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Chapter 1: What special moments from 2025 are highlighted in this episode?
Hey y'all, it's Drew Off Wallow and I am alone right now. Why? Because this episode is a very special one. This is the best of 2025. All of my guests are going to be in this. It's best moments, best giggles, best what have you. You already know. But just want to say thank you so much for another wonderful year of the comment section. I love you. I love this show.
And I know I'm really fucking annoying. So I appreciate you being here. Happy New Year. Happy holidays. And I'll see you in 2026. Love you. Bye.
I had a friend she when I was living in New York for a little bit she was up in Harlem I was in Brooklyn yeah and you know she would like have to walk back to her and men like men in New York will just truly say anything to you every step of the way right welcome to the Big Apple whatever
And she tells me, she was like, oh, yeah, well, if I am getting off the train late at night, I will take my shoes off, already crazy, and then do this, like, crab walk and laugh the whole way back. And I was like, you're full of shit. And she did it. She ran, like, two blocks ahead of me and then came back through the whole gig. I'll show you my technique right now.
Nothing makes them leave me alone faster. Oh, and you know what? I mean, truly, the sidewalk parted. Like, the Red Sea. Like, it was... It was official. Yeah, it's a foolproof plan. This episode is presented by Sephora. And we're back. The next part, wow, you will not want to miss this. Get 20% off full-size fragrances and body mists at Sephora now through December 24th. That's right.
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Chapter 2: How do guests share their unique experiences in New York?
Exclusions and terms apply. I've never done the glam bar, but obviously I've been to many carpets where I've seen it. Get in front of that camera, baby. Oh, girl, they give me, I told you, they give me a vest and they tell me to start valeting cars when I get there. Cut off. I will say. The line's too long, honestly, and honestly, I'm late every time, so that's why I miss the window.
You're doing your glam.
You're getting the glam perfect.
I will say for little TikTokers like us, for little tiny girls, we get one shot. They are moving you along. Cole and I know each other a little bit now because he has seen every time one of these pops up.
so i think if i begged for it he would give me another shot but i just don't care enough no they're they're very one and done with us right they really are and i my point in saying that is the glamba is very intimidating and she moves fast as fuck and then they're like and then they're like all right go back to fucking serving trays thank you go pick up an hors d'oeuvre tray and get to work right
Like, as soon as you do your thing, they're like, okay, put this badge on so people know not to shoot you. Go ahead. Okay, bottom. Climb back down the stairs if your legs still work. I've never done one, though. I've never done the gun. I'm honestly kind of afraid. I think you would eat the fuck down. I hope so. Also, my first one, people were nice, okay?
When you do your first one, it's a win for the culture. As soon as you've done your seventh or eighth, they're like, get the fuck off our screen. You know what I mean? It's like... It's like, God, we've seen this bottom glam bot too many times. What's next? Position 28 or something? Like, put the legs in the air.
And you know what's actually interesting that people don't, I guess, people don't realize with evidence rules, the way they work is if a client, because obviously a trained client privilege confidentiality, we are bound, bound by, you know,
just shutting our fucking mouths not being able to tell anyone anything and it's a much stronger privilege than like the therapist privilege or a doctor patient because there are certain mandatory disclosures reporting mandatory reporting laws yeah we don't have that we are we're mandatory not reporting yeah you don't fucking say shit and so the way the evidence rules work out for when you have to tell and when you don't kind of thing
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Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts provide about the entertainment industry?
And I'm just like, I'm trying to play it cool. Right.
Cause I'm like, I don't want to be a statistic. I'm like, no, yeah, for sure. 100%, maybe some Febreze in the bag. Like, what would you, like, how would I, like, I don't know how I would act.
Thank you for sharing it with me.
I don't know how I would act. I'm holding space for this. Yes, I'm holding space.
I'm holding space for this. Don't worry.
Yeah, they're not defying gravity anymore.
They're defying gravity somewhere, girl. I think also sometimes I get, I've gotten is, you know, when you're out and someone's like, like a girl will be like, oh my God, like love you, did it. And then she'll really like, the one thing she really wants to tell me, like this has happened a few times, is points to her boyfriend.
