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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

YOU’RE PISSING ME RIGHT OFF Ft. Ayamé Ponder

14 Feb 2024

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 1.433 Ayamé Ponder

We put beans with everything.

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1.573 - 2.694 Drew Afualo

Literally everything.

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2.734 - 3.355 Ayamé Ponder

Literally everything.

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3.375 - 6.699 Drew Afualo

They're like, and do you want beans? No, I don't. Respectfully.

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6.719 - 20.535 Ayamé Ponder

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Whoa. I've just tuned into what you just said. Did you say especially my breakfast? Yeah. You're pissing me right off. Girl, no. You don't have beans with your breakfast? Girl, what do you think? That is a breakfast staple. Eggs, beans, toast, cheese. Sure, for prisoners.

22.277 - 22.377

What?

29.056 - 54.068 Drew Afualo

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave everybody knows me blah blah blah blah blah on to the guests today we have the hilarious the iconic the amazing Ayami Ponder hello hello hi you sound like you're from London I hate that so much do you know where that uh quote is from no that's from forgetting Sarah Marshall girl who's that

55.6 - 58.263 Drew Afualo

It's like a movie and it's Paul Rudd's character.

59.084 - 59.164 Ayamé Ponder

Oh.

Chapter 2: Why does Ayamé hate Los Angeles?

70.798 - 79.128 Drew Afualo

And he's British. And he's like, please get me help. And he's like, you sound like you're from London. Oh. That's my joke to all British people. See. That's my opener to all of them.

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79.148 - 81.27 Ayamé Ponder

Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah.

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81.25 - 106.718 Drew Afualo

there's people that do i don't blame you queen of england oh hello the quick cheerio yeah makes you want to yeah i always hear from across the pond if you couldn't tell y'all that's not a fake accent that's for real hello i was testing it before were you i was just like oh i also need to tell you this my hair and makeup artist slash cousin um named adam he's a huge fan of yours oh my god he wanted me to tell you hi adam

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107.66 - 117.05 Drew Afualo

He's not here. He doesn't exist. Really? Yeah. He wanted me to tell you you're his favorite TikToker. Oh my God. Piss off. And I'm a TikToker. So that's really fucking rude. Yeah. That's a bummer.

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117.891 - 127.642 Ayamé Ponder

Sorry. I'm so sorry. No, I'm sure. I'm sure it's fine because you'd like, you just, he, you know, he knows you.

127.662 - 129.343 Drew Afualo

Yeah, whatever. I'll kill him. It's okay.

129.524 - 130.685 Ayamé Ponder

Oh, but I'm happy to have you.

130.805 - 133.708 Drew Afualo

Yay. Are you excited to be here in the States?

134.449 - 137.251 Ayamé Ponder

Yes. I, yes.

Chapter 3: What are the differences between British and American cooking shows?

334.804 - 335.205 Ayamé Ponder

Oh, the tube.

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335.265 - 337.949 Drew Afualo

The tube. Tube. Right? Yeah.

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337.969 - 338.229 Ayamé Ponder

Yeah.

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338.45 - 341.274 Drew Afualo

Me, like, as I kept saying the word, I'm like, that word doesn't sound right.

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341.294 - 346.702 Ayamé Ponder

Tube. No, the tube. The tube. Well, we say tube because you don't say tube.

346.722 - 348.925 Drew Afualo

But no, that's fine. The tube.

349.085 - 350.367 Ayamé Ponder

The tube, yeah. Was very polite.

350.387 - 359.36 Drew Afualo

Yeah, perfect, actually. It was very polite. Yeah. Are you pissing me off? No, I swear to God. Everybody was so nice. What time did you go on the tube? I went... I want to say at like 10, 30, 11 a.m.

359.381 - 365.289 Ayamé Ponder

Okay, that's why it was nice. It was before commute. Yes. If you go on a commute, they're pissing rude.

Chapter 4: How does Ayamé feel about British food?

1141.27 - 1156.258 Drew Afualo

Again, it's like that's not what you were talking about. It's like they're likening it to something that you weren't even talking about, which I know. But people get so pissed off when you talk shit about stuff that's irrelevant. Like it's not it's not anything that's racially based or anything. It's literally something silly.

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1156.238 - 1156.619 Ayamé Ponder

The rain.

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1156.639 - 1158.964 Drew Afualo

The rain and food. Like, it's like, it's never that serious.

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1158.984 - 1171.293 Ayamé Ponder

And it was like, I don't understand it. Like, why? I'm not personally attacking you. But now I am because you're stupid. Now I think you're actually dumb. You're dumb. Really? You have no sense.

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1171.353 - 1187.701 Drew Afualo

Well, Google the joke and then get back to me. Yeah. And that's actually what I did. I said to, I'm like, first of all, chill. Like, cause some, some, some British people were literally like, I've supported you forever. The fact that you're tacky shit, girl, relax. I wasn't talking about you. I wasn't talking about you or your mom's food. All right. I was talking about.

