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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
We put beans with everything.
Literally everything.
Literally everything.
They're like, and do you want beans? No, I don't. Respectfully.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Whoa. I've just tuned into what you just said. Did you say especially my breakfast? Yeah. You're pissing me right off. Girl, no. You don't have beans with your breakfast? Girl, what do you think? That is a breakfast staple. Eggs, beans, toast, cheese. Sure, for prisoners.
What?
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave everybody knows me blah blah blah blah blah on to the guests today we have the hilarious the iconic the amazing Ayami Ponder hello hello hi you sound like you're from London I hate that so much do you know where that uh quote is from no that's from forgetting Sarah Marshall girl who's that
It's like a movie and it's Paul Rudd's character.
Oh.
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Chapter 2: Why does Ayamé hate Los Angeles?
And he's British. And he's like, please get me help. And he's like, you sound like you're from London. Oh. That's my joke to all British people. See. That's my opener to all of them.
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah.
there's people that do i don't blame you queen of england oh hello the quick cheerio yeah makes you want to yeah i always hear from across the pond if you couldn't tell y'all that's not a fake accent that's for real hello i was testing it before were you i was just like oh i also need to tell you this my hair and makeup artist slash cousin um named adam he's a huge fan of yours oh my god he wanted me to tell you hi adam
He's not here. He doesn't exist. Really? Yeah. He wanted me to tell you you're his favorite TikToker. Oh my God. Piss off. And I'm a TikToker. So that's really fucking rude. Yeah. That's a bummer.
Sorry. I'm so sorry. No, I'm sure. I'm sure it's fine because you'd like, you just, he, you know, he knows you.
Yeah, whatever. I'll kill him. It's okay.
Oh, but I'm happy to have you.
Yay. Are you excited to be here in the States?
Yes. I, yes.
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Chapter 3: What are the differences between British and American cooking shows?
Oh, the tube.
The tube. Tube. Right? Yeah.
Yeah.
Me, like, as I kept saying the word, I'm like, that word doesn't sound right.
Tube. No, the tube. The tube. Well, we say tube because you don't say tube.
But no, that's fine. The tube.
The tube, yeah. Was very polite.
Yeah, perfect, actually. It was very polite. Yeah. Are you pissing me off? No, I swear to God. Everybody was so nice. What time did you go on the tube? I went... I want to say at like 10, 30, 11 a.m.
Okay, that's why it was nice. It was before commute. Yes. If you go on a commute, they're pissing rude.
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Chapter 4: How does Ayamé feel about British food?
Again, it's like that's not what you were talking about. It's like they're likening it to something that you weren't even talking about, which I know. But people get so pissed off when you talk shit about stuff that's irrelevant. Like it's not it's not anything that's racially based or anything. It's literally something silly.
The rain.
The rain and food. Like, it's like, it's never that serious.
And it was like, I don't understand it. Like, why? I'm not personally attacking you. But now I am because you're stupid. Now I think you're actually dumb. You're dumb. Really? You have no sense.
Well, Google the joke and then get back to me. Yeah. And that's actually what I did. I said to, I'm like, first of all, chill. Like, cause some, some, some British people were literally like, I've supported you forever. The fact that you're tacky shit, girl, relax. I wasn't talking about you. I wasn't talking about you or your mom's food. All right. I was talking about.
Their mom's food is probably shite as well.
I was like, I was being a dickhead on the internet. Like that's Google a joke and get back to me. Cause that's literally what I'm doing. I'm being silly. It's not that fucking serious. And someone messaged me and they're like, they're just mad. Cause they eat like alley cats. That's hilarious. We do. That is. Oh yeah. My, uh, my boyfriend was telling me there.
I fuck, I forget the dish, but you guys put, put tuna on it.
And I was like, that I have seen. Jacket potato with tuna and cheese. Yeah. What's going on there? No, but that is okay. But have you had it? No.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of beans in British breakfasts?
And then she was like, okay. And I go, all right, cool.
Thank you.
Get on my face. Got my bag and I left and my boyfriend was laughing. He goes, that was so awkward. Like the girls, like she was like poking and prodding because she wanted to know, like, cause I look too young and I'm not white. So she's like.
How can you afford something? How many drugs have you brought into this country?
Is that what you're doing? I'm like, in my hand or up my ass?
Different numbers. Do people not feel? Like, do they not feel the awkwardness and then try and be just like, nice? It's horrible. It doesn't make sense. Do you not understand that you're making it awkward? Like, can you not sense that? And then say, ha ha ha.
anyway let's pivot and change that yeah well if you're thinking it keep it in here yeah i don't need to hear it yeah that's okay because i don't care because how about you wait if you really believe i can't afford it how about you wait until i use my card and it gets declined and then you can kiki at that moment yeah then you can laugh wait privately it's not like you have a lot of time on your hands right now look after me girl i was like all right well when i was in paris i literally uh we we planned like we made reservations at a restaurant
And we were like, it said it was like upscale attire. So they were like, we dressed nice and we went and it was not too far from where we were staying. So we just walked there. And when we walked up, there was like a bunch of bouncers, which first of all, what the fuck is their security doing outside of a restaurant? Like what the fuck is going on in there?
And so then we go up and we send Alex cause she's white and we're like, you go tell them. And she goes and she's like, Oh, I have a reservation. And they're like, you have a reservation. She's like, yeah. What time? And then she tells them and she has her name and we're like 20 minutes early. And they said to be 20 minutes early. And then they're talking amongst themselves.
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Chapter 6: How do cultural perceptions of food differ between the UK and the US?
Oh, him. Matt... Something.
The white guy in House... The uncle in House of Dragons.
Matt Smith. Matt Smith. That's right. That's Matt Smith. Sorry, just literally came to me. Matt Smith. Matt Smith. Him. Yeah, no. Him. Him.
He was a Doctor Who, right?
He was a Doctor Who, but... Got it. There's... So, like, because Doctor Who's, like, our show... Mm-hmm.
that's y'all's show yeah that's that's our fucking show so when i grew up doctor who you have like your own like people because it's been going for years yeah people have their doctor yeah like their favorite one yeah so mine is david tennant he's an actor called david tennant i would literally if it were raining and there were a puddle i would lay myself on the puddle so he could walk over me that's how much i love him that's on period uh so yeah he um i did a sing if you find attractive
And he was one of the people that came up in the, so I was, that's when I scream. And then people clipped that. Yeah. So, and then, so you posted that and people just adore me. I guess, like, I've charmed everyone. They finally recognized I'm amazing. But, yeah, and then from then did, like, just reaction videos to, like, food, to that guy that chops wood.
And that's just, I guess, become my thing. Period. People like my reaction. I don't understand. I feel like it's just, like, I'm just... You're just that charming.
I'm just being me.
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