The Cultured Bumpkin
Episodes
Edgar Allan Poe | THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER | Full Short Story Audiobook
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
First published in 1839,, here in audiobook form is Edgar Allan Poe's THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER.If you enjoyed this, please "like" the video and ...
Oscar Wilde | A MODEL MILLIONAIRE
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mary Parkinson joins me to narrate this light hearted, 19th century classic by Oscar Wilde.If you enjoyed this, please "like" the video and subscribe ...
Bret Harte | THE OUTCASTS OF POKER FLAT | a Western
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A western set in the rugged Sierras of California during the Gold Rush, Bret Harte's "The Outcasts of Poker Flat" (1869) is a quintessential example o...
Shirley Jackson | CHARLES | feat. guest narrator Mary Parkinson
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A mysterious boy causes chaos down at the kindergarten.Mary Parkinson guest narrates.If you enjoyed this, please "like" the video and subscribe to The...
Shirley Jackson | CHARLES | feat. guest narrator Mary Parkinson
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A mysterious boy causes chaos in class in the Shirley Jackson classic.Mary Parkinson narrates (and plays Mother), while I voice Father and Junior.If y...
Author Spotlight: Juan Corrigan | Betrayed by Politics
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Author, actor, and military veteran Juan Corrigan joins me to talk about his book Betrayed by Politics.It's available at this affiliate link: https://...
Stephen Leacock | MY FINANCIAL CAREER | with Guest Narrator David Martin
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If you're like me, you say dumb stuff from time to time in unexpected social interactions, and this story is terrifyingly (and hilariously) real.To jo...
P.G. Wodehouse | THE TRUTH ABOUT GEORGE | Short Story Audiobook feat. Mary Parkinson
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A man with a stutter seeks treatment for it.Featuring the voice talents of Mary Parkinson for everyone except the narrator and George.If you enjoyed t...
James Thurber | THE MACBETH MURDER MYSTERY | A Funny Short Story with Voice Actor Mary Parkinson
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A lady misunderstands a "murder mystery" that she picks up in her travels, featuring the voice talents of Mary Parkinson. Classic Thurber humor.Follow...
A.A. Milne | WINNIE THE POOH | Classic Children's Literature
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Over the Christmas holidays I recorded this lovely little kid's book and thoroughly enjoyed it!I hope you'll check out the rest of it on my Youtube ch...
Jane Austen | "Southern" PRIDE AND PREJUDICE - Ch 1 (and an Audio Drama Casting Call)
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here's chapter 1 of Jane Austen's rom-com masterpiece Pride and Prejudice narrated in American southern. Stay tuned for the audio drama!Hear the whole...
The Magic of Live Theatre (and Why Should Try It!) - with Nick Tuckett
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode I had the honor of talking with Nick Tuckett from the UK about the joys of live theatre.Nick is a real rennaissance man with a wide ra...
Alfred, Lord Tennyson | THE LADY OF SHALOTT
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I first heard this as a kid watching Anne of Green Gables.Check the video and Brittany's art, here:https://youtu.be/V9BfvuKzrLcIf you enjoyed this, pl...
Washington Irving | THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW | Classic Short Stories | Full Audiobook
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Washington Irving classic. A creepy comedy that's fun for the whole family!If you enjoyed this, please "like" the video and subscribe to The Culture...
George H Powell | Dueling Stories from the 16th Century (Brantome's Accounts of Fights to the Death)
11 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Note: while this is from 1904 ,there are descriptions of combat in some detail. Just letting you know! Enjoy!Recorded this week for the Relearn app an...
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle | The Hound of the Baskervilles - a "Southern" Sherlock Audiobook
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A classic detective novel.If you're a Sherlock fan, which case is your favorite?To hear the whole audiobook on Youtube for FREE, check here:To enjoy u...
J.C. Ryle | The Biography of John Wycliffe
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A short audiobook that I did for the Relearn App and used here with permission.If you're interested in voice acting, check this out:https://www.skool....
