tisdale, Meghan Trainor and Hilary Duf...

Matt Damon Reveals How Making a Movie has Changed

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You know how a plot of the movie is repeated now-a-days, well Matt Damon has told us why and it’s because we’ve usually got 2 screens on t...

We’re back for 2026…and there’s much to discuss!

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After 5 weeks off, we’ve back and hitting the ground running for 2026…literally because we’re discussing a young ball kid at the Au...

A look back at… Chrissie chat!

19 Jan 2026

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Chrissie's finally gotten around to getting some really old film developed and it's turned out some gems...photos from her time at her sister's weddin...

A look back at… talking to you pt.4!

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We get it SOMBR! 'I don't want to get undressed for a new person all over again' either! So we're asking, has your partner seen you nude? Plus, do you...

A look back at… Jack chat!

15 Jan 2026

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Here's the man of the hour, Jack and he's about to blow our mind with something. Plus, Judge Jackie gives us his thoughts. See omnystudio.com/lis...

A look back at… pet chat!

14 Jan 2026

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Our furry friends have got the spotlight today. Valerie the dog has been FOUND. Plus, I'm a ___ & I would do what?See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

A look back at… kid chat pt.2!

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're talkin' kids. What has yours ordered online? A woman in the US found a large (and expenny!!) amount of lollipops on her front porch, courtesy of...

A look back at… a stranger in the pool!

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's Summer here in Aus, which means one thing (if you're lucky!), that we're in the pool. BUT, what happens when a stranger gets in? Speaking of, som...

A look back at… Sweeping Statements pt.3!

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What does society say that you REJECT?! Chrissie REJECTS that it's bad manners to clean up your table before the waiter gets there. Speaking of respec...

A look back at… some LOLS!

08 Jan 2026

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We like to think we're a bit funny, so let's have a look back at some of our best. Got any lyrics that make you LOL? Or maybe a story about something ...

A look back at… kid chat!

07 Jan 2026

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Yesterday we chatted Mums, today we're chatting kids because Chrissie's daughter, Peg, has come out with a bombshell. Plus, we want to know what you t...

A look back at… human behaviour!

05 Jan 2026

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We don't like being told what to do, so trying to be the boss of us just doesn't suit it. But a story has sparked a question about someone being told ...

A look back at… music chat pt.2!

02 Jan 2026

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We've all got them, so we're asking...what's your favourite lyric? Just go with it! Plus, Chappell Roan's got some thoughts on Motherhood. See om...

A look back at… Sweeping Statements pt.2!

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's nearly 2026, but our 2025 sweeping statements are always something to reflect on. Chrissie thinks this about telehealth appointments, but Jack's ...

A look back at… talking to YOU pt.3!

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's one of our fav things to do...talk to YOU, so we're celebrating with free shtuff, because we CAN. Plus, what are you really doing when you WFH? N...

A look back at… relationship chat!

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A psychic once told us that we WILL find love, so that and the fact that we think we know for sure when someone should leave their partner, we're open...

A look back at… some of our guests!

24 Dec 2025

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Chrissie's done a little bit of celeb spotting...we chat to Pettifleur Berenger, Isla Fisher AND Andy Lee...aren't we lucky! See omnystudio....

A look back at… talking to YOU pt.2!

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're very complimentary of YOU and us...but Chrissie's convinced every compliment might be a backhanded compliment. Plus, Chrissie identifies as what...

A look back at… talking to you!

19 Dec 2025

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Can you have a chat with us without saying 'like'? We give it a go! Plus, what would you rate yourself?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

A look back at… Sweeping Statements!

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our favourite segment and yours...unload, tell us your unpopular opinion! Chrissie's giving us her stance on the ONLY thing you should be listening to...

A look back at… mum chat!

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She may be our Shortcut Queen, but to 3 beautiful kids, Chrissie's a Mum. So why not chat to some other mums! We're asking, are you an enthusiastic Mu...

A look back at… Chrissie!

