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Chapter 1: What funny stories does Ian Smith share about his evil laugh competition?
oh my god the worst is when you're like with someone that's like freaking out yeah and you're like literally when people are like oh my god that's david henry from wizard of waverly place and they're like crying and you're like bitch we are at a super goop sunscreen event like you have to calm the fuck down like please go get a free margarita and some sunscreen and handle yourself in the bathroom like go get that photo booth and relax
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your fave, who cares about me, nobody cares about me anymore, on to the guest. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious, Ian Smith! Woo!
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Also affectionately known as IanIsUgly. True. And I'm not saying that. That's your handle. Thank you so much for having me. I know ones of people have been asking for this episode. So many people. Thank you so much for having me. And I just want to say something before we even start. And I'm going to look right in the camera when I say this to the audience.
Chapter 2: How do Ian and Drew discuss the absurdity of niche internet culture?
If you are watching this and I say something funny, here's what you're going to do. You're going to screen record it and put it next to a video of slime or...
someone cleaning out their iphone oh or the smushing one yup or uh iphone game where the goal is to wax a hairy man's leg so please we gotta get the clips out there i have to i want to see me talking next to iphone games that's got it that's in order in fact just make your girl's dreams come true it's actually homework you know what's funny is they just recently started doing that with my show
Oh, really? I see it all the time.
Yeah, they started recently putting, like, clipping my show and putting it next to, like, those little, like, cylinders that, like, go in and they smush the hell out of something. Oh, I love all of it. I'm very into, like, brain rot right now. I love the... Do you know the... Are you saying words to me? Yes. So basically it's a piece of fried chicken that sings Cotton Eye Joe.
There's also a hamburger and there's like a whole storyline. I got very high one night and I watched a 30 minute compilation and there's like a storyline to it. To the chicken.
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Chapter 3: What is Ian's experience with obscure internet celebrities?
To the piece of chicken. And basically, they're in the south, and also Nikocado Avocado is trying to eat them, and then they have to gain ranks to pass. This is within the 30-minute video? No, it's just like... Oh, it's a whole lore. There's a compilation. Okay, you're world-building for me. If you look up Gagadigadagadago on YouTube... I wouldn't even know how to spell that if I tried.
You can just look up brain rot. and it will come right up I'll just go on your likes or your whatever I can send you some oh please do you can absolutely you know I literally I send my friends like actually like 30 Instagram reels because I'm really on the Instagram reels train you're really into reels I have I love reels I think reels
it's weird as hell over there it's amazing but it comes with like a moral dilemma because there's some people that it's like they don't know that everyone's making fun of them I know that's tea I was just about to say I see some absurd things on reels and I'm like okay like I saw this one this girl like took this video of her husband and he was like just walking in front of her doing something going and looking at a plant or some shit and then it has like text on it and like a song behind it and she wrote
my husband and i struggled the first like three or four years we were dating because um he told me he was in quotes struggling to ever be attracted to me i saw that one and then there's like the way i went on a deep dive yeah i had to it's so good i was like well obviously click there's so many i like i like bother britney so much because i literally i'll send her something she won't even react to the video she'll be like three likes
because like the video will have three like there's this one girl shout out her she's in rehab right now i love her her name is android influencer okay and she's um an upcoming rapper okay and she goes to open mics in new jersey or like jersey city and wraps her ass off period and you're just a big fan i'm a big fan like those are like i don't really freak out about celebrities but i have like my my like like do you know stitch lover forever 2000 of course i do mg i followed mg i followed
stitch lovers whole relationship drums i was in there do you know what that is i don't know okay it's like a tv show that it's a tv show with her and her ex and this is like an actual tv show it was on you
too but the storyline is insane like one of the girls like for some reason in the story she trigger warning she had like she was her character self-harm so bad that her arm fell off okay but her arm was still on like it was just written into the story
um so like i have like she's just kind of sitting there with her arm to the side and we're just not and you said and i'm locked in i'm watching all no yeah there's only four episodes though because they broke up and then it damn don't you hate when that happens did you see her um when she spilled orange soda all over walmart and that's making a stitch lover yeah of course i did yeah of course i did
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Chapter 4: What insights does Ian provide about creating engaging content?
Too good. I love shit like that. Me too. Like, oh, I'm all up in there. Like, no one gives a fuck. I do. Yeah. I absolutely do. When everybody cares, like... Like, you know the, like, who did I marry part one? Remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I watched the first, like, I think two. And then I was like, I think I got the gist. Yeah.
Chapter 5: How does Ian reflect on his accidental foot fetish content?
