The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
CATCH UP - I'm not a star anise man...
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast. Tony Martin goes into the vault from his days as a 'Nova Casanova'; Nath Valvo reminisces about mee...
CATCH UP - Size doesn't matter...
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Binge today's show here on the full podcast - and get yourself a whole extra hour, just for the hell of it! We had so many guests today - Keith Urban;...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #16
30 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on the best bits of the funniest show that happens before the show that happens before the show, or something. See omnystudio.com/...
CATCH UP - I'm very fond of women's underwear...
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Titus O'Reily and Renée Bargh call in! Dave O'Neil does some homeschooling! We play the Home Viewe...
CATCH UP - I'm not a restaurant!
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! TV and film star Jane Lynch calls in; Wil Anderson pretends to be at work; Leppa confesses on behal...
CATCH UP - Hello Ladies!
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! What a packed show! Brilliant actor Sarah Snook joins us; Olympia Valance has a vodka to plug; Alla...
CATCH UP - It's Fave Daves Not Dead Freds!
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We spoke to Chrissie's 'Fave Daves' - Dave O'Neil, Dave Lawson, Dave Thornton, Farmer Dave and Davi...
CATCH UP - Things Never Said During Lockdown
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Troy Kinne calls in and tells us things never said during lockdown; Victorian Premier Daniel Andrew...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #15
23 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bit of the show that happens before the show, you know? Starring Jack 'Hollywood Jack' Charles, and Dean 'Deano' Thomas. See omnys...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20! Week #15
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the Cheat Sheet of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - I think I might be a genius...
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Nazeem Hussain calls in; Jarryd Roughead also calls in; Swanny wasn't in today, but she's OK; we as...
CATCH UP - I stole a fishbowl from Mabel's...
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We catch up with Brodie Grundy; Ross Noble calls in from his bunker; Sam uses a thermometer the wro...
CATCH UP - Nerd Alert!
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kelly Rowland calls in! Shane Crawford is a plug machine! You called with your terrible jokes! Chri...
CATCH UP - I might wife her for the winter...
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Sam translates the lyrics to the indecipherable 'Roses' by Saint Jhn; Chrissie gives you some advic...
CATCH UP - I that a euphemism, Browny?
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kitty Flanagan! Glenn Robbins! Hamish Blake! Ask Browny! Guess the Movie Theme! Texts from Patty! W...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #14
16 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The best bits of the show just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny with Deano and Jack! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #14
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Get Your World Exclusive Plucka Duck Interview Right Here
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up today's show here on the full podcast! That's right, we're chatting to the one and only Plucka Duck, in his only interview ever. Like, ever. ...
CATCH UP - Who's Your Daddo?
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Cameron Daddo! Ryan Schoenmakers! What Are You Doing Tonight?! Christina is unbeatable in another c...
CATCH UP - Where's Deano?
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up with today's show here on the full podcast! Sarah Jessica Parker surprises us with a phone call for Chrissie; Ray Martin gives us some interv...
CATCH UP - No sweetened cream...
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Darren Purchese drops off a mystery pav; Tom Morris gets our hopes up about footy; Tony Martin give...
CATCH UP - You may have it!
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Celia Pacquola hopes she's the Dancing With The Stars champion forever; Jeff Kennett says we need t...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #13
09 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Deano & Jack's show is called 'Just Before Chrissie, Sam & Browny' and if you're wondering when it's on, it's on just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny. S...
CATCH UP - I love an integrated knob!
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Hugo Weaving! Ann Peacock! Ben Knight's Monthly(W)rap! Deano's Pitch! Sam's Diary! The Cheat Sheet!...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #13
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The best bits of the funniest chunks of the actual moments that we loved from this week's shows! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
CATCH UP - Aggressive Banter
06 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up with today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to comedian Anne Edmonds and Jack's mate Nadia Bartel; Christina wins Out Of / By yet ano...
CATCH UP - Lift Browny, Lift!
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We ask former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull how to best deal with Donald Trump; Luke McGregor sin...
CATCH UP - You little ripper...
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Sam launches a spin off to 'Identi-Cry' and it's called 'Identi-Die', so that's an indication of ho...
CATCH UP - Who Is Chaka Khan!
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast. Tom Gleisner phones in (literally) another classic round of Have You Been Paying Attention?; Sonia ...
BEST OF - Ash Williams' Sauna Buddy
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ash Williams has a new sauna buddy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF - Deano & Jack's 'Ash Challenge'
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Deano & Jack put Ash to the test while she's working from home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF - INSIDE BROADCAST - (Not) Live from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
That's right, we're (not) LIVE from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and we're bringing you all the laughs we hoped to bring you from the ...