Matt "Conajam" Conaghan | James Joyce, Sports, and Roland the Traveling Tumbleweed
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Conaghan joins me for a talk about all kinds of stuff, including his experience with James Joyce and his kids book, "Roland the Traveling Tumblew...
Elizabeth Barrett Browning | How Do I Love Thee? (Read by Guest Narrator Jeremy Thompson)
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, guest Narrator Jeremy Thompson reads EBB's How Do I Love Thee.Check out his Youtube channel here:https://youtu.be/92sq0yWCxVM?si=Szlo...
G.A. Henty | HUNTED BY WOLVES | Classic Short Story | The Cultured Bumpkin Podcast
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A (slightly) modernized retelling.of a G.A. Henty classic recorded for the Relearn App.Use JAKE20 at checkout for a discount.www.relearn.orgTo hear fu...
Robert Frost | Into My Own | Poetry Reading
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Frost is one of the first American poets that I ever heard, and I raelly like his stuff. I recently picked up a copy of his "Complete works" at...
Edgar Allan Poe | The Black Cat | Classic Gothic Horror Short Story
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Classic horror from the best in the biz! If you enjoyed this and want to hear more, please subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin and tell a friend! htt...
Mary Oliver | I Looked Up | from Owls and Other Fantasies
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mary Oliver's poetry was wonderful. If you enjoyed this and want to hear more, please subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin and tell a friend! https://...
Walt Whitman | When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Walt Whitman has written some of my favorite and least favorite poetry:) He's all over the shop! If you enjoyed this and want to hear more, please su...
Sitting Bull's Great-Grandson Tells About Lakota Life and Culture
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A fascinating conversation with the great grandson of one the greatest warriors and leaders in history.Mr Ernie LaPointe joins us on The Cultured Bump...
O. Henry | A Double-Dyed Deceiver | Classic Short Stories Read Aloud
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An incredible story set out west with a "snapper" ending.Parents: there is some rude language and a swear word or two in this one, so you may want to ...
Paul Revere's Ride | by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow | Classic Poetry Read Aloud
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On "the 18th of April of '75" Mr Revere (and some others) rode into the history books. Here's one recorded in 2019.For full length audiobooks, subscri...
William Butler Yeats | When You Are Old
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A WB Yeats classic. When You Are Old.If you enjoyed this, please be sure to subscribe and tell a friend!To check out my audiobooks on Youtube, check o...
Jane Austen's SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (with Southern characters) - Ch 1 Audiobook
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jane Austen's beloved regency classic, chapter 1 - Sense and SensibilityTo hear the entire audiobook on Youtube check out:https://youtu.be/YEYKyYlEeLk...
How To Be A Writer | A Conversation Darby Kern | Writer and Director of Jake Muller Adventures
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we have a chat with Darby Kern, writer and director of Jake Muller Adventures.To learn more, listen to trailers and purchase audio dra...
Events that Shaped the World of Shakespeare, Marlowe, and Spenser: The Spanish Armada (with Charlie the Brit)
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My mate Charlie joins me remotely to talk about an event that was all over the news back in 1588 -the Spanish Armada!If you enjoyed this, I hope you'l...
Kenneth Grahame's (Southern) The Wind In the Willows - Rat and Mole Pay Mr Toad a Visit
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To hear the entire audiobook (and other classics!) check out The Cultured Bumpkin on Youtubehttps://youtu.be/jca6uJTWqMQ
William Shakespeare | Sonnet 2 | "When Forty Winters Shall Besiege Thy Brow"
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we get back to our chronological trip through English literature with a Shakespeare sonnet.PERSUASION by Jane Austen audiobook: https:...
Charlie the Brit presents Lord Tennyson's Charge of the Light Brigade and the History Surrounding It
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie the Brit joins me for a chat about two of my favorite things, classic literature and history.Here we read The Charge of the Light Brigade and ...
Bugs Bunny Reads Shakespeare ( a Conversation with Voice Actor and Impressionist Mitch North)
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we have a great conversation with one of my good friends, voice actor Mitch North. We met back in May 2024 while recording an audio dr...