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about The Shortcut Queen today! We're taking a look back at the task Jack gave Chrissie at the beginning of the year, to 'serve a look.' Chri...

A look back at... music chat!

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're asking the big questions today...is Slipknot the Greatest Band? or have you followed in Chappel Roan's footsteps and changed your name? Plus, Ch...

BEST OF | A look back at… things around the home!

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome take a seat, we'll make you a coffee! We look back at the time Chrissie came home to an extremely messy house (particularly, the kitchen) and ...

The Taylor Doco is HERE

12 Dec 2025

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Chrissie's counting down the hours until 7pm tonight, because she's finally getting her Taylor fix with NEW content, a docu series look behind the cur...

It's our last show for 2025!

12 Dec 2025

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The sad day has come, our last show on air for 2025 is today, so we're going out with a BANG! Been a longtime listener but never called? We've got som...

It's a Aged Care Home In Here!

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's injury that was brewing yesterday has well and truly arrived today, so much so that she's brought in a cane with her. We find out how she g...

What are we leaving in 2025?

11 Dec 2025

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After In-n-Out have revealed they’re leaving ’67’ out of their ticketing system, we decided to collate a list of things we’re ...

The 2026 MET Gala’s Co-Chair’s have been announced.

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie and Jack have decided that next year’s MET Gala has the BEST line up, with Beyonce, Nicole Kidman and Venus Williams joining Anna Winto...

Donna Hay brought us a Lemon Cake!

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Donna Hay has a new book, 'Sunshine, Lemons & Sea Salt' for us all to enjoy yet another of her marvellous creations. What started out as Jack admi...

We’ve got the giggles!

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re 3 more shows away from the end of the year for The Chrissie Swan Show and I think today, it’s starting to show, because we’ve ...

Sarah Abo will not die this year!

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A bout of appendicitis took Sarah out last year right before her carol hosting duties were set to commence, so this year she’s back with a venge...

Let’s cook a steak on the press!

08 Dec 2025

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Barnaby Joyce has confirmed he’s moving to One Nation following weeks of speculation and we think it’s got something to do with the steak ...

Kate Winslet’s got something to say…and so does Chrissie.

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kate Winslet has called out ‘terrifying’ cosmetic procedures, but Chrissie and Jack have differing opinions on this one. Plus, Martha Stew...

Gian had a FaceTime with Benson Boone!

05 Dec 2025

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Last night during a doom scroll session, Chrissie was convinced that a instagram story she saw had to be AI. Looking through her stories, she noticed ...

Rob Mills wants the fast train!

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good friend of the show, Rob Mills stopped in to tell us about his new upcoming gig, his love of Cricket and his newest hyperfixation, rallying the tr...

Hope you don’t know a Corey!

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What started out as a chat about how a man got out of paying for his airport parking, turned into a full on pile on on people who are named Corey&hell...

‘Revealed: Death Cap Murders’…we’re getting more episodes!

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The biggest case of the year, The Mushroom Lady, is something both Chrissie and Jack are OBSSESSED with. So when Stan’s doco series, ‘Reve...

I can’t believe it’s come to this.

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie shared a recent story which got her thinking, ‘How has it come to this?’ which Jack is absolutely horrified about. But Chrissie c...

It's the real John Fox!

03 Dec 2025

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Chrissie's Vice Principal at school was a strong, 'scary' man named John Fox. A teacher who she admired so much, she named her cat exactly that, John ...

It’s not John, it’s not Foxy, It’s John Fox!

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie’s cat has a very specific name and it must be pronounced in full, John Fox. Now the name John Fox, we think is unusual for a cat, let a...

We’ll let Khanh Ong come on anytime!

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Reality TV Fave, Cookbook King and Social Media Sunshine, Mr Khanh Ong is in the studio to bring everyone’s attention to little pots of heaven, ...

How good’s a Bunnings Snag!

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

American Influencer James Charles is in Australia at the moment, and after locals gave their recommendations, James headed to Bunnings in QLD to try a...

It’s time to go…Holly!

