The Cosmic Cannibal Podcast
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Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Uranus Direct: Chaos, Change, Wake-Up Calls
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CHAOS, CHANGE & WAKE-UP CALLS What: Uranus direct in Taurus When: Jan. 30 - July 7, 2025 Who’s Impacted: EVERYONE (seriously, everyone!) Takea...
2025 Aquarius New Moon: What YOU Need to Know
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The 2025 January new moon in Aquarius has the future calling, and it wants YOU to get lucky. In this video, astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal (nee...
Cusps of Change: The 29° & 0° Crisis
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when planets transit 29° & 0° ? Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus are changing EVERYTHING in 2025. In this episode of the astrology podc...
Gemini Full Moon + Mercury Direct
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well, cosmic cuties. On December 15th (or thereabouts, depending on your time zone), la Luna is full in the chatty mutable air sign, marki...
Mercury Retrograde & the 2024 Sagittarius New Moon
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yep, it’s here. Mercury Retrograde. This week’s astrology kicks off with a loud, in-your-face backpedal for the Messenger / Megaphone planet in fi...
Friction and the Aries Full Moon
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's astrology Oct. 14 - Oct. 20, 2024. In the words of 1999 Jennifer Lopez, “Let’s get loud, let’s get loud!” Because this week bring...
Mercury direct, Venus in Libra, and sooo much forward motion
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This Week's Astrology for Aug. 26, 2024. Join Astrologer & author, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) in this forecast, and unpack what mercury dir...
YOUR August Monthly Horoscope
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does the astrology of August have in store for YOU? Cosmic Cannibal's got the answers. In this episode, the snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrolog...
This Week's Astrology: July 15 - July 21, 2024
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is certainly a super-charged, emotionally heightened week. Not only because it follows a weekend assassination attempt, but also because of the ...
Sizzling Passion and Potential Power Struggles: Venus opposite Pluto Rx
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A peek into the week's astrology, July 8 - 14, 2024. Join astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down this week's most important ...
Everything YOU Need to Know About the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On April 20, 2024, Jupiter and Uranus align in earth sign Taurus, setting the stage for a potentially explosive, exciting, and electrifying weekend...
We Need to Talk About the Big Game 2024
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille hilariously dish on the astrology of the Big Game 2024. From Taylor Swift's political power...
Your February Horoscope
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down February's biggest transits. In this episode, Cosmic offers her witty in...
We Need to Talk about Aquarius
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why does alien Alf eat SO many cats? Was Aquarius Michael Jordan secretly an alien (and is that why he's SOO good at b-ball)? In this episode of...
Pluto in Aquarius 2024 -- What YOU Need to Know About This MAJOR Shift
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down one of 2024's biggest astrology transits, Pluto in Aqua...
The 2024 Capricorn New Moon & ALL the Goal-Setting Astrology of Jan. 8
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR weekly forecast, including her thoughts on why the Capricorn New Moon is SOOOO g...
We Need to Talk About Santa Claus
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is Santa Claus really a Capricorn? How much of a Scorpio is the Grinch? And are Gremlins more Gemini or Virgo in nature? In this special holiday episo...
This Week's Astrology: what YOU need to know about Dec. 11 thru Dec. 17
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dives into the astrology of the week of December 11th, 2023. Mercury makes some sweet mu...
This Week's Astrology: What YOU Need to Know About Dec. 4 thru Dec. 10
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's astrology focuses on relationships and depth connection, thanks to Venus and Jupiter. Snark-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal has ...
What Mercury in Capricorn Means for YOU
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On Dec. 1, the planet of talk, text, and data enters earth sign Capricorn, ushering in a bevy of serious, pragmatic, and money-making thoughts. In thi...
Introducing Cosmic Gumbo
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in Cosmic Gumbo, a brand new comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka C...
Why the 2023 Sagittarius full moon is soooo lucky
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do the stars have in store for you on the 2023 Sagittarius full moon? In this episode of Cosmic Chronicles, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writ...
Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2023 Gemini SZN
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do the stars have in store for you this round of Gemini season? Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down th...
Taurus Takeover: Jupiter, Mercury, and the New Moon shake things up this week
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, your host Cosmic Cannibal dives deep into the cosmic currents that are set to take over in the coming week. With Mercury s...