Francis Bacon | The Life of Man
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we'll read a poem by Francis Bacon called The Life of Man.If you enjoyed this, please "like" the video and subscribe to The Cultured B...
Sir Philip Sidney | The Bargain
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Cultured Bumpkin we'll read a poem from 1590 called The Bargain.To be notified when I post an audiobook on Youtube (or just to ...
Edmund Spenser | My Love Is Like To Ice
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we'll hear from ole Ed Spenser, the guy who ended the 200 year English poetry drought after Chaucer with this 1579 beauty called My Lo...
Geoffrey Chaucer | The Canturbury Tales - Prologue
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we'll take a look at the evolution of the English language between the 300+ years between Norman conquest John Wycliffe'stranslation o...
John Keats | Ode On A Grecian Urn
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ode On A Grecian Urn by John Keats.The free ebook i mentioned can be downloaded HERE
Edna St Vincent Millay | Love Is Not All
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A beautiful poem by Edna St Vincent MillayIf you enjoyed this please subscribe!
Edgar Allen Poe | The Tell-Tale Heart
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An unsettling short story by America's master of horror fiction, Edgar Allen Poe.If you enjoyed this, I hope you'll subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin ...
Thomas Paine's The American Crisis (Part 1) from 1776
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When the original T-Paine published this at the 1776, the British were winning the war.Subscribe here and on Youtube for alot more full length classic...
How to Be a Gentleman - George Washington's Manners Book
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
George Washington's Manners.When George Washington was a young English aristocrat he found a British book of manners and copied them down. Some of the...
The Cremation of Sam McGee - a Tall Tale from the Gold Rush
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Robert W. Service: THE CREMATION OF SAM MCGEEA tall tale in poem form about the gold rush in the Yukon territory around the turn of the 19th century.I...
Ozymandias - Forgotten King of Ancient Egypt
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Ozymandias" is a sonnet written by the English Romantic poet Percy Bysshe Shelley. It was first published in 1818 and is considered one of Shelley's ...
Thomas Jefferson | The Declaration of Independence
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of the great freedom of all time, which paved the way for the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Juneteenth Proclamation, and many more.To...
Sitting Bull's Great Grandson Gives the Lakota Perspective of the Battle of the Little Bighorn - June 25-26, 1876
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the anniversary of the Battle of the Little Bighorn, author and Vietnam veteran Ernie LaPointe (the great grandson of Sitting Bull), and he joins m...
Shirley Jackson | Charles
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ms Jackson is normally known for much darker stuff, but this one is a real knee slapper!If you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe...
Emma Lazarus | The New Colossus
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The poem on the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty in New York City Harbor.For longer readings from the classics, as well as LIVE recordings, check out...
Lord Tennyson | Ulysses
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even if you're getting old, your best days can be ahead of you! An encouraging classic by Alfred, Lord Tennyson.If you enjoyed this, please “like”...
Jack London | Love of Life
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A classic tale of man vs nature by Jack London.If you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more literat...
Robert Frost - Birches
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A lovely poem by one of America's greatest 20th century poets.Ode to a Mockingbird on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7KXwQrt0682hvlINNyfl1z?s...
The Short, Unhappy War of the Weaverville Tongs - The Old West -"The Forty Niners"
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In 1854, two Chinese gangs face off in a medieval style battle in California during the Gold Rush.If you enjoyed this. please subscribe on whatever pl...
John Milton - from Paradise Lost - Book l
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more literature content.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF...
The Story of Jonah | KJV | with Music by John Busby
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder why unlucky sailors are called "a Jonah"? Here's the story.It's an ancient seafaring tale which has been told down through the centuries, ...
Walt Whitman | from When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A classic mourning the death of President Abraham Lincoln.Get Leaves of Grass here: https://amzn.to/3V7UvlyIf you enjoyed this, please “like” the ...