And it's like, he thinks you're funny, right? Oh, and he, oh my God, you're so, and he, and my, or if he's out there, and my, and my boyfriend, right?
And I'm like, well, thank God, your boyfriend.
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories are shared about awkward celebrity encounters?
And if someone tries to steal that title, I'm reposting this.
And I'm calling you out because that's her title. But no, literally, it's so interesting.
That's actually such a good point. I've never thought of it that way. It's like even we don't trust our own opinions on stuff. Oh, right. I'll tell you what. If a bunch of men are laughing at me, I'm either getting mad or I'm worried. Oh, right. Nothing I feel is joyous in any way. Because a lot of times it's like, oh, we hate you. And so you're expressing hate for yourself.
And we're going, mm-hmm.
And it's like, well, maybe not that.
If they're laughing with me, something's off. No. Uh-oh. Gotta check in. It's so crazy. Why are so many of you nice to me right now? I'm leaning towards acting this year. That's my goal this year. T, okay, wait. Are you? Let's talk about it. I would love to. So I just, so my agency, they've been like, they've been sending me a couple scripts. But it's never like a role that makes sense for me.
I don't even know if I can speak about this. And I don't care because I'm not going to get it. I got an audition for a Jennifer Lopez Netflix movie. But the role they asked me to read for two parts.
One was like this kind of goofy office guy, whatever, whatever. He's like funny. I was like, I can read this straight. Damn it, but I'll try. Okay. Next guy.
not him being like the seducer of the office in one scene he's like in a pool and he's trying to get the main character which i'm assuming is jennifer lopez to get in the pool and i'm supposed to be naked and i literally called them i was like guys i and they'll always be like it's for experience like you just gotta keep trying and i'm like this is a waste of my time like can you imagine me in a pool naked in a movie and i'm seducing jennifer lopez
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss their views on social media and public perception?
No, I can't. You were going to the Berlin club. What's it called? Bergenheimers?
I was giving best by office siren. Okay. Like you guys didn't get it. You guys didn't get it back then. I was ahead of my time. Those khakis were tight.
Are you a big crier at movies? I cry about everything. I cry about everything all the time. I was on a date one time. I've told this story before, but I was on a date one time with this guy and I said I was a big crier and he was like, oh yeah, I cry a lot too. And I was like, oh, what makes you cry? And he was like, movies and situations.
right and that was kind of where i was at the kind of the silence and i was like i said i said buddy everything's a situation so like just general things but honestly and i think about it every day and it rings so true because i also be crying in situations yeah movies and situations movies and situations that tends to do it for me i literally cry about everything i cry yeah i cry i think i cried watching back to the future probably like you think i'll at this point i mean the second one when he when he goes to the grave no spoilers 40
Um, when he goes to the graveyard, I definitely cried about that. The before trilogy will make me cry. That's like, those are like beautiful. It's like a beautiful romantic drama, but like, this is just an ad for the back to the future. Well, But yeah, I cry at music too. One time I cried so hard to a song while I was driving that I couldn't see. I had to pull over. Right.
It was The Cause by Tommy LaFroy, by the way. Great song. T. And it's not even that sad of a song. What's the silliest piece of advice you've gotten? The silliest?
This guy came up to me and he was like, you shouldn't say you know what I mean because they don't know what you mean.
What? Damn. You said, well, that's okay. Semantic Sammy is what I call him. Semantic Sammy. What? Because some people, I don't want to name names, don't know what you mean. And it's him. Because I was like, yeah, I came up in the club looking cute. You know what I mean?
We don't know what you mean.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on mental health and self-acceptance?
Oh my gosh, tell me about the gay cruise. I thought your stories were so fun. If there was one other woman that should have been on that ship, it was you. Actually, and your mom. Maybe even your mom more than you. Also, the love that I have for your mom, it just knows no bounds. I was on this gay cruise. I got asked to do it like three days before. They were like, do you have a show?
And I'm like, put on a show. And I couldn't do the one from Edinburgh because it had a huge set and all these like moving things. So I had to write a new one. And so I'm telling you the procrastination, honey. I'm on that ship like with note cards. And they gave me the Mamma Mia dancers from the ship that were already on there. I picked four of the hottest British ones. Yeah.