Get Ready to LOL with these May 2023 Horoscopes
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do the stars have in store for you this May 2023? Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down this...
Saturn in Pisces lowdown: transit meaning, Saturn Returns, horoscopes and more
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On March 7, 2023, Saturn entered Pisces for the first time in 30 years. Needless to say, this is a monumental transit, and Cosmic Cannibal has you cov...
Hump Day Horoscope: Venus in Aquarius + Cancer Full Moon
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What does it mean when Venus is in Aquarius? How is this Cancer full moon going to affect your zodiac sign? Snarky yet savvy astrologer Cosmic Canniba...
Mercury & Venus in Capricorn and the Gemini Full Moon
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mercury & Venus are saying buh-bye to Sagg, the Moon is getting swole, and both Jupiter & Neptune are butting heads with Mercury. Your fave sn...
2022 Venus in Sagittarius
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a long hiatus, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy astrologer is back with a bang. In this episode, Cosmic Cannibal has your oh-so funny forecast for...
Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2022 Virgo Season
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Sun has entered Virgo and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for it. In this short episode, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy (and oh-so self-obsessed...
Why 2022 Venus in Leo is your excuse to love yourself
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Summer’s hottest transit for love has arrived, and snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious horoscopes for it. In this ...
Everything you need to know about the 2022 Leo New Moon
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's here, the grandest new moon of 2022. Snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has EVERYTHING you need to know about it, including the m...
Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2022 Leo Season
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s here. The most show-stopping transit of the year: LEO SEASON. And snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your Cosmic Weather Fo...
2022 Venus in Cancer horoscopes and overview
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The love planet is at it again! This time, she’s sliding into Cancer’s DM and giving us all a romantic and financial transit to remember. (At leas...
Manifesting and the 2022 Capricorn full moon
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What do Jim Carrey, Donna Summer, Jeff Besos and the Milwaukee Bucks have in common? They’re all Capricorns! (Except for the Bucks.) They’re also ...
Mars in Taurus + Mercury in Cancer Mashup
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On July 5, Mars and Mercury make major moves and snarky-yet-savvy #Gemini astrology Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for BOTH. In this episode of the...
2022 Cancer new moon listicle extravaganza + Retrograde Neptune in Pisces
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's here, another new moon and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has a very special new moon listicle / transit report for it. Cosmic also ...
Cosmic Weather Forecast: Cancer Season and BONUS Venus in Gemini horoscopes
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cancer season is in full swing, but do YOU know what this season has in store for you? Cosmic Cannibal does. The snarky-yet-savvy and oh-so self-invol...
Revelations and the 2022 Sagittarius full moon
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What do Smokey the Bear and Emeril Lagasse have in common? They’re both a part of this extra spicy and extra satirical horoscope for the 2022 Sagitt...
2022 Eclipse Season Survival Guide
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On April 30, Eclipse Season begins with a solar eclipse in Taurus. Are you prepared for what these lunations have in store for you? In this final epis...
2022 Mars in Pisces and the Libra full moon
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mars and the Moon come together (not really) to make for an active weekend, and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for it a...
What 2022 Venus in Pisces means for your sign
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yep, Venus has entered Pisces and snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal is here to tell you what the hell that means and why you should care. In this epis...
Your 2022 Aries New Moon Horoscope
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ready for an ambition resurrection? The 2022 Aries new moon is sure to revive and reanimate your goals, and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Canniba...
2022 Virgo full moon
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Predicting the future is hard work, which is why snarky yet savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal doesn't do that. She especially doesn't do that in this e...
The March 2022 Pisces New Moon
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What do Dua Lipa, Abraham Hicks, Cinderella and Ayahuasca have in common? They’re all part of this wacky, whimsical and slightly satirical horoscope...
Pisces Season 2022
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to dive into your feeling these coming weeks, because it’s finally Pisces Season. In this episode of the astrology podcast, snarky-yet-sav...
Your 2022 Leo full moon horoscope - UNPLUGGED
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In an a very un-Leo-like way, snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your stripped down, unvarnished, unplugged Leo full moon horoscope, sans disco mus...