Tales from the Wild West | Con Man "Soapy" Smith | from TIME LIFE's "The Miners"
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A fun look at one of the famous con men of the post Civil War American West as told by Robert Wallace in his TIME LIFE Old West series (from "The Mine...
W.B. Yeats | The Cap and Bells
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not sure what I think of Yeats... what about you?If you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more l...
Hemingway vs Faulkner - A Quick Comparison
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A quick comparison of the opening sentences of The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway, and William Faulkner's Absalom! Absalom!If you enjoyed thi...
William Blake | The Sick Rose
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Sick Rose by William BlakeIf you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more literature content.https...
If Thou Must Love Me | Elizabeth Barrett Browning
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A beautiful love poem by the amazing EB Browning.If you enjoyed this, please “like” the video and subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more liter...
Pride and Prejudice (and Magnolias) - Mr Collins comes to Dinner - (a "southern" exceprt from Jane Austen's Classic)
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pride and Prejudice (and Magnolia's) by Jane AustenA southern narration of Miss Jane's beloved classic.You can listen to my complete "Pride and Prejud...
Witnesses Audio | The Lamb | Fully Dramatized Radio Theatre
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this special episode, hear Tracy Van Dolder's "The Lamb" If you enjoyed this, check out www.witnessesaudio.com to hear the entire series for free.A...
Edgar Allan Poe | To Helen
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another beautiful Poe love poem with classical imagery.Be sure to check out The Cultured Bumpkin on Youtube and join in for LIVE poetry and/or literat...
Robert Browning | O Never Star Was Lost
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is a great poem for anyone going through mental anguish of some kind.To join my live readings on Youtube, check out:https://www.youtube.com/chann...
Miss You - Author Unknown - a Poem about Loss
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A poem for anyone who's ever lost someone. Author Unknown.If you enjoyed this, please subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin for more literature content (h...
If I Can Stop One Heart from Breaking by Emily Dickinson: Finding Meaning in Small Acts
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A beautiful Emily Dickinson classic.To hear more poetry, subscribe to The Cultured Bumpkin on YOUtube and join me for a live!If you enjoyed this, plea...
The Titanic, World War l, the Sundowner, and other Historical Stuff with Journalist Melissa Ratliff
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we chat with the fascinating Melissa Ratliff, a Florida journalist, about a wide range of historical subjects.Check out Melissa's Hist...
Why Should I Read Shakespeare? (w/ guest Melanie Murray)
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we chat with high school literature teacher Melanie Murray about why you should check out Shakespeare, and alot of other literary topi...
Evening Star - by Edgar Allan Poe
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A poem by Edgar Allan Poe.To watch a live poetry reading and make requests, check out some of my LIVEs on The Cultured Bumpkin Youtube. Also there's a...
Leo Tolstory - The Three Hermits
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A high-ranking church official finds his authority questioned by three hermits and their unorthodox, yet strangely profound, approach to prayer. Check...
Stave V - A (Redneck) Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we wrap up A Christmas Carol with Scrooge's delightful Christmas Day.To hear the whole thing at once, check it out on my Youtube chann...
Stave lV- A (Redneck) Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Part 4 of Dickens' classic Christmas tale told in "southern"!To hear the whole thing in one sitting, check it out and subscribe on Youtube, (I do alo...
Stave lll- A (Redneck) Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Redneck Scrooge meets the Ghost of Christmas Present,To hear Dicken's classic tale told in "southern" in it's entirety, you can find it here:https://y...
Stave ll - A (Redneck) Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stave ll of Charles Dickens' beloved Christmas classic.https://www.theculturedbumpkin.comIf you need to hear the whole things, here it is on YOUTUBE:h...
Stave l - A (Redneck) Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A "southern" take on a beloved British classsic.The story (or, novella) has been one of my favorites since the first time I read it out of a Barnes &a...
"Sun Tzu is boring" - a conversation TJ Whitehead
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A conversation with political analyst TJ Whitehead about a wide range of topics to include the U.S. Army, classic writing that TJ doesn't think is tha...
