Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
On this episode of The Commercial Break. Lucas, George Lucas, was looking for Han Solo, saw Harrison and asked him to do a screen test and a screen test to be the person talking against Princess Leia. And there was such chemistry between the two of them that he said, this is my Han Solo. Got to be my Han Solo. And Harrison had only done bit parts here and there and whatever.
And so really, Harrison Ford will go down as one of the greats. I mean, he's got to, right? He really does. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Him, Andy Dick.
Chapter 2: How did Harrison Ford become Han Solo?
Who else? Ernest. De Niro. De Niro. Pacino. Ernest goes to camp. Yep, that guy. What are you talking about? The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us here. We're just hearing the breaking news that Kristi Noem is out as the DHS...
person and uh the whole world is shedding a tear right now oh yeah why don why she was doing such a great job she's all that confidence in her what's that she's bought that plane she's bought that plane with the bed in it what's she gonna do now who's gonna sleep in the bed now apparently a former mma fighter uh marca wayne mullen Listen, he's a former soldier. I know that much.
I think he was in the military. So, okay, give the guy a chance, I guess. What's he going to do? He's going to take over now. He's going to take over now? He's going to take over the secret police known as the DHS now. There you go. Hot dog! All right, but we can all agree. Christy will be missed. Because without her, who's going to lie to our faces? Who's going to lie to our faces?
She will go down as one of the most incompetent government officials in history. I guarantee it. She was terrible. Yeah. Terrible. She's the one who shot her dog. I know. Yeah, what was I watching? I was watching something where I guess Trump originally was maybe going to have her be the vice president and run. Yes, I saw that, yeah.
But then when the whole dog thing came out, he was like, oh, that's really bad. Yeah, I'll put her in charge of rounding up humans. Unbelievable. It's all going to work out just fine. I'm sure of it. I am sure of it. That's the only way that we can think. Somebody asked me the other day, they said, how do you feel about the situation in Iran?
And I said, listen, I don't think anyone's going to be upset that the Ayatollah is gone. I actually have Iranian friends from Iran who are now living here in the United States. And I asked them directly over the weekend, what do you think? And again, no tear is going to be shed by most people. Most people. Let's call it.
He said he said 90 percent of Iranians are not going to be sad that the Ayatollah is dead at all because he has had an iron fist. He has killed a lot of people. It's a terrible regime to live under. And then he said, well, you know, don't you think it's a little bit like Venezuela? And I said, yes, ish. And here's why it's an ish.
I don't believe for one second that Iran should be able to have nuclear ballistic missiles ever because they do have a regime based on ideology that is very...
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Chapter 3: What recent news about Kristi Noem is mentioned?
reactionary and opposed to any Western type of civilization. Right. So in other words, they want to see us dead. That's just that's a fact. They say it. That's it. That's what they've been saying for 47 years. The Iranian people are living under in terrible oppression, just like the Venezuelans were. So But this is not that, if you understand what I'm saying.
Venezuela is a banana republic and has no real standing army and is just basically a bunch of people playing pretend with oil money. in a very oil-rich nation. I saw that they were preparing an indictment for the... Delcy. Yes. It just reminded me. Yeah, let's put her in charge of that indictment. What? What? What happened there? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear the rest of it. Listen, I'm going to just, I'm going to chill out on the Venezuelan speak for a second when it comes to politics for a lot of reasons, but I'm just, let's put it that way. I don't know what in the world. Put a pin in it. I'm going to put a pin in it. I will comment sometime down the road.
But the difference with Iran is Iran has a very capable, very big, very dangerous military. And the Iranian National Guard, the IRC, the Iranian Republic Command, They are dangerous, and they are capable, and they are all over the world. They have a huge spy organization.
They have tried to have people murdered on American soil, including our president, senators, you know, former directors of national security. Like, they are dangerous. And to not exactly have a plan when you're just going to go randomly in there and start loading people up with missiles seems a bit unhinged to me. But, but...
I will share that if it leads to some kind of change in the Iranian leadership that is more less ideological, let's put it that way, and so irrational about their hatred for most of the world. then I would consider it a good thing. But right now, it doesn't look good. It looks chaotic. It doesn't look good right now. Yeah, it looks chaotic.
It doesn't look like it's going the way they had hoped it would go. But they will stay different until the cows come home. But I do have to say this. Anytime the men and women who go and fight for this country, even when it's misguided fighting, they should be honored. Their service should be honored. They are braver than I am. Absolutely.
And I respect the people who serve in our military 100 percent. And I support them 100 percent. I don't only support the mission, but I support them. And already six, eight, 10 people are dead with many more citizens and people around the world suffering. So let's see how this all plays out. But this is a tough time. This is a dangerous time for sure. And now Brittany's in rehab.
So what are we going to do? Top it off. Top it all off, Britney's in rehab. And that, my friends, is really what's at the top of my mind today, is that Britney is in rehab. And they still haven't found that Savannah Guthrie's mom. I know.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of political decisions on the military?
Right. We're not out there in the middle of someone's investigation, pissing all over the crime scene for a couple extra views. It's just a really shitty thing to do. I think so, too. Shitty, shitty thing to do. Yeah, to try and profit off of a tragedy. That's right. If you're one of these people that is streaming the streamers that are at Savannah Guthrie's mom's house, turn it off. Turn it off.
