Chapter 1: What is 'click click chiropracty' and how does it work?
On this episode of the Commercial Break. You know, your mind has a lot of sway over your body. If you're feeling sick, you can make yourself sick. If you're feeling great, you can be great. Chiropractic, chiropractors. Chiropractic. Chiropractic. Chiropractic. Come on down to Brian's Chiropractic Clinic. Trick, trick, trick, trick. Come down to Brian's Click Click Chiropractic. Click, click.
Chapter 2: What role does mindset play in health and wellness?
What's wrong? You have one testicle. I click, click. There's the other one. I bring it back. Click, click. You could probably get some business. You can't get boner. I click, click. Brian, Click Click Chiropractic. You can sell Why Brian 3000. Why Brian 3000. Rub a little on. Click, click. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hotley.
Chapter 3: How do chiropractors use toys in their practice?
Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. That's what happens when you get out of practice for a minute. Yeah, you get out of practice and you... We had to take a couple days off because of the little stomach bug running around the house. But thank you very much for hanging in there. Hi, everybody in the stream.
Yes, thank you for the happy birthday wishes. Yeah, happy birthday wishes to you. People texted in and said happy birthday just to let you know. And then South Georgia Sean also had a birthday. South Georgia Sean, I see in there. So thanks, everybody, for being on the stream. We're back. Here we are. Live, fresh, brand new. Shitty episodes of the commercial break.
Chapter 4: What are the potential drawbacks of chiropractic methods?
Dumping right out of the back of us. Like a bomber flying over the U.S. I just saw this video. My daughter and I, on occasion, I will allow my daughter, one of my oldest daughter, to watch animals on Instagram. I'll like hashtag it and watch it. So she wanted to know about rhinoceroses. Rhinoceroses. Those are some pretty cool animals. Awesome. She wants to know how they survive.
How do they eat dinosaurs? How do they live so long? I don't think she understands that it's not one actual rhinoceros that's lived for millions of years. It's the species. But I'm trying to teach her. She loves it, though. She's all about it. So we're watching rhinoceroses.
And then one comes up where a cheetah has grabbed onto the hind of... And the rhinoceros is running, running, running, running.
Chapter 5: How do personal stories influence opinions on chiropractic care?
And then explosive diarrhea all over the cheetah. And the cheetah is just like... That's one way to get somebody off you. And so my daughter says, is that what it's like when you have diarrhea? And I'm like... Pretty much. Minus the big cat in my ass. You know that stomach bug that was going around? Yep. That's what it was like. There you go, daughter of mine.
You're learning about the real world. That's how rhinoceroses have stayed alive all this time. So she's saying, ask Chad.
Chapter 6: What are the differences between traditional and 'click click' chiropractic techniques?
Ask Chad why rhinoceroses are still alive. And so I'm like, babe, that's not a question that Chad is going to have the answer to. But, of course, Chad had the answer to it. It has a answer. Because it eats plants. It's evolved in certain ways. It's got five-inch thick skin in certain places. And it can pretty much survive on very little water and just shrubs. Like, that's it.
That's part of the reason why it survived all of this. So she said, Dad, where would a rhinoceros be able to eat scrubs? And I go, shrubs. And she goes... Scrubs. And I go, shrubs. And she goes, I know what the doctors wear. And I go, no, no, no. Theranosaurus is not eating scrubs. Scrubs is back. Did you see that?
Chapter 7: How does celebrity culture impact perceptions of health professionals?
I did see that they've done a reboot. I haven't watched it. Scrubs has been rebooted. I did not watch it either. I got into Scrubs very late in its evolution. I thought, that's silly.
television show I don't want I don't want it it wasn't my style of show yeah but then when I started watching it I was like oh it is my style of show I like this it's interesting it's funny but I got into it like maybe the last two seasons and I watched if there's a hundred episodes or 150 episodes of that show I probably watched 20 of them yeah me too I always enjoyed it I always thought it was great it wasn't my favorite show it wasn't the worst show the two doctors they have really good chemistry
Yeah. I mean, now that there's ā before, I think when it was on before, there wasn't really this on-demand streaming. Right. Yeah. So you had to catch it. And I think that was during a time when I might have been like out at that time or something when it came on. So now would be a good time to reboot it because everything is ā Everything is streaming. So there it is. It's on Peacock.
It's on NBC. So it's getting great reviews. It's, you know, obviously they're older, but I watched like half an episode that they posted on somewhere on YouTube or something.
Chapter 8: What insights can we gain from discussing mental health and addiction?
And I thought, oh, okay. They, you know, seems, seems to be in the spirit of the show, the original show. And it seems to feel very much like they are riding the back of pit, like the pit, right? Like the pit. Counter-narrative to The Pit. Here they are in the emergency room, doctors running around doing the thing. Don't they have, like, singing and stuff? It's a crazy show.
Like, there is no rhyme or reason to it. I have a hard time comparing it to another show. What's that, the Dennis Medical, that one that came out? St. Dennis Medical. That was pretty cute. I watched a few of those episodes. They did. They did well. They got picked up for another season. So they're on season, they're filming season number three right now.
So good for, what's her name that came on our show? Wendy. Wendy. Wendy McClendon-Lovin or whatever. Wendy Lovin or whatever her name is. McLovin? McClendon? Wendy McClendon. Wendy Lovin McClendon. Wendy something. Congratulations, Wendy. Yes, let me say Wendy. So, yeah, anyway, so if you're interested, I guess you could go watch Scrubs.
I am watching currently, I was just right before we came on air, I was watching a doctor on Instagram that I love, Dr. Justin. Dr. Justin is a board-certified, I think, emergency room doctor who does nothing on his Instagram but bust the entirety of the nutsack of chiropractors. Oh. And he is just all over them. I was just thinking I need to go to one.
The ones that he really gets after are the ones that are really just full of shit. Like they take a picture. The other day, I think I said this at some point on the show. They'll take a picture of your spine and then they'll say, look at all of this tissue. And then Dr. Justin has done this probably five times. The chiropractor on their Instagram, he's like watching their Instagram post.
real he'll be like the chiropractor will be like look at all of this tissue that's inflated and inflamed and blah blah blah every time Dr. Justin will go that is not inflamed tissue that is poop that is poop in your belly it's perfectly normal everybody has it And it's like, these guys are so full of shit sometimes.
And what he really gets after now, his favorite thing to do, he's been doing it for about 30 reels in a row, is the chiropractors that use the clickers. Click, click, click, click. I had a chiropractor do that to me one time and then tried to get me to buy like a monthly subscription to the chiropractic office. And I was like, I'm out of here.
That is a child's toy that you're using to try and make me believe that you're fixing something. Can't you buy one of those like off TV? You can buy it on Amazon for $10. You can buy those things. They are literally children's toys. They are clickers. That's what they are, a little clicker.
And people are going to the chiropractic office and spending 50, 60, 70 bucks a visit to have someone press them in your back or on your neck or whatever and tell you that you're all fixed. It doesn't work that way. I love having my neck cracked and my back cracked. I love it. I found a good one. He does. He didn't try to sell me on a bunch of stuff. It's straight up. Me too.
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