The Comedy Button
Episodes
The Comedy Button: The Santa Clause Commentary
21 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Get into that holiday spirit by watching an almost certainly drunk-as-hell Tim Allen stumble his way through one of the most awkward Christmas "comedi...
The Comedy Button: Episode 58
14 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ryan gets involved in another Caltrain bloodbath, horse trailers are terrible places for horses, Anthony gets mugged, we keep an eye out fo...
The Comedy Button: Episode 57
07 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
It's an all email episode! We tell some Helen Keller jokes, have some adventures in pumping our own gas, provide manbaby decor advice, shake our heads...
The Comedy Button: Episode 56
30 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Anthony had a birthday (and nobody got him a raccoon), we deduce that pothead posters and religious art are pretty much the same thing, adu...
The Comedy Button: Episode 55
23 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we learn about Max's run-in with a high-level San Francisco hobo, go on surprise vacations, date older women, make fun of the dorks who wea...
The Comedy Button: Episode 54
16 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we whine about movie credits that go by too fast, engage in some lesbian gym role-play, confirm that flasks are stupid, imagine Teenage Mut...
The Comedy Button: Episode 53
09 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the nerds gang up on the bros for liking stupid baby games, and we discuss cutting the proverbial umbilical cord, recall fond memories of t...
The Comedy Button: Episode 52
02 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we recall our first impressions of each other, future careers ruined by Google, the awfulness of Twilight, reading non-comprehension, Maxbe...
The Comedy Button: The Lost Boys Commentary
26 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, before director Joel Schumacher ruined childhoods with Batman & Robin, he put Jack Bauer and Bill S. Preston in The Lost Boys -- a weird, slightl...
The Comedy Button: Episode 51
19 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Max shares a whole book of raccoon facts, while Anthony and Brian talk about the joys of moving furniture. Brian also met Anthony's father (and his ca...
The Comedy Button: Episode 50
12 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
For our 50th episode not-so-spectacular, we talk about taking pictures of our butts as kids, Brian gives all his stuff away, Anthony hunts for tarantu...
The Comedy Button: Episode 49
05 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we consider the logistics of having sex in space, note that San Francisco is full of either tons of homeless people or werewolves, share so...
The Comedy Button: Episode 48
28 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we talk about impossible expectations for journalism, play "Indian Food or Star Wars Character," discuss the wild and wacky goings-on durin...
The Comedy Button: Episode 47
21 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ryan tries to get healthy, Mike & Ike break up, weird classmates turn into weirder adults, Max and Anthony go to Toys R Us (and deliver a T...
The Comedy Button: Episode 46
14 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
We took a week off, so get over it! But now we're back to talk about awkward Tahoe trips, beer-buying logistics, the Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 wrap pa...
The Comedy Button: Episode 45
31 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies in advance for the audio screwiness this week. To make up for it, we tell you all about our trip to the zoo with our second VIP listener, wh...
The Comedy Button: Episode 44
24 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we have the most athletic intro ever, mourn the loss of Nintendo Power, mourn the loss of the Sears Wishbook, share our Christmas wishes, l...
The Comedy Button: Episode 43
17 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Max has a terrible werewolf movie pitch, Anthony gets hit on, the Golden Gate bridge gets hot and heavy, nurses rave about cat tranquilizer...
The Comedy Button: Episode 42
10 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Sex in the 1920s, live Harry Potter puppet shows, the Home Alone Band, reviews for nature trails, Ryan Scott's Excellent Virginity Adventure, the earl...
The Comedy Button: Episode 41
03 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is all about our first group trip to California's Great America theme park, which included trashy people, some wild dancing, whori...
The Comedy Button: Episode 40
27 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
We discover that horse fights are terrifying, discuss our dream jobs, confirm that chinchillas are terrible animals, solve the mystery of the used con...
The Comedy Button: Episode 39
20 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week is all about Max getting hot oral (surgery), breaking into Brian's apartment after a night of drinking, helping Anthony pick up girls, guest...
The Comedy Button: Episode 38
13 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we learn all of Anthony's dirty iPad secrets, hear the world's longest manscaping story, share embarrassing secrets with our doctors, get s...
The Comedy Button: Episode 37
06 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, after host Mike Drucker tells us what it was like working at Nintendo, we imagine which fantasy worlds we would want to live in, beat the d...
The Comedy Button: Episode 36
29 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we learn that Donkey Kong Country is kinda racist, fix a car with a donkey, anger the Bronies (again), wonder whatever happened to Sinbad, ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 35
22 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, Brian and Scott go to the beach, Clifford the Big Red Dog destroys everything, Gotham City is overrun by evil surf gangs, Bria...
The Comedy Button: Episode 34
15 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we remember the morning after the Alcoholocaust, discover we're definitely not experts in Asian culture, offer some bad advice in response ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 33
08 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while t...
The Comedy Button: Episode 32
01 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 31
25 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we talk all about wrestling moves that double as sex positions, those ridiculous Leprechaun movies, those ridiculous Child's Play movies, B...
