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Chapter 1: What experiences led Atsuko Okatsuka to pursue stand-up comedy?
People started making memes of me doing stand-up at different natural disasters. Me on an erupting volcano. Me in a flood. Me in the middle of a tornado. I was like, ha ha ha ha ha. You should have been there. Where were you?
Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave. Everybody knows me and cares about me. On to the guests. Today, we have the iconic, the legendary, the unbelievably hilarious, Atsuko Okatsuka.
Thank you so much. And hey, everyone, I'm here with New York Times bestseller. Oh, is it my turn to?
We introduce each other, right? You can drop me off at the end.
Huh?
You can jerk me off at the end. At the end.
Yeah, happy ending. Okay, got it.
For me.
I missed that part. Because it's my show. I was like, you know, it's very Simon Says. Right.
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Chapter 2: How did Atsuko's stand-up performance during an earthquake go viral?
Do what you got to do. Let's go.
I'm so hot. I can be me. I can be me. I don't love showing my arms because I think I have a bug bite.
Do you still think I'm organized? Sure. Okay. Well, you're letting your hair down by taking your jacket off. So there you go. don't bring up the hair I can't I love your hair I miss doing a ponytail do you really yeah I got so much hair on my head I have a theory that if I shaved my head bald I'd probably never sweat again I'm unwilling to test the theory but I have a strong feeling
That you would never sweat again. Oh, because it's the hair that's keeping you warm.
Yeah, I feel like that's where most of my body heat is, is in my head. Wow, yeah, there's power. It's all in my follicles, yeah.
She's her own person.
Yeah. Your hair. Yeah. Right? Yeah, like Medusa.
Yes.
So that's why when I look at men, they turn to stone.
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Chapter 3: What unique challenges do female comedians face in the industry?
I agree. That's actually such a good point. You know what? I take back what I said about your chosen family. I'm sorry about that.
that no no no but birds and then sea creatures is it because like you know i don't know they're more mysterious we know less about sea creatures probably i i and i would say too a lot of my fear is based in honestly respect because i'm just like i don't want to bother you i don't want to hurt i don't want to like encroach on any territory i don't want any problems like my theory is like if planet of the apes ever happens i'm just giving myself over willingly i'll ask them if they need a translator i'll do something like that
you ask the birds or the monkeys they'll let them take over if Planet of the Apes does happen how would you go up to them to ask them this you speak like champ yes I was like what's the language well in the movies they adapt and learn English because I'm a lazy bumfuck American I'm just kind of banking on them knowing English I'm like well you live here so you should know English
you'll be more of a peacekeeper right because they'll be like we don't need a translator we speak you right and then when they say that to me i go okay what about a clown do you guys need entertainment like a jester right right right i'm just kind of giving you i'll be there i'll be and they'll call us the twins yeah yeah yeah so much alike yeah and they're racist too yeah
The monkeys have adapted racism into their ether.
These Samoan bitches. These Samoan sisters. They're twins, I think.
They're all the same. It's fine. It's us and Ali Wong.
I keep cutting my hair shorter and shorter to try to look different. They still can't tell. You know, you know, it be the world. To be honest, though, I can't tell a lot of animals apart. Right. Some people have been like, let's go. You can't say I'm like, I'm sorry. You can't tell me every golden retriever looks different.
That's true.
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