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Chapter 1: What holiday struggles do partners face during Christmas?
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Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry, me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Who cares about me? But first, before we go on to the guests, happy holidays, clearly. If this doesn't go live on Christmas, I'm gonna be mad. Okay. Anyways, onto the guests today.
We have an all-star episode, returning the one and only, the iconic, the legendary, Monet X Change. Oh, my gosh. Thank you for coming back. I'm sorry you had to come back like this.
Girl. So I got my double foot BBL. Right. And I'm very excited about it. There's a lot happening right now. I'm in this fit.
You have two sandals on. It's a mess in here.
Well, you know, I'm literally so like I'm not supposed to be driving, but I was like, I am going to drive myself to Jerusalem.
You were telling me, yeah, there's all kinds of things. Literally right before this, Monet was telling me, I'm just so sick of not having my autonomy. I don't want to have to ask people for help. I was like, you know what? I got to do something. I go, and naturally you pick the safest thing to do, which is drive. She was like, well, yeah. God, why not?
Don't let someone cook for me, but I'll drive myself.
Oh, my God. This is so great. The smells in here are beautiful. Right.
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Chapter 2: How do Monét X Change and the host feel about holiday gifts?
I feel very festive. It feels like Christmas. Look at us. Yeah.
We're celebrating the holidays together.
I haven't celebrated the holidays. Well, my boyfriend is really big into holidays.
Ooh, okay.
So he's like, we're like, he's like decorating. There are trees. There are lights on things. I'm like, it's too much. I just like to just. You like to chill. Because they have to take it all down.
That's the part that's annoying.
That's true. Putting it all up is fun. And we had a tree trimming party the other day. What kind of party is that? Right. So that seems like a very caucus activity.
Right, right.
For the Mounts of Caucus.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories do they share about disappointing gifts?
To work. To work. So everyone came over. So as it's going on, I'm like, So the guests are doing the work for us, decorating our home for holiday. He's like, yeah, that's a treat room party. I was like, you know, you should be ashamed of yourself. This is crazy. Free labor.
Literally. Free labor. That's like a painting party or a moving party.
A moving. Oh, my God. Girl. Don't call it a party. Yeah. Parties are fun. Parties. And that is not like, why am I packing up your dirty dishes? You should have run this two more times. Why am I doing that? Yeah.
I know. I used to feel that way about moving parties in college. I felt like it was like, Oh, I'll buy pizza and beer. And then I have to do physical labor for 12 hours. Oh, let me think. I say that, but honestly, my senior year of college, my friend asked me, she was like, if you come help me move, I'll buy dinner. And I was like, All right.
And you're like, girl, I will. And I'm ordering the most expensive General Tso chicken you ever heard, honey. I'm getting double rice and I'm getting double chicken.
And I'm getting a milkshake.
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Chapter 4: How do they celebrate Christmas traditions?
On top of that.
On top of all that.
Yeah, and you know what's funny is it was just the two of us and we moved for hours. Damn. And you better believe I got a double patty hamburger, bitch.
You're a good friend. Yeah. A friend that will help you move is a friend indeed.
I think so.
So when I left college, I moved into my own space. My grandmother, I come from a long line of strong, fierce women. My grandmother, who at that point was, she was 69 years old.
Okay.
She helped me, myself and my grandmother only, move all of my furniture, my bed, my dresser, everything, into my second floor walk-up apartment in the Bronx in New York together. Yeah. My grandmother carrying my dresser on her back, like up the stairs.
In New York too is crazy.
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Chapter 5: What are the memorable gifts they've received?
I know, but no, because I'm pretty dirty. Not everything you do. Girl, not everything my grandma needs to watch. And sometimes she's like, oh, yeah, I saw you. I saw you on that show talking about, you know, the douching thing. And I was like.
And you're like, Grandma, that wasn't me.
No, Grandma, that was my alter ego. Yeah, that wasn't me, Grandma. Please, Grandma. That was Tone. Tone.
So what have you been up to? How's life?
Life is good. Life be lifin'.
Period.
Which is my tour in January. Okay. I'm very excited.
I'm so excited for you.
I'm coming to do an L.A. show, and I would love to invite you and the boo.
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Chapter 6: How do they navigate holiday gatherings and hosting?
Well, I think I pretty much got the gist.
I just like moved on.
I was just like, I wish I had that in me.
I wish I could play piano. I'm like proficient. I could like, like, you know, place like the bare minimum because I had to be proficient for me. I did music in school.
Yeah.
But like, I cannot play like that. When I see people, when I see someone playing piano, it is so hot. It's so fierce.
That's so true.
Yeah, to get on piano, just get there and just whatever.
Right. I know, but that's how I feel about singing too. And then I was joking about this with my sister once when I was talking about how like,
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Chapter 7: What insights do they share about relationships and gifts?
Yes, Monet Talks.
Yes, let's talk about it.
Okay, so like you, I think we have this in common. I love to talk.
Yes.
Talking is my favorite thing to do.
Period.
Every report card was always, Kevin is really smart. He won't shut up. I had to move Kevin across the room again, please. Like, I've always been a talker. I love talking. And I had the podcast with Bob. But I was like, you know, we have our own dynamic. But I used to have my show, Exchange, right? My talk show.
Yeah.
I used to love having guests. I bet you have, like, RuPaul, all kinds of crazy people on there. And I wanted to kind of invoke that energy again. Totally. Yeah, this was fun. Like, I love talking to people about their lives. But also, like, finding out, are you an Instacart type of girl? Or, like, are you not? Because Instacart is a shady business. Right.
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Chapter 8: How does Monét X Change plan to celebrate the holidays this year?
Girl.
Because cancel my order and give me a mystery bag instead.
The worst. Fuck out of here. The worst. They don't even try. They don't care.
I had, I'm not even kidding, a week ago, I got, I had a pretty big order because I needed some stuff, but I needed a duvet cover, right? Ooh. And I was like, okay, I need a new duvet cover. And then they're pretty standard duvet covers. Yeah. It was for Target. And it's like probably a 60-year-old man that's doing it. And then he messages me. He goes, there's no duvet covers. And I go.
You're in Target, so I find that really hard to believe. That's actually impossible that they don't have any. He goes, I checked. They don't have any. Sends me a picture. Nothing but duvet covers.
Hey, queen. Let's try reading. Gary, get it together.
Hey, queen. I see at least four in this picture. Like, come on.
Yeah. Yeah, they're shopping for you with reckless abandon. They're barely here. It's horrible. No, no, no, no, no. I can't mess with that.
You want to know something crazy? One time I was really sick and I was on my period at the same time and I needed... My washer and dryer were broken and I needed underwear, like clean underwear, obviously. Yeah. But I needed like... regular looking at it, but not a thong or something. Cause obviously I'm on my period and I had to order, I ordered it from Instagram cause it was late.
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