The Comedy Button: Episode 30
18 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Ryan is an accomplice to murder, Scott's dad is in the High School Sports Hall of Fame, drug dealers love cartoon characters, '80s WWF got ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 29
11 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, after a brief note about podcasting from SPAAAAACE, we chat about how Warhammer figures can save your life, how Santa Claus is always watch...
The Comedy Button: Episode 28
04 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we dive into naked stand-up, farting to end a conversation, Scott's podcast from 1986, Ralston brand cereals (and why they didn't make any ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 27
27 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
It's the all-relationship episode, where we answer your letters and discuss how to get your lady to kiss you after she's been down there, guest-host J...
The Comedy Button: Episode 26
20 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, former GameSpy editor Will Tuttle joins us to talk about his babies and quiz Ryan on a bunch of things that may or may not be real food. We...
The Comedy Button: Episode 25
13 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we discuss why Facebook sucks, why Tinychat makes us feel like we're cult leaders, how we found out our significant others were cool, how R...
The Comedy Button: Episode 24
06 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Max gets a drink thrown on him, Brian explains his hatred of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Scott talks about the world's saddest aquarium, we rec...
The Comedy Button: Episode 23
30 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Oops! It looks like we've left a window open. Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.
The Comedy Button: Episode 22
23 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we discuss weird ways to finish having sex, looking at Playboy Magazine as adults, awful summer camp stories, why we hate going to the movi...
The Comedy Button: Episode 21
16 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is all about fun with model rockets, causing massive amounts of destruction on the night before Halloween, Double Dare (and why it...
The Comedy Button: Episode 20
09 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games...
The Comedy Button: Episode 19
02 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we stroke our chins and discuss Cheetos etiquette, Anthony's trip to the Image Expo, Star Wars has-beens, baby Wolverine (that is NOT Wolve...
The Comedy Button: Episode 18
24 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scot...
The Comedy Button: Episode 17
17 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Comedy Button, Max plays Santa Claus, Anthony hates on dumb holidays, Scott reviews his birthday gift, Ryan relates his excellent Val...
The Comedy Button: Episode 16
10 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, we share our very special Toys-R-Us memories, recall some truly terrible Halloween costumes, marvel at the amazingness of the ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 15
03 Feb 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the wor...
The Comedy Button: Episode 14
27 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we examine the science of gayness (according to our listeners), dumb Amazon wish lists, bus horror stories, setting tree fort traps for Vie...
The Comedy Button: Episode 13
20 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we remember why our parents may or may not have thought we were gay during our bromances, how awesome ToyFare Magazine was, how lame some o...
The Comedy Button: Episode 12
13 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Put your mittens up, people! This week, we recorded an episode that sucked (so we scrapped it), and then we recorded this one (you get to be the judge...
The Comedy Button: Episode 11
07 Jan 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the wors...
The Comedy Button: Street Fighter Commentary
30 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
CHINA! INDIA! JAPAN! BRAZIL! Raul Julia's swansong takes place in none of these countries, and it's actually nothing like the video game at all. In fa...
The Comedy Button: Home Alone 2 Commentary
23 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Just in time for Christmas, it's our first official movie commentary -- and it's for that fun-filled 1992 torture porn classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 10
16 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's mysteriously Ryan-free episode, we talk about junk in the trunk (and not the kind you're thinking of), awkward dining experiences, bord...
The Comedy Button: Episode 9
09 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
This week brings chatter about Pizza Club, womanbabies (i.e. the female analog to "manbabies"), Russian mail-order brides, more reasons why we'd never...
The Comedy Button: Episode 8
02 Dec 2011
Contributed by Lukas
After leaving the world's worst tip at a local restaurant, we point out the rock-bottomness of Kmart, get cozy with some YouTube fetish porn, tell you...
The Comedy Button: Episode 7
25 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
This week's verbal mayhem involves some real-life Beavis and Butt-head adventures (starring two drunk idiots named Brian and Max), awkward Las Vegas c...
The Comedy Button: Episode 6
18 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Today, we regale you with our journey to the time warp that is the Sears Portrait Studio, offer up some Miley Cyrus nudes, go to SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEE ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 5
11 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we recorded in the wake of Max's big 25th birthday celebration. It's time for some stories about not knowing how to tell time, some of the ...
The Comedy Button: Episode 4
05 Nov 2011
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we celebrate Halloween with a bunch of boring Halloween non-stories because we're old and stupid. But we've got plenty of cartoon porn, pro...
The Comedy Button: Episode 3
28 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
What do we do when our wives are out-of-town? What kinds of dumb Halloween costume is Scott Bromley cooking up? What sorts of disgusting conversations...
The Comedy Button: Episode 2
21 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the greatest podcast known to mankind, it's time to find out what happened with one really drunk girl at Anthony's 10-year high school re...
The Comedy Button: Episode 1
14 Oct 2011
Contributed by Lukas
Holy bejeezus, it's the greatest podcast of all-time! Five guys who couldn't be more different than each other have banded together to infect your ea...