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Big Brother is in its final week, with the most recent evictee from the house being Holly. We chat to her about her relationship with Coco, whether or...

Is that how you open a jar?

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jack brings us a jar opening hack that Chrissie’s sees right through, so decides it would be best if we ask you for the best home hack you&rsquo...

Harry & Zoe are back in Rome & back holding hands!

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz seem to be feeling the fire on their romance rumours with yet another romantic stroll in Rome. Plus, closer to home, Lewi...

She left her baby behind!

27 Nov 2025

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Chrissie’s found a video of a woman who went to the supermarket with her human baby and her fur baby in tow and upon arriving home with the shop...

Millie & Jake did a Choreographed Dance!

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Millie Bobby Brown has dished on the entertainment at her wedding revealing Raye sand a Frank Sinatra song and she and her husband Jake, performed a c...

Can you keep the engagement ring?

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We were shocked to learn that JLo has been engaged 6 times, which means 6 rings, which also means what the heck has she done with all of those rings?!...

Robert Irwin is a Mirror Ball Winner!

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A decade after his sister Bindi walked away with the Dancing with the Stars US title, Robert has done it himself and with an injury no less.See omnyst...

Best Of | Chrissie and Jack get psychic readings

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

00:00 - Famous couples we forgot about,,, 04:13 - Good Charlotte on air part 1 08:42 - Good Charlotte on air part 2 12:49 - Clickbait - Chrissie's kid...

Dave Thornton's shark in a jar!

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The lovely Dave Thornton joined us in the studio to chat about the Aussie accent, Scottish taxidermists and Dutch lineage!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Childish Gambino has a special message for us all!

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He’s been a little quiet lately and now we know why! Childish Gaminbo has revealed that during the middle of his most recent tour, he’s su...

Are you a Moolie?

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Schoolies is starting this week and while we’ve heard of toolies heading to Schoolies, we’ve never heard of Moolies! Moolies are the mums ...

It’s time to go…to the GC!

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie and Jack discuss what their weekend plans are and it seems like there’s not much on, but Chrissie says otherwise because her daughter P...

Big Brother is HERE

21 Nov 2025

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That’s right, we’ve got the OG voice of Big Brother, Mike Goldman in the house to give us an insight into what it was like to get the call...

Now we’re really worried about Britney

21 Nov 2025

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Jack’s parasocial relationship with Jacob Elordi is being tested because a photo of his handwriting has been revealed and it’s just not it...

Do you look people in the eye?!

20 Nov 2025

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A discussion has erupted after Bruce from Big Brother had a conversation with fellow housemate Coco about where they look when they look at someone an...

Patti Newton has done a soft launch!

20 Nov 2025

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Patti Newton supposedly has got a new beau because she’s been papped, do we believe it though? Plus, Zach Bryan has announced he’s 2 month...

We’re very nerrrvoussss

19 Nov 2025

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Nicki Minaj has made us laugh after she revealing just how nervous she was when speaking at the UN, but we’ve got some suggestions for how she r...

Nicki Minaj is very nerrvousss

19 Nov 2025

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Nicki Minaj has spoken at the UN, but all we can fixate on is how nervous she was. Plus, Elon musk has fired back at Billie Eilish so let’s unpa...

Colin, stop farting brev!

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie’s feeling a little under the weather today, but she’s got a fancy little magic sachet from Japan (we’re still not sure on t...

Cardi B has been assaulted…but not really!

18 Nov 2025

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Cardi B has revealed that her mother is assisting her with her children, but there’s a bad trade off…she’s stealing her cookies and...

We’re jet setters!

17 Nov 2025

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Chrissie and Jack spent the weekend in different states than their usual hometowns in Victoria and boy do they think they’re rockstars! Even tho...

We’re checking in on the Biebs

17 Nov 2025

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Justin Bieber has revealed on his recent twitch stream, that he’s had an accident on a one wheeled electric scooter and we’ve decided he&r...

It’s Aus Music Month, let’s aussify your album!