BEST OF - Full Chat: Niall Horan
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Listen back to today's full chat with One Direction superstar and touring artist Niall Horan! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
BEST OF - Surprise Guest: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We surprised Sam Pang with one of his WWE wrestling heroes, the one and only Jake The Snake! He even had a snake with him, check out the pictures on o...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #12
18 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bits of the show you didn't know you wanted but actually did want. It's just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny, with Deano & Jack See ...
CATCH UP - I'll cut your bike in half with an angle grinder...
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Julia Morris phones in from isolation; Titus O'Reily is our next Olympic hope; Chrissie loosens up ...
CATCH UP - I'm addicted to Dijon!
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We catch up with John Finlay, one of Joe Exotic's husbands from Netflix doco Tiger King; Andrew Han...
CATCH UP - You just got Hitch-roasted!
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Aaron Chen Skypes in from lockdown! Peter Hitchener roasts Sam! Rob Mills sings us out! You call wi...
CATCH UP - We've changed the rules...
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to Danny Green, Tony Martin calls in from his comedy bunker, Peter Helliar stays married, a...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #11
11 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a huge week for Deano & Jack, getting into your ears in breaky primetime at 6am for an hour! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
CATCH UP - That's gonna cost me...
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to our mate Lisa Wilkinson; Poh Ling Yeow returns to Masterchef Australia; Jason Dunstall g...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #11
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week! With a very special appearance by the Soweto Gospel Choir! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
CATCH UP - Big Dog's Gonna Eat!
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're still here in your earholes, people! Today we caught up with Tanya Hennessy; Shane Warne turn...
CATCH UP - That's what my lower back tattoo says...
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We 'checked in' on our favourite funny people, Kitty Flanagan, Tony Mark and the brilliant 'Quarant...
CATCH UP - More like Lemon Chicken!
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Chrissie is on FIRE today, with at least three jokes out of the gate. We're ploughing through the h...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #10
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of the week, the time literally no one asked for. The best bits of 'just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny that happen just before Chrissie...
CATCH UP - Stump Chrissie!
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Dave O'Neil co-hosts. Prime Minister Scott Morrison answers your coronavirus questions; Patti Newto...
CATCH UP - You've got the crack for it...
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to Victorian Chief Health Minister Brett Sutton about your coronavirus questions; Hamish Bl...
CATCH UP - [RODENT NOISE]
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! What a huge show! Dave O'Neil was co-hosting, Shaun Micallef, Ross Noble, Michael from MAFS and Rac...
CATCH UP - Words of wisdom? No way.
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Dave O'Neil co-hosts, because Browny has lost his voice! We catch up with Bryan Brown, the actor, n...
CATCH UP - I've been doing the nutbush...
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're here for you, Melbourne, even if we have to stay a safe distance away! Today we spoke to our ...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #9
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on the best bits of the show that happens just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny, 'just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny', with Deano & Jack! &...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #9
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Great story, big fella...
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're still here, Melbourne! We're talking to you, singing with you, dancing a safe distance from y...
CATCH UP - I can't touch your elbow with my elbow enough...
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Dr Chris Brown! Tom Hawkins! Joel Creasey! Dead Or Alive is back! We're still here, Melbourne and w...
CATCH UP - Let's see what I can make...
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're here in your ears Melbourne, and we're hopefully bringing some joy to you in these weird time...
CATCH UP - You've got to know when to fold 'em...
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We caught up with Luke McGregor, Max Gawn, Wil Anderson and Michael from MAFS (again). We asked for...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #8
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's possibly the best part of the morning, except for Chrissie, Sam & Browny and all the rest of the morning up until midday. See omnystud...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #8
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - What did you just ask Mel C?
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Mel C, people! The legendary Spice Girl joins us in studio and you can't believe what Browny asked ...
CATCH UP - I just walked across the highway...
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're all back in the studio, and we've got more guests phoning in than you can poke a stick at! Na...
CATCH UP - That's a strange apology...
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Andy Lee brings in a phoner! Adam & Symon get some advice from Deano! Daniel Connell brings in 250 ...
CATCH UP - Who was on your death list?
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're all here, Melbourne! Well, Chrissie is at home, but we're all in your earholes, and we're fre...
CATCH UP - You're about to disappear...
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Michael from Married At First Sight; Colette Mann talks Neighbours; Nick Riewoldt joins On The Couc...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #7
13 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Listen up to some sweet sesh chat with Deano & Jack right here on the best bits of 'Just Before Chrissie, Sam & Browny', the show that happens just be...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #7
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time of the cheat sheet of the week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Jam it, Nova Boy!
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Blake Freeman takes on Jack in a 'Casnova-off'; Sam's Front Bar boss Adi Brown drops by; Browny hos...
CATCH UP - That's not ideal...
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Luke Hemsworth talks Saddle Club; Damian Callinan has a heart attack; Marc Murphy plays to an absen...
CATCH UP - Righto, get a room!
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast. So many guests! So many LOLs! Martha Kalifiti calls her fella mid-chat; Tanya Hennessy is feeling g...