There's this girl... Do you know the girl? She works at Target. And she's like... I am so down for this today. And she's like in the break room. She's like, I'm back, baby. She just does that every time? Well, she deactivated for a while and she just came back. And I literally saw her. I was like, my dreams have come true.
day of my life he said my wish came true my wish had come true no i like i have like an obsession with like that type of influencer like i am still in the wonderland system mainframe like i followed the wonderland system before they went private bitch i get to see bunny i get to see sayori i get to see all of them chilling like
i felt that way about stitch liver i was like if no if this bitch has no fans i'm dead for real i'm literally fucking dead like i have to watch i have to it's so there was one girl i used to watch i wish to god i remembered her name because i would shout her out but she was like this just this average white woman but she was married um and she lived in florida she just recently moved to florida but she was like super into disney
Which is like, okay, basic. But this girl, she would wear the exact same outfits. Every time she went, she always went alone.
Chapter 6: What are the highlights of the conversation about fan interactions?
And she would collect these little stuffies and she would tie them to her outfit. And she just like always went alone. She always went to the exact same rides. She went to the same food place. She knows what she likes. Yeah, she doesn't deviate. She doesn't like change. She said, I'm going on Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin.
Yeah.
i'm getting it going on the toy story land slinky roller coaster and i'm getting tachos from toys toys land or whatever the fuck and that's all i'm doing and i would watch that bitch like my life depended on it i'd literally look her up and like on the search thing and i'd go catch up with my girl You just, you have to.
And she was so normal and so like, I think it's because she was so far from anything I could ever be. Yeah. I find people like that fascinating. That's like the best is when you find, there's like some gems on YouTube and it's like YouTubers that have been making videos for three years consistently and they have 80 views.
Chapter 7: How do they discuss the impact of social media on personal identity?
I love it. I love it. Me and my friend Mackenzie recently, we like hung out and we just watched our favorite like secret YouTubers that we watch. There's this one. It's like, it's like, well, this guy's popular. It's like beg for it, Jay. And he teaches like, um, like how to get a submissive girl. And like, he has this girl and he's like, this is kitten. And she's like, hi daddy.
And he's like, these are my rules. And he's like, you wake up when I tell you to, you eat when I tell you to. And in public, you have to call me daddy or I'll hit you. And I literally was watching it. It's her in public. I was watching it and I was like, oh my God.
Chapter 8: What advice does Ian give for aspiring comedians?
And the craziest part about all this is the girl is like, I love it. She's like, no, I love it. It's great for me. It just works. And he gets to fuck anyone and I'm just kidding. She like sleeps in like a crib or like a cage. Oh my God. She just likes her little life.
something about reels like i i totally i find people like that on reels all the time oh yeah oh my gosh you know it's been my new thing it's like when i see you know like those books like the akatar books like thorns of roses whatever i don't like by the way i lied i'm sorry what is that like fairy they're like oh is it like the big heads like you know when it's like a history book and it has like the really big head on the history book i see that on twitter maybe i'm wrong
i don't know what that is but back to what i was saying like the they're basically these really popular books and they're about fairies and the fairies be they fuck each other in the books right and then there's other series too there's like there's other ones there's like about there's ones with dragons there's ones with elves like there it's a whole thing right which is fine t love it if you love fairy smut books period bitch do what you gotta do i would support you what's crazy
is that these books, they have such strong fandoms, which is typical, right? But within these fandoms, they do fan art, which is, again, typical. But they literally, there are people who create this fan art. Mind you, these are books. They have no movies. They have no TV shows. So it's all just up to the imagination, obviously.
And so they create what they think they look like, and they paint them in these scenes that are in the books. But they also paint them fucking each other. But they put that shit on Patreon.
oh and they're like if you want the nakey version you want to see pp and you want to see you gotta pay you gotta pay you gotta pay for this fairy pussy and it's none of it's real like none of it's there's no audio there's no video they're literally it's just illustrations yeah like or really bad ai art which is so funny to me because like they'll have really sexual ar ai art and like blur out the genitals and they'll be like unlock for the spicy version on patreon oh
of course i have oh did you get it look i used to subscribe i didn't pay for the patreon but someone else i know did and she was sending have some screenshots after this i will literally text her she was sending me she goes i'm gonna unsubscribe this isn't worth it
the comments are like i came once this fairy's tits were small but like literally like this uh my nut was real mid from this picture literally yeah and i'm not kidding like sometimes i'll go in the comments and it's not the obviously not the dirty versions because they're on and now my whole entire explore page is just that oh yeah because i have to keep looking every time i see i have to look
so then i go and look in the comments and when they do like their interpretations they'll literally write like what scene it's from like in the book whatever oh and then underneath they go everyone please be nice to me this is my first time illustrating because in the comments they are oh they're like mean as girl they're literally writing like
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