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

November is Aus Music Month and even though we’re a little fashionably late, we’re making sure you get your fix! Chrissie and Jack are giv...

Khloe & Kylie are Pranksters!

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kylie has appeared on Khloe’s podcast and they decided they’d play a little prank on their family members and let’s just say it does...

Queenslanders, you’ll love this one.

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry to all the other states, but Chrissie has declared in her sweeping statement who she thinks the best state in Aus is where the sun shines, while...

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is close!

13 Nov 2025

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Meryl Streep & Anne Hathaway are back in the office elevator and back together after we got a sneaky little teaser of what we can expect in the se...

We have our first water cooler moment from BBAU!

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re off to a rocky start today thanks to a new ad from Bakers Delight about our upcoming Christmas (or Chrissie if you will) lunch, and yes fo...

Who’s gonna get the grammy?

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The 2026 Grammy nominations are out and some of our faves got stiffed, some we’re not sure about and others we’re really rooting for becau...

A Psychic said Chrissie will find love! But what about Jack?

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After Kim Kardashian has blamed 4 Psychics for being pathological liars after they all claimed she would pass the Bar in California, we decided to see...

Jackie Chan has been marked SAFE

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Phew! Yes, you read that right, after an online hoax of a death announcement Jackie Chan has confirmed he’s alive and well. Plus, Taylor Swift h...

Joel Creasey's HERE: Who let these two happen?

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jack’s chucked a sickie today (and no he’s sick, NOT hungover), so we called in the next best thing, another JC, Joel Creasey! Chrissie ta...

J-Law’s got some advice for the Kardashians

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jennifer Lawrence is a favourite of Chrissie’s and she’s devoured the Vanity Fair Lie Detector test J-Law has done with costar, Robert Pat...

Big Brother Returns Sunday Night!

07 Nov 2025

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Nova’s very own, Mel Tracina is heading up the Big Brother host for the new and improved 2025 instalment! She’s seen the Big Brother house...

No wonder Chrissie’s never got the time!

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie and Jack have decided that they both need to get back on Depop and sell (or buy)! So Chrissie takes us through her current listing and now we...

Nicole Kidman had a wild night out!

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nicole Kidman has had a night out in Nashville at Sabrina Carpenter’s concert and found herself in a sticky situation…in hand cuffs&helli...

Do you agree with Chrissie?

06 Nov 2025

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Chrissie’s stumbled across something on the ‘Tiky Toky’ that she just had to bring to us all, which sparks the question of whether i...

Community PSA, don’t watch it!

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

‘All is Fair’ dropped last night and the reviews are HARSH to say the least. So we decided to do the right thing and provide some worthy c...

Katy Perry is patching on some bandaids!

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Katy Perry has teased new music coming out on November 6 and we’re hoping she’s taking us back to the OG Katy Perry and bringing the bange...

We Teach Sarah Abo How We Do Gratitude!

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah Abo is sticking around in the hot seat and because its Tuesday (the worst day of the week in our opinion), we’re teaching her how we do th...

Charlie Sheen has given us a real inside scoop

03 Nov 2025

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Jacob Elordi has clearly been missing all of Jack’s DMs because he’s got a new girlfriend, sorry Jack. Plus, Charlie Sheen’s Netflix...

Sarah Abo & Jack’s Super Bowl Weekend

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s The Shortcut Queen’s Birthday, so we’ve given her the day off and got her and Jack’s Scorpio mate, Sarah Abo in the hot s...

What's going on with Andy & John?

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jack's task for the weekend is to watch 'Dead Poets Society' because it turns out he hasn't seen it! Why are we talking about? Well Ethan Hawke reveal...

Bonafide, Rob Thomas is in the house!

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With his new album, ‘All Night Days’ out and a tour of Down Under going on, we thought it would only be right to chat to Rob Thomas! We ch...

The White Lotus is Coming to Paris

30 Oct 2025

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Whilst it's no surprise (because we all love it) that The White Lotus is getting a season 4, something that is a great surprise to us all is that the ...