CATCH UP - Leathery and full of feathers.
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! What a massive show full of amazing guests! Katy Perry! Rob Mills! Tony Martin! Lee Carseldine from...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #6
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for one of your favourite parts of the week, assuming you've exhausted all of the other good parts, it's 'Just Before Chrissie, Sam & Browny...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #6
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on our favourite bits of the week with the cheat sheet! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Big Trouble In Little China
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Chrissie calls it, Lizzie & Seb from MAFS have broken up; Celeste Barber calls in; Kevin Eastman ta...
CATCH UP - Is that a euphemism?
04 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! The Pussycat Dolls get star struck! Nathan Buckley is a wine man! We asked you what you're doing to...
CATCH UP - The coconut sugar is deft.
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We chat to KC from MAFS; we meet Locky the former Survivor contestant who is now The Bachelor; Titu...
CATCH UP - That's what you read, isn't it?
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Michael Shafar! Tony Martin! Alex Rance! Sai from the Monash Cricket Team! You called with your tid...
CATCH UP - Browny is wincing in pain!
01 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We catch up with new Dad Kris Smith, and Sam pays him a compliment; comedian Nick Capper drops by i...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #5
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
They're back and better (?) than ever! Spend your early morning figuring out exactly how Jack and Deano managed to talk, let alone do anything else. &...
CATCH UP - What do you think the answer is?
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! What a Friday! We talked to rock legend Lenny Kravitz; Fitzy made the best banner ever; Ben Knight ...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #5
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What a week! Check out the best moments from the show this week on our Instagram profile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
CATCH UP - He seems nice, but I don't like him
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Marcus Bontempelli; Ben Lomas; Stacey MAFS; we play Out Of / By; and we talk to a guy who sold a gu...
CATCH UP - That's the cool wind...
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Marty Sheargold! Ben Fordham! Nath Valvo! Jokes Aren't Funny! Heaps More! See omnystudio...
CATCH UP - Did you catch toilet mouth?
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! What a massive show full of about a billion guests! UK Comedy legend Ben Elton; Michael MAFS tells ...
CATCH UP - We take responsibility for everything good that happens...
23 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Katy Perry! Adam Liaw! Kate Ritchie! Huge guests, massive LOLs and heaps of love, basically. What a...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #4
21 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kick off your weekend with the best bits of the bits before the good bits of the main bits of the show! With your hosts, Hollywood Jack Charles and De...
CATCH UP - So hot it's close to Melton...
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Max Gawn pops back in; Renée Bargh has met everyone; Deano wondered who's hotter than Nathan Jones...
CATCH UP - He tries to be intimidating...
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Steve from Married At First Sight tells us exclusively why he cracked it at the MAFS dinner party a...
CATCH UP - He's a thick boy...
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to Josh Eastwood, a man on a quest to eat every Bunnings snag in the country; Jack Riewoldt...
CATCH UP - I'm more of a Humphrey and Fat Cat Man...
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Ross Noble buys Sam a Timpani; Tom Walker brings Jonathan Pie in studio and they 'get' Melbourne no...
CATCH UP - How much do you bench?
16 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We chat to Hayley MAFS again; Ronan Keating tells us all about his time on stage at Firefight Austr...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #3
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You asked for it, so you can't say you didn't ask for it. Just before Chrissie, Sam & Browny, there's a super secret club of listeners who get a half ...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20 - Week #4
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on our favourite bits, and hear The Mount sing a weird song about being overworked on this week's cheat sheet! See omnystudio.com/...
CATCH UP - Happy Valentine's Day!
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We chat to Dancing With The Stars' Celia Pacquola and her partner Jarryd; Nazeem Hussain is crowned...
CATCH UP - I am a puppet
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Rhonda Burchmore! Travis Cloke! Peter Helliar! Apple Turnovers! Ivan from MAFS! Heaps more! &n...
CATCH UP - Do you take this juggernaut...
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Connie from MAFS drops by; Georgie Carroll has a new term for Prosecco; Peter O'Brien talks Makybe ...
CATCH UP - Beam me up, Scotty!
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to legendary actor William Shatner (Star Trek, TJ Hooker, Boston Legal); Chris Goulding dro...
CATCH UP - It's called 'the gram'
09 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Ivan & Aleks from Married at First Sight talk about editing and no-show socks; Dale Thomas just mak...
CATCH UP - Broccoli is ace!
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Dylan Lewis sings us out! Peter Hitchener and Sam Pang roast each other! Grant Denyer can't dance! ...
CATCH UP - They're not dolls, they're action figures
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We surprise Sam Pang with one of his wrestling heroes, Jake 'The Snake' Roberts; Lisa Wilkinson tak...
CATCH UP - I'm getting too old for this sh...
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We talk to Aussie filmmaker Leigh Whannell about his time making Saw and his new film The Invisible...