Your February 2022 Horoscope
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a rather long break, snarky-yet-savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal is back and has your February forecast covered. In this episode of the ...
Cosmic Weather Forecast: Aquarius Season
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After a brief holiday break, snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal is back with a bang--and a bang-up forecast for 2022 Aquarius season. In this short and...
2021 Gemini Full Moon and Venus Retrograde in Capricorn
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A full moon, a Jupiter trine, and lots of Venus action make for an active astrology weekend, and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for ALL OF IT. That...
Your Forecast for December 2021 and Beyond
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Predicting what's gonna happen in the universe during the holidays can be difficult (what with all the raging family gatherings and whatnot), but fret...
Your 2021 Venus in Capricorn horoscope
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What do Scarlett Johanssen and LeBron James have in common? Absolutely nothing, as Cosmic Cannibal discovers in this surprisingly explicit episode abo...
Everything you need to know about the 2021 New Moon in Scorpio
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Can feelings fuel transformation? Snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal sure thinks so (in this week’s episode at least), and it’s all thanks to the 2...
Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn Direct -- what it means for YOU
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
October is alive with planetary progrades and snarky, sometimes satirical astrology expert Cosmic Cannibal has them all covered. Planets Mercury, Jupi...
Your 2021 Aries Full Moon Horoscope
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for an emotionally raw week. The waxing Moon is magnifying all our fiercest feelings and moving towards our 10th Full Moon of the year, this...
Your Libra New Moon and Venus in Sagittarius Horoscope
03 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Major changes are on the horizon and Cosmic Cannibal has you covered in this short and sweet episode. The snarky and sometimes satirical astrologer ha...
Your 2021 September Horoscope
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a summer hiatus, Cosmic Cannibal is back with a bang. Actually, she’s back with your September horoscope! That’s right, the silly and satiri...
2021 Gemini Solar Eclipse and Mars in Leo
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ok, so maybe this 2021 Gemini Solar Eclipse is a day late, but Cosmic Cannibal doesn't care. In fact, if you listen to this episode, which not only ha...
Your 2021 Venus in Cancer horoscope
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, snarky, self-absorbed astrologer Cosmic Cannibal briefly explains what the eff 2021 Venus in Cancer means for the 12 zodiac signs. In...
Everything under the sun about 2021 Saturn Retrograde, Mercury Retrograde, and Eclipse Season
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For weeks I’ve been warning you that Summer 2021 is going to be a bit rocky, and I wasn’t lying. The astrological rockslide includes 2021 Saturn R...
2021 Gemini Season Survival Guide
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Toodle loo Taurus! It’s been lit, but your days are done: on Thursday, May 20th, the Sun is shifting into chatty and charming air sign Gemini, usher...
Everything you need to know about 2021 Jupiter in Pisces
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On May 13th, 2021, lucky abundant Jupiter entered dreamy water sign Pisces, where it will roam until July 28th. Despite what you might think, 2021 Jup...
2021 Pluto Retrograde: What it means and why you should freak
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On April 27th Pluto, planet of transformation, stations retrograde in Capricorn, and will moonwalk through the cardinal earth sign until Oct. 6th. Cou...
2021 Taurus Season, Mercury in Taurus, and Mars in Cancer Horoscopes
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not a week goes by that one planet or another isn’t shifting zodiac signs or doing some crazy astrology thing, and this week’s no different: on Ap...
Your 2021 Venus in Taurus Overview and Horoscopes
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Love is in the air… for a few zodiac signs, and it’s all thanks to Venus in Taurus. On Wednesday April 14th, love planet Venus moves into passive ...
Your 2021 Aries New Moon Horoscope
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hear how the 2021 New Moon in Aries will deliver a boost of energy and get you pumped for tomorrow. Or, risk facing the future sans my witty forewarni...
Why these 3 zodiac signs will have the best week
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At least one if not all of the planetary transits this week are sure to shake you up– especially if you’re one of these zodiac signs. This episode...
Your 2021 April Horoscope
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s Day. But since you're no doubt listening to this post-April Fool's Day, then just...
This is THE weekend to manifest major life changes, according to the universe
27 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is also available as a blog post: http://cosmiccannibal.com/2021/03/25/this-is-the-weekend-to-manifest-major-life-changes-according-to-th...