The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Christmas Traditions

17 Dec 2021

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Christian, Jack and Patsy share their favourite traditions over the holidays, and where they like to visitSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Best of 2021 - Weakest Claims to Fame

15 Dec 2021

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Every Wednesday you tell us your weakest claims to fame so we grabbed some of the weakest of the year. If you have a weak claim to fame you want to ge...

MINI: Best of 2021 - Mash Ups

13 Dec 2021

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We’ve loved the Mash-ups you’ve been sending in this year so we’ve picked some of our favourites.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: Best of 2021 - A-Z of the 80s

08 Dec 2021

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This year we launched a brand new segment, A To Z of the 80s, where we look at what 80s memories each letter of the alphabet stirs up. Next year we’...

MINI: Best of 2021 - Misheard Lyrics

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Every week you blow us away with your Misheard lyrics – here are some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of 2021. If you’d like to submit yours for 2...

FULL: A Mother-In-Law Is Not Just For Christmas

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last show of the year and we're going out with a Bang! Plus your knock off Friday ideas, and Christian's family plansSee omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: Live Performance

03 Dec 2021

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The last two weeks have been building up to this! Our very own Huggy performed live this morningSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Knock Off Friday

02 Dec 2021

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It's the Friday of the last week of the year online, what are plans?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Slade Aren't Just For Christmas

01 Dec 2021

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It's the show before the show - We're wrapping up the year with the ultimate Christmas tunes, the best of misheard lyrics, and lots more!See omnystudi...

MINI: What's your age again?

01 Dec 2021

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There's always a bit of short-hand for the era we were born in. So, tell us how old you are without telling us your age...See omnystudio.com/listener ...

MINI: Stand By - Christmas

01 Dec 2021

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What are the Christmas songs you love?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Water's On Us

01 Dec 2021

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Jack's back is still giving him grief, we've got a couple more final moments for the year, and we're planning an amazing final showSee omnystudio.com/...

MINI: Hidden from Your Parents

30 Nov 2021

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It's back, what have you hidden from your parents? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Weak Claim To Fame

30 Nov 2021

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The final Weakest Claim to Fame of the year and we've got some weak onesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Local Grudge Matches

29 Nov 2021

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Jack's on drugs, or at least he wants to be. What happened that has him in so much pain? Plus another song from our struggling Santa, and the things y...

MINI: What did you hide from your parents?

29 Nov 2021

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A friend of Christian made a discovery about his daughter recently, so what have you tried to hide from your parents?See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

MINI: Jack's Back

29 Nov 2021

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Jack had an incident at the gym yesterdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Rules Of Flight Club

28 Nov 2021

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We're on the home stretch, 5 shows to go. So we're breaking out the failed phoners, talking about the weather, and planning the greatest final show ev...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

28 Nov 2021

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It's the final misheard lyrics for 2021, let's go out with a bang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Weather Predictions

28 Nov 2021

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If you think the weather's been a little unpredictable lately, you weren't wrongSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Stay Rad

25 Nov 2021

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We test Jack's archery skills, and we get some recommendations in Double Thumbs up. What a way to end the week?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

MINI: Knock Off Friday

25 Nov 2021

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The best time of the week is Knock off, so what's plans?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Detention

25 Nov 2021

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Detention can be a varied and marvelous thing... for the teachersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Walking Rock

24 Nov 2021

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Boris Johnson, baby names and the smallest parts in playsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Pranks Gone Wrong

24 Nov 2021

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It's not always a good idea to prank people...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Baby Names

24 Nov 2021

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Brainstorming potential baby names on the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: A Strong Dutch Name

23 Nov 2021

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Real Names, Dinner disputes and a lot more Han Zimmer than anyone could have predicted on today's showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

MINI: The Letter Z

23 Nov 2021

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It's been 26 weeks of A-Z of the '80s and we need a little help rounding it outSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Late Night Shopping

23 Nov 2021

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Christian got sent on a late night mission last nightSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Three Wet Mountains

22 Nov 2021

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How easy would it be to set up an archery range at work? Mrs Claus is back for Chapel Street, and we play a very interesting game of phone tagSee omny...

MINI: Miserable Shop Keepers

22 Nov 2021

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Have you ever met a miserable shop keeper? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Baby Update

22 Nov 2021

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Jack is months away from becoming a father, so what's the latest on his baby journeySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Warning: Contains Oscillot

21 Nov 2021

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We're kicking off the 12 Days of Christmas, and Patsy is giving it her all. What surprising item will be under the tree in Christian's house? and what...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

21 Nov 2021

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Every Monday we have a listen to the lyrics you've gotten wrongSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: At Trouble at Work

21 Nov 2021

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What's gotten you into trouble at work?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Sexy Pirate Wench

19 Nov 2021

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Christian's gearing up for the final weeks of the show this year. Why note have one last visit from Jack's Uncle Pete, your knock-off plans, and Patsy...

