ACCOUNTABILABUDDIES Ft. Chris Fleming
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also your point about coyotes i have a whole bunch behind my house i don't know why i have some that sing at 12 17 a.m every single night that exact time 12 17 it's the craziest thing they check their watch they're like it's time yeah they they like cackle like hyenas the sounds are they're horrifying sometimes they sound they sound like women screaming yeah
Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me? On to the guests. Today we have the iconic, the hilarious, the amazing Chris Fleming! Woo! I care about you, Avery. I don't. I don't know why I thought it was going to be ampli- I thought I was going to hear myself amplify. It was going to echo. Yeah. You're used to the headphones. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Yeah, it feels kind of au naturel without the phones. It does. Oh, I like that. It's real genuine energy between us. We could be in the woods right now. And maybe we are. Yeah, we could be in a bunker. Yeah. I am so honored to have you as a guest. Honored? Honored. With a UR, the British way?
Nah. Okay. Good old-fashioned American way. The Nebraskan way? Yeah. Honored. Chris Fleming is a very successful and hilarious stand-up comedian. Thank you. I don't think I've been described as successful to my face. That's nice. Well, you know, it's our first time hanging, so I got to be nice. Got to lie. No, we hung backstage briefly. Briefly. We cohabitated. Yeah, we did. We didn't hang. I stalked around. Passing ships. Yeah. We were really like gliding right past one another. Yeah. But it was a time to be had. An instant connection, you and I. Oh, yeah. I think. Oh, it was electric. It's just palpable. Yeah. I don't think I usually dry heave before shows. Did you see me dry heave? I don't think I was dry heaving that night.
No, I didn't. And I'm also glad I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, dry heaving is just like just one of your routines. Yeah, well, I used to get so nervous that I would dry heave. Really? And then I started thinking I had to dry heave to wake my body up to perform. Interesting. That kind of a thing. So it's like vocal exercises, but it's just you violently gagging in the room. You're all, one second, please. And you're all... Is he okay? Yeah. I'm ready to go. Yeah. With an arched back on the ground. Like a cat? Yeah, yeah. I imagine it's like when a seagull's swallowing a piece of fish. It's like... My dog did that with a sock. My therapist was like, how's that dog wearing out? And I look outside and he's throwing a sock up and then he unhinges his jaw and it just goes down his throat.
Really? And I had to take him to the emergency vet. Yeah. I was like, excuse me. It was five minutes into therapy. I actually have to log off really quick, but I will bring this up on the next session. He's old and dangerous and he tries to bite me every day. Interesting. Does he know he's your dog or are you just kind of cornering him? It's like a parole officer situation. Disrespect is keeping him alive for me. Did you get those at the Ugg store? No, I actually got them as a gift. I don't know where they came from. I would assume they came from an Ugg something. If that was supposed to be our little secret that I see Ugg on the back, I'm sorry. Spotify can cut that. It's okay. There's a wide. They'll see it.
Also, I didn't know Spotify is doing video. Oh, yeah, girl. I opened an episode and I thought I was having an anesthesia flashback or something. You're rolling all of a sudden? Yeah, yeah. So you and EJ Marcus on Spotify. I'm like, am I getting hacked? I love EJ. Oh, EJ's great. Amazing. Chris and I both opened for our good friend, Caleb Heron. Yes. Good friend, mortal enemy. Same thing. It's all the same at the end of the day. Deviant. Yeah. Sexual deviant, actually. Oh, yes. Just untrustworthy, unsavory. Thief. A liar. Huge liar. God, all of the things. Noble. Noble. Hot, rich, all the things. I feel like he would have been huge in the 90s, and I mean that in a good way. Literally? No, I mean he would have had a talk show in the 90s.
Probably. Like a talk show that all of our moms would watch.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–4:28
2
How does Chris Fleming describe his sleepwalking habits?
4:28–27:39
3
How do Drew and Chris feel about animals?
27:39–36:51
4
What are the challenges of owning a French Bulldog?
36:51–39:40
5
What are the humorous consequences of cutting your own hair?
39:40–41:02
6
How do childhood experiences shape adult behavior?
41:02–44:27
7
What insights does Chris Fleming share about stand-up comedy?
44:27–45:12
8
What advice does Chris give to aspiring comedians?
45:12–1:27:00
Speakers
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