I said, get back there, put them in Amazon sailor outfits.
I had a little US Navy outfit. That would really shake things up. And I went out, my opening song was called For the Gays from Death Becomes Her, the musical. And I was like, I'd do anything for the gays.
But it was really funny too, because they came on like on the loudspeaker the day of my show and they were like, hey everyone, this girl's really been through it.
We kind of, you know, us G's haven't been showing up for the T's so well.
So if everyone could, you know, funnel their way to the Orchid Theater, like that would be great. She needs it. I'm like, who are they talking about? They're like, please, she needs it. It was so insane. And then there was like, there was like two other gals there. I think one was probably a Trumper because she looked at me like I was the Antichrist. Love. And I get it.
I was on her, you know, soil. Like I was on her.
turf like she was there first but then also um then there was another woman who had just like triple z tits in the craziest way that i loved and she was nice to me yes but then otherwise it was these i thought i was gonna get swarmed but these men i was a ghost i was on the queen elizabeth the haunted ship because they did not see me they didn't want to talk to me because they're there to meet other eligible bachelors and that's not me right very gender affirming i will uh
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Chapter 7: How do personal experiences shape their views on relationships?
I wouldn't really say this was weird or embarrassing, but fuck, am I really going to forget her name? okay cut the silence for me was she in something or keep the silence um okay not jamie lee curtis but you're like identical to me similar who's a similar like old woman
old yes and short hair perhaps jane lynch jane lynch thank you video you meant to say it's sue sylvester right exactly thank you so much whoever that was it's not looking up into the clouds thank you angels and who says god isn't real exactly Okay, I am on The Daily Show. I saw that. That's fucking awesome, by the way. Thank you. It is very cool. And we got an Emmy for the show this year.
So exciting. So do I personally own an Emmy? No, I don't. But I'm on a show that does. Anyways, I got to go on stage. And then you leave stage. I give a really long speech. Longer than Adrian Brody's. It was about seven and a half minutes long.
i gotta say nothing you leave stage and then there's all this like press backstage that you have to like sort through like little you know penguins and um and then you finally finish it it takes like 45 minutes yeah and i literally was like the dumbass who was like we're missing the show
like they're like oh come over here vogue wants to say hi to john stewart and i'm like ah like like oh geez i'm like they're about to announce another thing anyway um we're leaving and um finally about to go back on stage and jane lynch looks right at me and goes congratulations i said nothing back i literally was like Hey, that's sick though. And just kept walking.
I was like, this is fucked up. That was the coolest thing. That's fucking awesome though. I wish I could have just gone, Jane. God, babe, I love you. You look good. But nothing came out of my mouth. Right. I just fully me too myself. I'm like, whoa, Jane.
What?
I had nothing. I couldn't even say thank you. Right. Words escaped you at that moment. Because now I have to wonder to myself, does Jane Lynch know who I am? Yeah, that haunts me. Or was she saying congrats to everyone?
One of the biggest reasons why I got out of being religious is because the idea of eternal life That's a curse. I agree. I have to do some version of this for all, like, let's imagine, let's imagine that I die. Right. And I go to heaven. And I'm looking down at my nephew and my, if I have kids. That's interesting. I'm looking at my kids and my nephew. I'm watching over them. Okay. They have kids.
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Chapter 8: What reflections do the hosts share about their growth and future aspirations?
I want to just, I want the, you know, the TV. I want that.
Do you want to be reincarnated at all?
No.
As anything.
You think the earth's getting better?
Maybe go into another universe.
Maybe.
Yeah. Another universe would be cool. I've dated a lot of twins somehow. I don't know what I'm attracting, but I've dated a lot of twins. That sounds kind of scary. It can be. Like, like I feel like twins, when they get to a certain age, it's like, okay, enough. No more. You're no longer a twin. I couldn't agree more. Being a twin is for children. And at this point, you're 25 and it's perverted.
And you're creepy and weird. So knock it off. And if you ever wear the fucking same thing in front of me, I'll have you arrested. I don't care. And I hate the cops. I believe in the police again for that. Just for twins. Yeah. A-Tab. That is crazy. All twins are bad. That's crazy that you've just so happened to date twins.
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