MINI: Knock off Friday

18 Nov 2021

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The sweet sounds of afternoon Friday drinks is just around the cornerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Karaoke

18 Nov 2021

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Christian is building the ultimate finale! But he needs help! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: A Crime Of Convenience

17 Nov 2021

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Have you suffered from an injury from the toilet? Yes, that's what we're asking you today, plus Dr. Justin Coulson drops in to chat parenting adviceSe...

MINI: Stolen from Work

17 Nov 2021

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Sometimes you can score yourself some amazing work perks... Sometimes they're not necessarily on the level. What have you "borrowed" from work?See omn...

MINI: Dr Justin

17 Nov 2021

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Dr Justin Coulson from Parental Guidence drops in to answer your questions about some parenting pitfallsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL: Elton John Is A Terrible Parker

16 Nov 2021

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Jack got a haircut, and it is... something! But Luckily his Uncle Pete is back to fill in for a little while. Plus the A-Z of the 80s is almost over, ...

MINI: Weak Claim to Fame

16 Nov 2021

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It's Back! We want to know your weak claims to fame!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Youngblood

16 Nov 2021

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Another week, another gem from the 80s that Jack and Christian have to sit throughSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Gates Of Hell Have Opened

16 Nov 2021

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A beloved member of the Gold team has Kidney stones? But can Kidney stones be a blessing in disguise?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

MINI: Weird Wills and Cheap Bosses

15 Nov 2021

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What odd thing is in your will? and on the flipside, have you ever been completely dodged by a cheap boss?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: If Not For...

15 Nov 2021

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Sometimes an amazing coincidence goes a long way. When has something small changed your life?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: It Must Be So Boring Being A Baby

14 Nov 2021

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Another amazing weekend out of lockdown - Just don't mention the weather. Jack saw his whole family and trialed a 6 month old baby. Patsy's daughter g...

MINI: High Maintenance Pets

14 Nov 2021

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Christian's been living under a tyrant. Who else has a high. maintenance pet?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Mashups

14 Nov 2021

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Christian's been loving these remixes lately. but has he started scraping the bottom of the barrell?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL: Yours Truly, In Nuts

12 Nov 2021

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Another Beautiful day on the Christian O'Connell Show - As Jack and Pats prepare for a big weekend, and 5 listeners face the ultimate challengeSee omn...

MINI: Sock Slide

12 Nov 2021

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We finally see which champion is the ultimate sock slider!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Rebel Wilson

11 Nov 2021

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Rebel Wilson chats about her new children's book, and plays "Going for Gold" about her favourite subjectSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL: Do Not Ride Stinky's Dorsal Fin?

10 Nov 2021

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What's the aftermath of Jack's birthday? Have you been suckered in by a timeshare?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Santa Auditions

10 Nov 2021

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Is Christmas in trouble?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Killer Animal Facts

10 Nov 2021

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Do you have a killer animal fact? Jack thought he didSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Wrong-Sized Birthday Basketball

09 Nov 2021

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It's Jack's Birthday! Have the festivities been up to his standards? And we're into X of the A-Z of the 80s, that means Xanadu! Plus what are your ex ...

MINI: Daddy Fool

09 Nov 2021

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Jack is back in the hot seat for more baby questions! This time to win himself a year worth of nappies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: I wasted my time on this?!

09 Nov 2021

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Jack and Christian sat through Xanadu for A-Z of the 80s and hated it! What have you wasted time on?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL: Fully De-Sexed Dad

08 Nov 2021

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Listing the top Adam Sandler movies, hearing about your pet Grudges, accidental naps, and lies that got out of handSee omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

MINI: Timewaster

08 Nov 2021

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It's Australian Scam Awareness week. So Crime Bands is today's timewasterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Pet Grudges

08 Nov 2021

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Do pets hold grudges? Christian wants to know!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Cake Is The Sea

08 Nov 2021

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Couch dramas, waterbeds and misheard lyrics for your MondaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Daddy Cool

07 Nov 2021

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Christian is trying to word up Jack on fatherhood before the birth of his first son next yearSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Waterbeds

07 Nov 2021

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Have you ever wondered what it's like to own a waterbed?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Another Great White Shoe Moment in History

05 Nov 2021

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We round out two days of raising money for an amazing Charity, plus Matt Preston, Friday Knock-Offs and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

MINI: Matt Preston - White Shoes

04 Nov 2021

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Matt Preston Joins the show to chat about his new book, and his secret obsessionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Lemonade Is The New Bitcoin

04 Nov 2021

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MINI: Music your Parents Hate!