1187.902 - 1190.025 Ayamé Ponder

Their mom's food is probably shite as well.

1190.613 - 1207.098 Drew Afualo

I was like, I was being a dickhead on the internet. Like that's Google a joke and get back to me. Cause that's literally what I'm doing. I'm being silly. It's not that fucking serious. And someone messaged me and they're like, they're just mad. Cause they eat like alley cats. That's hilarious. We do. That is. Oh yeah. My, uh, my boyfriend was telling me there.

1207.118 - 1210.363 Drew Afualo

I fuck, I forget the dish, but you guys put, put tuna on it.

1210.664 - 1219.932 Ayamé Ponder

And I was like, that I have seen. Jacket potato with tuna and cheese. Yeah. What's going on there? No, but that is okay. But have you had it? No.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of beans in British breakfasts?

3276.987 - 3279.534 Drew Afualo

And then she was like, okay. And I go, all right, cool.

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3280.216 - 3280.597 Ayamé Ponder

Thank you.

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3280.698 - 3292.431 Drew Afualo

Get on my face. Got my bag and I left and my boyfriend was laughing. He goes, that was so awkward. Like the girls, like she was like poking and prodding because she wanted to know, like, cause I look too young and I'm not white. So she's like.

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3292.411 - 3295.516 Ayamé Ponder

How can you afford something? How many drugs have you brought into this country?

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3295.536 - 3298.562 Drew Afualo

Is that what you're doing? I'm like, in my hand or up my ass?

3298.842 - 3313.508 Ayamé Ponder

Different numbers. Do people not feel? Like, do they not feel the awkwardness and then try and be just like, nice? It's horrible. It doesn't make sense. Do you not understand that you're making it awkward? Like, can you not sense that? And then say, ha ha ha.

3313.488 - 3341.335 Ayamé Ponder

anyway let's pivot and change that yeah well if you're thinking it keep it in here yeah i don't need to hear it yeah that's okay because i don't care because how about you wait if you really believe i can't afford it how about you wait until i use my card and it gets declined and then you can kiki at that moment yeah then you can laugh wait privately it's not like you have a lot of time on your hands right now look after me girl i was like all right well when i was in paris i literally uh we we planned like we made reservations at a restaurant

3341.315 - 3357.422 Drew Afualo

And we were like, it said it was like upscale attire. So they were like, we dressed nice and we went and it was not too far from where we were staying. So we just walked there. And when we walked up, there was like a bunch of bouncers, which first of all, what the fuck is their security doing outside of a restaurant? Like what the fuck is going on in there?

3357.462 - 3377.679 Drew Afualo

And so then we go up and we send Alex cause she's white and we're like, you go tell them. And she goes and she's like, Oh, I have a reservation. And they're like, you have a reservation. She's like, yeah. What time? And then she tells them and she has her name and we're like 20 minutes early. And they said to be 20 minutes early. And then they're talking amongst themselves.

Chapter 6: How do cultural perceptions of food differ between the UK and the US?

3487.796 - 3489.699 Ayamé Ponder

Oh, him. Matt... Something.

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3490.319 - 3492.382 Drew Afualo

The white guy in House... The uncle in House of Dragons.

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3492.402 - 3501.534 Ayamé Ponder

Matt Smith. Matt Smith. That's right. That's Matt Smith. Sorry, just literally came to me. Matt Smith. Matt Smith. Him. Yeah, no. Him. Him.

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3502.115 - 3503.016 Drew Afualo

He was a Doctor Who, right?

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3503.036 - 3507.942 Ayamé Ponder

He was a Doctor Who, but... Got it. There's... So, like, because Doctor Who's, like, our show... Mm-hmm.

3508.495 - 3535.431 Ayamé Ponder

that's y'all's show yeah that's that's our fucking show so when i grew up doctor who you have like your own like people because it's been going for years yeah people have their doctor yeah like their favorite one yeah so mine is david tennant he's an actor called david tennant i would literally if it were raining and there were a puddle i would lay myself on the puddle so he could walk over me that's how much i love him that's on period uh so yeah he um i did a sing if you find attractive

3535.867 - 3561.789 Ayamé Ponder

And he was one of the people that came up in the, so I was, that's when I scream. And then people clipped that. Yeah. So, and then, so you posted that and people just adore me. I guess, like, I've charmed everyone. They finally recognized I'm amazing. But, yeah, and then from then did, like, just reaction videos to, like, food, to that guy that chops wood.

3561.809 - 3572.041 Ayamé Ponder

And that's just, I guess, become my thing. Period. People like my reaction. I don't understand. I feel like it's just, like, I'm just... You're just that charming.

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I'm just being me.

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