Like, you know, vote with your pocketbook. Don't give those people more clicks and views. It's just terrible. It's just terrible. It's like, what's going to happen next? You're going to show up at the site of a school shooting or something like that? Why? For what reason? You can sit.
If you want to make commentary like everybody else on the Internet about Savannah Guthrie's mom's kidnapping, then do it from the comfort of your studio like the rest of us. But don't go out there and bother everybody with your fucking bullshit. People are terrible. People are terrible. People are the worst. People are the worst. I'm out of here. I don't even want to be around you.
Everyone's terrible. No, I'm kidding. I'll be around you. Okay, thanks. I'm contractually obligated to be around you, but I'll be around you. Yeah, I mean, it's awful. It really is just people just, again, trying to profit. And to what end? Right. And to what end? Are people really tuning in to see you at the scene of the crime? Is that really going on?
I don't know because I don't know who this is. None of them look particularly famous. I don't even know. I mean, I've seen footage of the house. What else are they going to show? Yeah, I saw footage of the house on CBS. CBS, on ABC, on NBC, where, like, there's actual reporters out there trying to, you know, report on the actual, like, actual facts of the case.
Not someone just out there shitposting to make a few extra bucks. I mean, that's just, like, let's not go there. I don't think we need to go there, you know? I wonder if people were streaming, like, when, because I saw that Savannah Guthrie actually went to the house. Oh, she did. I guess, and, like, laid flowers down or something and said, you know, we're still thinking... Still hoping. Yeah.
I mean, after this long. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't seem likely that Savannah Guthrie's mom is going to be found alive. The question is, will she be found at all? You know, I know cash is on the job. So we got that going for us. Yeah. Speaking of competency. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I texted Chrissy the other night, two weeks ago, when they arrested somebody in connection with this.
And I said, oh, it looks like they caught somebody. Yeah. You know, Chrissy said, yeah, it's Kash Patel announcing it. So I'm sure it's true. And one day later, they released the guy. Yeah. They've arrested like six people. They've released them all. And that's been through different investigations, not even just Savannah Cathery's. Yeah. All of them. We caught him. We caught him. Oh, sorry.
Just kidding. JK. JK. Hashtag. Meanwhile, he's got his girlfriend all SWAT teamed up. Yeah. Kash Bash. We're having a party on the plane. Kash Bash. Yeah, I mean, listen, it's just ridiculous. We live in an unserious country and unserious times going through some serious shit. That's the truth. It's unserious. People are raiding the liquor cabinet while the world crumbles around them.
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Chapter 5: What are the ethical concerns surrounding streaming tragedies?
Yes. Yes, all right. Yeah. Oh, good old Armie Hammer. I love that guy. Wasn't he selling condos in Barbados for a second or something? Yeah, he was. Yeah, okay. He's back. Well, he's handsome. It's hard to deny that. He played the Winklevoss twins in Social Network. Yeah, he was good in that. So he's returning to the big screen. How? Well, let's see. I'm still reading it here.
Five years later, he's making his return to the big screen. In December, he starred in the Western Frontier Crucible, playing an outlaw. Oh, okay. I didn't see that. Me either. He has two other movies in the works. Okay. Listen. Hey, you know, I actually have been watching. I follow and have been watching a podcast that Army has been doing. Yeah. Inside Army Hammer or whatever it's called.
The Army Hammer Time. Our Armie Hammer time. And I do have to say, while Armie is a little on the weird side, he does seem to have a bit of self-awareness. And so I will give him that. He understands that he has come across, he has done some things that are not great. He said, I never ate people.
I was interested in the topic for a while, but I never had, like I was not eating people or anything like that. But I will share with you that, you know, someone who's self-aware is at least self-aware. He also says that he has narcissistic personality disorder, not hard to believe, and that he's getting treatment for it.
So it was actually fascinating to watch his Instagram for a while because he was talking to all of these people in his life. And these people were being real honest about what an asshole he was. Yeah, well, it comes from that family. I watched the whole documentary on that. Didn't you? You watched it, too. I watched it, too. We talked about it.
This is like three or four years ago during the pandemic. We talked about it. Yeah, that was bizarre. It was bizarre. The whole situation was bizarre. Army was bizarre. His family is bizarre. He comes from weird circumstances and he is weird. But, you know, everybody deserves a second chance. And I don't think if he didn't actually hurt anybody. He tied some woman up one time. Wasn't that it?
Like tied her up and left her there. Yeah, which isn't cool. No, it's not cool. God. But there was some question about whether or not she asked for, like, she asked to be tied up or didn't ask to be tied up. I can't remember the whole situation. Listen, if Army has made amends, then, okay, you know, Army's the least of my concerns right now. Do you know what I'm saying? Now I know.
Arm and hammer. Okay. That just came across. Just not good movies. Shitty movies. As long as he's in shitty movies, that's good. Get Brendan Schwab, or what's his name? Brendan, the guy everybody loves. Frazier? Frazier. Brendan Frazier. Let Brendan Frazier have all the good roles. Leave the shitty roles to Arm and Hammer. Brendan Fraser is the light of the life for everybody. Everybody.
Did you see that Harrison Ford got a Lifetime Achievement Award at the SAG? I did. And got up there, Voice Week, you know, old man. He's an 87 or something like that. And gave a beautiful, touching speech about his career and how he was excited that everyone was excited about him having it. And, you know, I'm excited that you're excited about me. Yeah, but that is Harrison Ford. He is.
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