03 Nov 2021

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Christian's Dad hated Wham! What music was in your parents warpath?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Backpacks for Vic Kids

03 Nov 2021

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Christian chats with Sally Beard, the founder of Backpacks for Vic Kids about the amazing fund raising effort over the last 24 hoursSee omnystudio.com...

FULL: The Grinch Of Halloween

03 Nov 2021

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This morning The Christian O'Connell Show fulfilled a promise made at the start of 2021 to help out a small charity who provides backpacks for displac...

MINI: Backpacks for Vic Kids

03 Nov 2021

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Christian has set a goal to raise money for this amazing charity... Listen to how people respondedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Misheards

01 Nov 2021

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Christian's away today, so we've rounded up some of our favourite misheard lyrics from this yearSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Celebrity Wombs

28 Oct 2021

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Rounding out the week with Double Thumbs Up, cash for the weekend, and lots moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: The Ultimate Redemption Story

28 Oct 2021

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Who's caught a ball at a sports game? We hear the ultimate story!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Halloween Scares

28 Oct 2021

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Halloween is this weekend, so who's been decorating? And what movies have scared you into adulthood?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL: Ambidextrous Chris Martin

27 Oct 2021

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Well that one got away from us... We had fun facts, impressions, and evil foods!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Impressions

27 Oct 2021

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We're looking for the next generation of impressionists - Kids, get ready to rumble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: One Second Winner

27 Oct 2021

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Jack and Pats go head to head! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: The Perve Bench

26 Oct 2021

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What makes for an absolutely rollercoster of a show? Velcroe! Or maybe not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Escape to Victory

26 Oct 2021

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Another week, another movie from the 80s that Jack has to sit through...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Made at School

26 Oct 2021

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Christian's having flashbacks to all his "successful" school projectsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Don't Scream, Will You Marry Me

25 Oct 2021

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What is the most lacklustre wedding proposal you've heard of? We think we can top it. Plus first jobs, back to school, and lots moreSee omnystudio.com...

MINI: First Jobs

25 Oct 2021

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Christian's daughters are getting their first jobs, what were yours?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Cash Only

25 Oct 2021

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As the world opens up, are we comfortable with Cash only places?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Human Sea Monkey

24 Oct 2021

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After the first weekend of freedom, who's revelling in the glory, and who regrets their life choices?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

MINI: Celebrity Bothering

24 Oct 2021

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What do you do when you come across a celebrity? Do you leave them alone? Or do you approach them like Christian's wife?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

MINI: Who's the Biggest Baby?

24 Oct 2021

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Jack's been told that his wife is going to have a Big Baby? But who hold the crown for the biggest baby around?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

FULL: Garlic Bread, On The Show

21 Oct 2021

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Celebrating Freedom Friday! Haircuts, Cidars... Giant Babies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Going Down the Pub

21 Oct 2021

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Melbourne is finally out of lockdown after... Forever. So what are we doing to celebrate, and how much cash to do you need to do it?See omnystudio.com...

MINI: Big Baby

21 Oct 2021

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Jack has some big newsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full: Welcome To Melb-Warne

20 Oct 2021

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Patsy's back! What does she have to say about Jack's daddy knowledge. Plus bikes, road rules and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

MINI: Bicycle

20 Oct 2021

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One word: Bicycle. What do you think of?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Encouraging Theft

20 Oct 2021

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Christian had no idea this law existed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Shart Tank

20 Oct 2021

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Another day of the A-Z of the 80s - But what does the Letter U remind you of?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Unforgettable Commercials

19 Oct 2021

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Going down the rabbit hole of nostalgia with the commercials from your childhoodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Untouchables

19 Oct 2021

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Christian had Jack watch the Oscar award winning Untouchables... what did he think?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Not Appropriate For 10 Past 8

18 Oct 2021

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Is Christian the John Wick of his family? Probably not... And does Jack have what it takes to be the coolest dad around?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

MINI: Three Topic Tuesday

18 Oct 2021

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What have you seen at the concert, what have you called the police for, and what's in your car? All very pressing questions that we need answered!See ...

MIN: Daddy Cool

18 Oct 2021

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Christian puts Jack to the testSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.