2 Hours of Great American Short Stories
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a compilation of some great American short stories which we've covered over the past few years. If Jane Austen is your thing, or you w...
H.P. Lovecraft | Dagon
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Dagon" is a short story written by American author H.P. Lovecraft, one of the most influential figures in the genre of weird and cosmic horror fictio...
Ella Wheeler Wilcox | With Every Rising of the Sun
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A poem about to let tinggo of the past, not dwelling on regrets, and embracing each new day as an opportunity for growth.If you like poetry, subscribe...
Ernest Lawrence Thayer | Casey at the Bat
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you watch baseball, you know that it's about to be the postseason, and what better baseball poem is there than this? My Dad would read this one to ...
Edgar Allan Poe | The Tell-Tale Heart
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To convince you that I'm not crazy, let me regale you with some of the crazy stuff I've done. - Edgar Allan Poe, or something!To Support The Cultured ...
Thomas Babington McAuley | Horatius at the Bridge
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This 19th century classic describes an inspiring defense of Rome by a few brave men in it's early days.A homeschool Mom emailed me and asked for this ...
Walt Whitman | Night on the Prairies
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I got a beautiful trade paperback this week from Friendly City Books, then walked across the street to a Coffee on 5th to read it.Here's a poem from W...
Allan Cunningham | A Wet Sheet and a Flowing Sea
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is probably my favorite maritime poem, and I first heard it when my Dad read it to me when I was little.Here's a link to my youtube:https://www.y...
Redneck Jane Austen | Pride and Prejudice (Chapter 1)
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alot of folks on Tiktok really enjoyed this reading, so I thought I'd do it here as well. Here's Pride and Prejudice set in the American south.To hear...
Simon Peter | The First Epistle General of Peter
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This reading comes from the first epistle general of Peter out the King James Bible.
Rudyard Kipling | If
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This poem is full of all kinds of good advice. I think everyone should be at least familiar with it.Here's the link to the last Youtube live poetry re...
Emily Dickinson | And Bees as bustling go | Classical Literature Audio
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another one from Miss Emily.Classic poetry readings...For more literature themed content, check me out on Youtube:+https://www.youtube.com/@JakePhilli...
Alfred, Lord Tennyson | Crossing the Bar | Classic Poetry Audio
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of the great "farewell" poems of all time.I have started recording these and posting the the video on Youtube.Here's the link to this one if you n...
King David of Israel | Psalm 62
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, King David of Israel pens a psalm about how God is his rock and his salvation.Thank you very much for Listening!I have begun to recor...
Max Ehrmann | Desiderata
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some great advice via Max Ehrmann, circa 1927.To hear Jake read classic literature on Audible:Click hereTo Support The Cultured Bumpkin, check out:htt...
John Clare | I Am
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this poem, John Clare (a patient at a mental asylum) wrote about his struggles with his mental health....To hear Jake read classic literature on Au...
Elizabeth Barrett Browning | Sonnet 14 "If Thou Must Love Me"
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I recap my travels of the last three weeks that spanned driving from coastal North Carolina to Montana and plenty of parks and battlef...
William Shakespeare | Sonnet 18
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm a sucker for a good love poem...In this episode we'll read a very well known classic, Sonnet 18 by Will...
Lord Byron | 'So We'll Go No More a Roving
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lord Byron's reminds us that people outgrow things and situations in this lovely little poem.To hear Jake read classic literature on Audible:Click her...
Susan Glaspell | Freckles M'Grath
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A plucky young elevator attendant thwarts a government lobbyist in this hilarious short story by Susan Glaspell...To hear Jake read classic literature...
Robert Frost | After Apple Picking
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Robert Frost recounts a seasonal occurrence in this classic.To hear Jake read classic literature on Audible:Click hereTo Support The Cultured Bumpkin,...
Emily Dickinson | Because I could not stop for Death
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Miss Emily contemplates mortality in this memorable piece....To hear Jake read classic literature on Audible:Click hereTo Support The Cultured Bumpkin...